The Misato Chronicles Part Four A: Flashback! Daigaku yo Genshii ni Modore? Version 1.0 A Neon Genesis Evangelion Lemon Fanfic All apologies to Anno Hideaki Standard Lemon warnings apply Warning: There are spoilers in here (well, kinda). On the other hand, it gets rid of some of the confusion that comes with being an Eva fan who is not in Japan (I think.) This lemon was written under the influence of the Neon Genesis Evangelion Addition soundtrack, and re-reading Evanjellydonut for the nth time (Hi Andrew! Are you actually reading this?!). The author takes no responsibility for the content inside this fic. ^_^ Neon Genesis/Shin Seiki Evangelion is copyrighted by Gainax, King Records, Movic, Project Eva, and NAS (Yes, I know that I don't give AD Vision credit. After butchering the voices of most of the characters, not to mention the mediocre translating, I don't feel that they deserve my approving nod. Insert (very) small apology here for those who actually like horrific dubs. Hello to all of those at A(troucious) D(ubbing) Vision. You guys certainly did spend one hell of a lot of money (16 million, I believe) for the rights to Evangelion.. ^_^) Opening theme: Ladybug Samba (Tentou mushi no sanba, the karaoke song at the wedding, or for those who have the Addition CD, track 8) Opening Credits: More like a Pink Pineapple teaser than the actual Eva opening. Picture a crying, pleading Gendou in string bikini bottoms, being whipped by a dominatrix Ritsuko (Maya, also in dominatrix garb, standing behind her sempai, hiding behind her laptop), and Shinji in a dress (he feels pretty), being seduced by Kaoru and Rei... Rei III ^_-. Then, take a look at the naked Second Children, tied up against a wall along with a bound Hikari, with a grinning Touji standing inbetween them. And who, do you ask, is behind the camera? Kensuke! I'm silly.. ^_^ The warm water lapped at Misato's tired body. "Ah.. that feels sooo good. This is just what I need." Misato thought, resting her toweled head against the tub after setting her beer can aside. It was a long and weary day for the Major. Another Angel attack. Of course, the combined efforts of the three children had resulted in the defeat of the latest mysterious behemoth. "But.. for how long? Will the children always be as effective in their Evas? It keeps getting harder and harder to win. Will we end up at a standstill? And worse yet, will NERV be destroyed, and what about this Third Impact business? Argh.. I wish this beer would kick in quicker." Misato said to herself. Soon, the combination of alcohol and hot water lulled Misato into an sleep-like state, bringing back memories like a daydream. Very pleasant memories, of ten years earlier. Kaji... Ryouji.. "Um... Ryouji.." Misato said between kisses. "Again? We... just... did it... an hour ago..." Kaji's hands carressed her body gently, mapping out her every detail, knowing through practice exactly what Misato loved and wanted. "Ah! I have a lecture.. to go to.. so do you.. Psychology, remember? It's the chapter on brain nerves and.. absolute terror fields of the.. mind." "Mi-chan.." Kaji gently rubbed his hips against hers, entwining their legs, "It doesn't matter. When are we ever going to use *that* in real life?" He kissed her again. "Besides, neither one of us has gone to class in a week. They're not expecting us. I'm sure that your cute little friend Rit-chan will take notes for us." He smiled cunningly at her. Misato almost made a sour face, "You *know*.. that I don't like it.. when you check out.. my friends." Kaji only smiled in return, inserting a finger inside of Misato and making her just about forget the conversation. He pulled the finger out, tasting it. "Yep. Just as I figured. You're always ready to go, Mi-chan." he lovingly said to her. Kaji pulled up a bit from Misato's warm body, and reached over to his night stand. He opened a drawer, and pulled out a pair of hand cuffs, showing them to Misato. "Jeez, Ryouji... we *just* used those last night! Couldn't you come up with something a little more.." Misato was cut off by another soul absorbing kiss. She felt Kaji take each wrist, cuffing them together on the steel headboard above her head. Kaji kissed her deeply, surveying her mouth with his strong, talented tongue. And then, he got off her and the bed. "Hey! Where do you think you're going?" "To get the door, of course." he said, smiling that same charming smile. "That's funny.. I didn't hear any doorbell.." Misato muttered to herself. She pulled experimentally at the cuffs. They were on tight, there was no way that she could free herself. The bedroom door opened again, Kaji walked in and smiled at his bound girlfriend. "What are you smiling at? Get over here and undo these, Ryouji-baka-kun!" Kaji stayed standing in the middle of the room, still watching her. Then, Ritsuko walked into the room. "Ah, Misato.. so *this* is what you've been up to. Should've known." Ritsuko sighed. "These," she placed a Toshiba notebook computer on a nearby dresser, "are your notes for the past week. Don't do this again." She stared into Misato's eyes, only somewhat mock sternly. Misato merely nodded, unable to speak. "Misato... you know