SOME WARNING STUFF: This is a lemon containing harsh language and graphic
sex.  So, if you're under 18, you shouldn't be reading this.

NEON GENESIS EVANGELION is a product of GAINAX, Project EVA, TX, NAS,
ADV, etc., etc., etc.

AUTHER'S NOTE: This is my first attempt at writing lemons.  Especially one using
characters from Neon Genesis Evangelion.  I've been wanting to do lemons for a long
time, so now I'm taking this chance!  Also, you should realize how many sexy ladies
there are in EVA.  So, I'm going to take this advantage and use them...



                       NO NEED FOR SHINJI
                  Episode 1: The Doctor Is In

     "Uh...  I... really don't... feel... comfortable..." utters the young Evangelion
pilot Shinji Ikari as he stands in the scan room naked and slightly warm.  NERV
technician extraordinaire Ritsuko Akagi is doing some test to see if he's physically
and mentally stable so he can continue piloting his powerful mecha.  Maya Ibuki,
the ever faithful assistant, is right by her side.
     "Ummm...  Doctor?"
     "Yes, Ikari?"
     "How much longer until you're done?"  There's a slight pause.  "I have to
meet up with my friends from school.  We're suppose to see a new movie tonight."
     "I'll be done soon.  Now be patient."  Ritsuko checks over the readings from
her computers and logs them in her notebook.  "Blood pressure...  Heart rate... 
Nourishment intake...  You seem to be doing pretty well, Mr. Ikari."
     "Great.  Then, I'll be off."
     "Not so fast!" stated the serious scientist.  She gets up from her chair and
walks up to the window.  "There's the most important sample I must get from you,
but I have to coax it from you and I truly need your cooperation."
     "Sample?!"  Shinji starts to get really nervous now.  "What... sample... do you
need from me?!"
     "Don't worry, Ikari.  If you cooperate with us, I guarantee you that this won't
hurt a bit."  Ritsuko promptly beckons her aide to her side and wispers this into her
ear.  "Lock the doors and tell Commander Ikari that we're going to be busy for a
while."
     Shinji's really getting scared.  "I... hope this doesn't involve needles..."
     "Nope.  No needles." insures the scientist.  Shinji calms down a bit, just a bit,
as Ritsuko opens the door to the scanning room and seductively walks in.  She steps
close to Shinji and, when she's close enough, pulls out a couple of small packages
and hands one of them to Shinji.
     He reads the words on the package, then goes into total shock to find out
what they say.
     "EVA Brand Condoms.  For protection as good as an AT Field."
     "Y- Y- Y- y- y- YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS, ARE YOU?!!"
     "Sssshhhh, little boy." purrs the scientist.  "I'm going to collect your sperm
samples."

     "You're...  You're going to have sex with me?"  Shinji says, still in shock.
     "Oh, come on.  Don't tell me that this is your first time.  Surely there must
be someone you had your fantasies about."
     Thoughts soon ran through Shinji's head.  The first one is of Asuka, wearing a
black, skin-tight dominatrix suit, whipping the poor hero to utter submission.  The
second is of Rei as a wind-up toy, walking to the tune of "Pop Goes The Weasel"
played on a vibraphone.  The third, and most raunchiest, is of Misato in her
patented skin-tight mini-skirt, nipples and crotch showing, saying "I'll open my legs
up for anyone with a dick and balls!"
     "I heard you were having your fling with my father for some time," spouted
the young hero, "but you're interested in me?  Poor, pitiful Shinji?"
     "Oh, forget the old fuddy-duddy.  He's not even good in bed." Ritsuko
argued.  "Don't tell me that you'd inherited his impotence as well as his quiet
demeanor."
     "No-no-no.  I'm just surprized, that's all.  I mean, you're so beautiful and..."
     His sentence has been cut short as Ritsuko begins to hold him in her embrace. 
She holds his naked, warm, blushing body near hers as her aide, Maya, leans
alongside the entrance.  The seductive scientist gives him a warm kiss in the mouth. 
"Don't worry, Ikari." she calmly states.  "This is strictly scientific."
     Ritsuko guides him down to the floor and proceed to rub his chest and play
with his growing cock.  She comes toward it, gives it a kiss followed by an ice-cream
lick, and slowly stuffs it in her mouth.  Small grunts and moans escape Shinji's
mouth as she sucks on his hard member and pumps on it with her hand.
     "Oh, you nasty boy!  I guessed I stand corrected; you're not impotent." she
states as she slips the EVA Brand condom onto Shinji's iron cock.  It fits snuggly,
and the scientist continues on sucking and pumping.

