General Lemon Warnings Apply.  Only people who are 18 years of age and older,
and people who enjoy a good lemon fanfic, can read this.

General Copyright Acknowledgements Apply.  The characters come from The King
of Fighters and are the property of SNK (true crowned champions of fighting style
videogame making).

General Relocation Acknowledgements Apply.  This story will be based in
Sacramento, California, since I've never been in Japan.  Japan is such a beautiful
place, but I have to get there by plane, and I hate taking planes.

General "What Ups" To Other Fanfic Writers Apply.  Deuce, another fellow fanfic
writer, claims that there are to many "Tear Off The Clothes And Fuck-Fuck-Fuck"
lemons out there.  Maybe my stuff can be categorized in that section, maybe not. 
You be the judge, then.  Read this story and tell me what you think.

             "I Kensou, You Kensou, We All Kensou!"
              Another King of Fighters Lemon Story
               By Shinji, The 10 o'Clock Assassin

     Sie Kensou, slacker, show-off, easy-going fellow, master of the combined
techniques of Wu Shu and Kung Fu.  A boy with enough power to unleash such
attacks like "The Super Bullet" and "The Mighty Bun."  During the King of Fighters
Tournament, he joins the powerful Wu Shuist and songstress Athena Asamaya and
hard-punching drunkard Chin Genzai in combating evil wherever it lurks and
entertaining fans throughout the world.  Natural fighter, excelent combatant, and all
around fighter for good!  All that...  But he can't raise his high school grades up from
a C+.
     Yes, Sie Kensou is a slacker.  A guy who waits for the last minute to do things. 
A guy who hates practicing martial arts because it's "hard."  A guy who thinks the
world owes him a living.  A guy who'd rather enjoy life than getting into fights and
end up getting bruised.  A guy who would've just up and went if it weren't for... the
true classic beauty and purity of his teammate, Athena.
     Athena, such beauty and sweetness would be illegal in middle eastern
countries.  Her name rings as pure as fresh mountain air, her figure is that of an
angel.  Sie would give his life in order to bask in her greatness and splendor.  There's
only one problem, though.  She doesn't like him.  She won't even look at him.  She
only has eyes for Kyo Kusanagi, the flame-weilding, cool-looking fighter
extraordinaire.  And let's not forget that Kyo's MORE POWERFUL THAN Mr.
Kensou, and can KICK HIS ASS anyday!
     Yes, my friends and foes.  Sie Kensou, slacker, show-off, fighter, dreamer. 
The guy who thinks Mt. Everest is the biggest set of tits in the world...

     "DING!"
     "Start Again."
     A man dressed in a rabbit suit comes in and waves at the audience...

     Sie Kensou, slacker, show-off, fighter, dreamer.  The guy who's only wish is to
get layed with the beautiful psychic princess, but his dream will never see the light
of day.  The guy who will probably never get laid.  Until that very day...

     Sie walks home from Sacramento High School one day, wondering how upset
his guardian, Chin, will be when he sees his grades.  "*Six C's in a row!  I must be a
fuckin' genius!  NOT!!*" was one of his thoughts going through his heads.
     He makes it to his home in Oak Park and finds Chin on the porch downing
the Chinese equivilant of Nighttrain.  After he finishes, he notices Sie with a sad
look on his face.
     "Grade time again, boy?  Let me see them grades," he says drunkenly.  Sie
hands him the papers, and the old man takes a look...  And takes a closer look... 
(Heavy drinking messes your brain and vision up.)
     "I've got six C's in a row, Chin." he says in a shallow voice.
     "Six C's?!  IS THAT ALL?!" the drunk old man shouted.  "Why, back in my
day, I knew a kid so poor in his grades that he got kicked out of school!  It was like
he didn't wanna learn!  And what became of him during his day?!  Well, he wasn't
no slouch!  One time damn near became president of China!  He had the guts and
the disposition..."
     All poor Sie could do is create a bunch of sweatdrops on his head.
     "What I'm tryin' to say is that you shouln't worry so much about yer grades. 
You're a good kid and do yer work well.  You only start to worry when yer teachers
plan to kick you out."
     "Why, thank you, Chin..."
     "Which reminds me.  Some kid from your school...  Um...  I think his name
was Chris, Priss, whatever...  He's invitin' you to some party about somethin' or
rather!"
     "*Chris*" Sie wondered.  He'd never heard of that name...  "*Wait!  I
know!*" Chris is in his English class.  The kid who likes to listen to his walkman
when he's not being crammed with info.  He said he's the drummer of a band called
the "New Faces."  Sie would've fought him and his "New Faces" crew in the KoF
Tournament if it wasn't for sheer luck.  Chin hands him the paper saying where and
when the party's gonna be.
     "Go out and have a little fun once and a while!  You're young enough!  I bet
ya this party will get yer mind off Athena for a while!"  (Athena.  There's that name
being spoken once more.)  "You should hook up with one of these pretty girls they
got up there!"
     Pretty girls?  Sie's thought in his mind is that no other pretty girl would
replace the suttle beauty of Athena Asamaya.  And he'll go to this party to prove
this theory.

