Benjamin Tyree III b.k.a. Shinji Ikari The 10 o'Clock Assassin Terror-Dack-Chill/Mobile Otaku Band/Davis Anime Club tyree3@pacbell.net WARNING: This fanfic contains adult situations and coarse language. Viewer's discretion is advised. All characters herein are 18 years of age or older. Author's Ramblings: I've seen the synopsis for The End Of Evangelion, and frankly I'm appauled. I can't believe that Shinji would stoop that low; jerking off in front of a comatose Asuka when he could've just stuck it in her. And then, he makes the choice to destroy everyone on the planet and only have himself, and his "Queen of Fuckin' Everything" rival, still living on it. Second Case, Episode 20. After 33 days of stuck in LCL, the Action NERV Team finally manages to bring Shinji back to the 3-Dimensional plane. But who really goes out for a party? MISATO!! And not with our little hero here! NOOOOO!! It's with the Mack of Melons KAJI!! [Hehe! He said "melons." Hehe!] [BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!] STAY DEAD! The point is that this show would be a whole lot better if it had some real fan service. Not just cheap panty shots or sexual innuendoes. And not just boobs either. I'm talking about the kind of fan service you might in a Soft Cel production. You know? Where the hero gets involved, the heroine gets involved, the side characters get involved, the bad guys, the people in charge, the neighbors... Everyone gets his donut dunked and her socket plugged in at least once during the show. And the viewers can see it so we know that it happened. It's alright for Anno to prove a point, and EVA is still my favorite show. But I betcha his show would be a lot more popular if everyone, even Fuyutsuki, could sling the F now and then. Alright! Enough ramblings! IT'S TIME FOR SOME ASSASSINATIONS!! * * * * * * * * * * [King of Fighters 95 music starts playing.] "It's time for the Los Rios Community College District's Annual Anime Mega-Crossover Championship Fighting Tournament. We encourage all new and old contenders to participate. Good Luck!" Chizuru Kagura [Eyecatch] Shinji Ikari, dressed up in Iori Yagami's attire; his back to the screen showing a portrait of a tornado on the back of his vest. A tree with its branches and leaves swaying gently with the breeze is in the background. * * * * * * * * * * KING NEON SUCCESSOR REPORT! (OUSHIN SENKAN HAKUSHO!) _|_ - / - / _|__ - / _|__ - / /\ /__ - /_ | /| === -/ / | / / / | / / \ / / -/ _| | _| / / |__ / / _| / / \ / / _| O Assignment 1: Party All Night *Everytime I thought about it... The roads end to the fact that it was a bad idea.* Shinji Ikari 19 Japanese Hollywood Park, Sacramento 3, North California Security Officer at Packard Bell/NERV Ancient Yagami Martial Arts + Wind Control (taught straight from Iori Yagami) Note: Made a wish to make love to beautiful women. The Friday morning before hand... Gendo: Your mother and I are going to take Asuka to the New Alameda Mecha Station. Yui: Asuka had such a high synch ratio. It's too bad you didn't make the try-outs. You would've been able to come along. Shinji: It's alright, mom. Piloting giant robots just isn't my thing. Asuka: You're such a LOSER, stupid Shinji! You'll never amount to anything with an attitude like that! Shinji: Well I may live a lot longer than your skinny ass will! Asuka: Oh, gee! I'm so scared! How can I be a match against someone who's beaten Ryuji Yamazaki, Kyo Kusanagi, Rally Vincent, and Canibus in the same day?! GIVE ME A FREAKING BREAK!! Shinji: For your information; I simply had to remove the gun from Rally's hand. And #2, Canibus wanted to prove how good he is in a fight. So, I showed him his weak-points. Gendo: You're going to be okay, taking care of the house alone? Shinji: Yes, dad. I'll be fine. Gendo: Just in case, I asked if your supervisor could keep you company. Kiddy Phenil is her name, right? Shinji: [His face then shows the true expression of shock.] *Asuka and my parents have left for New Alameda at around 4:00. My dad said that Kiddy's suppose to come in an hour... ~_~ Oh, I'm sorry. You're wondering why I'm worried? Well, Kiddy Phenil is NO Princess Di. She's been known to get drunk and totally make an ass out of herself. To make things worse, she's got a BIG ASS! And of course alcohol loves company. So she usually brings two or three friends with her, and they also make asses out of themselves. Usually, I'm not anywhere within their 50 mile radius. But when I get caught, I'm usually subdued into an entourage of drinking, sucking, fucking, plowwing, swallowing, and we usually end the day with vomit and hangovers. Not the type of party you want to have if you're a person like me.