**** WARNING! **** The following is a fan-fic. It is also a lemon. If you now know what I'm on about, well and good. Otherwise: I did not claim to invent, conceieve, or otherwise own any of the characters. They are all property of Gainax, so don't please don't try any court action. I plead ignorance. Second. It's a lemon. That means it involves sex. Yes, that's right, sex. If you do NOT want to read about sex, then delete this file right now, because if you read all of it, you will, indeed, see sex. That also applies to people under 18, who, if they DO wish to read about sex, should save this file on disk, and wait until they are 18. I take no responsibility for that, either. K. Now THAT's out of the way..... <<< Neon Genesis Evangelion >>> Blantantly Gratuitous. The attempt to create the Third Impact has failed. The Angels, bitter in defeat, have fled back across the inter-stellar void. Earth should have been left in peace. But the organisations created to defend the last refuges of mankind still exist. Petty in-fighting and old vendettas rear their heads. The world is once more at war, but this time, the human race is fighting itself. Four long years have passed, and the pilots of the General-purpose Humanoid Decisive Combat Weapon's have grown up some... Rei cringed as the rifle fire tore chunks from the building she was sheltering behind. Masonry clattered noisly to the footpath below as she moved Unit-00's feet to a more secure position. She gripped her own rifle tightly, swung out from behind the building, and delivered a lethal burst of 90mm death to...thin air. Motion sensors mounted on the Evangelion's rear flashed a warning late, too late..... "Hiiii-yaaaaa!" screamed a voice over the comlink, as her seat jolted and warning lights flared. "You were too slow, Rei. Much too slow." gloated Asuka, slamming Unit-02's hand down on Unit-00's neck and squeezing the spinal contrust, which began fracturing, despite the heavy armour. White light began obscuring Rei's vision, but there was no pain. Just before everything turned blank, she swung the rifle up to Unit-02's midriff, and put everything she had into pulling the trigger. Then she was just Rei. Just plain old unaccessorised Rei. She exhaled LCL, felt it catching slightly in her throat. The light in the entry plug was red, and cast stark black shadows on her skin. "That was an excellent session, you two." Dr. Akagi said over the comlink, "And I think that it highlights all of your weaknesses. Rei, you rely too heavily on constants and don't defend against change, and Asuka, you spend too much time gloating over a target that isn't completely neutralised. Shinji.... You probably should have paid more attention to the fight. We'll move the test plugs to the first decontamination room, so you can get changed with a bit of privacy. Go and have a shower, and we'll debrief afterwards." She switched off the microphone, and turned to Maya, who shook her head in admiration. "This new simulation program runs really well, doesn't it, Ma'am?" "It should," she growled, "We spent half of our budget for this quarter on it. Still, with those new high-speed neural impulse collectors and full wetware integration, I think that it should stay useful for a while." The short-haired technician jacked the simulation program out of the drive. It was about the size of a paper-back book, and contained all of the data to simulate combat using virtually every weapon and vehicle in current use, from AK-47's to tactical thermonuclear warheads, light transport helicopters to gigantic battle mecha. Maya placed it carefully in the rack beside the device. Ritsuko leaned over, and whispered in her ear, "Maya, a friend of mine made up a.... special... program... Customised. Would you like to try it, sometime?" Maya crossed her eyes, trying to focus on the black plastic cartridge her superior was waving under her nose. There was no official label, just a self-adhesive white square, with three red X's on it. She turned a little in her chair, and cheekily snapped at Ritsuko's jaw. "Sure would, Ma'am." "Well, we both kicked your arse that time, Shinji."the red-head said, hands on hips, and not wearing much else. "You wouldn't have if I wasn't distracted. It wasn't fair, saying those things over the comlink. Now everyone knows." Shinji didn't even have his hands on his hips. "They would have known anyway, it's not like we live in complete privacy all the time." "But you didn't have to go into detail. I think Hyuga had to leave the room to cool off for a bit, and...oh god....my father...." Asuka