Shinji The 10 o'Clock Assassin http://members.xoom.com/Shinji_2200/KNSImpact.htm tyree3@pacbell.net WARNING: This is an adult-oriented fanfic; containing graphic sex and language. Viewer's discretion is adviced. The characters here in having sex are over 18 years of age. Characters from "Battle Athletes" belong to AIC/Pioneer. Characters from "Mikado Ichiban" belong to Eric Jones. All rights, and all others, are reserved. ************ Akari: You must be Phrank Neryu, right? Phrank: OH MY GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!! I FINALLY GET TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU, AKARI KANZAKI!! Akari: ^_^; Now hold on! Wait just a minute! This isn't exactly what I wanna do... Phrank: (Comes to the side of Akari and looks deep into her face.) Do not worry, my love. I'll be gentle. Akari: (Makes an ugly face.) You say that. Then you do whatever you want with me... And then it's all over. We're trophy wives, not prostitutes! Phrank: But you feel so soft when I touch your skin... Akari: And would you still say stuff like that ten years later. A long pause of silence. But Phrank just gives her a goofy smile. Akari decides to give up, finding no serious way of avoiding the inevitable, and lets him plant a kiss on her lips. But just then, the wall gets blasted down by a powerful force... ************ MIKADO ICHIBAN Vs. BATTLE ATHLETES "Battle Royal (Lacking Royalty)" ************ Walder: This is pathetic! No sooner than the buzzer rings for Kanzaki's victory, and already some guys humping up her leg! Ayla: (Seeing the remains of the wall still crumbling.) Obviously you have not followed the code book to the letter. Have you, Mr. Neryu? Phrank: WHAT THE HELL??!! Akari: Mylandah! Ayla! What are you doing here?! Ayla: We have heard Mr. Neryu's sad story. His mother, one of the top athletes, dying whilst giving birth to him. Walder: And then he steps up to that asshole Grant, with a bunch of lawyers and scientists, trying to terminate the "Cosmic Beauty Contest" for good! You, Kanzaki, were part of an out-of-court settlement! Akari: I know. But why are you so mad? Ayla: Mr. Neryu has worked hard in getting where he got to today. Walder: If this asswipe can do it, then just how far along do you think everybody else would follow?! NO FUCKING WAY!! YOU'RE GOING DOWN, PAL!! Phrank: (Now in panic mode.) N... Now hold on, ladies! I'm sure we can talk this out like normal human beings, right?! Akari: (Standing in front of Phrank and ready for a fight.) Ayla is a Russian science experiment. Mylandah's a vicious animal. Between them they have less control than the weather forcast. Prepare to run, Phrank. Phrank wanted to run, but he remembered that this is a dead-end hallway. He then looks back to Akari who has been punched square into the chest and instantly goes unconscious. Mylandah then grabs him by the neck... Walder: Now... What shall we do with you? Ayla: We can not kill him. That will destroy our chances to become "Cosmic Beauty." Walder: I KNOW THAT!! Wait a minute. I know what we should do with him. (Looks over toward Phrank who's still sweating bullets.) Today will be your lucky day. Phrank: Really? Walder: Hey, Rovnovsky! He wishes to be pleasured by a "Battle Athlete." Ayla: And after you said you were going to rip off a man's penis if ever they tried to touch you, Ms. Walder. Phrank: AAAHH!! Now hold on, ladies! You don't really have to do this...! Walder: What are you so afraid of, Neryu? Here at the "Great Competition," many come here to achieve their highest goals. Isn't that right, Rovnovsky? Ayla: We're going to have sex with him, Ms. Walder? Walder: Well, it's his choice. I'm sure that Neryu had millions of women to choose from. (Evil sneer forms on her face.) Maybe he'd even do Lahri! Phrank: WHAT??!! Walder: Well? Would you? Doesn't she turn you on?! Phrank: HELL NO!! I'm not sick enough to be turned on by that... Alien! Ayla: She Mongolian. Correct? Walder: Corrected! This pervert DOES have a line drawn! Mylandah proceeds to rip his clothes off. She then hands him over to Ayla so she can take her clothes off and show her "beauty" right in front of him. Walder: So... Do you like what you see? Doesn't my body cause your dick to grow hard? Ayla: I do not know if it is even possible. Right now he is in a state of trepidation. Walder: Then lay him down on the floor. I'll soon change his state. Soon, Ayla lays a panicking Phrank on the floor. Mylandah then lays next to him and massages his limp cock. Meanwhile, Ayla takes her clothes of and lays on the other side of Phrank. By this time he feels like he's about to lose control of his whole body. On his body are two women who are very capable of ripping his dick off. Ayla: He is very afraid of us, Ms. Walder. Walder: If it was any other time, he should be. But right now...