The Misato Chronicles
 					Part Three: The Hyuga Problem
					Version 1.0

					A Neon Genesis Evangelion Lemon Fanfic
					All apologies to Anno Hideaki

Standard Lemon warnings apply

Warning: There are spoilers in here (well, not this part). On the other hand, it gets 
rid of some of the confusion that comes with being an Eva fan who is not in Japan (I think.)

Neon Genesis/Shin Seiki Evangelion is copyrighted by Gainax, King Records, Movic, Project 
Eva, and NAS 

Opening theme: THANATOS ~If I Can't Be Yours~ <Opening song for End of Evangelion Movie>

Opening Credits: More like a Pink Pineapple teaser than the actual Eva opening. Picture 
Gendou in string bikini bottoms, being whipped by a dominatrix Rei (think Bakuretsu Hunter), 
and Shinji in a dress (he feels pretty), being seduced by Kaoru and Rei... Rei III ^_-. 
Hey... I would watch it... now on with the show. ^_^


	"So, Makoto-kun... truth or dare?"

	Makoto blinks quite audibly. "Eh?"

	Maya smiles. "Truth or dare?"

	"Yeah, guy. Truth or dare?", Shigeru joins in, grinning.

	Makoto sighs. "Dare."

	Maya and Shigeru grin at each other, knowingly. Maya says, "I dare you... to make a 
move on Katsuragi-iichi." Makoto's jaw drops.

	Shigeru elbows Makoto in the ribs and says with a flourish (and quite a bit of 
overacting), "It's about time that you let your unrequited love be known." 
	
	Makoto's eyes narrow under his glasses. "Do you even know what 'unrequited love' 
means?" Maya pokes Makoto gently in the forehead, smiling.

	"Ah, Makoto-kun. It's no secret around here that you're madly in love with 
Katsuragi-iichi.", she says.

	Makoto continues to narrow his eyes, "Like it's no secret about your wild idol worship 
of Dr. Akagi?" Maya blushes profusely and decides that it's about time for her to shut up 
before she really lets something slip. She laughs nervously, placing her hand behind her head. 
Shigeru clears his throat, causing both of them to pay him attention. They look to him.

	"Really Hyuga-san. Try holding her hand, kiss her on the cheek or something. Quit 
being so scared of it.. Be a man, Makoto.", Shigeru says.

	"Ah! Katsuragi-iichi's done with today's testing and is walking this way. Go get her, 
tiger!", Maya pushes Makoto out of the door. Just as he was about to head back into the 
control room, Makoto quickly realized that Maya had put him into a unavoidable situation. 
He realized this as Misato crashed into him, knocking all of her papers about the corridor. 

	"Katsuragi-iichi! Sumimasen! Sumimasen! Sumi-", Makoto stuttered out, half bowing as 
her helped to pick up the scattered papers. Misato, from her kneeling position on the floor 
looked up at Makoto. She looked at him with annoyance, at first, and then realized the 
absurdity of Makoto's movements. She smiles at him, slightly chuckling. Makoto's face turns 
a deeper shade of red.

	"Hyuga-san. It's okay, really...", Misato says, "And, thank you."

	"Eh? For what?"

	"For cheering me up. Testing's such a drag. You would think that they had all of the 
damn information that they would need. But, Ritsuko's always thinking up something to do. 
I suppose that you need something to keep you entertained when you work on crap that's as 
boring as what she does.", she says, then noticing Makoto's stare getting blanker and 
blanker. "Hyuga-san?" Misato was sure that she heard some sort of whispering voices far away. 
They said something about 'do it!' and 'come on! You can do it!' She shook it out of her 
head and paid no attention to the two deck bunnies in the doorway down the hall, if she had 
even seen them. Makoto gulps audibly and drops to his knees also. He places his hands on 
Misato's cheeks and guides her lips to his. He holds them there for  a long moment and lets 
her pull away. 

	"Katsuragi-iichi! I.. I..", Makoto stutters out, "I'm sorry!" He turns the other way 
to run, but is stopped shortly by Maya's well placed foot in his way. Makoto trips over 
Maya's foot, and falls flat on his face, body as stiff as a board. Misato gets up and goes 
to him.

	"Hyuga-san.. are you okay?"
	
	A slightly bruised cheeked Makoto looks up at the long haired beauty. He nods slowly, 
very embarrassed. Misato smiles and offers a hand to him. He takes the hand, grateful at the 
chance to touch Misato in any way. She helps him up and tries to brush his NERV jacket off 
a bit. Misato feels what feels like two pairs of hands push her into Makoto's chest. She 
looks behind her, there was no one there. Now Misato's confused, how did that happen? She 
looks up slightly at Makoto and blushes in reply to his own blushing. Misato feels a hand on 
the back of her head, pushing her closer to Makoto's mouth. She doesn't notice that there 
is a matching hand, pushing Makoto as well. Misato figures that Makoto is just being a lot 
more forward than what he would usually be. Just before their lips met again, Makoto grabs 
Misato by the wrist and drags her (Project A-ko like) into a seemingly private room. 