smirked, "Forget about him, he's not worth worrying about. Besides, what did he think you'd get up to, putting you in a house with someone as stunning as myself. Isn't that right, Rei?" "Surely it should be 'what did he think you'd get up to, putting you to work with two people as stunning as ourselves?'" smiled Rei, blushing slightly. She still wasn't entirely used to seeing the others in such a state of casual undress, even though she'd never admit it to them. "You're going to take her side, too? Why're you all against me?" "I believe we should get moving, before they turn the security cameras back on, looking for us.", Rei said, conveniently changing the subject. Actually, the security cameras had been on the entire time. During the construction of the geofront, the camera on/off lines were simply linked to the power LED's. Gendo sat at his desk, watching their conversation with interest. "Fyutski?" "Yes, sir?" "Please don't breathe over my shoulder. And stop drooling." "Yes sir." Gendo thought about the VCR that was tied into the monitor feed, and smiled beneath his interlaced fingers. Rei washed the last traces of LCL out of her hair, opened the shower cubicle door, and grabbed her towel. Asuka had already finished, and was sitting on the bench, drying her feet. She smiled at Rei, and returned her attention to her toes. Rei thought they were very nice toes. In fact, she liked everything about Asuka. She often wondered, on the increasingly infrequent nights when she slept alone in her bed, if she wanted to be Asuka, but that didn't seem to fit. She felt for her almost the same way that she felt for Shinji. She WANTED her. She supressed her thoughts, and concentrated on drying herself. The relaxation brought on by the shower felt good, and the combat simulator had been interesting.... And the enjoyment of working as a team with Unit-02.... Rei was brought back to reality by a soft touch on her belly. She looked down, but could see only a sea of glistening red strands. Something warm and wet flicked into her navel. She giggled softly, dropping the towel to reach down and stroke Asuka's hair. She was still amazed at how good Asuka could make her feel. It was good like Shinji, but somehow in a different way. Asuka continued nuzzling at Rei's tummy. It was nice and flat, covered with very fine downy hair, just long enough to catch between lips. She knew Rei liked that, but then again, Rei seemed to like EVERYTHING. She could feel a tickling on her chin, knew it was Rei's light blue pubic hair, curls softened by water, rubbing against her face. She sneaked a finger up through them, and giggled when she heard Rei squeal with delight. "As...Asuka... Would you and Shinji like to...hehe...come to my place to 'study' after work?" Asuka nodded, mid-lick, causing the first child to wriggle with pleasure, and stood up, leaving Rei in a heightened state of arousal. "Sure we would. It's very important to study, and study in groups is even more useful. Speaking of which, think you can sit through de-briefing like that, or would you like to be finished off?" Rei shifted, the heat between her legs was almost unbearable, but she wondered what it would be like to keep it in anticipation. "I think I would like to sit through de-briefing like this. It might be... pleasant...." Asuka grinned and kissed her lightly, "You're so cute when you talk like that. Promise I'll finish the job when we get to your apartment." As the three pilots filed into the debriefing room, Shinji was sure that he saw Maya, Misato and Ritsuko sniff slightly. He could smell the sweet musk of arousal on Rei, and more faintly from Asuka, and he was in a closed soundproofed room with five beautiful women. Once more, he thanked whatever powers possessed him to wear loose trousers today. They sat in the comfortable chairs on the opposite side of the light table, its surface covered with computer sync graphs and screen dumps from the simulation program. Shinji was sitting next to Rei, and her intoxicating aroma filled his nostrils, filling his head with swirling images of two bodies making a spirited attempt to become one. "...synchronisation ratios up 5 points since....Shinji! Are you listening to me?" Ritsuko's voice stopped droning, and became sharp, snapping him out of his thoughts. "Hrmmm.... Well, I can see that everyones mind is ENTIRELY on matters at hand." Misato and Maya started guiltily out of their day-dreams, and began shuffling through their reports. "So I think we can leave it there. Suffice to say, tommorrow, we shall be holding a similar run, except we'll