Shinji Ikari, The 10 o'Clock Assassin, alias Purge Raizah (Tsuihou Shou) Member of Mobile Otaku Band, Team Yagami, Izumi Maki Fanclub, and Rolento's World Domination Plan. tyree3@pacbell.net WARNING: This fanfic contains graphic sexual themes and harsh language. Viewer's discretion is adviced. Neon Genesis Evangelion belongs to Gainax; the good people who just need to stop what they're doing and take a long rest when tragedy happens to them. * * * * * * * * * * * * Hello, all science addicts, religious fanatics, curiosity seekers, biblical preachers, historians, ritual believers, scholars, teachers, spiritual leaders, high priestesses, generals, seargeants, captains, lieutenants, and all individuals. My apologies for not bringing you people the best/worst in anime fanfiction, but as always, turbulant times have been hitting me and... Well... I seem to be in a line of work that deals a little with death. Anyway, I'm back. And I will not disappoint. How many of y'all like Ritsuko?! (Sounds of crickets in the background.) HUH?! How can you not like Ritsuko?! She's a brilliant blond babe with chilling eyes, stockings, and a miniskirt! [She's a smoker!] [She's a bitch like that bastard Gendo!] [She scares me!] ~_~; Well, I agree. But seeing there's only a few fanfics out there detailing a sexual experience with Ms. "Cat, Coffee, & Smoke;" I might as well do one more. [You're not gonna have one done with Shinji, are you?!] Would you prefer I do one with Gendo? (Audience falls sickingly silent.) I thought so! Alright, here we go! And as always, C&C are welcome. * * * * * * * * * * * * NO NEED FOR SHINJI Part 6: "Love You, Ritsuko." * * * * * * * * * * * * As the story starts, it's at the 16th episode where Eva-01 tries to attack 12th Angel, Leliel. But he gets sucked up into the blackness of its void and starts having nightmares as his time starts to run out. The NERV personnel are trying to figure out any way of rescuing Eva-01 and it's pilot. Misato: So, it's decided? Ritsuko: Yes, were going to give the Angel six megatons of explosives in order to kill it. Misato: HUH?! But that's more than enough to destroy Eva-01 and kill Shinji! What type of rescue mission is that?! Ritsuko: Just as long as we can retrive the Eva unit, there will be no loss. Misato: (Gets angrier and grabs the blonde scientist by the collar.) So we're just gonna kill him and say it's all for the common good, huh?! Ritsuko: You said it yourself. The foolish bravado of the pilot would put him in danger. By now he is expendable... Kaji is nearby having a coffee drink with the rest of NERV personnel, and also trying to hit on Maya, when sudden sounds of mayhem can be heard. Kaji then leads the crew to the center of the commotion. What they found was the outraged Major of Tactics breathing heavily breathing, and a pile of what used to be a UN tank. Misato then starts sobbing and runs off to parts unknown. Kaji takes this opportunity to inspect the reckage done by the 18th Angel known as Misatael. Ryoji: Let me guess: You told her that Shinji was expendable. Right? Ritsuko: Owww.... From now on, I'll be in charge of this mission... The Angel must be destroyed... Ryoji: I wouldn't take charge of anything right now if I were you. Especially since you've been slammed with a tank. ^_^; -=**=- [Fast forwarding of the tape...] Asuka: So that's what happened, right?! The soul of your mother suddenly popped from outta nowhere and decided to help you out! Right?! Shinji: Yep. That's basically right, I guess... Shinji's on the hospital bed in the NERV medical ward. Asuka decided to visit "that stupid moron" so she can gloat over him. She then found Rei the "Wonder Girl" talking with him and felt disgusted. However, if she didn't get her question answered it would mess with her mind forever, so... Asuka: That's so pathetic, you idiot! Basically, you can't do anything good by yourself! So it took your mother's soul to help you out! You make me sick! Rei: What's wrong with being helped, Asuka? Asuka: WHAT'S WRONG?!! You must be an even bigger idiot than "Pervert Boy" over there! To even hint at the fact that you need help shows that you're weak! To ask for help is to put a sign on you saying, "I'm weak and pathetic; I'm nobody in this world without you." It's stuff like that that makes me wanna hurl! Ryoji: (Standing at the door enterance.) There's really nothing wrong with being helped, Asuka-chan. (Catches Asuka off by surprise.) I ask Misato for help all the time and that never worries me. Asuka: Ka-ka-ka- Kaji! How long have you been here? Ryoji: Oh... Long enough. Now, if you excuse me. I'd like to have a