Shinji, the 10 o'Clock Assassin of the Neon Genesis Ninja Clan Formerly known as Basara the Executioner "Killin' fools John Wu Style This crocodile's livin' Rep-style Bustin down doors, point my guns both ways Takin' playas away when my Tech-9 spray" This fanfic is rated X. It contains harsh language and gratuitous sex. All passengers younger than 18 must disembark! HEY!! THIS MEANS YOU, SON!! The characters of the great Neon Genesis Evangelion and other stuff thereforth are property of Gainex, Project EVA, TX, NAS, ADV, Viz, and those who buy the paraphenalia. This fanfic has been brought to you by "EVA Brand" Condoms. For protection stronger than an AT Field. No Need For Shinji Episode 3: I'll Be Your Honeybee The next day, the firey red-head Asuka marches to the apartment home of the beer-crazed Misato, the unfortunate draftee Shinji, and the always lovable beer-drinking warm springs penguin Pen-Pen. Asuka angrily fiddles with the keys trying to find the right one, unlocks the door, and opens to find... Misato on the couch, wearing only her underwear, drinking beer, and watching football. Asuka wastes no time in expressing her anger. "Where is Shinji?!" she interrogates. Misato, swallowing her beer down, calmly turns around to see the young pilot. "Why are you so mad?" "Because I know what you two have done last night! You two were orally screwing each other!" "So? So what? I screw all my friends. I'd screw Gendou wether he ordered me to or not. He certainly needs it." Misato's tone changes. "By the way, how did you know we were screwing?" "Well... Because... I can smell it! My nose is very good at picking up special oders. But that isn't the point! The point is that you shouldn't be messing around with perverts like him!" "...Because you want him for yourself. Right?" Asuka goes into a full shock. Her face gleeming white as her mouth, eyes and nose fall off and float to the ground. Misato continues on. "Besides, he came to me for sex. He asked and I gave. He was gentle and showed no disrespect, despite the fact that he was a beginner. Now, if you wanted sex from him, all you have to do is ask. (And also have a set of condoms on hand.)" "Where is he now?" says Asuka sluggishly whilst picking up her faceparts and trying to put them in the right place. Misato walks up to the refrigerator and reaches for a cold one. "He said he'll be at Maya's place. He's returning some borrowed CD's for me." Asuka haggardly stands up. "You know what this means? He'll screw her with his thing as well. You women will be nothing but a harem to him." "I think he's got a crush on Maya most of all. In my opinion, these two would be great together." Misato pops the top and takes a gulp as Asuka just stands there, stunned. "God, help up. Hope for the world lies in a small band of mecha pilots, and one of them's got to gratify his dick." she says. Meanwhile, Maya's taking a long, relaxing shower when someone knocks on the door. She presses the button on the sink and answers it vocally. "I'm in the shower right now. Who's this?" "It's me, Shinji. I got some CD's Misato wants me to return." "Wait here, Ikari. I'll be a while." Ten minutes have passed before Maya answers the door. When she opens it Shinji's got his back to the wall listening to his walkman. Maya nudges him on his shoulder to grab his attention. "Huh... Huh? What? Oh. Hi, Maya." "Hi, Ikari. Where are the CD's?" "In my backpack." "Why don't you come in. I got some hot tea brewing." The young pilot agrees, and he walks through the door. He catches a sight of Maya, wearing nothing but a towel around her, and quickly turns his head from the sight. She goes into the kitchen and pours two cups of hot tea while Shinji, taking a seat on the couch, takes the CD's from his backpack, one by one, and checks to make sure each one isn't damaged. Maya sits beside him and places the two cups of tea on the small table. "So, Ikari. I hope that's all the CD's the Major has borrowed from me." "Gee. Wu-Tang Clan... Killarmy... Gravediggaz... I didn't even know you'd go for these old-school hits, Maya." "My personal favorite is that track titled For Heaven's Sake.' It had that loop that was slow and kept being cut off..." Shinji then looks deep into Maya's eyes and thought how beautiful they were. Suddenly, a super-deformed figure of Misato pops up holding a You Can Do It!' sign. "This is your big chance," the figure says. "You're with the girl of your dreams! Go for it!" Taking a large gulp of tea, Shinji starts by saying, "I... I apologize for what I was about to do that week ago." Maya's been taken by surprise. "What you were about to do?" "Like blow up and take most of NERV with me." "Oh. I understand. You were angry. It must've been horrible taking your friend apart with your bear hands and being able to do nothing about it. But we had no choice. We had to stop the berserk EVA from causing anymore destruction." "You have such beautiful eyes." This takes Maya back even more. "Why, yes. I do have such beautiful eyes, don't I?" "Maybe I wouldn't be so willing to take my life, as well as the lives of the people at NERV, if I knew that I would end up taking your life as well." Maya gets up from her couch and takes a step back. "Now, I know where this leads. You wanna do me, huh? Well, I see through your trap. I'm not gonna let you take advantage of me. I only have eyes for my one and only Ritsuko." "But you are the reason why I've stayed in NERV for so long. To sit in the seat of that large EVA, to have my lungs flooded with LCL, to do battles with Angels, and then to come back and see your beautiful face for the umpteenth time." Maya's