do it under low- light, low-power conditions. You may want to read up on the Evangelion's light- enhancement capabilities. Okay? Dismissed." As everyone began filing out the door, Misato stopped Shinji with a hand on his arm. "Shinji? Could I speak with you for a moment?" As Maya followed Ritsuko out, she closed the sound-proofed door behind her. Shinji shifted nervously, not entirely sure what it was all about. The Major took a deep breath. "Shinji. I'm sure you're aware that what Asuka said during today's exercise was said over open channels, and that everyone in the control center heard it?" The third child blushed heavily, but nodded. "Then by standard operational procedure, as your superior officer, I need to ask you is the relationship between you, Rei and Asuka entire consentual, and do you believe that it will adversely impact upon the workings of this organisation?" "I...we...I mean.. We all agreed upon it... And I don't think it will cause problems.... I.. think we're working better as...a team... They like each other more... I..like...them both....too...we..." He looked shocked, even through his blush, as Misato cut him off with a laugh. "It's okay Shinji. These are just regulations. We were expecting something like this, and Kaji, Maya and myself all believe that it's most probably for the best. We don't actually know about the others, 'Ko refuses to talk about it, and you know what the commanders are like. That's all I wanted to say. You can go now." "I....Yes..." He turned to leave. "And Shinji?" "Yes?" "Good work. ^_^" Shinji left before she could see him blushing again. The two girls met him, both wearing identical smiles, in the locker room. "Oh there you are, Shinjiiiiii. Come on, we're going to Rei's place to study." "Study? But we.....oh.....I see... Study....^_^" Once more, the twin killer smiles that never failed to take his breath away. Which meant that when he went to replace it, he got another blast of the pairs pheremones. His body reacted in the prescribed manner... "Asuka, do you suppose *THAT* will last until we get there?" "I don't know... What do you think, Shinji? Can you hold back until we arrive?" "...." Shinji couldn't hold back even half of the way. Fortunately, the automated train was deserted, but Shinji somehow doubted if it would have mattered to him if it was packed. Barely after the train had lurched out of the station, he was leaning back on his seat, his fly open, with Rei on top of him, clenching his erect penis between her silky thighs. She reached her cool hands out and took hold of his face, tilting it slightly, then kissing him deeply. She tasted of arousal, her tounge eager for his. Shinji gasped a little as he felt something move down near where their bodies were touching, saw it was Asuka's head and hands moving the folds of Rei's dress out of the way, then nearly went out of his mind as the very tip of his shaft, just projecting from its nest between Rei's thighs and underwear, was engulfed by a hot and wet mouth. He could feel release coming closer...closer...closer.... "The next stop will be Yamashito Station. Please remain seated until the train has come to a complete stop. The doors will open automatically." the cold, impersonal voice of an announcer droned. All three jumped as the train shuddered to a stop and as they saw there were people waiting to board. Asuka stuffed his still-hard dick back into his trousers, licking her lips of the slight film of pre-cum. Rei sat beside him, and rested her head on his left shoulder, her hands in positions only just allowable in public. Asuka took the cue and did the same on his right side. Weary businessmen in suits and ties stared curiously at them as they found seats, either wondering what the three were doing together, or imagining themselves in Shinji's place. It seemed that the rest of the trip took an eternity too long... Rei had barely unlocked the door when Asuka pushed her inside, dragged Shinji in after her, and slammed the door shut. Shinji had barely even enough time to give a startled 'huh?' before Asuka had her shirt and shorts off, and was making menacing advances on Rei. Rei backed away coyly, tripped over the step, and fell over backwards, giving the others a less-than-coy view of her underwear. Before she could regain her feet, Asuka had pounced on her. "Remember I said I was going to finish you off when we got to your apartment?" "Yes." "Well... We're now at your apartment, so I'm going to finish you off...." "^_^" Asuka kissed her, at the same time deftly unfastening Rei's dress and shirt, then