man-to-man talk with our hero here. Asuka gives off a disgusted look to everyone present and then leaves the room. Rei also starts to leave, but not without giving a small smile to her "comrade in arms." Rei: See you soon, Ikari. You have the rest of the day off. (Makes her exit the way of a gentle spring breeze.) Ryoji: [Hmmm... Li'l Miss Zero finally shows some emotion to anyone else besides Uncle Ikari.] Hi, Shinji. Shinji: Hello, Kaji. Where's Misato? Ryoji: Well, she's serving her time for "Tanking" a higher-ranked NERV personnel. So she asked me to look after you and Asuka. Shinji: Kaji... Ryoji: Huh? Shinji: What am I to you people, really? Ryoji: You're Eva-01's pilot, of course. What? You're starting to have second thought? Shinji: ....... Ryoji: It's all right to have them, you know. It seems that you've become a regular here. They're even planning to label the room with your name. Shinji: ....... Ryoji: Shinji... Do you wanna leave? Shinji: I can't. I'm... I'm the pilot of Eva-01. Ryoji: No you're not. You're just a CPU chip for a big computer that needs to be used. You can be replaced, you know. Shinji was shocked beyond belief when he heard this. Ryoji: You know your classmates in the school you go to. They're all the same age and suffered the same loss of relatives as you. They're all capable Eva pilots. Ritsuko planned to blow up the Angel, sacraficing you, and then retrieve the Eva unit so it could be piloted by someone else. Shinji: Why... Why that... Ryoji: Bitch? Go ahead and say it. She's a bitch. (Shinji starts to cry from such information sinking into his conscious.) Tell you what: If you wanna leave, it'll be okay. Shinji: But... I'd be running away... Ryoji: And you'd probably end up dead if you stay. Silence fills the already quiet room. Kaji then acknowledges this and gives him a large envelope before he makes it to the door. Ryoji: And from the start of all this I was the one that said, "It's your destiny." Then I realized that you can be destined for greater things. See you later. -=**=- After all the medical tests have been done on him, Shinji was told that he can leave the hospital. When he makes it outside he tries to decide who to go see first: Rei? No, that's too easy. Toji / Kensuke? They'd probably rag on him again. But, maybe if he were to quit, then he could give the position to Kensuke... Misato? Nope. Visiting hours are over, and he can't come visit her until the next day. NERV Office? No, he hasn't decided yet. Ritsuko? Ritsuko... *Flashback* Ryoji: Ritsuko planned to blow up the Angel, sacraficing you, and then retrieve the Eva unit so it could be piloted by someone else. *End Flashback* Shinji decides to pay a visit to the blonde doctor to give him a piece of his mind. When the people you work for start acting like the bastard in charge, it's about time to set them straight. He makes it to her office... And then he suddenly has to duck from a vase being thrown at the door. Shinji finds the once-calm and collected scientist of NERV breaking apart. Images of damage are everywhere as he sees her drinking heavily from a bottle and slashing everything apart with her pen-knife. Ritsuko: (In a drunken slur.) Gendo, you bashtard! Yur off fuckin' aroun' an' stickin' yur dick in anythin' dat walkz while I'm bein' beaten up an' spit on...!! Wat da fuck do you wan...? She turns around to see Shinji, who was flabbergasted by the whole thing. But due to the immence buzz felt by Ritsuko, she immediately thinks that he's Gendo and starts running away like a cat. The confusion mixed with his anger and shock, Shinji follows suit. He chases her to the dead end part of NERV laboratories where she finally cringes and curls up into a ball like a cat. Shinji then realizes that Dr. Akagi collect a lot of cats... Shinji: Ritsuko. It's me, Shinji. Ritsuko: Shinji...? Please... Don' hur' me... Shinji: Ritsuko. Why? Ritsuko: (Pause) I... I wan'ed to destroy the angel! Dat was de only thin' impor'ant to us! To me! I didn' care iff casyalties are envolved! You! You knew the job az dangerous when you tuuk it! (Starts to cry in her drunken state.) You're bein' used jus' like everybody else here! Jus' like my mom! Jus' like me! All Shinji could do is sit there and watch as the proud scientist he knew and almost respected break down into a blob of emotional stew. Shinji: [What can I do? I'm only a kid...] ...Ritsuko... As the fallen scientist sobbed, she glances over toward Shinji. She realizes that, despite all the horrors that they've been through, he still unaware of how to deal with other people. She then made her decision... Ritsuko: Shinji... Would