A MST/C&C written by Katsuragi Misato (yuna@csnsys.com) for the lemon
fanfic: No Need For Shinji- Part Two.
There's bound to be a few lemon scenes added to the MST, for Katsuragi-san
is a very horny girl. ^_^;

The audience is as follows: Katsuragi Misato (really, just the fanfic
writer. Call me Misa-chan for short), Kaji Ryouji (as being played by fellow
fanfic writer/Misa-chan's boy toy Phillip Masters), Suzuhara Touji, and
Horaki Hikari (the real couple from Evangelion). It helps to read the MST
of the first part of No Need For Shinji to understand this one.

>SOME WARNING STUFF: This is a lemon containing harsh language and graphic
>sex. So, if you're under 18, you shouldn't be reading this.

>NEON GENESIS EVANGELION is a product of GAINAX, Project EVA, TX, ADV, and
NAS.

Touji:<looks up from theater floor> Eh? The second one's started already?

Hikari:<jumps up, pulling down skirt and pulling up panties> Ah!
Misato-san! Kaji-san! You'll miss the opening credits!

Misa-chan and Kaji: <muffled> Nani?

>Eyyo, Nas! They got you up on this fanfic, man!
>Nas: For real?

>NO, NOT THAT NAS!! I meant that company somewhere in Japan NAS!

Touji: <looks quizzically up at screen> I don't get it.

Hikari: Oh, you know... NAS, the company that does all of Evangelion's
liscensing..

Touji: I know that.. look, even my underwear are NAS-NERV brand..

Hikari: Yes... I caught that on the way down, Suzuhara-kun...

Touji: <shrugs> Oh well... But, I still don't get it...

Misa-chan: <gets off of Kaji's lap and straightens her skirt> Probably
some obscure in-joke... either that, or we're all idiots..

Hikari: Oh, Suzuhara an idiot... *That's* never been said before...

Touji: Eh?

>NO NEED FOR SHINJI
>Episode 2: Fly Me To The Moon

Hikari: Still, the title has little to do with the story...

Kaji:<gives Misa-chan back her panties> He should call it "The Second
Katsuragi Expedition". Ne, Mi-chan?

Misa-chan: <grumbles red-faced, snatching her panties back> Whatever...

>Shinji is at Misato's apartment home doing his homework. He couldn't 
>consentrate, though; thinking about what happened the other day with Ritsuko.

Hikari: <points finger> Ah! He spelled "concentrate" wrong!

Touji: <crosses arms> Humph... Even *I* can spell it.. K... <Hikari
picks up an empty chair and hits Touji on the back of his skull>

Hikari: <mutters> Baka...

>He, and everybody else, thought that she was in love with Gendou. But he thought 
>again.  Who would want to love someone who's a dictator, a dead-beat father, an 
>adulterer (Whut up, Zhou! ^_^ ), and a stick-in-the-mud. Back to Ritsuko. She was
>so good! She was amasing with her tongue! She felt so tight that he exploded like
>the Second Impact!

All: <groans> Not another Second Impact-come joke and/or reference...

Misa-chan: Was that a reference to Zhou Tai An? He's the only Zhou that
I know...

Hikari: <points out> "Amazing"....

Touji: <grins> Yes, Hikari-inchou... I am...

Hikari: <sweatdrop>

>Anyway, he managed to finish his homework, but the time he finished is ten 
>o'clock p.m. He leaves his room to see how his guardian, Misato, is doing. And he 
>finds her laying on the sofa, wearing only her underwear, and watching the Playboy 
>channel. She's soon daydreaming of her college days with Kaji, remembering the 
>times she and her ex-boyfriend had, doing the nasty practically anywhere, anytime. 
>On the bus, at the mall, on the mass transit, during Angel attacks... Ah! Those were 
>the days.

Touji: <shakes head> There is no Playboy channel in Tokyo-3.. Believe
me, I've tried finding it....

Hikari: <shakes head> Ecchi Touji-baka-kun... <points out> There
were no Angel attacks in between the Second Impact and the appearance of
the Third Angel, Sachiel. It would be more appropriate to replace that
with "power outages" or something more related to the rebuilding of Japan.

Misa-chan: <narrows eyes><thinks for a moment, turning to Kaji>
I can't believe that you told!!! <attacks Kaji repeatedly with the now-fixed
mallet>

Kaji:<shields self from Misa-chan> I didn't... really! It was that
damned Rei I! She talked too much!

