Here comes another one of my fine Terror-Dack-Chill products aptly named "The Second Katsuragi Expedition/The Major & The Pilot." A story about love, friendship, and a stick of gum. And for those Samurai Shodown fans, I included a little bonus. You can post this, too. Enjoy! Shinji Ikari, the 10 o'Clock Assassin Terror-Dack-Chill Productions tyree3@pacbell.net tycplans@yahoo.com STANDARD LEMON FANFIC WARNINGS APPLY STANDARD COPYRIGHTS APPLY Author's Rambling: Good evening, and welcome to another one of my fine Terror-Dack-Chill product. I have Evangelion 25-26 and I have been seeing them and reseeing them... Now I can't get them outta my head! To tell you the truth, Shinji Ikari is so much like me. If you take Shinji right now, make him 23 years of age, make him African-American, and keep his mother alive; that would almost exactly be me! But I think I mentioned that already. Anyway, I'd enjoyed all the Eva lemons done. Thank you for your hard work, everyone. I also enjoy making lemons, Eva and others. Thank you for your patronage. But what I'd really like now is a well made Shinji-Misato lemon. What I will do is take large elements of past Eva lemons and incorporate them into my story. "Yeah, sure! You're gonna sample some of the great writers for your own personal ends! That's plagiarism, S2PID!!" says Asuka. Don't worry! I WILL give credit where credit is due. I'm NOT Puff Daddy. At any rate, please enjoy my product. And expect some more of my best. THE SECOND KATSURAGI EXPEDITION or THE MAJOR AND THE PILOT (A Shinji Ikari-Misato Katsuragi Lemon Fanfic) * * * * * * * *This is the young man, one who thinks himself worthless. He grew up wishing to seal the world from him, in order to protect himself. He fears hatred, failure, death. He is unstable. He is a coward. Yet he has the ability to succeed in anything his heart desires. He goes forward, ready to take a step backwards. He's ready to fight if by chance his back is to the wall. He is a semi-soldier; a soldier without wanting to be. He is quick to learn; and will eventually learn to care for others. He is the one who is named Shinji Ikari...* "What do you want, Shinji?" says a naked Misato. "What do you want, Shinji?" says a naked Asuka. "What do you want, Shinji?" says a naked Rei. Shinji's in a darkened stage sitting on a folding chair. "What I want is..." says Shinji, "Self worth. I want to be good enough to gain the respect of others!" *You're old enough, now. Who do you want to have sex with?* "Have... Sex with...? For what reason?" *To feel love from another, and not used like a tool.* "WHAT ARE YOU, STUPID?!" goes a highly irate Asuka. "You think I'm going to have sex with a mega-dork like you?! YOU MUST BE TOTALLY OFF YOUR ROCKER!!" "Well, it can't be Asuka, I'm sure of that," says Shinji. "You should not think of me like that, Shinji. Its very rude," the light sweet voice of Rei says. "I don't know about Ayanami..." says Shinji. "Then were you thinking of maybe some one older, huh? Pervert." cooes Misato, who's starting to sound like Serena from the US "Sailor Moon" show. "Misato...?" "Shinji! Shinji! Get up!" Misato's voice changes, leaving the Third Child totally confused. "HEY, YOU STUPID!" Shinji jumped up, sweat trickling down his face. "Shinji! It's time to get up, you stupid!" It was Asuka, she was yelling at him, again, as usual. He was in bed, his bed. "Shinji, stop dreaming about me, and get up!" she says as she stands there in his doorway with her hands on her hips glaring at him. "And cover that up. It's totally disgusting." Shinji turned bright red as he yanked up the sheets. Well, he thought to himself, that was a weird dream. * * * * * * * 11:25, Tokyo 3 Municipal High School Pyhsical Ed. Shinji's sitting with his back to the wall, thinking about the dream he had just had last night. Did he really wanted to do it with Misato, his guardian and chief? "What am I thinking?!" he thought to himself. "#1; she's twice my age (about 15 years to be exact). #2; Kaji liked her, although she didn't really seem to like him..." Kensuke, the militant otaku, came by and asked him what was up. "Just thinking about things," was Shinji's somber response. "Whoa, pretty down there. Are you, Ikari?" said Touji, Shinji's rival. He sat down next to Shinji and placed an arm around his shoulders. "And I think I know what you're thinking about. Right, Kensuke?" "Yup." They shared a conspiratorial