The Misato Chronicles Part One: The Suzuhara Affair Version 1.1 A Neon Genesis Evangelion Lemon Fanfic All apologies to Anno Hideaki Standard Lemon warnings apply Warning: There are spoilers in here. On the other hand, it gets rid of some of the confusion that comes with being an Eva fan who is not in Japan (I think.) Neon Genesis/Shin Seiki Evangelion is copyrighted by Gainax, King Records, Movic, Project Eva, and NAS (whatever that one is) Opening theme: Zankoku na Tenshi no Thesis (Have you heard it? The seiyuu for Rei, Misato, and Asuka all sing at the same time! My favorite version of the song.) Opening Credits: More like a Pink Pineapple teaser than the actual Eva opening. Picture Gendou in string bikini bottoms, being whipped by a dominatrix Rei (think Bakuretsu Hunter), and Shinji in a dress (he feels pretty), being seduced by Kaoru. [Oh God! Still evil after all these years!! ^_^] "Aaahh! This sucks!", Misato whines sleepily as she gets up to answer the summoning of the doorbell. "Who could it be, this early in the morning, and all?!" She looks at the clock and sees that it is 10 a.m. Misato opens the door, and startles a blushing Touji. "Ah, Major Katsuragi.. I need to talk to you about the piloting of, um, Unit 03.", Touji stammers out. "Of course, Suzuhara-kun, come in.", Misato says gently. "T-Thank you." * * * "Humph. Where is that Suzuhara? His printouts are piling up, and I bet that Aida-kun will slack off on his duty to take them to him. Isn't that right, Aida-kun?", Hikari asks to a bored Kensuke. Kensuke just shrugs his shoulders and keeps watching a video that he taped earlier (don't tell anyone, but it's porno involving mechs... hey, he's not a pilot, so nobody's questioning his sanity.) "Touji's probably at NERV, going over training, or something. So, don't be so upset, Hikari-chan.", an unusually nice Asuka smiles at her (she's smiling because she's planning Touji's slow and painful death.) "I suppose so, but he's starting to worry me lately, far beyond my duties as Class Representative. You would know what kind of danger that he's in, being a pilot and all of that.", Hikari says quietly. * * * "Please excuse the mess, Suzuhara-kun. Shinji-kun hadn't cleaned the house before school. I'll have to talk to him about it.", Misato says sternly, raising a fist (picture Barrett from Final Fantasy VII.) "But, Major Katsuragi, the calendar here says 'Mi', not 'Shi'.", Touji points out. "Urusai wa ne, baka Shin-! Oops.. I suppose that Asuka-chan's behavior is starting to rub off on me. Hehhe.", Misato giggles uncomfortably. "Would you like to have something to drink?" "Um, no thank you." "Are you sure? I don't have just beer, you know." Touji shakes his head, no. "Okay, more for me!", she says as she pulls the beige Yebisu can out of the fridge. He notices that there is only beer in the fridge. Touji also notices the shortness of her cut-offs as she bends over and he blushes. Misato turns around and notices the stupor that Touji is in. She waves her hand in front of his face. "Suzuhara-kun... Suzuhara-kun... SUZUHARA!", Misato yells into his ear as she whacks him in the back of the head. Touji seems to recover from his 'distraction', yet teeters in his chair and falls backwards onto the linoleum floor. "Aw, crap. He's out.", Misato complains just before she drags him out of the kitchen. * * * "You know, Asuka, I don't remember there being any official NERV business scheduled for today.", Shinji leans over to Asuka and whispers. "Shinji no baka! Just because no one tells you about it doesn't mean that it doesn't exist. Like, when they picked Touji to pilot the Eva 03, everyone knew about it, and not you. It's because you're not important. Besides, there was no scheduled business for today... at least for us, anyway.", Asuka snaps at Shinji, poking him in the forehead. "Thank you, Asuka.", Shinji mutters sheepishly underneath his breath and sighs quite loudly, rubbing now red spot on his forehead. * * * Touji was tucked into Shinji's bed. Misato thought that it was only right, since Asuka would whine about a boy sleeping in her bed, and Misato's own bed was littered with crumbs from midnight snacks, among other unneeded items. "Oh well. It looks like he'll be out for a while." Misato gets up from the floor and heads to the door, "Ah, ha! Maybe I can pull Shinji out of class so he can clean the house." She rubs her hands together and laughs evilly. "And then, we could bake some "special cookies!" Ah hah ha hahah!!", she cackles out. A hand grabs her ankle and she hears a low moan. Misato screams and jumps in the air in surprise. "Please... no Sailor Moon... I'm too young to die this way...", Touji pleads between gasps. "What's wrong with Sailor Moon? It was my favorite show when I was a kid. Sailor Venus was the coolest!", Misato grumbles at the boy. "I think that your brain got fried in the Second Impact.." "Oh, yeah? I'll show you!", she says, as she pulls Touji into a headlock. Fortunately for Touji, his head landed right in the side of one of Misato's breasts (E cup! I swear!). She proceeds to 'noogie' Touji, but stops when she feels his hand on the same breast. "What do you think you're doing, Suzuhara-kun?" His finger brushes a nipple. "Um.. please.. uh.. stop..", Misato stammers out, starting to lose herself (Misato has never been one that was good at figuring out that "time and place" thing.) Touji thinks to himself, 'My God.. these are so big. I could bury myself in these boobs!' His fingers find the buttons on Misato's tank top, and start to unbutton them. 