* Shinji starts into his homework, but he hears the doorbell and proceeds to answer it. He looks through the peephole and sees, in terror, a dark-skinned red-haired woman with a nasty grin. As soon as Shinji turns the knob, the woman uses her gigantic strength to fling it wide open and toss our hero to the ground. Kiddy: HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAA!! G'devening, mate! It's about time I get to hang with that great Yagami Assassin, eh?!! Kiddy Phenil 26 Austrailian (Aborigine) Elder Creek, Sacramento 3 Security Supervisor at Packard Bell/NERV Power-Based Attacks Note: At the age of 5, she took part in the Neosapian Experiment which gives her more strength. Shinji: Kiddy... Please don't tell me that you brung your drinking friends with you... Kiddy: (Evil Smile) Okay, mate! I won't! Natasha: And a lovely day to you, my sputnik. Shinji: HUH?!! Natasha Radinov 26 Ukrainian Pocket, Sacramento 3 Weaponsmith at Gunsmith Cats Gun Store Commando Sambo Note: Despite her attitude, she's actually good with children. Natasha: My-my-my. What a nice house you got, little boy. I never imagined that such a killer like you could own such a tasteful atmosphere. Shinji: It's my parents. So don't start going crazy, alright?! Hibiki: The FUCK we aren't, you little guppie! Hibiki Kennou 26 Japanese Elder Creek, Sacramento 3 "Waitress" at the Goldenrod Brawling-Style Karate Note: Ryuji Yamazaki's long-lost cousin Shinji: YOU!! YOU OF ALL PEOPLE!!! Hibiki: (Grabs Shinji by the collar and brings him close to her face.) Yeah, that's right! Thought you could escape from the likes of me, did ya?! (Shinji tenses up, expecting a fight.) Who would'a thought... A small-fry kicking Yamazaki's butt with the Yagami techniques... You carried yourself like a ballerina, and danced on him like he was kitchen tile... Kiddy gazed at the both of them as Natasha places a shopping bag on the kitchen counter. Hibiki: Well...! You know what they say over at SNK..! Better his ass than mine! Good work, Shin-Kicker! (Gives Shinji a good, hard swap to his back which almost makes him choke.) Shinji: (Coughing...) Look... I don't want you girls to cause any trouble... Kiddy: Now what kinda trouble do you expect from hot-looking chicks like us? Especially when we're just havin' a four-some. Shinji: A four-some. Natasha: Dah, my darling. Me, Kiddy, Hibiki, and "Nighttrain!" (Pulls out a bottle of alcoholic beverage.) Shinji: That's exactly what I'm talking about! Every time you women start drinking, the place starts getting trashed, things get ruined, and by the end of the day you guys start puking everywhere! I'M NOT GONNA ALLOW THAT TYPE OF CHAOS IN THIS HOUSE!! The three ladies stare at him like he's some sort of alien. And then... Hibiki: Why, you little guppie! I'll... (She's about to punch him square in the face, but Natasha grabs her by the arm.) Natasha: Hold on just a second, comrade. Now Shinji tells us that we shouldn't go "rowdy-rowdy" in his house. He has every right to lay the rules down. We are his guests. (Turns to face Shinji.) But what shall we do for fun instead? Huh? You're a lively young man surrounded by three beautiful ladies... I hope you don't have boardgames as your idea of fun. Shinji: (Starts turning red.) I don't know... I don't have any condoms on me... Natasha: (Puts her hand on his crotch and starts to feel his manhood hardening.) Now who needs these silly things? All we need is hands, mouthes, and tongues. (Pulls down his zipper and pulls out his cock.) Hmmmm... Not very big, but is very slender. Typical Japanese lumber. Natasha places his cock into her mouth and proceeds to suck on it. Hibiki and Kiddy draw closer to Shinji and cuddle him in their strong embrace. Shinji starts to enjoy it more as Natasha expertly pleases his cock, making it slick with her saliva. Hibiki: (Spitting on the right side of his face, then licking the spit off of him.) See, it's not just for nights anymore! Kiddy: (Opens her shirt and squeezes her cleavage against the left side of his face.) Just say when, mate. Then, we can all share. Shinji: Oh... Oh, yeah... Oh yeah...! Oh... Wait! Wait! I'm... Cu-cNNNNGH!! (His sperm shoots from out of his cock into Natasha's mouth.) Natasha: Mmmmmmmph! GULP! Gulp...! That's all? Hibiki: WHY YOU AMATEUR!! (Hits Shinji hard over the head.) Shinji: OWWW!! SORRY!! Kiddy: Yeah. That did hurt, didn't it? Here. These'll take care of your pain. Kiddy reaches into her shirt pocket and pulls out two pills. He takes the pills as Natasha hands him a glass of water. He takes the pills and downs the water. A few seconds later... He's suddenly hit with an adrenaline rush. His eyes bug out, steam blows out of his nostrils and ears, and his cock grows two sizes more. Shinji: AAAAAAAHHH!!! WHAT DID YOU JUST GIVE ME??!!! Kiddy: Nothin' really bad, mate. Just Natasha's home-made brand of Tylenol. Natasha: ...With just a tinted mix of Spanish Fly. Hibiki: HOLY SHIT!! Look at the size of his dick!! Natasha: The best part is that this cucumber will stay up all night. Kiddy: Okay! Lets drag him into the room! IT'S PARTY TIME!! After the three ladies drag our helpless hero into his bedroom, they immediately start their "Pussy Party." Shinji's being subjected to every sexual position within the "Kama Sutra" book. Cunnilingus, fellatio, breast-sex, anal-sex, "doggy-style..." This has gone on for six-plus hours. He's been able to give all three ladies multiple orgasms whilst his semen flew out of his cock and into their mouths, pussies, asses, etc... * * * * * * * * * * _|_ - / - / _|__ - / _|__ - / /\ /__ - /_ | /| === -/ / | / / / | / / \ / / -/ _| | _| / / |__ / / _| / / \ / / _| O KING NEON SUCCESSOR REPORT! It Hurts So Bad, I'm Starting To Have Whiplash! * * * * * * * * * * When they were all done, the alarm clock claims that it's 11:30. All the ladies are deep in their slumber. But Shinji's eyes are bloodshot red and beady. He's unable to go to sleep because of his Spanish Fly buzz; his cock still in full mass. Shinji: (Laying between the cum-stained, sweaty mess of Kiddy and Natasha.) [This is nuts. I can't go on like this.] (Staring at his cock.) [You just had to wish for sex, did you?] After two hours, Shinji's still unable to sleep. He decides to try to get rid of his buzz by fucking. He moves the loudly-snoring Kiddy to her back and position his weapon at her raw enterance. With indiscriminate force he forces himself into her. As he slams his hips against hers, her thunderous snore is sometimes interrupted by loud, dreamy moans. After making Kiddy come twice, he finally goes off and shoots his seed into her raw, drenched pussy. Shinji: That oughta do it. (Pulls himself out to find that he's still hard.) DAMMIT! Shinji decides to fill Hibiki with it. He positions her body and gets himself ready. He shoves himself in, and slams it as hard as he naturally can into her. While his actions are doing little to lessen his buzz, it sends the sleeping Hibiki into another zone. Hibiki: Oh... yeah... Your dick is so big and hard... Yes... Aaaahh... AAAAHH...! Ooohh... Like an incubus Shinji makes her come in her sleep. But he's very irate. As he gets ready to blow, he takes his cock out and puts the tip of it into her mouth. He jerks off violently and spews his hot white milk for the umpteenth time into Hibiki's unsuspecting mouth. Still taking it as part of her dream, she licks his cock and takes some of what he gave her. Shinji looks at his cock, which still won't go limp, and decides that it's time to get drastic. Shinji: (Looks over to the slumbering Natasha.) [You. It's your fault that I'm still wide awake and horny. I will not show any mercy on you...] Shinji takes some Vaseline and rubs it along his length. Then he takes some of it and sticks it into Natasha's anus. Natasha: (Still in her slumber.) Uuuuhh... Doctor... Are you sure about this anal probe....? Shinji places the head of his cock at the enterance of her ass. Spreading her cheeks wide, the slowly shoves it in, inch after inch. He hears her moan in a mixture of pleasure and pain. When he manages to get it all in, he starts plowing her ass with it. Shinji places some intence pressure on her ass; more than enough to make her snap out of her sleep and scream in pain and agony. But she isn't screaming. She isn't even waking up. Shinji tries to doggy-style on her ass, but he comes to fast to really get himself into it. He fires load after load into her burning rectum. Shinji: (Heavy breathing.) Alright... That... Ought... to get rid of it... He pulls his rod out of Natasha's deflowered hole only to find that it's still as hard as a rock. And worse; it's still cumming. The semen flies all over her ass and onto the floor. Shinji couldn't take it any more as he falls to the floor, still wide-eyed and cum drooling from his focet, and goes into a small coma. Morning... 