>She soon starts to get into the show she's watching. She sways her hand 
>around her side, down to her thighs, back up onto her E-cup breasts, grasping one 
>and then the other...

Misa-chan: <thinks for a moment> E-cup.... He's been reading my lemons...

Kaji: <reaches over to cop a feel> Yep... E-cup <gets smacked
by Misa-chan> Ouch!

>Soon, her hand finds itself under her panties rubbing her clit. 
>Her fingers plunge into her wet pussy, plunging in and out, in and out... 
>Shinji's been watching her do herself for a while, and he suddenly finds 
>himself incedibly hard. He wants to join in, but he has to consider the situation 
>first. His first question is about Asuka. "Oh, I know." he thinks. "She says she's 
>going to be over at Hikari's for the night. She, Hikari, and Rei are having a slumber 
>party. Hope they have fun. Considering all possible problems, he soon grows some 
>backbone and decides to join in the fun.

Hikari: This is a little more believeable than the first lemon... not
*much*... but it is better... Asuka-chan would *never* want to have Ayanami-san
sleep over at my place, though. Unless I invited her, of course... but
I probably wouldn't, knowing how much Asuka-chan dislikes Ayanami-san.

Touji: <drooling> Yeah... much better.... slumber party... ooh....

Hikari: <sighs>

>Shinji sneaks around the couch, quietly leans to his knees, and slowly puts his 
>hand in Misato's pussy. He uses his thumb to rub her clit, and a light moan escapes 
>her mouth. She feels her hand in her cunt... Wait-a-minute! That's not her hand! 
>The surprized Misato leans forward to see her young soldier getting his hand in it.
>"Shinji!"
>"Wha... OH! MISATO! Uh... Hi." 
>She takes his hand out of her pussy and holds it in front of him. "Oh, you 
>nasty boy. You wanna fuck me, do you?"

Misa-chan: Does the writer like being called "nasty boy"? It seems to be
a trend. It will be interesting to see if the writer includes that in No
Need For Shinji Part Three. Besides, Misato wouldn't say *that* so vulgarily...
there would be less of an edge to it...

Kaji: <leans over> No... you've said it *exactly* like that to me
before....

Misato: <snaps> Shut your face! <turns back to the screen, calmly>

>"Uh... Yes. Uh... Can I fuck you, please?" 
>"You could, but it all depends on you. Do you have a condom?" 
>Startled, Shinji checks his pockets in his pants, then starts to get up. But 
>Misato grabs him before he goes. 
>"Tell you what: We won't fuck this time. But, lets do this orally. Okay?"

Misa-chan: <puts hand to forehead> Oh please... Misato has *plenty*
of condoms around...

Kaji: <nods> Enough to create a synthetic AT Field with...

Misa-chan: <shrugs> Well.. they're free at the Geofront, and *you*
know how expensive they are these days....

Kaji: <nods> Just about went bankrupt in college... Used all of my
book money to buy them, but then, we were a little more active than most
couples...

>Shinji nods. Misato leans back on the couch as he pulls her underwear off. 
>He soon gets between her legs, spreads her pussy wide with his fingers, and starts 
>licking her clit. Misato starts to moan and groan, rubbing her hand on his head as 
>he licks her swelling clit. 
>"Oh, Shinji... Oh... WHOA!! Where did that come from? Oooooh! That
>was... OHH! GO, SHINJI!" 
>Shinji goes wild, slurping all over her clit and plunging his fingers in and out 
>of her pussy. Misato was in total sexual pleasure, not realizing a first what this 
>quiet, young boy was capable of. She loudly moans and screams as Shinji continues 
>to do her with his tongue and hands. This lasted a little while until... She feels a 
>small shock in her thighs as she comes, with her full wetness gushing out of her 
>pussy. As she winds down, Shinji licks some of the pussy juice from his hand. 
>"Oooohhh. That was good. Oh... Shinji. Now, what I want you to do is take 
>off your pants, and sit on top of me." 
>"Okay." 
>As Shinji pulls down his pants, Misato sits up, pulls off her tank top, throws it 
>to the side with her underwear, and lays back on the couch. Shinji takes off his 
>boxers, revealing his big, hard cock, which is ready for action. He proceeds to sit on
>top of her, placing his dick between her large mammary assets. Misato rubs her tits 
>along his dick as she licks his head.

Touji: <wide-eyed, looks over at Misa-chan> I never noticed how *big*
they were....

Hikari: <narrows eyes> Baka! <smacks Touji about the head with
her bookbag>

Misa-chan: <blinks> That would be the *last* thing that I would want
to do with my tits.

