Yuffie's Chocobo
By: EvlRaichu  aka: Crunchie, Goescrunch
Email:  CrunchieChan@yahoo.com
The disclaimer: I do not own the characters in any fashion. This is a 
perverted  parody of Final Fantay 7, a cool RPG game for the PSX by 
Square. They kick butt.  Buy their games! :) Also, look at hentai*
*Hentai is japanese for pervert, or things of a perverted/erotic nature... 
ie: nudes and sexual pics...


	Yuffie was hopping up and down excitedly as Cloud and Tifa brought 
forth the pretty new chocobo that was to be hers.  "Thank you so much!" 
she exclaimed, "This is so nice after all that I've..."  Cloud held up a 
hand and frowned.  She hung her head, knowing full well he was still a 
bit pissed from all those times she had ripped them off.  She glanced 
over at the pretty green chocobo that was standing by the Highwind.  He 
looked very regale, calm, and like he could outrun anything that would 
ever try to harm him.  She ran over and began to lead him inside.  "C'mon 
DrahEm Kcuf, time to go to your new room!" she exclaimed.  Tifa shook her 
head and said, "She certainly is infatuated with it isn't she?"  Cloud 
smirked, "Face it, she's been a thief most her life.  Exactly how many 
friends do you suppose she has that would give her something valuable?"  
Tifa smiled and nodded, her breasts bouncing jovially all the while.  
They then followed her into the Highwind.

	Later, after a good meal and some drinks, the adults decided to 
kick back for some rest.  Tifa snatched Clouds hand and drug him away to 
some dark corner of the ship, Yuffie vanished off with several crew 
members and Barrett, Vincent departed to his room to "meditate" alone, 
and Cid was left by himself at the table.  He looked around at the empty 
seats and realized just how lonely he was.  He stood and walked over to a 
window to watch the great expanse of land below them flying by.  The 
world, he thought, the entire world was just flying by, and he was 
alone....  He sighed and concentrated on the world below him, trying to 
become one with it.  Movement caught his eye.  Below was a small group of 
chocobos running.  He then felt this strange feeling course through him.  
He felt suddenly a sort of kinship to these beasts of burden.  He then 
remembered Yuffie's chocobo, DrahEm Kcuf.  He turned and left for the 
stable.
	He entered the stable and stared long and hard at the pretty green 
chocobo.  It was curled up and sleeping, a sweet and innocent expression 
on it's feathered face.  Cid quietly stepped nearer it so as to get a 
better view of it.  He then felt a stirring within, and warmth spreading 
through him.  His face was beginning to burn, and he couldn't resist the 
urge to step over and touch it lightly on it's head.  DrahEm Kcuf's head 
jerked up and he chirped softly.  Cid jumped ever so slightly, he hadn't 
meant to wake it.  He then stroked it's head once more.  It nuzzled his 
hand and warbled neath it's breath.  Ever so slightly Cid's breathing 
increased, and his heart rate rose.  "Such a pretty chocobo," he muttered 
quietly.  He stood up and moved over to where the supplies were on the 
wall.  He took down a muzzle, one that was normally reserved for wild and 
noisy chocobo, and gently placed it on DrahEm Kcuf's beak.  He fastened 
it tightly behind the chocobo's head.  A lil too tight, for the poor 
things eyes misted with tears for a moment.  It stood and looked to Cid.  
He stared back at the chocobo for a moment, rubbing his abdomen and 
thinking to himself, his thoughts all jumbled into nothing but noise now.  
He began swaying and humming.  A moment passed, and he turned and pulled 
out straps meant for restraining incredibly violent chocobo.  He then 
went to work restraining DrahEm Kcuf.

	Finally it stood there, unable to move or cry out.  It looked over 
to Cid nervously.  Cid was now drooling ever so slightly and rubbing his 
crotch.  "Lonely," he mumbled, "I'm lonely pretty boy, are you lonely 
too?"  Cid unbuttoned his pants with his right hand while his left 
continued it's stroking.  He then slid them off onto the floor.  He stood 
behind the chocobo and ran his fingers through it's lovely green 
feathers.  He snatched a handful of feathers in his left hand and pulled 
a bit.  The chocobo tried to squawk, and at that time his right hand lead 
his meaty cock into it's rear.  It's eyes widened in fear and it's face 
contorted in pain.  It shivered as Cid's shaft tore into it's rectum.  In 
and out Cid went, slowly first, but then faster, more violent.  Cid paid 
no mind to the blood that was seeping out around his penis, he only cared 
for the moment.  He felt wonderful, he felt at one with nature and the 
chocobo.  "Yes..." he hissed quietly, his voice taking on a more hateful 
tone, "Lonely damn bird!"  He gripped it's feathers with both hands and 
pulled it toward him.   Green feathers were floating on the air about 
him.  He giggled to himself as he saw them glimmering in the last rays of 
daylight.  His head was spinning, he felt like he was becoming apart from 
himself.  He felt the warm trickle of the blood going down his legs, and 
smelled it's arousing scent.  "You love me bird..." he cooed evilly.  
DrahEm Kcuf's head was drooping slightly, it was on the verge of passing 
out.  Cid saw this and grabbed the feathers of it's head and pulled it 
way back so that he could whisper to it.  "Don't you go out on me," he 
said, "or I'll hurt you.  Heh, lonely chocobo, I'm lonely too."  He then 
began to choke it slightly as he pounded violently into the poor thing.  
The blood was now pouring out, and it's rectum was beginning to puff out, 
swollen, painful.  Finally Cid came, semen and blood poured out in a 
disgusting pink mixture.  At this same time the chocobo's own penis, 
which had hardened against it's will shot off.  It's semen sprayed it's 
own and Cid's feet.  Cid breathed a sigh of relief and slumped against 
the chocobo which fell immediately into a faint.  After a moment he wiped 
down, and removed all the restraints from the chocobo.  He dressed and 
went back to the dining area to take a nap.  

	Yuffie's scream brought everyone else running.  The chocobo had 
come half awake and was dragging itself across the floor to her.  Blood 
was still leaking out from behind it, and it's intestines were poking 
out.  Cloud clamped a hand over his mouth in shock.  Tifa grabbed Yuffie 
and they turned away.  Yuffie was shaking, apparently in shock.  Barrett 
stood gaping, then yelled, "What the hell happened?!"  Cloud shook his 
head, unable to fathom a reply.  Vincent leaned against the doorway, an 
odd expression on his face.  'What's that smell?' he thought to himself, 
'It smells like..'  He then shook his head and scanned the room quickly.  
Some of the blood seemed to be mixed with an odd whitish substance.  He 
shook his head and quietly left the room.  He followed the sound of Cid's 
snoring.  He could still hear Yuffie's hysteric sobs, and the sympathetic 
cries coming from Tifa.  He could also hear Clouds kind words, and 
Barrett explaining that it was dying and would need to be put down.  
Finally, Vincent entered the dining area.  Cid was curled up under the 
table with the most blissful and peaceful smile upon his face.  He looked 
nothing like the Cid they usually saw.  He could have been an innocent 
angel.  Vincent then smelled a familiar scent again, this time it was 
blood.  He smelled the chocobo's blood, and it's source was Cid........