** *
	"Wow, look at him go.", Maya says.

	"Really.. I didn't think that it would work.", Shigeru agrees. They both notice the 
silly positions that they were still in from being left so quickly by Makoto and Misato. 
After they relax and finish laughing, Shigeru gets a twinkle in his eye. "Maya-chan? How 
about, you and me get together?", he says dashingly.

	"Not. On. Your. Life."

	"Okay, okay.. it was just a question...."

** *

	Makoto closes the door behind him, only letting light slip into the room for a few 
seconds. Neither person notices the sephiroth painted on the ceiling, nor it's reflection 
on the spotless floor. Or, for that matter, the bearded man sitting quietly, in the dark, 
at his huge desk. Makoto hugs Misato gently about the waist and without warning or 
invitation, kisses Misato again on the lips. Misato responds by kissing him back, not 
wanting to let go of this man. She thinks that maybe this is the man that she can fall 
in love with, for it is more than evident that he loves her, at least, in some way. 

	Misato presses into Makoto slightly, pushing all thoughts of Kaji from her mind. Makoto 
moans softly into his kiss, feeling Misato's warmth under her clothing. He holds her tightly, 
not a thought in his minds other than that of Katsuragi-iichi in his arms. Misato pulls 
away for a moment, and looks into his confused eyes. She smiles at him and takes off his 
glasses. Misato places the glasses on top of a huge desk. Misato thinks, "Damn, this desk 
seems familiar. Oh well, it's just a random room." She takes off her red NERV jacket and 
drops it on the floor. Makoto does the same to his beige jacket, revealing a thin white 
t-shirt underneath. Makoto gently cups her cheek with his hand, running a thumb over her 
bottom lip. He smiles and brings her lips to his again, shivering when Misato runs a hand 
underneath his shirt.

** *

	Gendou sits at his desk, in the dark, quietly watching the shadowed people before his 
desk. His hands are folded in front of his face, as per the usual. The only sign of life on 
the stoic man is his right eyebrow twitching slightly, and the bead of sweat on his brow 
appearing. 

** *

	He unbuttons Misato's tight black dress to the waist, cupping a hand inside her bra. 
Misato pulls the thin t-shirt off his body, ripping it off in the process. She runs her hands 
along his smooth chest, and then to his shoulders and back. They kiss softly and deeply, 
their tongues intertwining and dancing together. Makoto reaches behind her and undoes her bra. 
It springs off of her, and she throws it to join their jackets on the floor. He looks at her 
newly freed breasts for a long moment in awe. Makoto thinks, "Dear God! I've wanted to do 
this ever since I met Katsuragi-san years ago. Now, I'm doing it. I hope this isn't a dream, 
though, it seems like one." Misato finishes unbuttoning her dress and steps out of her 
panties, sitting on the edge of the desk. She finally says, "Makoto-san, come here." Makoto 
gulps and nods, going to her.

	Misato undoes his belt and pants, letting them drop to the floor as well. She lightly 
fingers his hard member trapped beneath a layer of soft white cotton briefs, he moans softly 
in response. Makoto pulls her hand from his crotch and looks into her eyes. "Katsuragi-iichi.."

	"Misato. Call me Misato."

	"Okay. Misato..", he says softly, "Misato, I.. I love you." Makoto blushes through his 
already flushed face. 

	"I know you do Makoto," she strokes his face, "I always have known."

	Makoto gulps. "You did?" She nods, then kisses him deeply and slowly. He lets his hand 
wander to Misato's crotch, gently running a finger around to check how wet she was. And wet 
she was, for her wetness was ready to run down a leg. Misato moans lightly into his mouth 
and moves her hips a bit, letting him know that she was enjoying his actions. Makoto plunges 
a finger into her wetness, only to have her moan loudly into his mouth. He plunges it in 
deeper and harder, loving to hear Misato's beautiful moans. Misato tears his hand from her and 
brings the finger to her mouth, sucking all that she can off of it. Makoto stares at her 
wide-eyed. He didn't know that some women actually liked their own taste, and it turned him 
on all the more. Makoto watches her mouth closely, and it felt like her mouth was not around 
his finger at all. It felt strangely like it was around his member. He shudders as he watches 
her mouth work its magic. He suddenly couldn't take it anymore, as he pulls his finger gently 
from Misato's mouth. He looks into her confused eyes pleadingly. Makoto says softly, 
"Misato-san.. let me make love to you..." 