'I can't believe that she's actually letting me do this! Wait until I tell Kensuke!! He's gonna be soo jealous when he hears it!' Misato lets Touji unbutton her tank top, and slip it off of her shoulders. Not bothering to cover herself (I really doubt that she wears a bra under that thing.. they bounce way too much), she allows him access to her breasts by taking both of his hands and placing one on each of them. Touji, who is now mesmerized by the sight, and is drooling, snaps out of it when his hands touch the firm flesh. Touji immediately puts his mouth to a nipple and suckles. "Ah, Touji-kun..", she bites her lip. The tongue explores the hard nipple, teasing it and flicking it. Misato moans in pleasure as his fingers pay strict attention to the other nipple, rubbing and pulling on it. Touji looks up from the nipple and says, "I've forgotten something." Misato looks down at him in disbelief. Touji smirks at Misato, and then meets her lips in a desperate kiss. 'He acts just like Kaji, the little twerp. But, try as I might, I can't deny either one of them..', Misato thinks, 'I never could, maybe that's why I never went to class very often!' They kiss fiendishly, slipping tongues and lips together, as if in a frantic rush to defy time. Misato unzips his athletic jacket, and flings it off, along with his white shirt underneath. She runs her fingers over his developing muscular chest, gently flicking the boy's nipple. Touji softly gasps in her mouth, producing a smile in Misato's mind. She reaches around, to his back, and rubs his butt through his pants. 'The odds have gotten a little too much in her favor,' Touji thinks, 'It's about time that I evened them out.' Touji removes her hand from his buttocks, and places it on the large scar on her chest that she received during the Second Impact. A little taken back, Misato looks at him in surprise. Touji then proceeds to remove her shorts, and finds that she's not wearing any panties. When he looks to Misato for an explanation, Misato blushes and says, "I sleep in the nude, so I rushed to put on something while you were at the door." Touji nods in understanding, and pushes Misato flat on her back, and on Shinji's bed. Misato gasps while falling, but just lays back, wondering what the boy would do next. "Itadakimasu!", he chimes, as he buries his face in between her legs. Misato moans as she feels his lips and tongue caress her outer lips and clit. She places her hands on Touji's head, and works her fingers through his hair. Touji licks fervently around her clit, teasing her, and working Misato into a desperate frenzy to be released. Finally her head slightly clears, 'I am NOT going to let him have this situation. This one's mine. Besides, whoever heard of the younger one being the seducer?!' She picks his head up from her crotch, and makes him stand. Touji looks at her quizzically until she grabs his black athletic pants at the waistband and tugs down firmly, taking his white boxers with them. Misato smiles sweetly at him and asks, pointing at his very hard (and probably painful) dick, "Oh, did I do that? I'm so sorry, allow me to help you out of your dilemma." * * * "I don't know about this," Shinji says while standing in the middle of class, "It just doesn't feel right." He turns to Asuka, "I'm going home." "Do what you want, stupid." was his reply. The teacher, as always, didn't notice Shinji walking out of class, or the high-tech super stealth full color detailed(who do you think folded it?) paper airplane sailing in front of his nose, for that matter. * * * Misato takes a hold of him by the waist and slams him onto the bed, on his back. He looks up at the beauty, and she could see that he wasn't expecting aggressiveness, and that it scared him a little. She smiles at him again just before she straddles his face, and completes (or in NERV's case, would that be "complementation?" ^_^) the 69 position by taking his member into her hand and starts to lick the head softly. Touji resumes his licking on Misato. He couldn't tell if he liked or disliked the taste of the juices coming from her (he could only describe it to Kensuke later as being 