The Misato Chronicles Part Two: The Ikari Matter Version 1.0 A Neon Genesis Evangelion Lemon Fanfic All apologies to Anno Hideaki Standard Lemon warnings apply Warning: There are spoilers in here (well, not this part). On the other hand, it gets rid of some of the confusion that comes with being an Eva fan who is not in Japan (I think.) Neon Genesis/Shin Seiki Evangelion is copyrighted by Gainax, King Records, Movic, Project Eva, and NAS Opening theme: THANATOS ~If I Can't Be Yours~ Opening Credits: More like a Pink Pineapple teaser than the actual Eva opening. Picture Gendou in string bikini bottoms, being whipped by a dominatrix Rei (think Bakuretsu Hunter), and Shinji in a dress (he feels pretty), being seduced by Kaoru. Hey... I would watch it... now on with the show. ^_^ Knock... knock.... knock...... He hears a faint rustling behind the door, and then... silence. KNOCK. KNOCK. KNOCK!! Now he hears a violent clatter and a bang. And groaning. The door opens, and Shinji is faced with a very upset Misato. He cringes and says, "Uh, this is a bad time... I'll talk to you later." The boy tries to creep away. Before he has a chance to turn around and run, Misato grabs him by the collar and throws him into her room. Or what could be called a room... or a drop site. Empty beer cans and snacks bags were scattered all over the room. What he presumed to be a clothes hamper was a ton of dirty clothes shoved in a corner. He looked to another corner, and saw Misato's official NERV uniform in a ball.. and it looked like it had been sitting there for months. And it had, since that Jet-Alone affair was roughly three months before, and that was the only time that she had worn the uniform in the past year. He tried not to think about what "pets" other than Pen-Pen that she unknowingly kept. "What did you want, Shinji-kun?!!!", Misato uncharacteristically screamed at him. "Um. Uh.. A... Asu... Asuka wantedtoknowaboutthese!" "What, Shinji-kun?" "Asukawantedtoknowaboutthese!" "Say that again, but slower..." "Asuka wanted to know about these!" "About what, Shinji-kun?" He held up the Fila pants in front of her, only to have her creak out, "Oh my Goddess..." and then proceed to faint. Shinji watched the woman loudly thunk to the ground, unable to let himself believe what Misato had confirmed with a single action. And it's a good thing too.. otherwise he would have left her room before he noticed that her tank top was showing a little more than Misato would have intended. * * * "Eh?! Shinji no baka! Where the hell is he? Oh well, I'll go to school without him. It'll be punishment for him, he won't have a beautiful, intelligent girl like me to walk to school with... He'll just have to walk with the other two Stooges.", Asuka says as she walks out of the apartment door. "Asuka-chan!" "Ohayo, Hikari-chan.. why are you in this neighborhood?", Asuka asks the double-ponytailed girl. "Ohayo, oh.. no real reason." "Just thought that you might want some company walking to school, since Aida-kun and Suzuhara-kun always walk with Ikari-kun.", Hikari tried not to look away from Asuka's prying eyes. "Uh huh. Well, we'll be late if we don't hurry..." * * * Touji wakes up, and looks at the empty spot in his bed. 'Hikari left so soon', he thought, but he felt that it was all for the better. Hikari was always so high strung, and most likely to act really weird around him in public. He wondered if they did the right thing, by spending the night together, and if she would still nag at him like a mother at school. If she started to act differently, then everyone would know that something's definitely up... and if Asuka found out. Touji shuddered at the thought of Asuka in a dominatrix outfit, which she undoubtedly already had in her closet. And then his mind switched to ecchi-mode, and thought of Asuka, still in the dominatrix outfit and laughing, but making Shinji the object of her torture. He shook the thoughts out of his head. "I'll be late for school if I don't get out of bed... now where's my pants..." * * * Knock. Knock. Knock. "Shinji-kun!" "Eh? Ikari!" Kensuke and Touji look to one another. They both shrug their shoulders. Touji leans forward to knock again. "Misato-chan!" Kensuke looked at Touji and tried to figure out if Touji was just trying to get Misato mad enough to come out, or if he had suddenly gotten closer to the older beauty. Considering Touji's usual attitude, he figured that Touji was just being an asshole. Regardless, they still didn't get an answer.. so they left, thinking that Shinji was called in to NERV for another countless test. * * * Shinji did not notice Asuka leaving, or the two boys at the door. All he thought and saw was directly under Misato's revealing tank top. He gulped, flushing brightly. Misato started to stir softly, groaning and rubbing her head. "Itetetetete!" "Uh... Misato-san, daijobu desu ka?" Misato nods, slowly. She rubs the back of her head tenderly, cursing. "Shinji-kun, what happened?" Shinji threw Touji's pants out in the hallway, blushing. "Why, Shinji-kun.. you're blushing! Don't tell me, you're thinking about Rei again... or, could it be Asuka-chan?" She asks playfully, knowing full well about Shinji's concern for Rei. As for Asuka, she knew that even Kaji wouldn't even think of touching that girl. Shinji blushes even redder. Misato walks up to him, slings an arm around his neck, and pulls him into a noogie (notice the similarity to the first lemon? Sheesh... I need to work on writing better... ^_^). Misato finishes by tickling the usually quiet boy into a laughing fervor. As anyone whose ever been tickled knows, you get rather disorientated and prone to tripping over things... and Shinji did just that. But what he tripped on was Misato's ankle, pushing them both forcefully to the floor. Shinji landed on top of Misato, much like he had done with Rei all of those months back, except he wasn't squeezing a breast... he was squeezing a ball of dirty underwear that was on the ground. Shinji grimaced and threw them away from him, not getting up. Then Misato spoke. * * * "You know, Asuka-chan, you don't have your bookbag.", Hikari points out. "Oh shit!" Asuka turns to