(Licks about his limpness with her tongue.) Don't be afraid, Neryu. We won't rip off your dick [...yet]. Mylandah smiles evilly as she takes him into her mouth. Small gasps and moans escape from the pervert's mouth. But that's all he's able to do. The warmth and wetness of Mylandah's mouth would've caused him to go hard if it weren't for the horrid nightmare replaying in his mind. Mylandah then tells Ayla to suck on his dick. So she takes him into her mouth, using what she had learned from watching one of her teammate's sex DAAVT's (Digital Audio And Video Tapes). To Phrank, Ayla feels different. A little colder than Mylandah. She feels a bit more arousing as well. The way she massages his balls while she sucks on him, the way she deepthroats him like it's a natural thing. There's no emotion behind it; almost as if Rei Ayanami is sucking his dick. But it somehow causes him to go hard. Walder: Oh, I see. I understand perfectly. The Russians are always the better ones, huh? Ayla: (Licking the top of his cock.) I believe he gets hard in my mouth because I am the least likely to rip it off. Mylandah goes into the trademark "Iori Yagami Laugh," and then she grabs Phrank by his cock and jerks it off as fast as she humanly can (which is ten times faster than normal). Meanwhile, Phrank is about to scream in terror. But he's been silenced by Ayla's open pussy which happened to be right in his mouth. Walder: Feels good, doesn't it? You wanna explode right now, do you?! Phrank: (Would still be screaming, but his mouth is all over Ayla's sopping pussy.) Ayla: Mr. Neryu is about to explode. I can feel him tensing... Walder: Maybe he wants to explode in someone's mouth. But who's? Ayla: Shall we both take him...? Phrank has now been submerged into a hot white flash of intence rapture. Mylandah and Ayla have their faces by his cock as it shoots out stream after stream of cum. The white sticky fluid has gotten all over their faces and hair. And the two ladies start to lick on his cock once more. The massaging of his balls from Ayla, plus the extra steamy tongue bath from Mylandah, causes him to shoot some more cum from his cockpiece. After that, the two ladies proceed to move their faces toward Phranks. He sees as his own cum drip slowly from the gorgeous faces of the ladies who normally wouldn't want to be bathed with goop like this at all. He sees the emptiness of Ayla's face, splattered with cum. And he sees the evil in Mylandah's face, splattered with cum. And somehow, from his sick and perverted mind, his cock manages to start growing back into it's hardness. Mylandah makes a lopsided smirk as she licks some of the cum off of Ayla's face. (It turns you on, doesn't it?) And Ayla returns the favor by licking some of the cum off of Mylandah's face. Walder: And now... It's your turn, Phrank. Not really in a good position to argue, he does what she tells him. He licks the rest of his own cum off of Mylandah's face and hair. When that's done, he goes to Ayla and licks off her face and hair. Walder: Very good, slave. Perhaps it's time we get to the bottom of this. Ayla: Do you have a choice on who to begin with, Mr. Neryu? Phrank: Uuuhhh.... Uuuuhhhhh... Walder/Ayla: (Pause & sweatdropping...) ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS! (Rock and Paper, respectively.) Ayla is now on the floor, her right hand massaging her breasts while her left is opening her little "gateway towards the other dimension." Phrank gets on top of her (wishing she is Akari instead) and slides his cock right into her pussy; causing a small moan to exit her mouth. There it is again: No warmth, no emotion... Just wet pussy. He starts humping her like the dog he is, slowly building up in speed. He starts to use what he learned from watching all those porn flicks; taking the Russian by her thighs and moving one of her legs up toward the side of his head. He watches in awe as Ayla's breasts bounce to his thrusts. Mylandah, meanwhile, is playing with herself. She smirks evilly as she crams her hand into herself, figuring out the best way of getting him off... And then... Phrank looks into her empty eyes as he kisses her in the mouth. He then licks at the nipples of her breasts as he feels some liquid escape her pussy and