you... -=**=- Because of the fact that Ritsuko was drunk, her faithful "student" Maya drives Ritsuko and Shinji to her apartment. They both carried her into the house and lay her on the couch. Maya went to make some tea as Shinji, still in a state of confusion, takes a look over towards Ritsuko. He saw that she immediately fell asleep, so he decided to help Maya make something to eat. He looks into her refrigerator to find that she can eat pretty lavishly for someone who drinks coffee and smokes all day. Later that evening, dinner was finished. But it was only eaten by Maya and Shinji since Ritsuko slept all afternoon. It was pretty quiet as well. Usually Maya was pretty talkative about Ritsuko since she's "her biggest fan," be she figured that it would bore the already troubled kid to death. Shinji, who hated this gloomly atmosphere, decided to open up. Shinji: That was a nice dinner you prepared, Maya. Maya: Why, thank you, Shinji. (Smiling.) It was made better with your help. Shinji: Maya... Maya: (Glances at him with childish curiosity.) Hmmm? Shinji: I want to quit. Maya: ....... Shinji: ....... Maya: That's good, Shinji. Shinji: I... It is? Maya: You're too cute for this. I don't wanna see you go. Even longer span so silence except for the evening monorail rolling along the main street. Maya: Oh, I gotta go. You don't mind keeping an eye on Ritsuko for me, will ya'? Shinji: No, I don't... Maya: I'll hand that envelope into the office for processing. You've signed everything, right? Shinji: Yes... Maya: And don't do anything naughty to my senior. Alright? Shinji: OF COURSE NOT!! This wakes Ritsuko up a bit, causing her to have a nasty hangover from drinking so much. Her blurred eyes try to focus as she sees Maya leave the door and Shinji close it behind her. With immence pounding in her head, she manages to get up and see her young experiment walk through the living room towards the TV. Ritsuko: Hmmm... Maya just left? Shinji: Huh...? Oh, yes. She has. *Flashback 2* Misato: HELL YEAH I TOOK HIM IN!! I wasn't gonna let this poor kid live on his own! Ritsuko: Misato...! Misato: Don't worry, Ritsu-chan. I won't take advantage of him... Ritsuko: (Angered.) WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU FUCKING SAY??!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HAVE THE FUCKING GALL...!!! Misato: (Plugging her ears.) Aaaaahh! Can't take a joke! *End Flashback 2* Ritsuko said nothing as Shinji turned on her television and surfs through the channels for what's good. She then decides to join him. So she undos her shirt and belt a bit and makes her way towards him. Shinji notices her and makes a slight apology as he moves aside for her. They find themselves watching the Wildlife Channel, which is in the midst of "Penguin Week. All penguin, all the time." After a while... Ritsuko: Shinji... Shinji: Huh? Ritsuko: When you first saw me, what was your first impression of me? Shinji: I... I really don't know. You seem to be a person who's based on logic. Ritsuko: Logic... Shinji: Trying to get the Angel to explode. Even though it would kill me, that was the only way, isn't it? Ritsuko: Shinji... (Starting to cry a bit.) Shinji: My father... He doesn't even like me. He just needs a pilot. "Logic and science secedes everything else. Common scence dictates the means..." That's what I heard him say... Ritsuko: I'm sorry! (Shinji turns his head to her, finding tears rolling down her cheeks.) I'm a horrible, horrible woman. It's alright if you don't have the heart to forgive me, let alone your father. So... Do whatever you want with me! Shinji: Huh?! Ritsuko: Punch me, kick me, rape me, throw me out the window of a tall building, rip my head off and piss down my throat! Anything! It'll be no different than being with Gendo. But please... Please, just get it over with... Shinji: No. I can't. (Finds some handkerchiefs on the TV and wipes some tears off of Ritsuko's face.) I see you as a strong person, actually. You're someone I can look up to. If you break down now... Silence... Ritsuko: Shinji... How's Asuka treating you? Shinji: Like crap, as always. Ritsuko: Would you like to be treated better? Shinji: Huh? But... Ritsuko: I can treat you better, if you let me... The blonde scientist gently takes the soon-ex-pilot's hand and rubs it along her left breast. Shinji then looked into her face and saw the cool smile she always had, but now it seems like she's only trying. This probably isn't the real self. He decided to relax and tries to enjoy it. So he takes his hand and moves it down her body and along her legs. Ritsuko then takes him into her light grasp as he