'tolerable'), but he liked what his actions did to her. If he pushed his tongue deep in her hole, she would take all of him in a deep throat, and if he suckled her clit, Misato would take his balls into her mouth. "Ah.. ah.. Misato-san... iku.... ikuyo!", Touji yelled, somewhat muffled by the thigh that was in his way. And with that, Misato was shocked by the first shot into her mouth. She pulled her face away from his penis, most likely in record time, and away from his spurting. "Yuck.", Misato says while she wipes off of the bit that somehow found its way to her face. Then, as an impulse (and to pay homage to an old memory), she stuck the finger with the sperm on it into Touji's mouth, and forced him to swallow. "Heh. You thought that you were the one in charge. Think again.", she smirked at him as he tried to spit out what he was forced to swallow, and then laughed hard at the horrid look on his face. In her laughter, Misato did not notice that Touji was getting up from his lying position and looking at her quite hungrily. "Misato-chan..." "What did you just call me? Have some respe.. oh.. oh my." * * * On the walk to the apartment building that he lives at, Shinji wondered if Misato was at work, or if she was nursing another hangover. Shinji put his money on hangover. He really wondered why Misato was so irresponsible when she was one of the most important people for mankind's future. But, he had to admit, that when she was doing her job, nothing else mattered to her. Misato had saved his life many times, and he was sure that she would continue to do so. 'Sort of like that ancient cartoon show, Giant Robo.', he smiled to himself, 'Except Ginrei wasn't drunk half of the time, but both of them didn't leave much to the imagination when it came to clothing.' Shinji's cheeks burned crimson, 'And I never wanted Ginrei this badly.' * * * Touji pushed Misato down by her wrists, and pinned her down on the bed. "You were saying, Misato-chan?", Touji slyly asked in-between crushing kisses. He took both wrists into one hand and put most of his weight on them. The other hand, however, wandered down to Misato's crotch. He took his lips off of hers, and proceeded to kiss her earlobe, and then her neck. His hand split her legs apart, and then her lips. She wriggled beneath the boy, starting to lose herself again. Touji plunged two fingers in her, and marveled at the tightness. He had figured that she was no virgin, especially because of what Kaji would hint at so often, but he didn't figure her vagina to be so athletic. He stifled a giggle at the thought of her "exercising." "You want me, don't you... Mi-chan?", he whispered in her ear. She gasped, he called her by the name that only Ryouji would call her. "How did you..." She was silenced by his fingers, plunging into her again. "Yes.. please Touji.", she begged, "Give it to me, I want it!" Touji was anticipating this (Kaji said this would do it to her), and as soon as Misato finished her pleading, she was rewarded by his (hard-again) dick entering her, roughly. "You're a virgin, how did you know what to do?", she gasped at Touji. He smiled, "Aida-kun has lots of videos." "I figured as much.. oh, harder!" Touji was on top of Misato, with her legs spread out underneath him. As he pounded into the dark violet-haired woman, sweat started to appear on his back, and on the backs of his legs. He was fighting the hardest battle to win, trying not to come early. "Lay on your side." "Nani?!" "Come on... Touji-*sama*. Lay. On. Your. Side." They lay on their sides, with Misato in front of him, with her back facing Touji. She spreads her legs, and reaches between her legs for Touji's member. Touji finally gets the idea, shooes her hand away, and shoved himself back into Misato. He cupped one of her breasts with the hand that wasn't supporting himself and often tweaked the nipple that was most available to him. Somehow, in this precarious position, he manages to lean forward and slip his tongue in Misato's hungry and waiting mouth. (hey, they can do it in Pink Pineapple stuff, so they can do it in Tokyo 3!) They tongue-wrestle for quite a long time, all the while, Touji pumps into the woman with all of his draining strength. In a last-ditch effort to get Misato to come, he pulls himself to his knees, still inside of her, and her props her on her hands and knees. Stroking both breasts, and pounding her as hard as he can, he whispers loudly in Misato's ear, "You don't like me inside of you, Mi-chan?" Evidently that was enough to put her over the edge, and she came loudly as soon as Touji said 'Mi-chan.' Finally, Touji could come, and he did... extensively inside of Misato, somehow causing her to come again. They collapsed on the bed, sweaty, tired, and not knowing what to say to each other. Finally, Misato spoke, "Touji-kun, did you really come here to talk to