Shinji Ikari, the 10 o'Clock Assassin of Terror-Dack-Chill Productions tyree3@pacbell.net Warning: Gratuitous sex and curse words. Those under 18 should not read this. Neon Genesis Evangelion belongs to Gainax and released in the US by ADV Films. Part 1 "You're going to have sex with ME, Ritsuko? Poor pitiful Shinji?!" "Don't worry, Ikari. This is strictly scientific." Part 2 "Shinji...!" "Huh?! OH, Misato. Hi." "You nasty boy. Do you wanna make love to me?" "Yes, I do. Can I please?" Part 3 "You have such beautiful eyes, Maya." "Why, yes. I do have such beautiful eyes, don't I?" "Maybe I wouldn't be so willing to take my life, as well as the lives of the people at NERV, if I knew that I would end up taking your life as well." Part 4 "Ikari, please teach me about sex." "WHAT?!" Rei's asking for sex? "Wait a sec. I'm already in love with someone. Mainly the cute bridge bunny up there where Gendou is..." "Maya said that it is okay." "Maya said... Okay. I'll teach you all about sex." Now comes Part 5. The Complementation of Man Via Instrumentality has begun. Though, as of many things with NERV, it has been going on unrealized. So nothing much has changed. Shinji has found his inner peace of mind. Now it's Asuka's turn. NO NEED FOR SHINJI SPECIAL "Asuka Langley Sohryuu 120%, Tomorrow's Mosquito" This is not a normal day for Tokyo 3 Municipal High School. Not for gun, mecha, and babe freak Kensuke Aida. A normal day for him would be Asuka busting in like the "Queen of Fucking Everything" she states herself to be. Asuka has left such a powerful scar on everybody's mind that a day without her would be... FOX without the Simpsons, MTV without Beavis and Butthead, China without the Triads. "The balance of ying and yang has been broken," Kensuke thought. He takes a look behind where Touji and Hikari are. Hikari's making a list of things for the class to do for the week, while Touji's practicing with his new limbs. Kensuke then takes a look at Rei, who's reading pages from her English book about the results of the Second Impact. She doesn't seem affec... Oh, never mind. Lastly he takes a look at Shinji, who's been pondering what has happened this past week. (Shinji has just killed Kowaru Nagisa, the first person to ever say that he liked him. Something like that can totally mess up a person for three lifetimes. But, after a couple days of his dick being in Ritsuko's mouth; between Misato's breasts; and inside Maya's pussy, he seems to be okay now.) Kensuke takes the opportunity to go to Shinji and ask about Asuka. "Asuka? Well... She's in the mental ward of NERV," he says. "Her synch rate had dropped to zero, and she's been losing her mind since then." "Shinji... I wanna go and visit her," Kensuke says. "And do what? You know how badly she's treated you. You hardly even recovered the last time she went totally S&M on you." "That's just the thing. Even though she's the most evil PMS-driven psychopathic Orochi bitch from hell, I still miss her." Later that day, Shinji; Rei; Touji; and Kensuke head for NERV. Kowaru may be the 18th and last angel, but nobody here is taking any chances. Everyone's DNA is being checked constantly. There was little trouble getting Kensuke past the guards. He even got a chance to look up Misato's skirt while she was on the second floor. Finally, they make it to Asuka's room. "Now remember," stated Shinji, "Don't feel bad when Asuka starts to rip your head off. YOU wanted to come here." "Well, I guess I can fulfill my dream of being killed by a beautiful woman, huh?" he goes as he starts to walk into the room. Kensuke finally sees Asuka; on her bed. Not a bit of life eminating from her. The fire that was in her eyes was put out for good. The end result of an internal Angel attack: a desolate, if not suicidal, teen who's rise to stardom finally went over the top and has fallen down into a black hole. "Asuka...?" Kensuke asks. Asuka's lifeless stare turns increasingly profane. "Well, well, well... If it ain't Kensuke Aida, the notorious "Gun, Mecha, & Babes Freak Extraordinaire." Come to get your revenge, I see." "It's not like that at all, Asuka," states Kensuke. "It's just that... I missed you." "Miss me?! I didn't think anyone would miss