that I told you that I wouldn't take any more of this from you.." Misato nodded nervously. "And, I told you that if you made me do your school work for you, that I would be *very* upset with you." Misato nodded again. Ritsuko smiled predatorily. "Now, it's time that I got something out of this friendship, Katsuragi.." Kaji stepped out of Ritsuko's way, winking. Ritsuko watched Kaji lean against a wall, and then turned her interest to the handcuffed girl on the bed. Ritsuko smiled as Misato squirmed, wide-eyed, in her bonds. She removed her white men's style shirt slowly, revealing her lacy white bra to the room. Then, Ritsuko loosened and stepped out of her modest straight cut brown skirt, still smiling. "Ri... Ritsuko! What are you doing?" Misato found her voice as Ritsuko's hand found her right thigh. "What, you don't know? I thought that you and Ryouji-san here were lovers... that *is* what you're doing here, away from class, ne?" Misato nodded, blushing and looking away from Ritsuko's smug face, only to look into Kaji's smug face. "Well then," Ritsuko's hand found Misato's moistness painfully slowly and caused a small moan to escape from Misato's lips. She looked back to a smiling Kaji, "I see that you got her nice and ready for me." Kaji bowed gracefully. Ritsuko turned back to the flushed girl in front of her, and smiled with a gleam in her eyes. "Misato-saaaan!" "Iiyyaaaa!" Misato bolted upright in her bath, splashing some water to meet the tiled bathroom floor. She blinked and looked around her, she realized that she was only remembering the past. As she looked into the steadily clouding water that she was immersed in, she came to the quick conclusion that she was remembering a little too well. "Hey, Misato-san! Are you okay in there?" Shinji's voice asked from behind the bathroom door. Then she heard two other boys' voices repeat the same. She smiled, it was Suzuhara-kun and Aida-kun. Misato regained her composure quickly. "Um, yeah. I'm fine!" she said cheerfully. "What did you want, Shinji-kun?" "Um, there's.. uh, a telephone call for you.." "Eh? Who is it?" "Uh, I don't.. um, know. They said that it was important." Shinji said, hearing the voice in the telephone say 'Good job, kid. Don't let her know that it's me.' Misato got out of the bathtub, and wrapped a towel around her wet body. She flung the door open, startling Shinji, and giving both Kensuke and Touji projectile nosebleeds. Misato took the phone from Shinji's ear. "This is Katsuragi..." "Hey babe, I bet you were just thinking about me.." Misato got a sour look on her face. "Listen, Kaji..." "No, Katsuragi. You listen for a moment... please." "Okay.. but make it quick." "Remember when I walked you home from the wedding?" "You were thinking that I would forget about all of that.." "No, but I had to ask anyway... Mi-chan." "Oh.. Ka.. Ryouji-kun..." * * * Closing song: Rei I: BGM Yes, I know that the OP and ED songs are very different... big whoop. Same Closing animation as original series, except Misato forcibly boots Rei out, and starts to spin. Author notes: I know, I know, I know! I was REALLY REALLY TOTEMO late on this one. I didn't realize how many people read my lemons until I got a ton of e-mail from people about part 4. Thanks everyone for being there and giving me support. Misa-chan appreciates it a lot. ^_^ Also, I will be re-writing the entire series once I'm finished with it. Consider these to be rough drafts. The best is surely to come. (pun? ^_^) English Title: (Flashback! Returning to the Original College?) This was a *small* pun regarding the ending song to the Death:Rebirth movie. (Kokoro yo Genshii ni Modore: Returning the Original Heart) About the Touji/Hikari bed scene that was not shown in part two.. it still has an author, but I need to kick Phillip Masters in the butt a few times to kickstart his writing. That reminds me.. GET WORKING ON F^3 ANGEL, WILLYA?!!! Ahem. The idea for a Ritsuko/Gendou lemon was gracefully (or maybe not so) shot down by replies. Well, that makes me feel better.. I didn't want to write one anyways. It was hard enough for me to write what I did in the previous installment of the Misato Chronicles... and it was painful, let me tell you. Gendou is not one of the beautiful people. ^_^ Some Japanese used and some references: No Japanese used in this lemon (except for the trailer below. Gambatte means "Good luck" or "Don't give up." No animals were harmed in the production of this lemon fanfic. Pen-Pen was not used, and will never be used in Misato's lemons, so don't ask! ^_^ Misato's voice: Jikai! Kuronikuru no Misato-chan! (translation: Next! The Misato Chronicles!) Part 4 B: A Cold Scientist's Thesis (Title pending audience approval) What? You say you want more? And have the author put it out sooner? Alright, you're getting what you want.. more Ritsuko and Misato action! (And there was much rejoicing... yay.) What's this? Kaji and Misato might be getting back together? After so long? Hang on Misato! Stay true to your heart, gambatte. Release date: As soon as possible, or two weeks after the end of the universe. No promises this time. ^_^ Katsuragi Misato yuna@csnsys.com http://www.csnsys.com/yuna/