reaching behind her to unlatch the girls bra. Before she was really aware of anything else but the kiss, Rei was naked, her white underwear pulled half- way down her legs, lying in a pool of discarded clothing. "Shinji! Make yourself useful and undo my bra for me. My hands are kind of busy." "Uh... O...okay...." Despite all the sex they'd had in the previous month, Shinji was still a little nervous when it came around to the big event. The sight of Asuka's tanned body on top of Rei's lithe pale form was still enough to make him feel faint. "What are you mumbling about, Shinji?" Asuka broke off her kiss and looked over her shoulder at him, frowning, "Stop staring and take it off!" Shinji fumbled with the odd fastening on the back of the bra. After several seconds of scrabbling, he finally managed to undo it, and slipped the garment off Asuka, who obliginly lifted one arm after the other so he could get it free. "Ahhh.... That's better." she said as she lowered her now-naked breasts to Reis, who gasped at the touch. "Awww, would you look at that, Shinji. She's even getting off on THAT." "Asuka... please.... I want to..to come... now...." Rei's face was red, and the blush desended almost to her belly. She was breathing heavily, and was pulling Askua down onto her almost frantically. The red-head grinned and wormed her way down so she was half-lying, half-kneeling between Rei's legs, her head resting on Rei's gently moving stomach. "Ready, Rei?" Rei could't speak, only nod, her hands moving to once more stroke the red hair. With her anticipation building all afternoon, it didn't take much. She strained, trying to hold back, trying to keep the delicious sensations from creasting, but it was no good. She came in short gasps, blood rushing to her cheeks and breasts. Asuka looked up, grinning at her, and extricated one of her juice- drenched hands from the complicated movements they were making on Rei's pussy to lick some of the clear liquid from it. "Shinji? You want some of this?" she asked, offering her other hand to him. Shinji tore his eyes away from Rei to stare at the hand. Then he smiled, and grabbed the profferred hand, sucking at her fingers, tasting her sweat and Rei's wetness combined. Mixed with the heady aroma of sex permeating the air, Shinji's head began to spin. He just couldn't take it anymore... "Eeek!" Asuka squeaked, as Shinji pulled her last remaining item of apparel down, off her hips, halfway down her legs. She moved up onto her hand and knees as Rei wriggled out from beneath her. She felt Shinji gently part her nether lips with his fingers, then slowly push himself inside. She was very wet, and Shinji was well lubricated by pre-cum, so they slid easily together. Shinji got a firm grip on either side of her hips, and used the hand-hold to deepen his slow, steady thrusts. "Sh... oh... Shinji... Faster! I want it fast!" Shinji winked at Rei, who giggled softly, and kept to his slow pace. "Shinji! Faster!" the red-head was driving herself backwards in an effort to heighten the already-intense feelings. It wasn't working. As she forced her firm rear towards him, Shinji deliberately shuffled back on his knees, never losing his rhythm. "Oh... Is that your game, is it, third child? Well, we'll just see about that, shall we?" Asuka scuffed back faster, forcing Shinji up against the closed door and using all of her strength to pin him there with her backside. "Hey! That's cheating!" Shinji squirmed as he felt himself coming closer to the edge. "Bet you come before I do, Shinji. Whoever comes first has to do Rei until she's fully satisfied." Shinji pondered the bet. Rei was almost insatiable when aroused, and he could see from the look on her face that she was pretty turned on by that stage. But what would he have to lose other than a few days and nights without sleep? "You're on." he grinned, pressing forward as he did so. Asuka squealed with delight, and grabbed hold of one of his hands, twisting it in a compicated judo manuver. Their bodies parted with a wet squelch, and the next thing Shinji knew, he was flat on the floor, with a smirking red-head poised tantalisingly over his twitching dick. As Asuka's head lowered, Shinji knew he was going to lose the bet. "No fair! I thought we were going to keep going the other way." "I never said anything about that, Shinji... Rei, if you'd like to be the witness... Ready for it, Shinji? It's gonna be a sleepless night for you." Shinji tried to wriggle away, but her legs and arms kept him pinned to the floor. He could feel her soft breath on his hard wet head. The voice