Hey, hey, hey!  What's goin' on?  The name's Joey.  The ILLUSTRIOUS Joey
to be exact.  You may remember me from my other fanfic entitled "The
Black Wind Begins to Howl", which was part 5 of my saga "Love that Spans
the Brink of Time".  This is part 1 of that saga, so from now on, I'll
be writing in chronological order, so as to avoid confusion.  Once
again, the characters are from Chrono Trigger and are the property of
Squaresoft and Akira Toriyama.  The following contains scenes of sexual
intercourse between a woman and a robot, so if that's not your bag, or
you're not mentally mature enough to handle stuff like this, please
leave.  NOW!!!!  Now, for those of you that are left, sit back, relax,
and enjoy.

-The ILLUSTRIOUS

note: once again, * represents thought.

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Chapter 1: Brains, Beauty, and Steel


    "C, can..can you repair me?" said the robot as it struggeled for
enough power to speak.  It had just been betrayed by it's own kind,
being beaten severely by several other robots.

    "Shhh... don't talk," said the girl who was working on him.  "You
need to conserve your power."  Sparks flew as she tried to put the
machine back together again.  She wiped the sweat of her brow with her
handkercheif, then tossed it into her tool pouch.  She was used to
working on simple things, such as teleportation pods and laser beam
guns.  She was overwhelmed by the complexity of this iron creature that
sit on the ground before her.  Never in her life had she worked on
something so difficult, but she refused to give up.  Robo's sheer
existence depended on her fixing him, and she was going to do just that,
at no matter what the cost.

    "I feel so betrayed.  Torn apart by my own brothers!  All this time
I felt like they respected me."

    "Don't make it so hard on yourself, Robo.  Everyone gets dumped on
sometimes."

    "They tried to terminate me, Lucca.  I do not believe that humans
take their agressions out like they did."

    "You'd be surprised."

    "They were my only friends.  Now, I feel as if I have no purpose in
this world.  I, I guess they were right when they called me a defect."

    "No Robo," said Lucca.  "You're anything but.  I think you have lots
of friends.  You got me, Crono, and Marle, plus all those people in the
domes that we helped.  Besides, who knows who you might meet later on in
life?  Maybe even a cute little courier drone."  She gave him a wink and
a smile, then turned her focus back to her work.

    "If you say so," Robo replied.  He apreciated her attempt at
comforting him, but it was to no avail.  Humans just couldn't understand
the pain of being called a defect, especialy by another robot.

    "Hey Lucca," said Marle, peeking her head through the door of the
room where she was working.  "Is he gonna be okay?"

    "I think he'll be fine.  He just took a few too many hits.  I'm
almost done on him, just gotta fix the headpiece."

    Marle looked relieved when she heard this.  "Good.  Crono and I are
going to sleep then.  Don't stay up too late."

    "No problem.  Good night."

    Robo watched as the blond haired girl walked out of the room and got
into her sleeping bag.  A few minutes later she got up shivering and,
without waking him up, slid into Crono's bag with him.

    "There!" said Lucca as she snapped Robo's head covering back on.
"That should do it."

    "Lucca, why does Miss Marle insist on sleeping in Sir Crono's
sleeping bag?"

    "Oh, she's just cold.  She likes to sleep next to him to stay warm."

    "But the temperature is a pleasant 76 degrees tonight, and if she
was cold, she could just put on an extra layer of sheets."

    "Well, Robo, I think another reason is because she's got a thing for
him."

    "A thing?  She has one of his belongings?"

    "No, no, I mean she has a crush on him."

    "She's crushing him?  Wouldn't that be painful?"

    Lucca giggeled at his misunderstanding.  It wasn't his fault.  He
was just a machine, and was forced to take everything literally.

    "Ah, Robo.  You've got a lot to learn."

    She sat down beside him and looked into his green eye sensors.  She
could sense that he was looking back at her with keen interest at what
she was saying.

    "Marle is falling in love with Crono, but he doesn't know that.  He
thinks that she's just being friendly when in reality she wants so much
more."

    "So she wants to engage in intercourse with Crono?"

    "Well, eventually.  But first she wants him to love her back.  You
know, get romantically involved."

    "Why doesn't she just tell him that she loves him?  It seems to be
the most logical thing to do."

    "Because she's afraid that if she tells him too early, that he might
not want her.  She doesn't want him to think that she's putting the
moves on him.  If she just ran up to him and blurted out, 'make love to
me,' then he might think of her as some kind of dirty slut when in
reality she's nothing like that.  So, she's going through the 'best
friend' stage first."

    "Hmmmm.... interesting," said Robo.  He was finally starting to
understand human emotions, and what better to start with than love.