     The next day, Sie gets off of Bus 5 along South Land Park Drive.  He walks
about half a mile to a large and gorgeous home on that road.  It's painted light green
and dark green, and it's garage door is open.  He goes to the door and bravely
knocks on it.  A couple seconds go by until someone answers the door.  And who else
was to answer it but that tall, muscular, white-haired majesty of masculinity Yashiro
Nanakase.
     "Yashiro?!"
     Ten seconds of silence passed by since the two fighters have met outside the
tournament for the first time.
     "You're Sie...  Sie Kensou...  Right?"
     Our hero nods.
     "Well...  Come on in.  You're just in time."  Yashiro lets him into the
immense living room.  It's two tables are full of snacks and drinks.  Loud music,
made by the that "New Faces" band is being played on a CD.  (Think Duran-Duran. 
It's an old-school band.  We're going way back.)  The air reeks of a party that should
happen, but isn't.  Chris, the spunky little fighter, walks in from the kitchen.
     "Welcome, welcome!" Chris says to Sie.  "As you can see, our party's... not
getting much under way.  We're suppose to have a lot of people here, but for some
reason... you're the only one who came."
     "Had... this... ever happen before?" asks the confused Sie.
     "No.  Never.  Not at all.  This house was built to have lots of people parading
through.  And they came to our other party beforehand.  I mean, I don't know
what's going on!"
     Sie takes this time to sit on the plush couch, grab some Ritz cracker snacks,
and munch down.  He also takes some Pepsi into a cup and sips on it.  Shermie
comes from out of the hallway looking her very best as always.
     "Aren't we suppose to be getting more people than this?" she asks.
     Sie catches a glimpse of her and...  The image of Athena Asamiya crackles and
then breaks apart!  Shermie!  What a devilishly ravishing sight to see!  Bangs
covering her eyes!  Dangerous curves!  And of course her choice of attire!  He could
hear her whole body screaming "Fuck me!"
     Sie stands straight up, walks to this ravishing woman, and, with star-studded
eyes staring at hers through her hair, voices his statement.  "Hi.  I'm Sie Kensou. 
And I just wanna rip your clothes off and make wild, passionate sex with you!"
     Now, normally, any woman with a brickwall of pride would slap a loser like
Sie to next Thursday.  But not Shermie.  She will admit to having a body that is in
every man's wet dream.  If you're lucky enough to ask Ryuji Yamazaki about it, he'll
say, "You should try her ass.  It's the best!"  Ask Shermie about the whereabouts of
Mr. Yamazaki and she'll gladly tell you that he's in a hospital somewhere in China,
under major surgery, regretting that he'd ever combined the words "Shermie" and
"Fuck" in the same track of mind.
     She *grins* at him (like a snake grins at it's prey before swallowing it whole). 
"Is it alright, Yashiro?" she asks her boyfriend.
     "Well, since we only have one party goer, I say,  Why not.'  She's all yours,
Sie." answers Yashiro.
     And with that, Shermie guides the lovestruck Sie into her room.
     "Well, Yashiro, shall we clean up?" asks cute little Chris.
     But Yashiro pulls out one of the new CD's he and his crew have gotten from
the Tower music store on Broadway.  "Well, first off, I wanna hear this...  Brother... 
Linch...  Lunch..."
     "Brotha Lynch Hung!  He's Sacramento's best local rapper on the block.  We
met him on tour.  Remember?"
     "Uh...  No."