echoed in his head. Shinji stared, turned his gaze away, looked at Rei. She was sitting against the wall, her legs straight out, hands clasped in her lap. Her red eyes looked straight at him. He looked back down. A small part of his mind, the part that had learned combat skills, whispered to him, 'Her left leg is too low, there's not enough pressure, you can break this hold.' Shinji clenched his teeth as his entire length was sucked into Asuka's mouth, tried to keep his mind on breaking the pin. With a flex of his muscles, he slipped his arm out from under Asuka's leg, pushing up with his other arm, forcing the girl off balance. Her mouth ceased its sucking action as she started in surprise. In the moment of respite that bought him, he flipped her over, and leapt on top of her, holding her writhing limbs in place with his own. "Well, it looks like I've got you pinned now, Asuka." he gloated, and bent his head to kiss at one of her nipples, flicking its tip lightly with his tounge. She moaned and bared her teeth at him, her eyes screwed shut, trying to keep down the waves of emotion that threatened to destroy her self-control. She was aware of her limbs being released, but her body wouldn't react, all of her mental resources taken up trying keep Shinji from winning. He stroked her labia with his fingers, and she knew she wasn't going to. Shinji had won. Just as she felt his first finger-tip enter her, her sub-concious made a last ditch attempt. Pulling herself upright, she made a frantic, scrabbling grab for the slick hardness between Shinji's legs. Rei watched as they both came. By her guess, Asuka came first, but it would have only been by a fraction of a second. They both sat there, panting and shivering, hands on each other's laps, as their bodies were wracked with the shocks of orgasm. Rei couldn't help but smile at the way Asuka looked at Shinji's cum where it had splattered all over her chest and hand, and Shinji had much the same expression as he looked at it, too. They collapsed to the floor, weakly, stamina spent. "Urrggghhh... Rei... Who came first?" Rei stood, and walked over to the other two. She knelt down, and wiped some of the thick, pale liquid off Asuka's breast with her hand. "It is difficult to tell." she licked her fingers thoughtfully, "I would say you both came at the same time." Asuka struggled to turn her head, "You... don't mean....I mean... We could have a rematch.... Sudden-death....Best of three.. Something?" Rei shook her head, and bent to kiss her. "No, Miss Sorhyu. The bet was for whoever came first. Since neither of you came last, you both came first..." "But.... neither of us came fir....Mnnnfffflll" Rei held the kiss for a long while. Asuka was breathless by the time it broke. "So, since you both lost, that means you both have to do me until I've had enough...." she snaked one hand down to rub at Shinji's semi-erection, and toyed with Asuka's sweat-damped pubic hair with the other. Asuka and Shinji looked at each other. "This is all YOUR fault!" "My fault? You were the one who started the bet." "If you'd gone faster, I wouldn't have had to do it." "If you'd sat still and came without such a fuss, then there'd only be one of us in this mess." "What, so you could sit there and watch? Wouldn't you rather participate than sit there and jack off?" "Well, yes, but that's not the point." Rei looked at each of them in turn, and pouted her cutest pout. "Now look what you've done, Shinji, you've made my Rei unhappy." "Your Rei? She's as much mine as she is yours." "No way, I can make her deliriously happy. AND keep her there longer." "You? She fakes it for you." "Oh yeah?" "Yeah!" "Prove it!" Rei smiled smugly as she was pressed to the floor by the weight of two bodies, intent on licking, kissing, pinching, sucking, rubbing, feeling, pressing, poking and otherwise stimulating her to the best that they could. She had a feeling that this was going to be pleasant... Very pleasant. The screen shrank to a pin-prick of white on black. Ritsuko let go of the power-button, and swung her chair around. "Awwww..... 