    Lucca sat up and removed her tunic.  She had her black shorts and
shirt on underneath that she slept in.  She picked up all her tools and
put them back in her tool pouch one-by-one, so as not to get them out of
order.  She pulled her handkercheif back out of the pouch and wiped the
sweat and excess oil off of her face and hands.

    "Lucca, have you ever been in love?" asked the robot.

    "What?" she said, giving him a surprised look.

    "You know, like a crush, as you called it."

    "Oh sure, I've had a crush on people before, but I can't say I've
ever been in love."

    "Why not?"

    "Well," she said, trying to think of the best way possible to
explain it to him.  "People think of me as more of a nerd than anything
else.  Oh sure, they know I'm smart and all, but to them it's not
popular to hang out with a smart person."  She dropped her head as if
she was sad. "I guess I'm just not beautiful enough for them."

    "I think you're very pretty."

    "Come on Robo, stop with the flattery.  I'm not that great looking.
Besides, you're a robot.  You can't tell if something's beautiful or
not."

    "A robot I may be, but I am not stupid.  I can tell a pretty girl
when I see one."

    "Ah Robo, you're all heart," she said, giving him a nice smile.  She
was blushing slightly.  No one had ever taken the time to complement her
on her looks besides her parents, and that didn't count.

    She turned to walk out the door, when Robo stopped her.

    "Lucca, wait."

    "What is it, hon?"

    "Please remove your clothes."

    "What?!"

    "I want to make love to you."

    "WHAT?!?!"

    An expression of sheer terror washed over Lucca's face as the robot
slowly stood up and approached her.  He couldn't be serious.  She had
heard of a lot strange things people would do to get themselves off, but
sex with a robot?!  It was almost unthinkable.

    "Uh, Robo, I.." she said as she struggled to find the right words.
"I don't think we're, uh, compatable."

    "Nonsense.  I am trained in the art of human pleasure, skilled in
many techniques."

    "Really?  That's in your programming?"

    Robo nodded.  He was originally designed as a human relations robot.
It wasn't until later that he was reprogramed into a war machine.
However, his past memories were still a part of him, including his
skills as a love-maker.  He had never had the opportunity to use them
before, so he gladly took this moment to test out his newfound knowledge
of human emotions.  Besides, he wanted to do something special for
Lucca.  She had repaired him, so he wanted to thank her by giving her
her first sexual encounter.

    "Rest assured that if you feel embarassed or uncomfortable at any
time, I will gladly cease and desist upon your command."

    "Okay, I guess," she said uneasily.  He was a robot after all, and
she was concerned about how he would treat her.  Would he be gentle?

    Slowly, she began to shed her clothes.  She started with her shoes
and socks, kicking them off into the corner of the room.  Next she
removed her shirt and shorts and laid them neatly in a pile next to her.
Then she removed her undergarments, first her bra, then her panties.
Finally, she took off her glasses and set them carefully upon the stack
of clothes.

    Robo scanned her over with his sensors, admiring her naked body.
She had a small, yet slightly muscular frame.  Her skin was nice and tan
all the way through with no sign of a tan line.  Her face was plain, yet
very attractive, and she sported a short, very sexy hair do in which her
hair formed a split over one of her eyes.  Her breasts were small, yet
firm, and very shapely.  She had a cute little belly that stuck out ever
so slightly, showing a sense of gluttony on her part.  Her thin, smooth
legs led up to her small, tight vulva, which was covered with several
fine, pink pubic hairs.  All in all she was a total package,  being very
beautiful in her own right.

    "Lucca, you're not pretty.  You're gorgeous!"

    Lucca blushed a little as she tilted her head down in embarassment.
She had NEVER been called that before, not even by her parents.

    Robo approached her, towering over the girl as he got closer and
closer to her.  Lucca became a little concerned about her very well
being as she looked up into his cold, glass eyes.

    "Shall we begin the mating ritual?"

    "Okay.  Just, please, be gentle."

    Robo nodded as he held his hand out and touched one of her breasts.
He gently rubbed up and down around her nipple, trying his best to make
her feel good.

    "Does this please you, Madame?"

    Lucca was less than impressed.  "It feels like you're rubbing
aluminum foil on my tit," she said with a frown.

    "Yes, mistress," said the robot.  He pulled his hand away from her
breast and opened his chest plate.  "Perhaps this will help."