     Shinji is in total estacy, under the whim of this new sensation he's now
enduring.  NERV's highest-ranking Evangelion technician, giving him a blow-job. 
But his attention soon shifts to the nice young waif at the entrance.  Of all the girls
he's ran into, Maya's got to be the sexiest, second to Ritsuko of course.
     Ritsuko, seeing this shift of attention, soon gets jealous and starts to bite on
his dick.
     "OW!!  OW-OW-OW!  What was that for?"
     "You're eyes seem to be entranced on my assistant here.  Do you want to do
her, I wonder?"
     "Well, she is kinda sexy..."
     "Well, she's for later.  Right now, you're doing me."  Ritsuko promptly pulls
off her stockings and underwear.  She then gets on top of our hero and proceeds to
kiss him in the mouth.  "You want a reason to stay in NERV and fight for us, I'll
give you one."
     She slides his now monsterous cock into her tight wetness and sits on top of
him.  Shinji's now feeling his best and most erotic.  Ritsuko unbuttons her shirt and
opens it up to reveal her large mammary assets for him to see.  She takes his hand
and leads it to her lucious teats for him to touch.  Shinji feels his hand so full of
breast, and he proceeds to hold the other one with his other hand.
     "So, Ikari.  Do you want it?  Do you want to explode inside me?" Ritsuko
seduvtively replies.  Shinji totally loses it, flips the both of them over, and starts to
pump his hard-as-a-rock cock in and out of the ravishly stunning scientist.  She
rewards him with some grunts and moans as he pumps her at a steady pace.  And all
Maya can do is stare at this hot, raunchy sex going on.
     And finally, the wave struck.  "OH GOD!!  I'M COMING!!" Ritsuko shouts
explosively as a rush of wetness gush out of her pussy.  Getting hit by the sudden
rush, Shinji goes off and comes hard, unloading his package of sperm from out of his
faucet onto the condom (which is holding incredibly well).  They both collapse to
the floor, their sexual energy spent and the steam floating all over the room.

     Soon after, Shinji and Ritsuko both get themselves dressed as Maya studies
the sperm samples with her computer.  Ritsuko writes her notes onto her logbook.
     "Well, how was it, Ikari?" asks the scientist.  "Much better than that whore
Misato, right?"
     "You kinda smelled like a cuban cigar, but I didn't mind at all.  Really." the
usually quiet Shinji answers.
     "Cuban cigar?  Well, I never!" retorts Ritsuko.  "Maybe next time I will use
needles!"
     "Yikes!"
     "Just kidding."
     Ritsuko and Maya finally trade goodbyes with Shinji as he heads off to the
meeting place.  As he leaves the Geofront he checks his wristwatch to see that he
still has time to meet his friends.
     "Doctor Ritsuko Akagi, the coldest scientist ever to work in a federal agency
dedicated to world protection." he thinks to himself.  "And I've been in her most
private place.  Damn.  If father ever found out about it, he would kill me."
     Meanwhile, Commander Gendou Ikari is at the third story window looking
down upon his son as he exits the area.  "I hope you're enjoying your little fling,
Shinji." he says solemnly.  "Because at the end, all this will add up..."



End of Episode 1

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