caresses her legs which are still covered with stocking mesh. It feels real nice, he thought to himself as she starts to kiss him in the mouth. After a while of kissing him she moves his hand towards what's under the skirt and has him feeling her crotch. He tells her that it feels so good while she unzips his pants and takes out his cock. She now has him laying on the floor, staring up her miniskirt to see her sopping pussy, as she sucks on his member; trying to get it to grow bigger. Shinji wants to return the favor, so he reachs under her skirt to remove said barrier known as the panties. Of course, since Shinji deserves it more, deducted the scientist as she helps him remove the rather frilly piece of underwear. Shinji can now see the pinkish flesh Kensuke, Touji, and Kaji have been hinting about. But he has no experience with it whatsoever. So he follows his instincts and licks all over her wetness, trying to do like Ritsuko. Her mouth feels so good, bobbing up and down his cock. And her taste is unimaginable. Asuka said something about keeping one's "box" clean when he asked about "the other stuff inside the bathroom cabinet," earning yet another insult from the second child. WOW!! Now Ritsuko's deep-throating him! What a great feeling! He couldn't hold it any longer. He then screams out her name as he loses it. Ritsuko knows of this and keeps only his head in her mouth, feeling his cum piss out and into her realm. She hears him emit a low howl as she cross-eyedly swallows his essence down her throat. Ritsuko: Shinji... Shinji: Huh... Ritsuko: My name is Ritsuko. Shinji: What? What did I say? Ritsuko: You called out for Asuka. Shinji: Oh my God! I'm so sorry! Ritsuko: Don't worry. You can make it up to me... With that being said, she lays on the wall while sitting on top of Shinji's lap. She's playing with his cock trying to revive it. Ritsuko has him looking into her face and getting him to repeat her name. She also has him looking down to where she's caressing his cock all over her thighs, which are still covered with the dark hosiery. It was successful, making his member hard again. So she kisses him in the mouth again. Ritsuko: This time, Shinji... I want you to do it... In Ritsuko's pussy. He does as he's ordered, entering himself into this woman for another time. The new feeling of warmth is along his cock. The new feeling of another person holding him, accepting him, letting him have pleasure... Shinji: I'm home... Ritsuko, puzzled by this, just looks at him. But then she smiles and tells him to start doing her. He moves his hips against hers, slow at first. He feels awkward though; he's a lot smaller than Ritsuko and weighs less than her. She sees this and moves to the floor, making sure he's on top of him. This is better, they both agreed. As Shinji slams his cock into her, she undoes her shirt to give him a view of her pert breasts being held inside her blue bra. He takes his tongue and licks it along the flesh of her breasts. She then tells him to remove her bra from the back. And after that, Shinji had full access to her breasts and hardened nipples. He soon feels the slight wetness come form out of her love canal, also sensing that "round two" is about to end for him. He sits himself upright, holding up one of her legs along his chest, as he rams her to the hilt. Ritsuko, who's within the rapture of being taken by someone like him, tells Shinji to keep it in her. But he isn't paying attention; he's currently trying to get himself off. She then wraps her other leg around him, and that finally did it. With a final grunt and a last minute assurance that he didn't call her any other name than Ritsuko, he pushes himself deep in and ejaculates into her. His seed exits his cock and enters the end of her love canal. She felt so good that he ejaculated into her a second time. And finally exausted, he falls onto her in a heap of flesh and sweat. Seeing what a man he can become, she takes him by the chin and kisses him in the mouth. Shinji: Ritsuko...? Ritsuko: Yes, Shinji? Shinji: Did you... Did you come? Ritsuko: (A small snicker...) Not exactly... But... We can do this again. And next time, I can show you how to let me come... * * * * * * * * * * * * The end of this lemon. But I'm not through yet! * * * * * * * * * * * * MOTHER'S ASSASSINATION DAY * * * * * * * * * * * * Meanwhile, back at NERV HQ, Supreme Commander Ikari is commencing another "test" with his #1 pilot, Rei Ayanami. She's currently in Eva-00 doing yet another harmonics test. Sub-leiutenant Fuyutsuki decides to pay a visit to Mr. Ikari, with bad news in tow. Kouzou: Mr. Ikari. It seems that