me about Unit 03?" He gulped, "Not really." Misato giggled, "It's okay. You can come over and talk to me about your "unit" anytime you like." And she planted a small kiss on his nose. "But for now, I think that we need to get cleaned up... come on, you know where the bathroom is." * * * "Tadaima!", Shinji called out. "Hey Ikari.. what's up?", Touji came out of the kitchen to greet him. "Having fun at school?" "Uh, yeah.. sure. Where's Misato?", Shinji asks. "I'm right here, Shinji-kun." Shinji jumps as he looks behind himself to see Misato, in her other home casual, semi-damp clothes and hair towel. "Katsuragi-ichii, thank you for your counseling. It has been more than helpful.", Touji bowed formally to Misato. Shinji looked shocked that his friend wasn't falling all over himself to just stutter out "hi", and was even more shocked as he realized that Touji's hair was also damp... as if he had gotten out of the shower 10 minutes earlier. Shinji told himself that it couldn't possibly be so, that it was probably some hair styling product, or a coincidence. "Sure thing, Suzuhara-kun. Come over anytime you need me.", Misato smiled at Touji. "Come on, Ikari. Walk with me to school. I feel like I can tackle half of a day of school.", Touji persuades his friend. "Uh... hai." Closing song: Fly Me To The Moon (I love Megumi Hayashibara!!) Same Closing credits as original series Author notes: Some Japanese used and some references: "Urusai wa ne, baka..." Asuka says this a LOT to Shinji... and others. It means "Shut up now, stupid Shinji (or insert name)" staple Asuka dialogue "Shinji no baka!" Um.... Basically "Stupid Shinji" "...bake some 'special cookies!' Ah hah.." all you need to do is watch the Sailor Moon Super S Movie. BTW Sailor Moon's voice actress is the same as Misato's. That's why I threw in that little ditty. "Itadakimasu"- said before meals, though I have seen it translated as "For what I am about to receive" or "Time to eat"; also seen in a lot of ecchi manga and doujinshi. "Iku...ikuyo!" When said in this context, means, "I'm coming (or will soon)" The honorific suffixes: -sama: said only in great respect or fear; -san: everyday normal people; -kun: kids and teens call each other this, friends since childhood and adults talking to children use this too; -chan: very endearing, used towards your lover, and children and other people who are beneath you (jeez, did that sound like a pun or what?) "Katsuragi-ichii" This is, of course, Misato's last name, but the -ichii means Captain or Major. I'm planning on this to be a series of lemon stories, all centered around Misato. She's my favorite character in Eva, for the pure reason that she can look all of that tragedy in its ugly face and stick her tongue out at it. Also, she has this great strategic/tactical mind. That's a couple of things that you usually don't see together. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Touji's 14 and Misato's 29... so big freakin deal. Just a sick fantasy of mine. ^_^ I'm tired of all the Rei/Asuka/Shinji stories, so I decided to write this. (Are there any other Eva lemon stories? I haven't seen any around) Also.. yes, I know that after Touji piloted the EVA, that he lost his left arm and leg... but then, this would be sort of an alternate universe lemon, I think that it's believable, considering each character's personality, but not very likely to happen. The reference to Misato's "E-cup" came from the manga of Evangelion. If Yoshiyuki Sadamoto says that she's an E-cup... I'm fine with it! ^_^ Addendum (For those of you who read this far..) Shinji had wondered in his bed why Touji was extra enthusiastic (words never used to describe Touji) at school... he even asked Hikari to meet him after class (another lemon, perhaps?). He had been giving it thought ever since he had seen Touji that morning, and couldn't figure anything out, so he shut off his DAT player, and decided to go to sleep. Asuka bounded into his room, startling Shinji. She jumped onto his bed, and said, "Let's practice kissing again, I promise that this time that I won't insult you right after.. Ew! What is that smell! It smells like... Oh no, Shinji... you didn't, did you?" "Aah! What are you talking about Asuka!" "Shinji no baka! You did something in your bed and didn't change the sheets! Ecchi!" "Aaaah! I did not!" "Then what is that smell?!" "Actually, it smells of beer... do you think Misato...?" "Shinji, when did you start dressing like Suzuhara-kun?" "What do you mean by that, Asuka?" "This." She says as she is holding Touji's Fila pants for him to see. It was then that both Shinji and Asuka remembered that Touji surprised the class that day by wearing normal pants.. that looked a lot more like Shinji's size than that of his own. "Oh my God!" They shriek together. Katsuragi Misato yuna@csnsys.com http://www.csnsys.com/yuna/