grin. "What, what?" Shinji looked from one to the other. Their look worried him. "Shall we say it, Mr. Suzuhara?" Kensuke said in a mock-serious tone. "I believe we should, Mr. Aida," Touji returned in the same tone. "This man has to hear the truth that he refuses to believe himself, but does exist." "Correct." They both stated together loudly, "YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT MISATO!!" "What?! NO!! That's not it at all!!" Shinji said in shock. They might have gotten the wrong ideas... "Ikari, you sly dog! Not only do you get to work with three beautiful women as well as live with two of them, you naturally want to get it on with one of them!" "You lucky bastard!" Shinji freaked. These WERE the wrong ideas! "No, no, I was just thinking--" "About what, huh?" Touji had tightened his grip so that Shinji couldn't escape. He found himself looking right at Kensuke, who had gotten on one knee. For some reason, his glasses gleamed in a strange manner, much like his father Gendou. "Don't try to fool us, Ikari. You was thinking about her all day, weren't you?" Touji added, "And we know just what you were thinking!" "What?! What was I thinking?" Kensuke continued. "You were thinking about Misato's lips, Misato's breasts, Misato's thighs, Misato's calves, and Misato's...You know what..." "Her what?" Touji whispered to him, "Her pusssseeeee..." "AAAAAHH!! No! That's not true! You've got me all wrong! I was just worried about her, that's all!" "So you DO care about her," Touji pointed out. "And when one cares so much about another individual, one needs to express that concern in a very particular way." "What do you mean..." asks Shinji. "You want to rock her world." "Take her higher." "Knock her boots." "Fly her to the moon." "Stuff the chicken." "Hide the soap." "..." Touji and Kensuke looked at each other. It was time to be direct. "YOU WANT TO SLEEP WITH HER!!" they both stated in unison. This is too much for this weak-willed pilot to bare. Shinji suddenly goes beserk, and in a flash promptly beats the living crap out of his two friends before running in a duststorm to parts unknown. "He definitely has the hots for this stunning woman, Mr. Suzuhara." states Kensuke, lying in a crumbled heap. "He is, of course, the luckiest man in the world, Mr. Aida." says Touji, lying in a similar state. * * * * * * * 5:15, NERV Japan Headquarters. The Synch Rate Tests have been done, and Shinji's still higher than Asuka, Rei, and Touji. Changing to his normal clothes, he starts searching for Kaji. He soon finds him in his office, writing the reports on his desk. Shinji approached the subject as delicately as possible. "Um... Kaji... I uhh... I want... I want... to talk..." Shinji just couldn't bring himself to say it. "What is it, Mr. Ikari?" asks Kaji, "Come to ask me how to get Misato into your bed?" Shinji turned a furious color of red. "Well... not... not exactly." Shinji looked at the floor. "But... I... I want... to... to know... to know about... sex." It just about killed him, but it he got it out. Kaji's jaw dropped, that was meant to be a cheap joke at Shinji's expense. He didn't expect Shinji to actually want to... That just wasn't like him. At least it took him awhile to get the question out. "Well, well. So you've got the hots for someone, don't you?" Kaji began to probe the Third Child for information. "No... it's... it's not... like that!" Shinji became flustered, trying to defend his question. "It's just... that... well..." Kaji cut him off. "It's O.K. kid, I understand. Listen Shinji, I wasn't too much older than you when I first got laided, so it's all right, I'll tell you all you need to know about how to do the deed with that special someone." Kaji grinned as he began to explain the more interesting aspects of sexual intercourse. Shinji tried his best to keep from fainting. * * * * * * * 6:15, Misato's apartment. "Hi! This is Asuka. I'm going to spend the night over at Hikari's tonight. Take care." That was the message from the answering machine Shinji played. With that, he cooks some fish for Pen-Pen and some noodles for himself. After some eating he heads toward his darkened room and lays on his bed listening to his walkman. Tracks 25 and 26, of course. Soon he starts to get thoughts about Misato, and then the thoughts become nasty enough to cause a rise in his pants. "Oh no!" he thought, "This is never gonna go away if I don't do something about it." He takes his throbbing cock out and proceeds go gratify himself. No more than two minutes have passed before Misato enters her home. "Shinji! Asuka! I'm home!" she yells. "It's her!" he thought... *Come to ask me how to get Misato into your bed?