WARNING: The following fanfic is a lemon; containing sexual content and harsh language. Viewer discretion is advised. All those participating herein are 18 years of age or older. The characters used herein belong to their respective copyright holders. ************ B-U-R-N U-P W File X: "Rio Needs Money" ************ One fine morning, at the Central City Police Department... Maki: Here you go, ladies and gentleman. This is the money you earned from last week's job. Rio: WHAAAAT!! All that hard work, and THIS IS ALL I GOT??!! I was bungie-jumping NAKED FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!! Maki: Well, there's no error in my calculations... Rio: Damn! I still haven't payed off most of the bills yet! And I still gotta buy that new song from "Barber-Shop Boys..." Maya: Well I'm not complaining about the money. But if I don't get to shoot any more punks soon, I'm gonna quit the police and turn into a mercenary! Lilica: That's right! More sex and violence! Maki: 0_0; Well, maybe in the future... Yuji, you're feeling a little down today. What's wrong? Yuji: Aww... Maria's been missing for a week now, and the VP (Virtuo Police) can't seem to find her. Lilica: Seems you've been on the computer WAY too long. Maya: You should talk, Lilica. You two "Web-Freaks" should get together and screw yourselves silly, you know. Yuji/Lilica: *POING!!* Well... Uh... Rio: WAAAAAAHHH!!! IT'S NOT ENOUGH!! IT'S NOOOT EEENOOOOOUGH!!! Maya: Damn, Rio! Don't have a cow! Why don't you ask Yuji for some money? He has more money than any of us does. Rio: WHAT??!! Why does HE have more money??!! Maya: Well, because he doesn't do much with it except upgrade his computer and go into his own little world... Yuji: Uh... Excuse me... Rio: Not him! ESPECIALLY NOT HIM!! He's a pervert! He probably wants my body so he can do...! "STUFF!!" To me! Maya: Oh, just give 'em a tit-job and collect the dough from him! It's not to much to ask! Yuji: [Now with a raging hard-on...] Um... I'm right over here... Maya: C'mon, Rio! Don't be shy! He's right over here, dammit! Rio: N... NO!! I can't lose my virginity to someone like him! My womanly... Maya: Shut up! I've seen you fuck like five guys in high-school! Rio: (SHIT!!! SHE KNOWS!!!) Maya: Wha'do'ya say?! What?! Five hundred dollars?! Yuji: Oh sure! I can spare five hundred. Rio: [Getting up from her seat and into her face, very pissed.] SHUT UP!! I'M A NICE GIRL!! I DON'T DO STUFF LIKE THAT, PERVERT!! The room falls dead silent after a long echo... Rio: ...six fifty... Yuji: Half up front, half after the job is done. Rio: Okay, seven fifty then. Maya: Fuck that, Rio! I'll fuck 'em! I needed to get that new gun anyway...! At this point, Rio's going to lose. So she decided to take the three twenty-five and, with a deep angst against men, goes between his legs. She pulls down his zipper and reaches in... Rio: (WHAT THE HELL??!! THIS CAN'T BE ALL OF HIS DICK!! HE MUST BE HIDING A CUCUMBER OR SOMETHING...!!) But at the moment is schlong had flung out of his entrapment, the blonde officer had just turn white. Maya: Are you alright down there?! HOLY SHIT!!! Maki: What?! What's wrong?! Lilica: Are you okay, Rio? Maki/Lilica: ............. HOLY SHIT!!! Lilica: That's thing's big enough to... Big enough to...! Maki: Do you know how many people you can kill with that thing?! Yuji: ^_^; What's up with you ladies? It's just a dick. Can I screw now? Rio: (This isn't happening! I've been in worst situations when I worked as a Team Warrior! But this is SO unreal! Yuji's...! Oh God! This guy basically had the Empire State Building in his pants! No. Wait. Snap out of it! You're in control here! You've got to take control...) But as Rio finally manages to snap out of it, Maki, Lilica, and Maya are already sucking and licking on Yuji's cock. Rio: [SD Mode] No! That's so unfair! I wanna suck his cock! Maya/Maki/Lilica: THEN COME OVER HERE AND SUCK HIS COCK, THEN!! Rio: Uh... Okay... She moves close to Yuji until his cock is in her face. The other ladies are staring at her, ready to take over is she still stalls. Rio: (Okay... I can do this... I can do this... I! Can...!) *slhp* *slurp* [SPLURRRRRRRRT!!!!!] Rio's face, hair, and clothing are all messy with Yuji's cum. She sat there in a state of silence, turning a shade of ghostly white. Whilst the other ladies are licking the rest of the cum from his cock and giving him a chance to go up their skirts so he can become hard again... Rio: ........ Maki: C'mon, Yuji. Put your hard cock into my baggy-old pussy. Mmmm... How does it feel? How does IT FEELOOOOOOOOHH!! Rio: ........ Maya: Oh yes! Feel my pussy. I'm all wet and slushy. Give me your big cock... OOOOH SHIT!! That cock of yours is still so fuckin' big! Oh shit! SLAM THAT SALAMI INTO ME, YUJI!!! Rio: ........ Lilica: "I'm a little tea-pot, short and stout. This is my handle and thi..." OH MY FUCKIN' GAAAAAAWWWWWD!!! Maya: Damn, Yuji! Just, WHAMMO!! Dick City for you, huh? Maki: You literally popped the whole "cherry orchid" in here, dear. Yuji: Oh my God! I can't believe how tight she is! Maya: Look at her face! She looks like she's high on crack! Maki: She's taking the "Salami Express" all the way to Mars. Yuji: Oh God! I'm gonna cum! Rio: Wait! Everyone stops what they're doing and turns around to see... Rio; with her messy shirt removed and her breasts heaving up and down. Rio: Yuji... Cum... Between my breasts. As Rio lies on the cold floor, Yuji slides his meat between her large tits places his hands over her nipples. And the rest of the girls stare in amazement as he titty-fucks her. Rio slides her tongue over the head of his cock whenever it was near her mouth. Yuji: Oh yes, Rio! This is the best titty-fuck in the world! I'm gonna cum! With that, she places the head of Yuji's cock into her mouth... [SPLURRRRRRRRT!!!!!] She feels the warmth and stickiness entering her mouth from his still-hardened manhood; finding the taste of his cum like nothing other and managing to swallow it all. Needless to say, Rio left the police headquarters that day a very wealthy woman. ^_^ And the Virtual Idol Maria remained missing for over two months. (She'd more likely found an android body to be in and escaped halfway across the globe.) ************ You like this new style of lemon-writing? It seems that every now and again I'm losing the will to create more lemons. I guess I'm growing up. ^_^ But I feel like I owe a debt. Just as long as floods of fanfics about Ranma, Sailor Moon, et cetera ad nauseam are being created; it's up to people like me to fight against it. Very corny dialogue right there. Nadesico Zen: Ryoko: Where's the Astevalis?! Hikaru: Last I remember, it's hard to port. Izumi: Ryoko's "hard to pork!" *Giggle!*