    Without warning, Robo sprayed a light layer of engine oil on her
breasts.  She was shocked for a moment, and she opened her mouth as if
she was going to say something mean.  But before she could say a word,
she felt the warm oil slowly start to drip down her breasts.  It felt
good against her skin, and she let out a soft moan as it dripped off her
swelling nipples.  Robo again started to caress her breasts.  The oil
acted as a kind of lubricant, making his hand feel less like foil and
more like skin.  Lucca moaned in ecstasy as he worked his hand around in
a circular motion, making sure that he gently applied pressure to her
nipple with each pass.  Eventually he withdrew his hand and brought a
small tube out of his chest.  He attached it to her breasts and gently
sucked air through it, cleaning all the oil off of her.  He then put it
to her nipple, causing her to moan as it gently suckled her.  She
grasped his chest plate and called out his name as a mini orgasm pulsed
through her body.

    Robo pulled the suction tube back into his chest and told Lucca to
lay down.  She happily agreed, and she spread her shirt out on the floor
so that her back wouldn't be pressed up against the cold metal floor of
the dome.  Gone were her fears of him being rough with her.  He had
proved that even a man made of metal could be as gentle as a feather.
She wanted him inside her, and he was all too happy to provide.

    The robot opened his chestpiece once again and brought out a small
piece of machinery attached to a robotic arm.  It looked somewhat like a
tiny laser cannon, yet was rounded around the sides.

    "What the hell is that?" said Lucca as she eyed the strange
apparatus.

    "You are a virgin, correct?"

    "Yeah, so?"

    "This is used to burn through the maidenhead while causing the least
amount of discomfort as possible.  Shall I?"

    Lucca spread her legs, allowing him to push the small laser into
her.  She bit her lip as she felt the cold metal bite into the sides of
her vagina, then relaxed as it quickly warmed up to the same temperature
as her insides.  He slowly, gently pushed his iron appendage in as far
as it would go, until he felt it bump against her hymen.

    "This might sting a little bit, but the pain won't be nearly as
fierce as usual."

    Robo began to whirr a little bit as he fired a small beam into her
boundary, burning it up quickly and painlessly.  Lucca's body tensed as
she felt her passageway grow and expand to it's intended size.  She
quickly got used to the new sensations, and was surprised at how easy it
had been.  She had heard that a lot of girls screamed in pain when their
cherry was popped, but then again, they were never with an overgrown sex
toy such as Robo.

    "Gee, Robo," Lucca giggeled.  "You got more tricks in you than a
magician's sleeve."

    Robo withdrew the laser and closed his chestpiece.  His pelvis armor
lifted up, revealing a giant, robotic sex organ.  Lucca's jaw dropped as
she marveled at it's sheer complexity.  It was at least a foot long, and
was made completely of metal, covered with leather.  A thick, copper
head pointed out of the leather wrap, making it look almost human like
in form.  The details that had been put into the making of the iron
penis amazed Lucca, and she found herself getting aroused as she stared
at Robo's generous package.

    "Shall we begin the penetration?"

    "Yes, but, please, be gentle."

    Robo sat down on his knees and slowly pushed himself into her,
causing her to squeal with delight.  He felt thick inside her, thicker
than anything she could think of.  He gently rocked back and forth at a
quick pace, and she squealed in a mixture of pain and pleasure.

    "Oooh.. Robo.. slow down.  It, uhh, kind of hurts."

    "Yes madame," replied the robot, slowing way down so as not to cause
her any discomfort.

    "Oh Robo...that's it...that...feels...goooooood."

    Lucca's moans amplified as he continued to thrust himself deep
inside her, all the while never breaking his steady pace.  He knew that
if he went too fast it would hurt her, and if he went too slow she
wouldn't enjoy herself as much.  Being a robot, it was easy for him to
control himself.  Unlike human men, he didn't have to worry about
prematurely finishing and suddenly going limp while in the middle of the
heat of passion.  Of course, he could never have an orgasm himself, but
watching Lucca's facial expressions and listening to her cries of
ecstasy was enough to make him happy.  He lived to please her, and it
looked to him like he was doing a good job of that.

    "Are you enjoying yourself, Lucca?"

    "Oh, yes, Robo.  It feels wonderful.  Oh, oh, OH!!"

    He could tell by the ever increasing volume of her moans that she
was about to orgasm, and he wanted to make sure that she climaxed as
hard as possible.  His appendage began to rapidly vibrate as he thrust
himself in her as deep as he could go.

    Lucca screamed in ectasy when she felt his giant metal shlong
shaking inside her.  This was too good to be true: not only had she
found a friend in Robo, but also a passionate lover who would do
anything to please her, despite the fact that he felt nothing through
his metal armor.  He was using his precious energy in order to give her
this wonderful gift, and she felt completely secure in his arms.  Lucca
could not take it anymore, and arched her back in a near-complete
circle.