	"Yes, Makoto-san... make love to me.", Misato whispers, and lies down on top of the 
huge desktop, letting her legs remain off of the edge. 

	He bends over her on the desk, positioning himself accordingly. Makoto enters Misato 
slowly, savoring her tight, warm wetness. He cries out at the exquisite feeling, entering 
such a wonderful woman. Makoto starts to lose it, and pumps into her with more desperation. 
Misato takes his face in both of her hands, and kisses him passionately and deeply. 

** *

	Gendou continues to watch, almost obliviously. Almost obliviously because of what is 
happening to his body. If his glasses had been taken off, one would see the 
uncharacteristically glazed over eyes of Commander Ikari. His left eyebrow joins the right 
in twitching every once in a while. The sweatdrop finally falls down his face and one of 
his gloves absorbs the salty liquid. Another appears as Misato starts to come moaning, "Oh! 
Makoto-san!"

** *

	"Oh! Makoto-san!" Misato moans out, in a fierce orgasm. Makoto watches in an out of 
body-like experience, still in disbelief of the situation. Her intense contractions send him 
into the best orgasm of his life, and one of the few that he's had with another person. 
Makoto explodes powerfully inside Misato, pumping endlessly, sending Misato into another, but 
short, orgasm. Makoto all but collapses on top of Misato, clutching her tightly. Misato 
holds on to Makoto as well, giggling as Makoto starts to kiss her face all over. She pushes 
him up slightly, smiles into his eyes and gives him a soft, lingering kiss. Misato says, 
"I think that we might have a chance together, Makoto-san...." Makoto grins stupidly. Misato 
thinks, "Doh! Well, maybe not..."

** *

	Commander Ikari watches the couple dress and leave. He utters a sigh of relief, and 
then releases himself, allowing a small cry to leave his lips. After a long moment, he pushes 
his chair back and Ritsuko gets out from underneath the desk. She has a sour look on her 
face. Ritsuko says, "Did you have to hang on that long, Commander?"

	Gendou humphs and pushes up his glasses, saying nothing. Ritsuko sighs, "You've been 
this way for years, Gen-chan. I don't know why I put up with you." Gendou picks Ritsuko up 
and lays her on the table, kissing her like mad. "Oh, okay. That must be why I put up with 
you..", Ritsuko says, half smiling. "And this time, take off the gloves, Ikari..."


Closing song: Kokoro yo Genshii ni Modore <Ending song for Death:Rebirth Movie><Misa-chan 
Version (sung by me, I might put the recording on my site, if I'm not too embarrassed to do 
so ^_^)>

Same Closing animation as original series, except boot Rei out, and insert Misato

Author notes: 

Sorry about getting this out a few days late. I had sort of a hard time beginning this, I 
didn't want it just to be a crappy quickie Eva lemon installment. Enjoy. Please send me any 
and all feedback on this series, but do know that flames will be cheerfully reciprocated. 
And, let it be known that I tend to over-do my reciprocation. ^_^

The Touji/Hikari bed scene that was not shown in part two now has an author. My favorite 
fanfic author in the world (and favorite other things), Phillip Masters, will be writing it. 
I don't know when he'll be finished with it, but it will definitely be on my site as soon 
as it is written. I've gotten quite a bit of feedback about the Touji/Hikari deal, so I'm 
putting a little bit of pressure on Phil to write it ASAP. <looks down at leather whip in 
hands> I wonder if I work him too hard.. ah well, he doesn't complain! ^_^ 

A question: Who's interested in an actual Gendou/Ritsuko lemon? Raise your hands. 
Another question: Who has ideas for good Eva lemons? (Other than the obvoious answers)

Some Japanese used and some references:

No Japanese used in this lemon. No animals were harmed in the production of this lemon fanfic. 
Pen-Pen was not used, and will never be used in Misato's lemons, so don't ask! ^_^


Misato's voice: Jikai! Kuronikuru no Misato-chan! (translation: Next! The Misato Chronicles!)

Part 4: Flashback! Daigaku yo Genshii ni Modore? (note: pun on Death:Rebirth closing song. 
Means "Returning to the Original College?")

Sitting in the tub, I return to my memories of college, and life with Ryouji and Ritsuko. 
Ah, those were wild times! You want to know exactly what happened between Ryouji and I? I 
might tell you, but then, I would have to kill you. <laugh>  And, what's the deal with 
Touji and Hikari? Will we ever know?
Find out, in the next Misato Chronicles! And of course, service, 
servi-su! (Release Date: December 1, 1997)

Katsuragi Misato
yuna@csnsys.com
http://www.csnsys.com/yuna/