The theater darkens. Misato (me, not the real thing.... Misa-chan for reference sake), Kaji (as being played by Phillip Masters), Touji, and Hikari (the real thing) walk in and find a seat. Misa-chan: Kaji... how did you talk me into a double-date with these kids? Kaji: Because, I wanted to show them how it's done. Misa-chan: Great. Exactly what I thought, Kaji. >SOME WARNING STUFF: This is a lemon containing harsh language and graphic >So, if you're under 18, you shouldn't be reading this. >NEON GENESIS EVANGELION is a product of GAINAX, Project EVA, TX, NAS, >ADV, etc., etc., etc. Touji: Oh... it's  an Evangelion lemon.. ecchi stuff. Cool! Hikari: Ecchi Touji no baka! Kaji: You know... this stuff can make a girl *quite* ready to go... Misa-chan: Ne, Hikari-chan... gimmie that mallet for a sec.. >AUTHER'S NOTE: This is my first attempt at writing lemons. Especially one using >characters from Neon Genesis Evangelion. I've been wanting to do lemons for a long >time, so now I'm taking this chance! Also, you should realize how many sexy ladies >there are in EVA. So, I'm going to take this advantage and use them... Hikari: Ah! He spelled "Author" wrong! Touji: Even *I* can spell "Author"! A... U.. T... H... U... R... Hikari: Baka... Kaji: Tsk, tsk. Using women...how.. Misa-chan: How like you. > NO NEED FOR SHINJI > Episode 1: The Doctor Is In Kaji: Doctor. Of course, Rit-chan. Hikari: I don't see how "No Need For Shinji" really suits the piece.. maybe if there were Tenchi Muyo! references (other than ripping off the Washuu/Tenchi lab scene), but how about something more Evangelion related? Touji: How about "Shinji Gets Some"? Hikari: Baka! Damn... > "Uh... I... really don't... feel... comfortable..." utters the young Evangelion > pilot Shinji Ikari as he stands in the scan room naked and slightly warm. NERV > technician extraordinaire Ritsuko Akagi is doing some test to see if he's physically > and mentally stable so he can continue piloting his powerful mecha. Maya Ibuki, > the ever faithful assistant, is right by her side. Touji: That Maya's cute. Misa-chan: His writing style... the tense changes a lot. It should either be in present tense, or past tense. About the test, it should be specified about what it actually is. It sounds like a common physical to me, though. Ritsuko's not really a tech. But, it's passable. And oh yeah, the Evas aren't mechs... but I'm sure that he already knew that. > "Ummm... Doctor?" > "Yes, Ikari?" > "How much longer until you're done?" There's a slight pause. "I have to > meet up with my friends from school. We're suppose to see a new movie tonight." Hikari: That seems a tiny bit out of character for Shinji-kun. He wouldn't give out that much information about *anything* that he would be doing. Touji: > "I'll be done soon. Now be patient." Ritsuko checks over the readings from > her computers and logs them in her notebook. "Blood pressure... Heart rate... > Nourishment intake... You seem to be doing pretty well, Mr. Ikari." Kaji: *Mr.* Ikari? Misa-chan: She calls him "Shinji-kun." Ritsuko would never be so formal with him. > "Great.  Then, I'll be off." > "Not so fast!" stated the serious scientist. She gets up from her chair and > walks up to the window. "There's the most important sample I must get from you, > but I have to coax it from you and I truly need your cooperation." Hikari: Eek... there goes that present/past tense thing again. > "Sample?!" Shinji starts to get really nervous now. "What... sample... do you > need from me?!" > "Don't worry, Ikari. If you cooperate with us, I guarantee you that this won't > hurt a bit." Ritsuko promptly beckons her aide to her side and wispers this into her > ear. "Lock the doors and tell Commander Ikari that we're going to be busy for a > while." Hikari: Ah! He spelled "whispers" wrong! Touji: Baka... Even *I* can spell it... W... H.. Y.. Misa-chan: She wouldn't need to tell the Commander that they were going to be busy. It would raise a *lot* of suspicion. Unless, that's what she wanted to do. But, I don't think that she would. Kaji: Maybe she wanted to make oyaji Ikari jealous? Misa-chan: Perhaps, but there's no reference to it. It just sorta sticks out like a sore thumb. > Shinji's really getting scared. "I... hope this doesn't involve needles..." > "Nope. No needles." insures the scientist. Shinji calms down a bit, just a bit, > as Ritsuko opens the door to the scanning room and seductively walks in. She steps > close to Shinji and, when she's close enough, pulls out a couple of small packages > and hands one of them to Shinji. Kaji: I *seriously* cannot see Rit-chan doing that to Shinji. To me, maybe, but.. Misato: Ritsuko wouldn't touch you *or* Shinji-kun, baka.. > He reads the words on the package, then goes into total shock to find out > what they say. > "EVA Brand Condoms.  