me! I didn't thank anyone would care about me! Why don't you let me die! I don't have anything of value on me!" Kensuke comes over to Asuka and gives her a slap in the face. "CUT THAT OUT!! Of course you have value! Or else you wouldn't live that long! I miss you! All of us missed you! Shinji, Hikari, Touji, (Rei,) Tamoshanter, Amaku-Chan, that guy with a tattoo of a microphone on his arm... What's his name?" "Canibus," she snaps at him. "And tell me, Mr. Aida, what value do I have besides being an ex-Eva pilot?" "Well, you're very beautiful, you've graduated from the top university in America, you have the amazing power to change the size of your breasts, and your pussy's so nice and tight..." By now Asuka is grimacing to the fullest. Here she is in the mental ward, having to listen to some pervert talk about her values which are only useful in a porno flick. "...And nobody does S&M better than the great ALS! NOBODY!!" Kensuke finishes off and then turns around to find... A red and fiery Asuka; flames all around her and eyes burning in complete outrage. "I wanna know, Mr. Aida, what was your main purpose for coming?" "To put the fire back into you, my dear Asuka Langley Sohryuu. And it looks like I've succeeded!" Kensuke says, giving a victorious wink. "HUH??!!!" goes Asuka as she tries to figure out what he had did, as Kesuke takes the opportunity to leave her room. Asuka contemplates about what he has said. And then, something in her starts to click... "That... bastard... That... pervert... What was he thinking...? What is he... Stupid? WHAT IS HE, STUPID?!!" Kensuke leaves the hospital with a feeling of succession in his whim. "WHAT ARE YOU, STUUPIIIIIIIID????!!!!!!!!" was the loud ringing of Asuka's fire-filled echo fills the Geofront. It's shockwave knocks him off of his feet and sends him flying a couple yards until he hits the ground with a hard thud. Truly Kensuke has succeeded, but not without some pain to go with his joy. ONE WEEK LATER... "So, Mr. Ikari," chirps Touji, "Why don't you give us the skinny about you and Maya." "Sorry, NERV secret," response Shinji. "If I told you, I'd have to kill you." Tokyo 3 MHS. The Three Stooges are back to their old antics again. "What about you and Hikari?" asks Kensuke. "Aren't you two an item?" "I guess that's all we are, Mr. Aida," goes Touji. "Just an item. We ain't doing anything special." "Man! Everybody's a couple here!" goes Kensuke. "I can't wait until payday! I gotta hit that Red..." BOOOOMM!!! The doors break open to reveal a powerful, shadowy figure; with an inferno of flames as the background. Everyone in the room feels the shockwave and some were lucky enough to duck from the flying doors. "In the year 2014, a young girl came to Japan. And on her way she kicked some major Angel butt. For the past two years she kept on kicking Angel butt with the unneeded help from "Wonder Girl" and her sidekick "Penis Boy." But, with the last battle, an Angel infiltrated her mind and kicked her butt for good. Now, in the year 2018, after some major psychiactric care, Asuka Langley Sohryuu is BACK with a vengence! And YOU haven't experienced "Real Player Hating" until you witness my full strenght and power in action!" "OH NO!! THE BITCH IS BACK!!" shouts Touji. "Kensuke, just what did you say to her?" asks the bewildered Shinji. "I told her that she was a graduate from a great university... And her breast kept changing size..." goes Kensuke, finally realizing what he has done. Asuka, Hades' Asuka, parades toward Kensuke with fire in her eyes and a hunger for blood. "And I will strike down upon thee with GREAT..." "Hey! That's my line!" goes the 10 o'Clock Assassin as he puts a gun to her head. Everyone stare's in total shock at Shinji's sudden transormation from Japanese whimp to African-American hitman. Asuka, noticing this change, lowers her demeanor. "Oh, excuse me! I'm sorry! Am I quoting the great 10 o'Clock? ^_^;" Touji just stares in total confusion. "Shinji?! Is that YOU?!!" Rei just stares. "He is Shinji Ikari, and he is the 10 o'Clock Assassin. What more do you need to know?" Everybody sweatdrops at this point. "Put down the gun, Shinji!" goes Asuka as she lowers his arm. She then turns back around