PM Productions Presents
A particularly sick fic by Phillip Masters
F^3 Angel

NOTE TO HUANG:  I don't know if you even want to go here....
If you haven't seen F^3 (where have you been?), you don't necessarily
have to, but it would help to fully understand the story line.  Now, on
with the nastiness....

WARNING:  This is not just a lemon... this is raunch... pure and
total... however, I hope to be somewhat entertaining as well...
whatever...

     She rubbed herself harder.  She dug four of her fingers into
herself, repeatedly.  She clenched her teeth, thinking of having a hard,
long cock sliding in and out of her.  She felt electric sparks shooting
up from her crotch in waves.  Explosions rivaling the Second Impact
wracked her body.  She was riding the edge, ready to be launched into
the awesome crevice of pleasure and pain beyond.
     Unfortunately, she couldn't do it.
     Ayanami Rei has a problem, a *bad* problem.
     She can't come.  She is a very miserable young woman...
(Author's Note:  Hell, this could be the end of the fic right here,
would explain a lot of things ^_^ Unfortunately, I'm going on....)
THE NEXT DAY...
     "Asuka!"  Rei whined, something she most definately did *not* do on
a normal basis.
     So shocked was Asuka by this, she didn't even notice that Rei had
said anything whatsoever.  Her mind simply compared the sound of the
voice and the tone of the voice to all known files, and came up with a
big zero.  
     Rei poked Asuka in the side.  "Asuka!"  she repeated, sounding
desperate.
     This time, the auburn haired girl could do nothing but stare
incredulously at the sight before her.  Little Miss Perfect had a look
in her eyes that was one borne of utter and total frustration.  She
shook herself out of her trance.  "What is it, Rei?"
     "I need help."  This time, the first child's voice came out in a
whisper, and Asuka was almost floored as she noticed she was blushing.
     "For God's sake, with what?!"  Asuka asked, seriously curious as to
what Rei was getting at.
     The blue haired girl leaned forward and whispered in her ear.
Asuka's eyes widened to unimanigable levels.  She looked at Rei
incredulously.  "You're joking?"
     Rei ruefully shook her head in negation.
     Asuka found herself dumbfounded for a second.  To think, Wonder
Girl couldn't get off.  Now that was a development she wouldn't have
thought of.  She wouldn't wish that on her worst enemy for crying out
loud.  Well, maybe that one bitch in class C, but... well, that's
another story.  Right then, she had a job to do.  "All right!  Rei-chan,
we are going to get you off, if it's the last thing we do!"  She cracked
her knuckles for effect.  She noticed Rei was red... and with her skin
tone, this meant *red*.  She blinked a few times and glanced around.  It
seemed she said that a bit loudly, and in a classroom full of students,
whose eyes were all locked on the two of them.  How embarrasing.
     Asuka lowered her voice again after scaring everyone around away
with a dirty look... except for a few guys who just seemed to draw
closer with the look.  They were disposed of with swift kicks to the
groin.  "Okay, Rei.  What have you tried?"
     Rei looked thoughtful for a second.  Then she answered in her usual
monotone, "Everything."
     "Fingers?"  Asuka asked.
     Rei nodded.
     "Dildo?"
     Nod.
     "Vegetable?"
     Nod.
     "Pen Pen?"
     Nod.
     "Shinji?"
     Nope, Rei shook her head at that.
     "Well, that's good, 'cause he's mine!"  Asuka cooled off a bit from
her outburst and continued, "So, you haven't tried a man?"
     "No."
     "Well, I suppose we should try that first, let's get you a good
man."  She looked around the class briefly, "None here, perhaps in one
of our other classes?"
     At the end of the day, still no dashboard dice (you know?  those
dangly things...).  Asuka was getting about as frustrated as Rei.  
     "All right!"  Asuka cried out all the sudden, startling a few
passerbys on the sidewalk outside the school.  "I give up, there are no
good guys."  She sighed, "Looks like I'll have to take matters into my
own capable hands."
     "How do you mean?"  Rei wondered out loud.
     Asuka lidded her eyes sensuously, "I mean," She lifted a finger in
the air and wiggled it, "into my own hands."
     "That is what I was afraid of."  Though, inside, Rei couldn't help
but get a little turned on by the prospect.  In fact, she could allready
feel herself getting soaked between the legs.
     Asuka dragged Rei back to her apartment.  They couldn't use Asuka's
place, because both Shinji and Misato would most likely come in at any
time, if not allready be there.  So, Rei's Spartan domicile would have
to sufice.  Not like they needed all kinds of room or anything.  
     Asuka waved her hand at Rei.  "Strip."  She ordered simply.
     Rei did as told, removing her school uniform with exacting
precision, only faltering once because she accidentally brushed one of
her rock hard nipples.  
     Asuka stood back and took in Rei for a moment.  She really was a