For protection as good as an AT Field." Misa-chan: Ah... Evanjellydonut reference. Andrew would just kick in his monitor to see that one. It's a good thing that Andrew doesn't read (or write) lemons.. Citrus doesn't agree with him, you know. > "Y- Y- Y- y- y- YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS, ARE YOU?!!" > "Sssshhhh, little boy." purrs the scientist. "I'm going to collect your sperm > samples." > "You're...  You're going to have sex with me?" Shinji says, still in shock. Misa-chan: Um... hello. The geofront probably *has* a machine for that. And if it didn't, she would make Maya do it. Besides, it's a lot easier to stroke the poor kid off.. Kaji: Show me how easy it is. Misa-chan: Okay Besides... what would she need it for? It would be easier to get DNA samples from his blood and hair samples. This part isn't too believeable.. > "Oh, come on.  Don't tell me that this is your first time. Surely there must > be someone you had your fantasies about." > Thoughts soon ran through Shinji's head. The first one is of Asuka, wearing a > black, skin-tight dominatrix suit, whipping the poor hero to utter submission. The > second is of Rei as a wind-up toy, walking to the tune of "Pop Goes The Weasel" > played on a vibraphone. The third, and most raunchiest, is of Misato in her > patented skin-tight mini-skirt, nipples and crotch showing, saying "I'll open my legs > up for anyone with a dick and balls!" Hikari: That would read easier as "Oh, come on. Don't tell me that you've never thought about it before." It's quite obvious that it's Shinji-baka-kun's first time. Touji: Asuka in a dom outfit. I've thought about that before. Now that I think about it, I think that Rei really *does* get wound up every night by Ikari... Misa-chan: Dominatrix outfit... I see that he's been paying close attention to my lemons, ne? ^_^ The imagery of Rei is *excellent* though, and probably the best written part of this lemon.  The Misato thing, on the other hand... I don't think that Shinji-kun would think of her quite like *that*... Kaji: I'd like to see you like that, Mi-chan. Ouch! Maybe I should keep my mouth shut. > "I heard you were having your fling with my father for some time," spouted > the young hero, "but you're interested in me? Poor, pitiful Shinji?" > "Oh, forget the old fuddy-duddy. He's not even good in bed." Ritsuko > argued. "Don't tell me that you'd inherited his impotence as well as his quiet > demeanor." Touji: Don't you think that this was a *little* bit OOC for Dr. Akagi? Hikari: Don't you think that she's been a little OOC through this entire lemon? Besides, I didn't know about the affair. But, Commander Ikari seems to be the impotent type. Kaji: That's supposed to be a secret. Katsuragi here doesn't even know about it. Misa-chan: Ritsuko never told me about this! > "No-no-no. I'm just surprized, that's all. I mean, you're so beautiful and..." > His sentence has been cut short as Ritsuko begins to hold him in her embrace. > She holds his naked, warm, blushing body near hers as her aide, Maya, leans > alongside the entrance. The seductive scientist gives him a warm kiss in the mouth. > "Don't worry, Ikari." she calmly states. "This is strictly scientific." Kaji: She *always* says that... Misa-chan: What did you say? > Ritsuko guides him down to the floor and proceed to rub his chest and play > with his growing cock. She comes toward it, gives it a kiss followed by an ice-cream > lick, and slowly stuffs it in her mouth. Small grunts and moans escape Shinji's > mouth as she sucks on his hard member and pumps on it with her hand. > "Oh, you nasty boy! I guessed I stand corrected; you're not impotent." she > states as she slips the EVA Brand condom onto Shinji's iron cock. It fits snuggly, > and the scientist continues on sucking and pumping. > Shinji is in total estacy, under the whim of this new sensation he's now > enduring. NERV's highest-ranking Evangelion technician, giving him a blow-job. > But his attention soon shifts to the nice young waif at