to face Kensuke. "Ahem... You've came to me and re-ignited my fire, Mr. Aida! It was you who helped me live again! This good deed will not go unpunished!" "Huh?" asks Kensuke. "What do you mean?" Later, at the bedroom of Kensuke's home, Asuka pulls down her pink panties and takes it off as she sits on the bed. "Of course, any lover of fine women appreciates a well douched pussy. Right, Kensuke?" her majesty goes. "Of course, my dear Asuka." he replies as he places his head between her legs and proceeds to taste the moistening inner-muscles of Asuka's cunt. Lost in the moaning, Asuka sprawls herself all over the bed as her perverted fan, friend, and sex slave gratifies her. "Forbidden Forest; make sure your boyfriend gets lost in the bush," she cooes, apparently refering to the douche product she used. There is some truth to it,though, as Kensuke wildly slurps his tongue inside Asuka's pussy and all over her clit. She starts to buckle wildly, realizing that she has never been able to cum this fast by herself. Kensuke takes his fingers and opens her pussy wide, causing her to completely fall off. She howls like a wolf at night as she cums hard; her love juices gushing out of her wide opening and all over Kensuke's face. He licks at his face in anticipation. He flips Asuka over and spreads her legs apart again. Pulling down his pants and boxers, he pulls out one of the EVA-Brand condoms and rolls it on his meat. "I just hope you've grown some since our last encounter, Kensuke," goes Asuka. "Don't worry your pretty little head, now." Kensuke replies as he positions himself near her vaginal opening. "I've been practicing." And with that, he pushes himself in. "Whooa! I guess practice makes perfect, huh?" Kensuke takes her by the waist and rams himself in and out of her; his meat glistening with her fluids. He then reaches foward and sticks his hand under her shirt to feel one of Asuka's breasts. "I can feel it!" he goes. "You can?" Asuka asks in-between grunts. "Your breast size is changing! That's amazing! How do you do that?" "I don't know. Must be because of my genetic breeding." Kensuke takes this opportunity to take Asuka's shirt and bra totally off. Tossing them onto the floor, he continues to floor her with his cock. He humps her like a rabbit hyped up on speed, slapping hips with his dreamgirl while she takes every moment to enjoy this lovemaking. "Slam it, Kensuke! FUCKING SLAM IT!!" "Oh God, Asuka! You're the greatest! I'M CUMMING!!" "WAIT!! WAIT!! HOLD ON!!" Kensuke gets confused with this new order as she slides his cock out, turns around, and rips his condom off. Asuka then takes the head of his length into his mouth and proceeds to jerk it off. "Now, Kensuke! NOW!!" she mumbled as Kensuke grunts his loudest and ejaculates into her majesty's mouth. Hot, sticky cum fills her mouth as she starts swallowing. Kensuke can feel it and he saw stars. There was little else but love-making for the rest of the night. Asuka and Kensuke just sexed the night away... THE NEXT DAY... "Alright. Here's what I want you to do." Tokyo 3 MHS. Hikari is telling Shinji, Touji, and Rei what to do for next week. "Shinji, it's your turn to water the flowers. Touji, I want you to wipe the floor. And Rei, I want you to dust off the erasors." Touji is not happy about it. "Why do I always have to wipe the floor?!" Shinji follows in with, "Right. That sounds like the same rouster you used last week!" Rei suprises everyone with, "I like to get the chance to wipe the floor." "ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT!!" Hikari says in a huff. "Rei'll do the floor, Touji'll do the erasors, and Shinji'll do the flowers... Hey! Where's Asuka? And where's Kensuke for that matter?!" "I went by his house this morning," goes Touji. "He said he was sick." "He's probably still in bed with Asuka!" goes Hikari. "Those sex fiends!" "I guess these two were made for each other," adds Shinji. "You should talk!" goes Touji. "You're usually the "Find & Fuck" man around here!" "Yes, you should talk..." goes Rei "HEY!!" answers a heavily blushing Shinji. "Well... at least I make it to school on time!" The (Happy?) End Thank to everybody for their patronage. More stuff coming soon! ^_^