beauty.  In every way.  She had a cute face, if you could get past the
red eyes, and the body of a super model.  Her skin may be a bit pale,
but it was as creamy as it looked.  
     Asuka stepped forward and reached out to rub one of Rei's pert
breasts.  It was so perfectly molded and round, almost as if it were
manufactured.  That almost sent a shiver through her as the connections
to Rei and dolls made itself apparent.  However, that passed as Rei had
the very undoll-like reaction of sharply inhaling, making her breast
fill Asuka's hand fully.  She could feel the intense warmth coming from
Rei, and she slid her palm over the extended nipple jutting from the
peak of the soft mound.  
     Rei closed her eyes in ecstasy.  It felt so good having someone
warm and with a pulse touch her this way.  For some reason, the fact
that the person was also a gorgeous woman, turned her on extra strong.
Perhaps this would work?  Perhaps she would finally come.
     So enthralled and ecstatic over her thoughts was Rei, that she
reached forward and took Asuka into a hug.  She closed her eyes and
kissed her right on the lips firmly.  She greedily sucked on the lips,
in awe of the powerful feelings it sent to every erogenous zone on her
body.  She was caught by surprise by Asuka's tongue sliding through her
teeth, seperating her jaw forcefully.  Her surprise soon gave way to
another level of pleasure as she explored the new intruder with her own
tongue.
     The two girls pressed against one another tightly, rubbing each
other's back with an amazing desperation.  Even Asuka was finding
herself quite hot, which she wouldn't have figured on being with a
woman.  Her hands soon found their way down the fine curves of Rei's
back to come to rest on her soft rear.  She sqeezed and kneaded the warm
smooth flesh, pulling apart the cheeks and pressing them together
slightly.  She heard, as well as felt, the reward of Rei's gasp in her
ear.  Encouraged, she moved her hands into the warm inviting spot
between Rei's legs.  She slid her fingers through the wet folds found
there.  She was momentarily shocked at how turned on Rei was, judging by
the amount of fluids running out of her pussy.  She couldn't be far from
coming.  Hell, she probably wouldn't even have to incorporate any oral
action to finish this job.  Piece of cake...
SIX HOURS LATER...
     "Come on, Asuka, I'm almost there!  A little more!  To the left, to
the left!  No, stop that... oh, jeez, yeah put it there..."  Rei was
riding the wave.  Shootin' the curl.  Unfortunately, try as she and
Asuka might, she just couldn't make the Big Kahoona.
     After two hours, Asuka's tongue refused to work anymore.  It may be
the strongest muscle in the body, but even it has its limits.  
     However, a fully charged TI-129 doesn't.  No, I don't mean a
calculator.  Though, this sucker is definately good at division.
     Asuka was taking a breather, and watching in rapt awe as Rei
squirmed about on the bed with multiple dildos penetrating her every
hole.  It was annoying the way the little ones in her nostrils kept
falling out.  The bed was pretty much soaked straight through with
vaginal fluids, mostly from Rei.  Asuka could swear the girl has an
endless supply.  She herself ran out over an hour ago, after her twenty
first orgasm.
     Another ten minutes later, Asuka decided to throw in the towel.
This just was not working.  She pulled the phallic devices from Rei with
a number of squishing sounds.  She was so damn sore, she was sure she
wouldn't be able to wear a plug suit for two weeks.  
     Rei, on the other hand, looked disappointed.  "Aw, Asuka!"  she
whined, "I was almost there!"
     Asuka fell off the bed, though from shock or slipperiness mixed
with exhaustion she wasn't sure.  One thing was most definately sure
though, "Rei, you are not going to come."
     Rei looked infinitely dejected, though resigned to her fate.  This
made Asuka fire up again.  How could she admit defeat?!  Even with so
much going against her, she couldn't quit!!  She just needed to change
her approach.  "Rei," she declared grandly, "You need a man!"
     Unfortunately, they would have to settle for a boy, due to the lack
of available and willing men.  They figured Shinji would be the easiest
target, since they knew him well enough and they are all on the same
team.  Both women just hoped Shinji had grown a bit since they last saw
him in the buff.  
     Elsewhere, Ikari Shinji had no idea what the evil fates (second
cousins of Urd, Skuld, and Belldandy) had in store for him.  No idea
what cruel and unusual, most unusual, punishment was heading his way.
He was about to lose a lot more than his virginity, and no it was not
going to be pretty.
END

Hmmm... that was officially sick.  Andrew, if you made it this far, feel
free to publicly fleece me.  Anyone else may do so, but only if you have
the *proper* issue Chicken Cannon (TM Megane Industries All Rights
Reserved).  Thanks for reading, for what it was worth.
PMasters