Kaji: <smirks> Really? You did it last night with me...

Misa-chan: <leans over to Hikari> You done with that bookbag? I need
it for a second...

>"Whoa!" Shinji thinks to himself. "Those tits are larger than Ritsuko's!" 
>He has a flashback to the day when he was being done by Ritsuko. When she 
>sexually and scientifically states that she's better than that whore Misato. He 
>actually wants to bust inside Maya, who's so cute. But Misato... She's got the 
>biggest set of tits of all the ladies he met.

Misa-chan and Hikari: Tits do *not* make the woman....

Kaji and Touji: <both copping a feel> Oh, yes they do....

Misa-chan: <growls> Teme!....

Hikari: <yells> Baka yarou!!

Both women slap in unison.

>Shinji takes in all the pleasure he can as his guardian continues to suck on his 
>large cock and rub it between her breasts. Still remembering the fun times he had 
>with Kaji, she sucks and rubs a little harder, giving him all the pleasure she can give
>until... 
>"I... I... I'm c- coming!" Shinji explodes in her mouth, then all the semen 
>flies onto her face. Shinji's sexual energy is spent, but he still manages to grab onto 
>Misato's large breast. Misato, still dreaming about Kaji, licks off some of the cum 
>from his dick and continues to rub it between her breasts.

Misa-chan: <winces> I stand corrected... *That* would be the last
thing on earth that I would want to do with my tits, thank you.

Kaji: <smiles> But you did...

Misa-chan: Would you shut the hell up already??!

Kaji: <smirks>

>Shinji starts to relax as he gets off from on top of Misato. 
>"Hey, Shinji. How about we take a shower." she suggests. He sighs, then 
>agrees with his guardian as they head to the bathroom.

Hikari: Why would Shinji have any objections with that?

Touji: *I* wouldn't mind...

Kaji: <leans around Misa-chan to talk to Touji> Hey, Touji-kun...
lemme tell you a secret...

Touji:<listens intently> No kidding? She would do *that*?

Kaji: <nods, smiling>

Touji: <thinks for a moment> I'll have to remember the Cool Whip
the next time that I visit Ikari-kun...

Hikari: What? Oh no you don't... you're saving the Cool Whip for me!

>Little do they realize that they've been watched. A small camera was placed 
>in the corner of the living room. And the transmission's been sent from here... to... 
>Hikari's house, Where Hikari and Asuka just stare in amasement. Rei just stares.

Hikari: <points at the screen> Hey, look! I'm in the lemon!

Touji: <brings his hands up in front of the screen> Your hips look
a lot bigger... and your boobs look a lot smaller...

Hikari: <attempts to shove her book bag down Touji's throat>

>"I CAN'T BELIEVE HE JUST DID THAT!" yelled the now infuriated Asuka. 
>"Well, maybe he's into women with big breasts." explained Hikari. 
>"Well, he's going to get an ear-full when I get back! Mark my words, Soryuu 
>Asuka Langley will not take this case laying down!"

Kaji and Touji: <snicker>

Hikari: <looks at the guys> What? I don't get it...<shrugs>

Misa-chan: <sighs> It's "earful"....

Hikari: Isn't it supposed to be "will not take this sitting..." *Oh*...

Kaji and Touji: <snicker>

>"Why are you so angry, Asuka?" asks Rei. "Do you want him to make love to 
>you too?" 
>Asuka just falls to the floor head first in exasperation. 
>End of Episode 2

Hikari: <stands up and yells at screen> Work on your wording and tenses!!!
<faints from overexertion>

Touji: <catches Hikari in his arms, smirking like Kaji> Oh... we'll
work on "tenses", alright...

>Remember, kids. Practice safe sex. Never
>plunge in without a condom.

Misa-chan: Oh, a public service announcement after the credits... that's
unusual...

Kaji: Don't worry, though. I'm sure that everyone left during the credits...

Misa-chan: <gets up, looking at Kaji> Really? We stayed...

Kaji: <also gets up, looking at Misa-chan> Really. Most people leave
during the credits... or, they are *busy* during the credits, like we usually
are.

Misa-chan: <blushes> Yeah...

Kaji: <puts his arm around Misa-chan> So, babe... what do you want
to do now? Get drunk and have a little "fun"?

Misa-chan: <puts arm around Kaji's waist> Hell, why not... these
two lemons have got me ready...

Kaji: <smirks> What did I tell ya?

End of MST/C&C

Heh... I don't think that this one had a lot of commentary in it...
just some fun.

Misato