the entrance. Of all the girls > he's ran into, Maya's got to be the sexiest, second to Ritsuko of course. Misa-chan: I don't see how he would figure Maya-chan to be *that* sexy.. I mean, he's only seen her a few times in person. BTW, Shinji-kun doesn't really even *like* Ritsuko... none of the children do. Except for Rei-chan, of course. Kaji: That Ibuki is *no* waif... > Ritsuko, seeing this shift of attention, soon gets jealous and starts to bite on > his dick. > "OW!! OW-OW-OW! What was that for?" > "You're eyes seem to be entranced on my assistant here. Do you want to do > her, I wonder?" > "Well, she is kinda sexy..." > "Well, she's for later. Right now, you're doing me." Ritsuko promptly pulls > off her stockings and underwear. She then gets on top of our hero and proceeds to > kiss him in the mouth. "You want a reason to stay in NERV and fight for us, I'll > give you one." Hikari: This is *so* OOC! Touji: It doesn't matter, it's doing wonders for me.. > She slides his now monsterous cock into her tight wetness and sits on top of > him. Shinji's now feeling his best and most erotic. Ritsuko unbuttons her shirt and > opens it up to reveal her large mammary assets for him to see. She takes his hand > and leads it to her lucious teats for him to touch. Shinji feels his hand so full of > breast, and he proceeds to hold the other one with his other hand. > "So, Ikari. Do you want it? Do you want to explode inside me?" Ritsuko > seduvtively replies. Shinji totally loses it, flips the both of them over, and starts to > pump his hard-as-a-rock cock in and out of the ravishly stunning scientist. She > rewards him with some grunts and moans as he pumps her at a steady pace. And all > Maya can do is stare at this hot, raunchy sex going on. > And finally, the wave struck. "OH GOD!! I'M COMING!!" Ritsuko shouts > explosively as a rush of wetness gush out of her pussy. Getting hit by the sudden > rush, Shinji goes off and comes hard, unloading his package of sperm from out of his > faucet onto the condom (which is holding incredibly well). They both collapse to > the floor, their sexual energy spent and the steam floating all over the room. Hikari: If Ikari-kun's really that good, maybe I should get a piece of him.. Touji: <puts arm around Hikari> I'm better, you know.. Kaji: Personally, I would think that Shinji wouldn't really be all that good. It is his first time, after all. Unless... Misa-chan: If he was in beserker mode.... > Soon after, Shinji and Ritsuko both get themselves dressed as Maya studies > the sperm samples with her computer. Ritsuko writes her notes onto her logbook. > "Well, how was it, Ikari?" asks the scientist. "Much better than that whore > Misato, right? Misa-chan: Gah! He doesn't like Misato very much, does he? > "You kinda smelled like a cuban cigar, but I didn't mind at all. Really." the > usually quiet Shinji answers. Kaji: Actually... she smells more like an ashtray... > "Cuban cigar? Well, I never!" retorts Ritsuko "Maybe next time I will use > needles!" > "Yikes!" > "Just kidding." > Ritsuko and Maya finally trade goodbyes with Shinji as he heads off to the > meeting place As he leaves the Geofront he checks his wristwatch to see that he > still has time to meet his friends. > "Doctor Ritsuko Akagi, the coldest scientist ever to work in a federal agency > dedicated to world protection." he thinks to himself. "And I've been in her most > private place. Damn. If father ever found out about it, he would kill me." > Meanwhile, Commander Gendou Ikari is at the third story window looking > down upon his son as he exits the area. "I hope you're enjoying your little fling, > Shinji." he says solemnly. "Because at the end, all this will add up..." Hikari and Touji have now disappeared under the seats.. Kaji: Looks like they're showing *us* how it's done, ne Mi-chan? Misa-chan: Suzuhara-kun... is so... *big*.. I wouldn't have ever thought.. Kaji: Try me on for size? Misa-chan: I suppose so.. there's only a few lines left of the credits... > End of Episode 1 > Questions, Comments, etc.  E-mail me at tycplans@pacbell.net See... it didn't hurt that bad, did it? I hope that these comments helped (and if they didn't, I hope that they at least made you chuckle) I'll start on part two's MST later tonight... I still have Misato Chronicles #4 to work on.. maybe I can finish it tonight. ^_^ Misato P.S. 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