* Shinji quickly tries to put his member back into his pants. "Shinji, I'm coming in." says Misato, sliding the door open. He wasn't able to put his cock completely back in, so he quickly grabbed a pillow and placed it over his exposed parts. Misato turns on the light to find Shinji, on his bed, covering himself, and staring right back at her. "Hello, Shinji." she goes. "Uh... H... hi." goes Shinji as she walks toward his bed and sits right beside him. He starts to feel some pain as his member keeps throbbing. "Is Asuka home yet?" "She said she'll be over at Hikari's tonight..." he says as he turns his head to look at her face, only to find... a cartoonish-looking "I know what you did" face. Shinji starts freaking out. He tries to move away from her only to be seized by her left arm and pulled into a noogie. "I heard you were having a talk with Kaji today, Shin-Shin," she said evilly. "It's nothing, Misato. Really," he says as she rubs her head along his. "Shinji. Despite what he said to you, sex is not some sport you enjoy. It's about a commitment of love between a man and a woman. (^_^;) They do this because they want to spend the rest of their lives with each other." "Uh... Okay..." "It takes a lot of patience and a lot of foreplay to go into this. I will teach you how from a woman's perspective." And with that she brings his mouth toward hers and starts to kiss her. "Calm down, Shinji. There's no need to be nervous," she says as she starts to bring him down to the bed. "What's going on? I don't believe this," he thinks to himself. "Feels good, though..." They start to kiss more deeply, smoothing their tongues along the insides of their mouths. Misato takes her hands and moves them along Shinji's back and chest while he mainly concentrates on her breasts. "Not just my breast, Shinji. All of me," was Misato's mild order. Shinji starts to realize this and obligingly moves his hands along her back, her hair, her stomach, and her thighs. Misato moves her hand under his pillow and starts to take hold of her throbbing shaft. "Ah! Misato...!" was Shinji's reply. She feels along his shaft, from the tip to the base, and slowly pumps on it. "You're not as big as Kaji, you should know," she tells him. "But it's alright. It's not the size that counts, but the motion of the ocean." She slithers off of Shinji towards the area between his legs, removes the pillow, and proceeds to lick on his staff. "Oh Misato... Please..." he begs her. Misato takes the top of his length into her mouth and proceeds to suck on him. She then takes 3/4's of his length down her throat. This is the most unbelievable feeling he had ever had; much better than stroking himself off. But he felt like he should be doing something for her. "Misato, I... Ahh... Do... to... Ahh... to you?" He tried his best to speak understandably as she lovingly does the massage treatment on his cock and balls. "Ahh... What... to... Ahh... you... do... AHHHHNG?!!" Shinji quickly looses it and ejaculates into Misato's mouth, catching her by surprise. She removes her mouth from his shaft, ends up swallowing some semen that got caught in her throat, and takes hold of his shaft saying, "What was that, Shinji? Did you say something?" "Is... is there anything that I can do for you?" Shinji asked. "You can lick me off," she said. They reposition themselves so that Misato's on the bed and Shinji gets a full view of what's under her skirt. Upon seeing this, Shinji's limping staff starts to become hard again. "I bet you haven't seen a real live pussy before, have you?" "Not a real live one." he answers. "Well, you're in luck, Shinji. Take off my panties." He reaches his hands along her thighs and under her skirt, grabs hold of the elastic, and gently pulls her black panties from her waist and along her legs. Misato then opens her legs and gives him the full view. Shinji's been awestricken. "So, Shinji, what've you learned from Kaji about licking a woman's pussy?" "He... said that... women really enjoy it when they get licked there, especially on their... their clit..." he quietly says. Misato tells him to spread it out with her fingers. He does that and he