Glad As Hell You Woke Up!
	by: Al-I-Bus
		A1boogz@aol.com

Disclaimer:  This fanfiction contains material unsuitable for readers under the age of 18.  I am not responsible for those who are underage and reading this or for those who choose to read this in areas where it is illegal. Oh ya, Evangelion and its characters are not owned by me, so don't sue.

Background: Imagine if Asuka had woken up when Shinji went to kiss her that night (Synching episode).  Imagine if they decided that it simply would not do to die virgins, maybe as soon as the next day.

NOTE: <indicates thought>

Shinji's head dropped to his futon as the door to his bedroom opened.  Silently he stopped his tape player and hit the rewind button.  The clumsy steps of Asuka echoed in his ears, as she stumbled groggily to the bathroom. He breathed a sigh of relief when he heard the toilet flush and her begin to make her way back to her own futon.

As suddenly as the door to his room opened, Shinji heard a dull thud and felt warmth spread along the back of his neck.  He turned slightly, pretending to roll over in his sleep, and the image of Asuka filled his vision.

At first he was afraid that she knew he was awake, he closed his eyes and waited silently for the end, but it never came. Shinji reopened his eyes and saw an angel sleeping next to him.

The moonlight played over her face and hair perfectly, making her red mane burn brightly, as if it was on fire.  He couldn't help but smile as he noticed a drop of saliva creep out from behind her lower lip.

Shinji dropped his gaze, inadvertantly, and was met with a present.  A small trickle of blood escaped his nose as he gazed longingly on the tops of two perfectly shaped orbs of flesh.

An idea began to formulate itself in Shinji's mind, and he decided to be ambitious for once.  He leaned forward slowly.  Bringing his lips up to hers.  Just as their lips met, Asuka's eyes opened.

Asuka kissed him back, her mind hadn't really woken up yet.  As it did though, and she realized she was not dreaming. <Shinji's dead!>  She thought, but her body didn't mirror her thoughts.

Meanwhile Shinji was holding on for dear life.  He watched, mortified as Asuka's eyes opened, and then as they focused.  He knew that as soon as he broke the kiss he was dead.  She was granting him one last kindness before destroying him completely.

Finaly, Asuka pulled away.  She looked at him for a long second before saying anything.

" What are you doing?"

Shinji lost himself in her eyes.  He knew it was over.  He couldn't even stammer out an appropriate response:
" I.....W-w-w-welll I wwwasss ....Ummm..."

<Well he's a sweet kid>.  Asuka turned away from him.
" Baka!  You were just making progress."

Shinji's breath caught in his throat as he realized that not only had Asuka not killed hium, she was displaying regret at him not following through with something after the kiss.
" Well...I was laying here when you stumbled into my bed.  And when I turned to look at you...I started to think with my other head I guess.

Asuka looked at him again. this time her gaze naughty.
" Hey Shinji we could die tomorrow."

Shinji looked startled
" Well yeah, I guess."

<Time for the kill> Asuka put on her best kawaii look.
" I don't think I want to die a virgin.  What about you?"

Shinji's jaw dropped in surprise. He couldn't think of anything to say, which turned out to be fine because a second or two later Asuka kissed him forcefully on the mouth. As she brought her tongue into play she wondered
<Why am I doing this?>

Asuka's tongue explored the inside of Shinji's mouth for sometime before Shinji worked up enough courage to do the same.  Their tongues dueled and danced while the kiss grew more passionate.  Asuka crossed the next line.

She began to rub on Shinji's chest, carresing him softly and slowly, purposely prolonging her storkes each time she crossed a nipple. Shinji moaned into their kiss, and Asuka broke off first.  His face was flushed and his breathing was a bit ragged, but Auska felt the same way so she pushed forward.

Forcing Shinji down to the ground she stralled his waist. Teasingly (for herself and him) she rubbed against his hardness. Reaching down she helped Shinji out of his shirt and began to kiss his chest and neck softly.  Sudenly she bit him, hard, on his neck.

"What the hell did you do that for"
Shinji yelled lifting up as much as he could.

Asuka just smiled mysteriously and kissed him again. <That should shut him up> she thought.

Shinji moaned softly, as Asuka resumed her nibbling and kissing.  He had never seen her act this way before, well obviously, but it was strange that she was being so nice to him. She licked his chest all over. Covering him with a stick layer of saliva.  Then she turned her attention to his nipples.

" W-w-wait! Asuka shouldn't I do that to you".
Shinji stammered.  He was definately feeling uncomfortable. This was something that guys did to girls.

Asuka began to pout.  " Aww...you're no fun!  Come on, I promise you'll have fun..."

Faced with that cute pout and those shining eyes, Shinji had no choice but to give in.  He relented and Asuka returned to what she was doing. A moment later he regretted it.

" AAAAHHH OUCH OUCH" He darted upright, rubbing his nipple where Asuka had just bit him again, HARD. " Why do you insist on hurting me?" He asked, looking angry.

