Glad As Hell You Woke Up! by: Al-I-Bus A1boogz@aol.com Disclaimer: This fanfiction contains material unsuitable for readers under the age of 18. I am not responsible for those who are underage and reading this or for those who choose to read this in areas where it is illegal. Oh ya, Evangelion and its characters are not owned by me, so don't sue. Background: Imagine if Asuka had woken up when Shinji went to kiss her that night (Synching episode). Imagine if they decided that it simply would not do to die virgins, maybe as soon as the next day. NOTE: Shinji's head dropped to his futon as the door to his bedroom opened. Silently he stopped his tape player and hit the rewind button. The clumsy steps of Asuka echoed in his ears, as she stumbled groggily to the bathroom. He breathed a sigh of relief when he heard the toilet flush and her begin to make her way back to her own futon. As suddenly as the door to his room opened, Shinji heard a dull thud and felt warmth spread along the back of his neck. He turned slightly, pretending to roll over in his sleep, and the image of Asuka filled his vision. At first he was afraid that she knew he was awake, he closed his eyes and waited silently for the end, but it never came. Shinji reopened his eyes and saw an angel sleeping next to him. The moonlight played over her face and hair perfectly, making her red mane burn brightly, as if it was on fire. He couldn't help but smile as he noticed a drop of saliva creep out from behind her lower lip. Shinji dropped his gaze, inadvertantly, and was met with a present. A small trickle of blood escaped his nose as he gazed longingly on the tops of two perfectly shaped orbs of flesh. An idea began to formulate itself in Shinji's mind, and he decided to be ambitious for once. He leaned forward slowly. Bringing his lips up to hers. Just as their lips met, Asuka's eyes opened. Asuka kissed him back, her mind hadn't really woken up yet. As it did though, and she realized she was not dreaming. She thought, but her body didn't mirror her thoughts. Meanwhile Shinji was holding on for dear life. He watched, mortified as Asuka's eyes opened, and then as they focused. He knew that as soon as he broke the kiss he was dead. She was granting him one last kindness before destroying him completely. Finaly, Asuka pulled away. She looked at him for a long second before saying anything. " What are you doing?" Shinji lost himself in her eyes. He knew it was over. He couldn't even stammer out an appropriate response: " I.....W-w-w-welll I wwwasss ....Ummm..." . Asuka turned away from him. " Baka! You were just making progress." Shinji's breath caught in his throat as he realized that not only had Asuka not killed hium, she was displaying regret at him not following through with something after the kiss. " Well...I was laying here when you stumbled into my bed. And when I turned to look at you...I started to think with my other head I guess. Asuka looked at him again. this time her gaze naughty. " Hey Shinji we could die tomorrow." Shinji looked startled " Well yeah, I guess."