could see her hole get bigger, along with some wetness. She tells him to stick his fingers in. Shinji sticks them in and traces them along the walls of her vagina. "Ohhh... Yesss... Shinji... Now shove them in and out. Just listen to that sexy sound..." Shinji can slightly hear some wet, squishy sounds as he shoves his fingers in and out. Her pussy's getting hotter, and wetter, and tighter. "Go ahead, taste it," she tells him. He removes his gooeyed fingers from her pussy and puts one of them into his mouth to taste the liquid. It tastes... weird. But he doesn't want to tell Misato that. He has to keep up with the mood, like Kaji told him. "Taste good, Misato." Misato takes her cue to look as sexual as possible. "Alright, Shinji... Come to me..." She lays back and opens her pussy with her hand. Shinji has no choice but to go in. She already took him into her mouth, so... Slurp! "Uhhh..." Slurp! "Uhhh... God..." Slrrp! "Uh... wait... Wait." "Huh?" "It's my fault... I forgot to douche today." She takes out a stick of mint-flavored gum. She tells him to put it in her pussy and move it around. He obeys and gently smoothes the piece of gum all around her wet insides, making sure that her liquid is thick with flavor. "Okay, how is it now?" Shinji goes in and licks at her opening. It tastes better. He pushes in forward a little and makes sure he's catching all of her insides with his tongue. Misato starts to go crazy. She moans out louder and louder as her subordinate/roommate slurps along her pussy and clit. "Oh, Shinji! I'm... I'M... CUMMING!!" A tide of wetness floods from out of her pussy and onto Shinji's face. He tries to take some of it into his mouth, but he's unable to and has to satisfy with wiping some of it from his cheeks. A couple stars pass by Misato's eyes as she lays on the bed. With her remaining strenght she removes her black dress and her matching black bra. She removes a pack of condoms from her pocket and proceeds to roll one along Shinji's throbbing member. "This is gonna feel so good!" she says as she grabs a pillow and lays on the bed. Shinji positions himself on top of her, aiming his cock towards her pussy. After a couple tries, he finally manages to shove himself inside. He can feel it, he thought. He can feel his cock totally enwrapped with flesh and muscle. And she felt so tight for someone who has had sex for the umpteenth time. "How does it feel, Shinji?" asks a devilishly smirking Misato. "Oh Misato, it feels so hot and tight and slippery." goes Shinji. "Lick my breast, Shinji," she orders. And he obliges by licking his tongue along her left breast and feeling the other one with his hand. Misato starts to moan heavily as he glides his tongue all over her left, and then her right, mammary assets. Misato takes him by the chin and says, "Now, I want you to fuck me." With building desire, Shinji grabs his commanding officer by the waist and completely shoves his meat into her sopping pussy. Moans from both of them were heard as they both felt the intense power of lovemaking. Shinji shoves his cock in and out as he starts a rhythm going. Misato starts to moan louder and louder as Shinji feels the space get tighter and tighter. Was it his meat getting bigger, he thought, or her muscles tensing more? Never mind, now. He wants to come. He wants to shoot his all into this beautiful lady's mysterious opening. He starts to hump her faster and faster, with her rhythm matching his, semen mixing with sweat, a flurry of passion and lust as they slam their areas together. Faster! Harder! Up and down the roller coaster of pleasure they went. "Aaaaa! Uuaaaaa," Misato shouted. "Uhhhhh! Misato..." Shinji grunted. "Oh yes! Yes!" "Auuuh. Oh!" "HEEEEEEHHHHAAAAAAAAA!!!" shouted Misato in orgasmic ecstasy. Shinji's orgasm soon followed as he discharged his arsenal into her. He then falls on top of her, both of them a sweaty, happy mess. "So Shin-Shin, do you feel better now?" Misato asked with a smile on her face. "Yes,Misato. Much better." Shinji replied with an even bigger smile. Little do the two roommates know that they're being watched. From a micro-sized video cam on the corner of the walls, Ritsuko and Maya had seen it all. "Just as I deduced," goes the stunning but stern scientist. "Katsuragi is just too horny to keep her hands off of Shinji. Personally, I feel sorry for that kid." "I don't know, Ritz," goes Maya. "He doesn't look like he