run, "Come on, Hikari-chan!" Asuka runs back down the street with Hikari, eventually passing Touji and Kensuke. Asuka sticks her tongue out at Touji, and pulls on Hikari's arm to keep her from lagging. "Anta baka! You shouldn't like such a jerk, Hikari-chan!", she says. "Yeah...", was Hikari's dreamy reply. Asuka smacks herself in her forehead, muttering something in German that sounded like "Komm, susser Tod." * * * "Ne, Shinji-kun...." "Uh, Misato-san!" "You really shouldn't wear boxers with such an uncomfortable boner." She smiled up at him. Shinji jumped up quickly. "Ah... uh.... Misato-san! Sumimasen! Sumimasen!" He bowed frantically to her, then got on his knees, pulling a katana from nowhere, evidently meaning to commit seppuku. She started cracking up at the absurd display and snatched the katana from him. "Ha ha.. Shinji-kun! It's okay, really... I know that you've had a thing for me. I could always feel it, and I don't have a problem with it. Besides, you need two katanas, and another person for seppuku." "Uh, it's alright with you... honto?" Misato nodded and grinned. She said a little more seductively, just to get a reaction, "In fact, I'm quite fond of it." She pushes her body closer to his, and feels the temperature in his part of the room rise(if at all possible.) Shinji gulps audibly, blinking. He stutters out, "You really mean that, Misato-san?" She nods and grins again. Shinji, in an act of pure manliness (could this be his berserker mode? ^_^), grabs Misato about the shoulders and kisses her deeply. Now, this was something that Misato was not expecting. She figured that she would have gotten a few more hilarious stuttering blushed words out of him, and then he would have ran to school with a mind-numbing erection. But, as a tactician of her status should know, things rarely ever go as planned. Misato lets Shinji explore her mouth deeply with his tongue, figuring that he would never get the courage up to attempt it again. She rubs up slightly against his body, and receives the appropriate gasp for her effort. She takes his hands from her shoulders, and lowers them to the sides of her breasts, kickstarting an overload of hormones to be produced in Shinji's body. Shinji rubs her breasts softly, letting the soft orbs flow over his fingers. Misato breaks from the kiss only to take the tank top off of herself, allowing him full access to her chest. Shinji gasps for a moment, concentrating on Misato's figure, noticing a little too late that Misato had pulled down his boxers, and had already started to lick his incredibly hard member. Shinji grits his teeth, stifling a moan, and places his hands in Misato's hair, stroking it. Misato looks up at him, with the "Peter-Cam(tm)View", and smiles at the look of utter rapture on Shinji's face. She thinks, "It's about time that this boy felt good about himself.. and I'll help him with whatever he needs, I'm his guardian, after all." She takes all of him into her mouth at once, producing a girlish whimper from Shinji. * * * Asuka stops to catch her breath at the front door of the apartment. She looks back and sees Hikari, still running. Asuka thinks, "Well, Hikari won't mind if I don't wait, I'll just pull a soda from the fridge for her." She opens the door to the sound of Shinji moaning. She gets a sour look on her face and mutters, "He's probably yanking himself off again, just like he lied about last night. Ecchi!" But then, as the walked a little further in the apartment, that it was not coming from Shinji's room, but from Misato's. "EH?!! Anta!!!" Asuka rushes to Misato's door, ready to tear the door down. When she hears Shinji gasp out, "Misato-san, I'm going to come!" she decides that she's heard enough. * * * "Misato-san, I'm going to come!", Shinji gasps out, holding on to Misato's head. Fortunately for Misato, she had played this game before, and knew exactly when to move her head away. Unfortunately for Asuka, she decided to open the door right before Shinji released himself. Now, Shinji must've been standing at a strange angle, but you know what happens to projectiles.. they go up. And Asuka received a new lesson in Physics, that of "Projectile Velocity." (You know, the one that you learn after "Thermal Expansion." ^_^) What Shinji and Misato were looking at was a very surprised, and semen covered, face. Shinji realized exactly what had happened, and he ran off to his room with his boxers around his ankles, so that he wouldn't face Asuka's wrath. Misato put her tank top back on, coughing into her hand. She lead Asuka into the bathroom to wash her face off, and hopefully to cure her of her shock. Misato shut the door behind Asuka, and was relieved when she heard Asuka turn on the water, cursing, "Shinji no baka!!!" She smiled to herself and said, "I suppose that they both got what was coming to them!" Closing song: Kokoro no Genshii ni Modore Same Closing animation as original series Author notes: The Touji/Hikari bed scene was not included on purpose. Misato was not involved, so either I'll have to write it as a side story, or someone else can volunteer to. hint hint... ^_^ Some Japanese used and some references: 1) Shinji no baka : I'm wondering if I really have to translate this one.. 2) Itetetetete : Lengthened form of "itai", or "ouch." 3) daijobu desu ka : wondering again... "Are you alright?" 4) Komm, susser Tod: Okay, it's German, not Japanese, but it means "Come, sweet death." Also the name of the ending song for End of Evangelion. 5) seppuku: Form of ritualistic suicide, stabbing yourself in the gut, while someone behind you cuts your head off. Think Ranma. 6) honto : literally means "truth", but used normally as "really?" Misato's voice: Jikai! Kuronikuru no Misato-chan! (translation: Next! The Misato Chronicles!) Part 3: The Hyuga Problem Hyuga Makoto has always had a not-so secret crush on me, and he reveals it in a very special way! This time, the set changes to that of NERV. Are there really hidden surveillance cameras in every room? Find out, in the next Misato Chronicles! And of course, service, servi-su! (Release Date: November 15, 1997) Katsuragi Misato yuna@csnsys.com http://www.csnsys.com/yuna/