Asuka giggled and hugged him. " Cuz it seemed like the right thing to do Shinji-baka" She kissed him again.  This time Shinji decided that the least painful thing would be for him to take the iniative.

Asuka gasped as Shinji rolled her on her back and started to kiss her. Running a hand along his backside she held him close to her for a moment.  Then she ran a hand down the inside of her legs and touched herself.<Soaked> she thought.  Caught up in a wave of excitement she decided toe be really daring.  She ran a hand between Shinji's legs while he was kissing her on the neck and nibbling on the ear.

Shinji nearly yelped with surprise as he felt Asuka slide her hand into his boxers.  She began to storke him gently. Slowly, not really trying to get him off, just trying to excite him more. Deciding that she had the upperhand long enough, Shinji pulled her t-shirt up and over her head.  There she was, clad only in panties. Shinji fought desperately to keep blood from squirting out of his nose.

"Silly.  We're gonna make love you know.  I can't have you bleeding all over the place.  I'm the one being broken right?"  Asuka quiped trying to relieve the tension.<Why am I acting like this. I mean sure I wanna do it, but I'm being so..so..nice>.  A moment later she had no time for thoughts as Shinji started to assail her breasts.

Asuka moaned his name, as Shinji flicked over her nipple with her tongue.  With one free hand he carressed her other breast and with the other he explored her, already wet, sex. He bit down on one nipple, tugging at it, twisting it gently with his teeth, and then switched to the other breast. Continuing this for some time, Asuka continued to let out yelps of pleasure as he began to rub against her clitoris. Shinji, not being experienced, moved his hand away from her clit and tried to slide it into her.  He suddenly felt Asuka's hand clamp down upon his own, and he was forcefully returned to his earlier actions. The fire that had been building up in Asuka released suddenly, and Shinji's hand and her panties were drenched in a flood of girlcum. Asuka's chest heaved up and down as she struggled to regain her breath.

" That was amazing third child. I guess your're not completely useless." Asuka siad playfully.  She kissed him again on the mouth, their tongues dueling, their eyes wide open gazing into each other. After a moment Asuka reached down and began to carres Shinji through his boxers.  She pushed him over onto his back and straddled his waist again.  They kissed for some time, while they dry fucked. Asuka felt herself getting very wet again, and she felt that Shinji's dick had reached its limit. " My turn baka" she whispered in his ear, before sliding down his body.

Ignoring his chest and stomach, Asuka went straight for the bulge in his pants. Stroking it through the fabric that covered it, Asuka reached with her other hand for the top of Shinji's boxers.  With a jerk she pulled them down and threw them into the corner of the room.

" Shinji what have you been hiding from me, ne?" She asked giggling.  Shinji blushed a bit but then threw his head back and let out a moan as Asuka started to storke his penis earnestly. Asuka watched his face, loving the reactions that she got when she yanked on Shinji's stiff rod. When he began to breathe harder and his tummy began to tense up, she stopped what she was doing.

" Hey don't stop!" Shinji protested, trying to pull her hand back to his dick.

" Quiet Baka!" Asuka retorted.  She pushed him back so he was once again on his back, and then she bent her head down to his dick. She observed it for the first time at such a close range.  His head was covered with a shiny film of precum, a little bit of that precum oozed out of the hole in his dickhead.  She licked cautiously at the penis.  First she licked around his head. Using her tongue to lick the underside of it, and all over the top.  Then she began to lick at the sides of his shaft.  Running her tongue down it one way, and up it the other.  She nibble on the top of his head and on the side of his shaft next.  Eliciting soft moans and crys from her partner. Then she slid the head into her mouth.

Using her tongue to flick small circles around his head, Asuka stroked his length with her hand. Shinji was fighting to keep from cumming, he didn't know when, or if, this would ever happen again and he wanted it to last as long as possible. Suddenly Asuka got tired of playing with him.  She rammed her head down upon Shinji's penis and proceeded to suck him for all she was worth.  Shinji watched her red head bob up and down as she worked his penis in her mouth, using her tongue whenever she pulled up, and letting his head hang between her teeth each time she played with it using her tongue. They both knew it was only a matter of time now.

Shinji exploded into her mouth. Asuka gagged on the first shot < Baka, could have warned me!> she thought, but then her mouth was flooded with his sticky, cum.  She swallowed as much as she could, but let the rest drip down over her lips onto his dick.

"Hmmm...that was a pleasant mess I made, eh baka?"
Asuka asked, giggling.  She then proceeded to lick the cum that had dripped down her face up.  Shinji, needless to say, was aroused greatly by this.

Asuka cuddled closer to Shinji.
" Good night baka."

Shinji blinked in surprise:
" But I thought you said..."

Asuka smiled sweetly at him.  She kissed him.
" We're not going to die.  And after tomorrow, We're gonna have plenty of time for more.  Now goodight third child."

Shinji kissed her on the cheek and pule dher tighter against him.  He understood now also.  It was going to be fun living with Asuka.