    "OH ROBO!!  YES, YES, YES!!!  UHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

    Her orgasm hit her like a frieght train, and she screamed at the top
of her lungs as she felt her walls tighten around Robo's shaft.  Her
fluids literally flew out of her, landing against Robo's chestplate with
a nice splishing sound.  He continued to vibrate inside of her, throwing
her headfirst into yet another orgasm, leaving her entire body shaking
uncontrolably.  She literally passed out from the pleasure she was
experiencing.

    Robo stopped and pulled his iron wang out of her, looking over her
body with concern.  She wasn't moving, and he feared the worst.

    *Did I kill her?*

    He put his hand to her neck to feel her pulse with his special
sensors.  She was still very much alive, she was just very, very tired.
Slowly, surely, she began to come to, much to Robo's relief.

    "Uh..that...was...good..." she said while panting, desperately
trying to catch her breath.

    "Did I hurt you?"

    "No...you...were...fine..."

    "In that case, would you like to make love again?"

    "NO...no...that...was...enough..."

    "Yes, Lucca.  It's been a pleasure serving you."

    Robo then retracted his giant penis back into his pelvis region and
pulled his armor back over it.  Then he began to realize that he was
running out of energy.  All that love making had taken up a lot of his
power, and he was in desparate need of a recharge.  He laid down on his
back and put himself into recharge mode, keeping himself absolutely
still so as not to use up any more unnesesary power.

    Lucca slowly regained her composure, and looked to see Robo lying
down on his back, looking completely exhausted.

    *Poor guy,* she thought.  *Used up all that energy just to please
me.*

    She slowly crawled her way over to Robo, climbing on top of his
large, metal frame.  She gazed lovingly into his green eyes, giving him
a deep smile of gratitude.

    "Thank you Robo.  I needed that."

    "Anything to please you, my mistress."

    "Now I don't want you thinking we're boyfriend and girlfriend or
nothing, alright?"

    "The thought never crossed my mind."

    "Good."

    "We are GOOD friends, though, correct?"

    "Of course we are!  The best of friends, and don't you forget it,
buster!  I hope we can do this again sometime."

    "Anytime you wish, Lucca."

    She kissed him on his forehead, then stood up and put her clothes
back on.

    "I'll see you in the morning, hon.  Thanks again."

    He watched her as she walked through the door and wrapped herself up
in her sleeping bag. He waited several minutes before he stood up and
followed her.  He sat down next to her and gazed into her beautiful
face.  She was the only one who had ever understood him, the only one
who had ever shown compassion to him.  He knew in a heartbeat that he
would easily give his life for her.

    *If you ever need me, Lucca, I'll always be by your side.*

    He sat on his haunches and dropped his head, going peacefully to
sleep next to her.

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Is it just me, or do these two have wonderful chemistry during the entire game?  Lucca's love for science and machinery and Robo's comprehension of human emotions make these two a great couple, however unlikely they may be.  I know I may have borrowed a few things from Tess Malone's fanfic, but I don't mean any harm.  She had a bunch of great ideas, too, even though her story was more silly than it was romantic.  So, anyway, don't sue me!!  ;-)
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What did you think of the story?  Loved it?  Hated it?  Let me know!

My address is spacemanhardy@juno.com.  Please do not send any objectionable material and please try to keep your swears to a minimum.  If you have any questions about Chrono Trigger, rent the game first before approaching me.  If you still can't figure out what the hey is going on, then I will try my best to explain.  Be careful how you E-mail me, or you might end up on the dreaded Idiot's List!
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SPECIAL THANKS

Thanks to Squaresoft and Akira Toriyama for making such a great game!

Thanks to Sakura Lemon Fanfics for putting this work of smut up on their
page!

Thanks to the Melon for not telling my parents that I was writing this
crap!

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IDIOTS LIST

Michael Newsome:  I just don't like this fellow.  I'm not going to put
up his address because he lives in the house behind me, but if you know
this guy, and you ever see him on the street, do not hesitate to beat
him senseless for me, mmmkay?  By the way, don't tell him it's me!!

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Well, you've wasted another perfectly good chance to catch up on your
Bible reading so that you could read another one of my smutty fanfics.
Shame on you!!  May you be struck with lightning!! Mwahahaha!!!  ;-)
Don't forget to E-mail me your opinions on the story, alright?

Send all E-mail and comments to:
The ILLUSTRIOUS Joey
aka Baron Aloha, Spaceman Hardy, Meelo the Meatloaf-Mack-Daddy-Pimp
(don't ask), and the Ultimate Being in the Universe
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