'Ko... They were just getting to the good part." "Interesting bit of study that they were doing there, wasn't it?" sniggered Kaji. "I honestly thought for a minute this afternoon that they'd developed an interest in education. I wasn't actually expecting this...." "What? Even after all the 'study meetings' we did back in college, Misato? I'm stunned that you allowed yourself to forget. I seem to remember it was you who used that euphamism, too." Misato frowned, knowing that she couldn't win, so changed the subject. "Ritsuko, can you put it back on again? Pleeeeeeease?" "Hrmmm... I COULD, but that would be giving you what you wanted. And I couldn't have that." Misato pouted at the blonde scientist. "Well, if that's the way you're going to be, I think we'll leave. I know when I'm not appreciated." She and Kaji rose from their chairs in the control room and exited, whispering in each other's ears. "Hrmph. Stop in and tell Aoba and Hyuga that we've finished for the night before you go. They should be in the archives office on this level." she called after them. She sighed, and moodily kicked at the desk cabinet. The good doctor was interruped in her revierie by her protoge clearing her throat behind her. "Yes, Maya?" The short-haired woman leaned in close, her mouth close to Ritsuko's ear. "Ma'am... Could we try that Simulation program?.... To iron out bugs in the system..... So tommorrow goes smoothly..." "Huh? Wha-...oh.... Of course. We can't have any problems cropping up, can we?" She jacked the cartridge into the drive, and they walked arm-in-arm to the test plugs. The screen shrank to a pin-prick of white on black. Commander Ikari released the power button, and stood. "I think that that concludes work for the day. Our pilots are safe and well, even if they will be tired tommorrow, and all of the staff have returned to their... civilian pursuits." Commander Fyutski shook his head, snapping out of bizzare thoughts about combining Ritsuko's 'special' program with the combat simulator. "Yes, Sir." Gendo plugged a thick fibre-optic cable into the port on his desk terminal, then inserted the other end into his personal computer. Pressing 'send', he waited while the days data was transferred across. The laptop's hard-drive span down with a whine, and he turned it off, packing it up in his briefcase. "I am going home, Fyutski. I expect to see you here early tommorrow for the annual general inspection of the geofront." "Yes, Sir." "And Fyutski?" "Yes?" "Don't forget to put the tape back in the VCR. You left it out last night." "Yes, Sir." Gendo left his office. A ghost of a smile flitted across his face as he thought about the duplicate of the tape he'd just transferred on his laptop's hard- drive.... Aoba and Hyuga wandered back into the control center, arms full of snack-food. The main lights were off, and the entire place was deserted. "Hey. Where do you suppose they all went?" "I don't know... These NERV staff, you duck out to get something to eat and they run off on you. Heh.", shrugged Aoba, "Maybe they all went home." "Maybe. Hey, why's there a cart in the simulator drive? And it's active... What's going on here?" "I don't know... Hold on, I'll route it through onto the main monitor..... split-screen mode....high-resolution....POV camera set to auto.... and activate." Aoba finished setting up the options, pressed the last button, and turned. His jaw dropped, as did Hyuga's, when they saw two very large images of their immediate superior getting it on with their colleague, from both perspectives. "Uhhh....." "We...should...ahem...monitor the...system.....to ensure that....it...works.... properly... Yes. That's it." Hyuga nodded. "Yes... It wouldn't do to have any...visual errors...occur tommorrow, would it? We'll have to study this carefully to ensure there isn't any...glitches...Hey, pass me some of that popcorn, will you?" "I didn't know that Maya was so STACKED..." The sun rose sluggishly, warming the eastern faces of the skyscrapers of Tokyo-3. "Enough, Rei?" "No. I can still go for another few." "Aw, geez.... You're right, you're STILL wet. Where do you keep all of it? Do you have an unlimited supply or something?" Rei giggled. "Still, it'll be a cold day in hell before I concede defeat. Shinji! Get up here and put yourself to use." "But Asuka, I don't have any left... I'm completely spent. My reserves are 0. One too many withdrawals. Stockpiles are all depleated. I've been shooting blanks.." "Oh, stop whinging, Third Child, and enough with the euphamisms. It's not our fault you've run out." "Actually, Asuka, It is yo...." Shinji was stopped by a hand grabbing his chin. "Yak yak yak. You can still use your mouth, can't you? Then put it down THERE, and get to it!" "Eeep!" Closing credits: As per normal, but with a red filter, instead of the normal blue. Music : Fly me to the moon - Techno-trance version... What? They didn't make a techno-trance version? Why the hell not? Okay.... Well, just imagine it, then. Send comments, criticisms and anything else you might wanna add to: violencejack@hotmail.com