your son... *ahem* Excuse me... The Third Child finally decided to leave us. Gendo: And so what of it? NERV will be doing well with or without the pilot. We can get another one. Kouzou: I believe it's serious, mind you. In the comment section, he stated that the Supreme Commander of NERV can, and I quote, go fuck himself, unquote. Gendo: (His eyebrow raises. That's about it.) Don't bother me with such small detail. To be honest with you, we don't really need someone as weak-willed as Shinji. His emotions had almost gave him his death sentence once. I feel pleased that... Suddenly, the sirens went off all around the Geofront. The Magi starts going crazy. Maya: Sir! Something's happening to the Magi and Eva-00!! Gendo: WHAT?! Maya: The Magi's going after Eva-00!! Gendo: (Under his breath.) It's Naoko. Kouzou: Cut all lines going into Eva-00! QUICKLY!! But it's too late. Parts of the Magi info have already been copied into Eva-00's onboard computer and is sending billions of hertz in electricity through Rei Ayanami. Gendo: EJECT THE PILOT OUT, NOW!! Makoto: WE CAN'T!! ALL COMMANDS HAVE BEEN BLOCKED!! Gendo: FOR CHRIST SAKE, SOMEONE DO SOMETHING!! *Psshewwww!!* Everything went dark. Then... INTEL COMPUTERS INT. 2010 Starting Boot-Up Processing... OS Check... Detected Gendo: Um... Excuse me. But, what happened? Shigeru: I just turned off the computer and switched it back on, most excellent Supreme Commander of NERV Dude, Sir! Makoto: *FACEVAULT!!* Maya: @o@ Kouzou: ~_~; Gendo: 0_0 *CRACKLE!!* Kouzou: Ikari, could you please tell me again why you have Mr. Aoba working here? Gendo: (Sounding like a high-pitched crow.) BECAUSE MY HYMELICK IS BACKWARDS!! YOU KNOW BETTER THAN TO AX ME STUPID QUESTIONS!! Kouzou: And I'll keep axing until I cut your tree down. After an hour of trying to get everyone's ball bearing back in order, they finally managed to extract the entry plug for Eva-00. Gendo and some other guys are putting all their combined strength into opening the door. When they got it open, Gendo was the first one inside... Gendo: Rei! Rei! Are you al... He's then gifted with a bash to the head so hard if flung him across the lab room. Everyone takes a look at the flunged man who was NERV's Commander, and then back at the pilot coming out of the entry plug. Rei Ayanami is stepping... HUUUUHH????!!!! Kouzou: ....R- Rei? Rei: (In a different hairstyle.) No... Not Rei, Kouzou! It's Naoko! An in... "Nao komes the part where I kick Gendo's ass!" And so starts the senceless anime mayhem we come to love when watching Ranma «. Shigeru: I guess we'll now have to call her "Reiko Ayakagi." Huh? Kouzou: (Putting his hands on Shigeru's shoulders.) Look, Shigeru. I'm not only the Sub-leiutenant of NERV, but I'm also your friend. So, let me just say to you, out of sheer goodness and honesty... Lay off the weed, please. It's bad for you. (Starts impersonating George Bush.) It's bad, real bad. * * * * * * * * * * * * COMING UP SOMETIME MAYBE IN THE FUTURE... BURN UP EVA W In the late 1990's, Adam has been found. Then it was found early by the Angels and mass destruction ensued... In the late 2020's, crime has ran rampant in major cities. The world decided to change its way and the police decided to join forces with the militias. Enter Team Warriors, an extention of the SWAT Unit that handles such annoyances as "amateurs," virtual drug cartels, and the ever popular "costumed vigilantes." Evangelion combines with Burn Up W/X, as well as Tank Police, You're Under Arrest, and even Batman (??!!) To bring you... Shinji Schugerg: Police Leiutenant & Sex Fiend Ray Jones Lone Wolf & Shinji's Bodyguard Misato DeJesus SWAT Sniper & Religious Zealot Ritsuko Dokome Kohii CPU Expert Feuled On Caffine & Nicotine. Carl(a) Futaba Detective, Crossdresser, Shinji's "Girlfriend" Kaji Ryoji Police Chief & Proclaimed Baka-Hitter Mana Tetsuko Militia Leader & Wife(?) To Shinji Asuka Strikes Ex-cop Turned Costumed Vigilante ALSO... ROYAL NEON SUCCESSOR IMPACT The 2nd Impact happened, Li'l Shinji lost his mom and that bastard Gendo abandoned him. His mind in turmoil, he ran away. Later he was found by a gothically handsome young man with red hair and brought to his home. Now the question's asked: What would happen if Shinji Ikari became a Yagami Assassin? Well, the Kusanagi's would be dead, right? But... As you can see with reality, with this dreaded power comes a price. Features all new characters with skills stemming from: Street Fighter Rival Schools Final Fight King of Fighters Samurai Showdown Art of Fighting Fatal Fury Marvel Super Heroes Capcom Plus, hopefully I'll finish up on my Sachiel series... ^_^;