drench his balls. And finally, he holds her by the legs and continuosly slams his cock into her before he finally grunts out loud and shoots his sperm deep into her womb... Mylandah also goes off and make a puddle on the floor with her own cum. She soon regains her strength as she walks toward the other two sweat-covered bodies which are sprawled all over the floor. Walder: Oh yes, Neryu. That was the greatest fuck you've ever had. And now...! Phrank tries to tell her that he still hasn't recuperated yet. But he's been proved otherwise due to the expert massaging of his genitals; some of his cock still buried into Ayla's pussy. Ayla rolls him over to the floor as she switch places with Mylandah. The "Queen of Violence" then sits on top of his hips as she slides his cock into her wetness. It immediately goes limp. Ayla: Hmmm... Mr. Neryu is still afraid... Mylandah's evil smirk is still stuck on her face. But she manages to change her facial expression and turns around to show it to Phrank. What he saw was purely amazing: An expression he saw on Akari Kanzaki's face, one of cuteness and girl-next-door-ness. She lays her back upon his chest so he can see her closer. Walder: (Speaking like Akari.) Phrank. Please. I want you to fuck me and come in my pussy. I want you to fuck me forever... That was it for our hero. Fear had been instanlty taken over by the combined powers of desire and instinct. He takes her by the breasts as he moves them around like soft-squishy marshmellows. The lower end of his body starts to run on auto-pilot as he starts humping away into her. Ayla watches in amazement before she runs her tongue along his drenched cock. Phrank then rolls her over and starts humping her like a dog. Mylandah continues to play her role as "Akari, the little bitch in heat," and lets him plunge his tensing cock into her wet pussy. But then the real Mylandah starts smirking again and... Walder: (In Akari mode.) My ass...! Phrank... Do my ass! Phrank couldn't be reached at this time. He's currenly doing Akari. But he heard her tell him to do her ass. So he spreads her butt cheeks wide and plunges his moist middle finger up her asshole. After she's been "lubricated," he takes his cock and slowly stuffs it into her ass. Mylandah, still in Akari mode, howls loudly as inch after incredibly largening inch of himself is slowly shoved into her. After Phrank manages to stuff all if his cock into her, he then takes her by the waist and starts to hump her. Slowly at first, but his momentum builds up at a surprising rate. Meanwhile, Ayla is right behind them massaging his cock and sticking her fingers into Mylandah's pussy. Phrank: Akari! Oh, Akari! I'M GONNA CUM!! I'M GONNA CUM IN YOUR ASS!!! And with that, he immediately shoots his seed up her rectum as he continues to hump his cock into her. Mylandah's howl slowly changes from Akari to herself; her smirk slowly returns as she finally got him where she wants him: The muscles in her ass soon tighten up around his cock; about ready to squeeze the life out of him. Before Phrank had realized what was going on, it was too late. Her ass holds his cock like a vice grip, choking the dear life from his manhood. The last thing Phrank remembered before passing out, due to intense pleasure and pressue, was an evil laugh of victory from Mylandah... -=*=- Several hours later, Akari wakes up from her unconsciousness. She looks around and sees Mylandah, Ayla, and a very thin figure on the floor. Actually he's Phrank; drained of all life and energy due to several hours of sex. She painfully crawls over to him... Akari: Phrank... Are you alright? Phrank: n... need... A... kari... pu... pussyyyyy.... Akari: I believe you had enough pussy for one day. -=**=- The next day, in Grant Oldman's office... Grant: My apologies to you, Ms. Kanzaki. I realized that I was dealing with a pervert. But it seems... Akari: That's alright. He's one of those people. So I figured I might as well treat him like one. Grant: "One of those people," you say. Akari: Yes. He probably thought that he'd be in heaven if he had the chance to screw a whole bunch of athletic women. His friend happens to be Mikado Sanzenin. I just showed him how much HELL his heaven really is. Meanwhile, somewhere in the facility... Phrank has his incredibly large cock inside the tight and sopping wet pussy of the cash-money Mandarin honey Ling-Pha Wong. Anna Respighi, meanwhile, is right behind him with a used jar of... Vaseline?! Anna: Relax your ass, baby. Phrank: Relax my aaaaAAAAAAAAAA!!! ************ THAT, MY FRIENDS, WAS SICK! ************ Thanks to Eric Jones for the use of his character. Please forgive me; I'm a lemon writer. Thanks goes to African Anime for his shared liking to Battle Athletes. Thanks also goes to B*Biretsuji for the Blood Carnival 5 dojinshi. That's where I got my idea from. ************ Battle Athlete Bonus: Lahrri's Revenge! by African Anime Re-edited by Shinji The 10 o'Clock Assassin In the center of Sacramento, where the infamous writer "Shinji 10 o'Clock Assassin" plots on another lemon to create, there's a knock on the door. Shinji: What the...? Who can this be early in the afternoon? He goes to open the door and finds at his enterance a japanese girl in her mid-teens, her brown hair having a bunny-like tresh upon her head. Japanese Girl: Hello, are you Shinji 10 o'Clock Assassin? Shinji: Well, it depends... Who are you? Japanese Girl: I'm his greatest fan. I thought the fics you posted on the web were the best ever written. [Giggles with a bounce...] Shinji: Well... (I don't know how you found me, but...) Yes, I am the 10 o'Clock Assassin. Japanese Girl: Thank you so very much. Alright girls! GET 'EM!! Just then, about 6 girls rush through the door and tackle Shinji to the floor. Shinji: Ow! Hey! Get your ass off my face! No wait... Just keep it there and let me breathe, okay? Drak skinned girl: Ooooo! That feel funny to Tanya. But feel good at same time. I ask big-brother to do this to me later. Shinji: [Wait! that girl said she's Tanya. Then that means...] HOLY SHIT!! Two of the girls are now holding him at the arms. He can see the girls more closely. Shinji: (Sweating Big-Time) Hey! I know who you are! You're the girls from Battle Athletes! Japanese Girl: Correct! I'm Akari Kazaki, and this is Kris, Tanya, Maylandah, Jessie, Ling-Pha, and Lahri. At the sound of Lahrri's name, Shinji froze. Shinji: You mean, YOUR Lahri?! Lahri: (With a mean look on her face.) That's right. And i'm not too happy about the crap you said about me on your little website. Shinji: Huh? Well then, my question: Why would you ladies wanna take time out of your lives to pay a visit to me?! Lahri: Because you are world-known for your perverted fanfiction. For you to be on the web saying "Lahri is ugly" is one thing. Saying that Mylandah is better than me, after I've won every atletic event known in the universe, was the straw that broke the camel's back. And you're not alone on this... As on cue, Anna and Ayla come in with a tall black-man. Shinji didn't really know him on the spot; but he took a wild guess. Shinji: African... Anime?! African: Yep! That's me! Meanwhile, Ichino is on Shinji's computer finding African's site. She reads chapter 8 of his Mega-Mix story (Which is a Sasami lemon, Oh God!). And then they look back at him with very cold faces. Maylandah: (walking up to African) You made me do WHAT with that little girl??!! African: (Trying to settle his nervs.) It's just a story! It's not even real! Mylandah: (Now holding AfricanAnime by his neck.) That's beside the point! It's on the world wide web, and now people will think I'm a pervert! Lahrri: (holding Shinji by his neck) And you! How dare you portray me as some hidious-looking computer! Shinji: (Smiling) Well, unless you can prove me wrong... Kris: Well... Now that we got them, we need a proper punishment. Ling: Yes! Let's tie them up, and then have you dance naked in front of them! Kris: NO!! Jessie: How about we make them do 100 laps around the satellite track with something stupid on there heads. Ichino: Been there, done that. Shinji: Hey, Mylandah! Aren't you gonna help me out?! You ARE my favorite athlete, you know! Mylandah: Oh sure! Claiming me "Cosmic Beauty" without my chance of defeating Lahri... In your dreams, pal! Akari: (snaps her fingers.) Hey! I got a great punishment for them! -=**=- Two ass-kickings later, we see the Battle Athletes on the other side of the track watching 2 runners go all out like there lives depended on it. Jessie: Not bad Akari, you did a really good job on those two. Akari: Well, yeah. But I ran a lot faster with one of those on my head. Now we see Shinji and African running in boxes, saying on it "Shinji's House" and "African's House" respectively. Shinji: Well... This is better... Last time I was attacked by a bunch of MSTers and their team of drooling hunchbacks. African: And that was for your Tenchi Clan Lemon, right? Akari: (Yells to the runners,) HEY, YOU TWO! GET YOUR ASSES IN GEAR OR IT'S ANOTHER 100 LAPS. Shinji/African: (Crying) YES, MA'AM!! End.