     Shermie pulls down Sie's shorts and underwear to reveal one large, throbbing
dick.  She jerks on it for a little while asking Sie once if he wants to go into her
mouth, with him nodding in anticipation.  At that she takes his largeness into her
mouth, licking his tip and jerking on his length.  Then she licks on his balls and up
and down his cock.  Then back into her mouth again.  "C'mon!  Give it to me!" she
breaths out as she licks on his head.  With all this action down below Sie could not
hold back.  He busted off, shooting into her mouth and onto her face.  Some of his
come got onto her shirt as well.
     Shermie was just getting warmed up.  After she leads Sie to the floor, she has
him pull off her panties and shows him her perfectly pink, sopping wet place.  Sie
was about to lose it, filling again with potential energy and wanting a way to release
it.  "Lick my clit, boy." orders Shermie as she shoves his head onto her pussy lips. 
He goes forth and licks at her cunt...
     "*Hmmm...  Tastes different.  Doesn't taste like anything they said...*"
     "Oh!  Oohh!  That feels so good!  Oohh, that's goo...  OHH!!  That's better! 
AAHH!!"
     "*But if it's good for her, I guess I shouldn't look a gifted horse in the
mouth.*"
     He continues on licking her clit, and sticking his fingers in and out of her
cunt.  She moans loudly as he goes until she moans her loudest.  She finally comes
and a flood of wetness comes gushing out of her cunt.  Sie continues on licking her
clit, getting her wet stuff on his hand, until she tells him to stop.
     Shermie brings Sie towards and over her body.  "And now comes the fun
part."  She guides his cock near her sopping pussy, and he instintively pushes it in. 
THIS is Sie's first pussy.  And it feels warm and slippery and so good on his cock. 
He gets her up and on top of the bed next to them, and he starts ramming her to
the hilt.
     As he rams her, he unbuttons her shirt to reveal her large breasts.  They were
so big and ample.  He grabs a hold of one of them and licks the other with his
tongue.  Shermie moans ever so sexily and loudly as Sie fucks her with his natural
hardest.  "*This is it!*" he thought.  "*This is the woman I want to be with for the
rest of my life!  I want to stay like this forever!*"  But, evidently, his wish cannot
come true.
     "I'M CUMMING!!"  He explodes into her, shooting his manhood into her
cunt.  Shermie comes as well, feeling the gooey cum inside her hole.  Sie collapse on
top of her, his head between her large breasts.  Both of the lovemakers are tired and
spent.  But Sie feels weaker somewhat, unable to get up...

     "Well.  I see you're enjoying yourself, Sie."  It's Yashiro's voice coming from
Shermie's phone.  "Out of all the ways of collecting chi from a fighter, this is the
easiest way."
     Sie, still weak, is in sudden shock.  He tries to speak but is suddenly muffled
with one of Shermie's breasts.
     "Let me explain," continues Yashiro.  "When someone's totally into what
one's doing, say like exercising or fighting, that person exerts a lot of energy.  We
then collect that energy."
     "W...  Whyyyy?!" is the only word Sie could form from his feeble state.
     "Simple.  We're gonna try and release the all-mighty Orochi from his sleep
again."
     Now, this is it.  Sie knew that he's trapped and there's nothing he can do.  He
only wanted to get laid with a beautiful girl, and now he's gonna end up dying. 
Shermie, with that evil snake grin, rolls him over and sits on top of him, cock still in
her pussy.
     "You should be privilaged, Sie." purrs Shermie.  "It's not everyday that you
get to die with a beautiful woman having sex with you.  Now, be a nice boy and get
your thing hard once more."
     Unable to remember anything but the woman in front of him, there's nothing
for him to do but comply.  The evil, grinning snake lady does the nasty with him
once again.  But suddenly, there's a sound of the door busting open, and several
sounds of punches and kicks throughout the house.  Sie is beginning to wonder who
would come to his rescue, if it is a rescue.  Shermie's as confused, but continues to
fuck him.
     The sounds of fighting stop, and the bedroom door busts open.  It's none
other than Chizuru Kagura, holder and participator of the 1997 King of Fighters
Tournament, holding a bunch of talismans in her hand and looking very angry.
     "Oh, it's you." Shermie says as she gets off from Sie.  "You're the one who's
been driving people away from us!"
     "That's right, evil spawn of Orochi!" says Chizuru.  "I will not let you take
this child away from this world!"
     That's all Sie could hear and see before he goes into deep sleep...