needs our pity." Ritsuko stares cross-eyed at her subordinate. "By the way," says Maya, "Speaking of hands; how about I treat you to a massage. We could go to my place, and I could play some smooth music..." She trails off as she cops a feel from Ritsuko with both hands. "Get... Your... Hands... OFFF...!!! Wait...! Maybe... Alright, you win." "YAAAYYY!!" * * * * * * * Neon Genesis Evangelion is created by Hideaki Anno Story by Shinji Ikari the 10 o'Clock Assassin. With Samples And/Or Elements From: "The Morning After Can Be Really Interesting" by The Mad Penguin "The Object of One's Desire" by Drakken Fyre "Wet Dreams" by Zaku Gandi "Secret Plot #2" by NeW MeN S. Ikari, H. Anno, M. Penguin, D. Fyre, Z. Gandi, N. MeN. 1998, Terror-Dack-Chill Productions, Gainax, ADV Films "M- Misato... Th... the condom broke..." "OH NO!!!" * * * * * * * Commercial It's a cold, rainy day in the suburbs of Japan. Genjuro Kibagami and Basara Kubikiri are waiting patiently as the light rail cars continuously pass by; the makeshift winds blowing through their hair. Basara: Genjuro: What's so funny? Basara: Did you catch the new guys for the Samurai Spirits 4? Genjuro: You mean Kazuki and Sogetsu? What about them? Basara: It's like the programmers over at SNK decided to clone one of them and sew a different head on him! Genjuro: Cheh! More Ryu/Ken clones! Those programmers really need to pull their heads out! *Heavily choreographed samurai sword fight scene between Genjuro and Basara.* Rimururu is at a press conference about coming to the United States. Rimmy: We're so glad that we can bring to you loyal Saturn players this fine product of ours to the USA. I'm sure that you Samurai Shodown fans will enjoy our constant fight against evil. We've got several different characters to choose from, now. Interview: Has coming to America affected you in any way? Rimmy: Not really. I don't think we've changed any. Me and my sis are just as pure as peaches. And I'm..." Nako: SHH*********!!!! Everybody turns to see a totally P-ed off Nakoruru storm into the room. Nako: Okay! WHO'S THE B***ARD F*** SON OF A B**** WHO PARKED IN MY F***IN' CAR SPACE?!!! Interview2: That must be the "Bust" version of Nakoruru... ^_^; *Heavily choreographed samurai sword fight scene between Nakoruru and Rimururu.* Ukyo Tachibana at the mall with several beautiful womem, all admiring his handsomeness and asking questions. Girl: Oh, Ukyo! You're such a great fighter, and a handsome gentleman! Ukyo: Well, of course. All of you lovely ladies deserve the attention the most skilled, most handsome swordsman like myself. Girls: OH, UKYO! Amakusa: Oh Ukyo, my darling. Ukyo: HUH?!! AMAKUSA?!!! Amakusa: Well, of course. You mustn't forget your most loyal, yet most powerful fan. Right? Ukyo: But, you're a man! You! Are! A! MAN!! Amakusa: Just as long as I can put my masculinity away, there's no problem. Ukyo starts running and screaming, with Shiro Tokisada Amakusa following close behind, leaving all the ladies totally confused. Kei, his girlfriend, is at a clothing store near by. Kei: You gotta be kidding me... *Yet another heavily choreographed sword fight, staring Ukyo and Amakusa.* Nighttime, a Christian church somewhere in Japan (reminisant of the John Woo flick, "The Killer"). Kazuki and Hazuki Kazama are waiting near the tabernacle. The door busts open and Sogetsu Kazama literally storms in. Sogetsu: Kazuki! You are a disgrace to the ninja clan! You will never be forgiven for your crimes! Kazuki: To give our sister freedom is a crime?! Well, I'm all guilty for it! Let's see if you can enforce it! Shizu: Um... Excuse me. The Kazamas turn to see a soaking wet Shizumaru Hisame coming into the church. Shizu: Could you tell me where I can find a demon? Hazuki: Down the street for four blocks, then you make a left at Cherry Blossom Lane. You can't miss it, kid. *Heavily choreographed swordfight, featuring Kazuki and Sogetsu.* It's 18's century Japan. 17 of the world's most versatile samurais, ninjas and warriors gather together to do battle and face off with the most powerful samurai ever in existence. Swords clash, blood flies, and your rival meet you at the final end of your journey. Do you have what it takes? Haohmaru: ENLIGHTENMENT!!!! SAMURAI SPIRITS AMAKUSA KOURIN SAMURAI SHODOWN IV AMAKUSA'S REVENGE For The Sega Saturn Eyecatch: A hanafuda card of a man with an umbrella and a frog. And the frog yells, "SEGA!!"