6:15. Shinji's on the floor, naked, still in his Spanish Fly buzz. He looks around the room. Kiddy's still asleep and covered with semen. So is Hibiki and Natasha. He can hear his mother in the upstairs hallway... Shinji: [HOLY SHIT!! MOM'S HERE!!] Yui: I wonder if Shinji's asleep in his... (Opens the door and takes in the view of the whole human disaster area.) Shinji: Uh... Hi, mom. I didn't realized you were coming in earlier... Yui: (Still in shock from seeing Shinji and his friends totally nude.) I... called... Didn't you... get the message...? Shinji: S... sorry, mom... I was up all night doing... doing uuuhhh... Shinji tries to find the best way to explain what has happened as his mom suddenly gets fixated on Shinji's incredible, throbbing member. Drool starts to appear along her mouth. Yui: Shinji, my son... (Comes into the room, closing the door behind her.) There will be time enough to explain everything to me. But first, this morning wood has to go. Shinji: It's not my fault! These three sex-fiends forced me to take some Spanish Fly and I couldn't get rid of it since. Yui: Well, it's up to your old mother to save the day again. (Grabs a hold of his cock and gently rubs on it.) Shinji: Mother... I... don't... see... how... His protests are cut short as Yui takes him into his mouth. She slowly sucks on it, rubbing his balls with her warm hand, then licks along his length with her tongue. Shinji finally gives up and gets lost to the feeling. Yui, seeing that his son has calmed down, slowly takes his monster into her mouth and proceeds to deep-throat him. Shinji is about to lose it and moans loudly. Yui: Here, Shinji. This is guaranteed to make your manhood shrink. Now, I want you to lay on the bed... Shinji does as he's ordered as his mother lays on his lap. She then opens her legs wide to reveal her white frilly panties and her grey satin hosiery under her short skirt. She smoothes his throbbing cock along her underwear as Shinji starts to go nuts. Yui tells him to look there as she jerks him off as hard as she could. Shinji's hands feel around her panties and stockings. He then loses it as the tip of his cock explodes, spewing gallon upon hot white sticky gallon of cum along her panties, her stockings, and her exposed thighs. Yui bends over to Shinji and kisses him on the lips as he continuously spews his liquid all over his mother's unmentionables. Yui: Mmmmm... That feels so good... That's the area from whence you came from, my son. Shinji: (His hands still all over Yui's moistened area.) Oh mom, I wanna be like this forever... (Feels on his cock to find that it's shrunk some.) Wow! You finally did it! I though it was never gonna go away! Yui: It's just all in the matter of how you do it. Now, as for that explination... Shinji: Yes, mom. Yui: And I want you to clean this room up, today. I don't want to come back in and have it reek of sex. Alright? Shinji: Yes, mom. Yui: And Shinji... (Reaches over to his shrunken soldier and, with her moistened area, manages to get one last squirt of semen onto her.) I want you to clean this area. Right now! Shinji: Yes, mom. Sure. Yui: With your TONGUE!! Shinji: HUH??!! [This is going to be another long, horrible weekend.] End of Assignment 1 * * * * * * * * * * Written by Shinji Ikari The 10 o'Clock Assassin. Shinji Ikari and crew from "Neon Genesis Evangelion" appear courtesy of Gainax. Kiddy Phenil from "Silent Mobius TV" appears courtesy of Kadokawa Shoten. Natasha Radinov from "Gunsmith Cats" appears courtesy of Kodansha. Hibiki Kennou from "My Dear Marie" appears courtesy of Shuseisha. All other characters belong to their respectful owners and companies. * * * * * * * * * * Assignment 2 Preview Gai: GODDAMN!! That Natsumi's such a bitch! Lucky: That girl wants to become part of 5-0. That's why she's practicing police brutality on us. Gai: I say we all group up on her, and show her the error of her ways! Shinji: I don't think it's such a good idea, though. Lucky: Then what, fool? You're gonna let her beat the crap outta you for the rest of your life? Shinji: I suppose not. But if she really kicks up a fuss, then we'll stop. Okay? Natsumi: Chikai! Oushin Senkan Hakusho! "She's The Woman In Blue!" Try not to get cumstains on my nice panties, will ya...?