     When Sie wakes up he finds himself in the back seat of a car.  It's Chizuru's,
and as he can see the car's at the parking lot of Garcia Bend Park near the
Sacramento River.  Chizuru's still angry.
     "So, Kensou," she asks.  "How does it feel to have sex with one of the
Orochi?"
     "Uh...  Actually if feels pretty good." he answers.
     "Now, why would you want to sink this low to satisfy yourself.  Didn't you
know who these people are?"
     "I thought they were clear of that Orochi mess.  How was I suppose to know."
     This dumbfounds Miss Kagura.  "Well, I got your chi back into you.  So try
not to lose it again.  And also try not to meet up with these evil people again. 
Understand?"
     "Yes, ma'am."
     She drives our hero back to his home that night.  He gets out of the car, walks
up the porch, and unlocks the door to go into the house.  He then finds Chin and
Athena, watching football and drinking beer.  (Athena Asamiya, the most beautiful
girl ever to come from Japan [second to Shermie, of course ^_^], drinking beer??!!)
     Athena turns around to see him, then stands straight up with a start.  "SIE!! 
OUT OF ALL THE LOUSY, NO-GOOD PEOPLE I'VE MET, YOU'VE GOTTA BE
THE WORST!!" she yells.  "WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!!"  (Obviously she's
gotten a wind of what has been happening with Sie.)
     "Well, a guy's gotta think for himself now and again!" Sie snaps back.  "I can't
just be stagnated and dream about you all the time!"
     "But how could you?  I came home feeling sad and lonely.  Kyo just dumped
me for some other girl.  THAT HURT!  THAT REALLY FUCKING HURT!!"  (She's
drunk.)
     "Well, what do you want me to do?" asks Sie.
     "I want you to wipe away the pain!  And I want you to do it right now!"
     With that, she grabs him by the arm and drags him to his room, slamming
the door behind her.  Sounds of protest and ripping clothes can be heard, followed
by sounds of humping and moaning.
     Chin's still on the floor watching football and drinking.  "Ah, young love," he
says.  "Cash may rule, but it's love that populates the globe."

     Yes, people.  Sie Kensou; slacker, show-off, fighter, lover, Mt. Everest
climber...

     "DING!"
     "Start Again."
     A man dressed in a rabbit suit comes in again and waves at the audience...

                        The (Happy?) End
                                
     Well, there you have it.  Another fine product of the TyC! Pl@n$ Production. 
To tell you the truth, this is actually harder than it seems.  You cannot do a truly
terrific lemon fanfic without getting a stiffy.  It is HARD!!  (Doing lemons I mean.)
     Shermie is my most favorite character of all.  Her grappling moves are easier
to do than those of Zangief.  It's easier to do a Back to Forward joystick + Close
than to do a 360 degrees joystick + Close.  (Boy!  Someday I'll have to go up to
Capcom and kick someone up there in the ass while I tell them about these moves.) 
Why she is a Suck character fighting-wise, with Suck footsweeps and Suck light
punches, I'll never know.  I think she makes a better boxer than a grappler.  She
looks gorgeous ^_^, but the whole "New Faces" team sucks and they suck worse
when in Orochi mode.
     Now that I've said my mind, I'll soon start on my second half of my Blue
Seed lemon.  Until then, have a Happy New Year.  Big ups to Katsuragi Misato,
Vegeta, Deuce, someone that did "Makoto's Harem," all those hentai fanfic writers,
and you, the reader.  And of course, all comments and so forth go to
tycplans@pacbell.net