still taken back. "Are you sure it's MY face and not Misato's or Ritsuko's?" "No. It's your face I want to see." "Okay, just as long as you're sure." Maya calms down a bit and walks back to couch. She sits beside Shinji and takes his hand, bringing it up to her warm face. "I must warn you, though. I'm not a buxom blonde like Ritsuko, or an E-cup like Misato... Oh. And I hope you have a condom with you, Mr. Ikari." Shinji nods his head. "Good boy. I like my men cute, generous, and responsible." Maya slithers from out of her towel, showing her attractive, young body to Shinji. He uses both of his arms to feel around her body; her shoulders, her thighs, her breasts, and her face. He leans foward and he kisses her in the mouth, then exploring her insides with his tongue. She moans as he starts kissing downwards; from the neck, to her breasts, across the stomach to her naval, then he arches her to her back and glides between her legs to get to the good part. He starts kissing her pussy lips and then licks it. Maya moans a little louder. "Oooohh... Well. This isn't the sullen young Ikari we know and love." She suddenly leans forward, takes him by the cheek, and raises him up. "But, if you want blowjobs, I'll have you know that you won't get them from me. Because I don't do that." "I understand, Maya my love. Maybe some other time?" "Maybe. But it all depends on you." Maya's slowly unbuttoning Shinji's shirt. "Who is the pilot of EVA Unit 01?" "I am." "And what are you fighting for?" "The safety... Uh... And the protection... Of all people everywhere." "That's all good intentions, Ikari," she says as she takes his hands and brings it between her legs. "But what are you really fighting for?" "Uh... Your... Your pussy?" "CORRECT! And what does Mr. Ikari win?" She plunges his hand into her pink box and she gives out a loud moan. Asuka's wandering the streets of Tokyo-3 in total shock. Lots of questions about Shinji fly around her mind like the numbered balls in the air cylinder you play Lotto with. "What is it with that pervert, Shinji? Why are women so attractive to this clown? What does he got that I'm not interested in? Am I jelous?" She violently shakes her head back and forth to erase that question. Kensuke, the guns, mecha, and babes freak, leaves the theatre after watching "Assassins" and soon sees the dazed and confused Asuka passing this way. He goes up to greet her... "Hey, Asuka! What's up! Hello?! Is anybody home?!" But all Asuka can do is stare at her friend. Lots of thoughts pass by her mind right now. Her thoughts revolve like the Wheel of Fortune until it starts clicking down to the last part... Her confused stare is replaced with an evil gaze... Shinji is plunging his hand in and out of Maya's wet pussy and licking her swollen clit as she moans and hollars louder and louder. Then she scream as she comes, she arches back, and a flood of wetness gushes out of her cunt. He tries his hardest to lick up most of the fluid while she simmers down. She then leans up and pats him on the head. "And now, I want you to do what you came here to do, Ikari." Shinji removes the EVA-Brand condom from his pants, takes off his pants and underwear, and proceeds to roll the condom onto his Angel-size member. Maya's laying on her back waiting for him, and he soon lies down with her. She takes hold of his member and guides it into her cunt. He goes in... "OOOFF!! Oh God you're tight, Maya!" "OHHH!! And you're so big! This is NOT what I've expected from the son of Commander Gendou Ikari!" "(Well, I can't tell her that I've been practicing!)" Shinji thinks to himself as he starts to hump her. He bucks between her legs forcing his big dick within her tight hole, and she moans loudly taking in as much pleasure as her host. "It seems...! That you're not...! A virgin...! Are you?!" "Ohhh! Huh?! What...! Gives you that?!" "Your hymen...! It's broken!" "(I can't just tell him I was practi...) Aaaahhh!" Shinji keeps pushing himself in and out of his true love, giving incredible jubilation to himself and Maya. And she shifts her body to move in pace with his. He pumps harder and faster, until... "AAAAHHHOOOHH!! I'M COMIIIINNOOOOHH!!" cries Maya as she spasms for the second time. Shinji also explodes, feeling his manhood splurt out but halted by that latex barrier between him and his lover. They both collapse onto the floor in a heap of sweat and steam. The two of them feel so happy together, smiling. "Well... Ikari... I must say... Your skill in the sexual arts... Must be improving since your last... Scientific study with Ritsuko... Huh?" "Maya... You are the most beautiful lady in the world... I've found my purpose... I'm never gonna let you down..." "That's very enlightning... A man and his devotion... Is a beautiful thing." Maya takes a look at her watch and she goes into a panic. "TWELVE O'CLOCK!! GODDAMNIT!!" "Huh? What?" "I gotta go back to the Geofront and do some work! I'm so goddamn late! Hurry up and get dressed!" "Uh... Right! You got it!" And with that they instantly got dressed, left the apartment, and went their separate ways; Maya to the Geofront and Shinji back to Misato's. Meanwhile, Asuka's over at Kensuke's home, and both of them are naked, sexually spent, laying on the bed, with Asuka planning on sexing her life away. She tugs on her host for more action. "Damn, Asuka. You're a hot babe, but I don't think I can do this anymore." But her gaze is still evil, and she's bent on total sexual fulfillment. "More! Kensuke! I want more!" she breathes. End of episode 3 TODAY'S LESSON: Don't fuck your life away! 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