Benjamin Tyree III b.k.a. Shinji Ikari The 10 o'Clock Assassin Terror-Dack-Chill/Mobile Otaku Band/Davis Anime Club tyree3@pacbell.net WARNING: This fanfic contains adult situations and coarse language. Viewer's discretion is advised. All characters herein are 18 years of age or older. The Anime Mega-Crossover Championship Fighting Tournament (AMeX ChaFT) has gone under way. But the "Gekiganger Team" (Shinji Ikari, Gai Daigouji, and Lucky Grover) are recuperating in the infirmary. Gai: I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT YOU HAD JUST DONE OUT THERE!! Shinji: (His head wrapped with a compress.) Well, what did you expect?! It's a fighting tournament! Gai: We took a vow, Shinji! We vowed that we would fight on behalf of justice and the green Earth! But YOU!! You wanted to drag on this war between the Yagamies and the Kusanagies?! That kid was hardly even a match for you! Shinji: Look, I just happen to know this guy. (Refering to Shingo Yabuki.) He's a hard working fighter, he's quite strong and efficient, and like me he has mastered one of the four elements without the help of Orochi blood. Gai: BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO PUT HIM OUT OF HIS MISERY!! Shinji: Yeah, well it can't be helped. As a person who masters Yagami, I had to publically humiliate those who practice Kusanagi. Lucky: (Putting a compress on his hurt leg.) Look, man. I ain't mad at ya'. But the one thing you could'a done was defeat that French Amazon Shermie. Shinji: Well I would've defeated her. But... she wasn't... wearing any... panties... ^_^; * * * * * * * * * * KING NEON SUCCESSOR REPORT! (OUSHIN SENKAN HAKUSHO!) _|_ - / - / _|__ - / _|__ - / /\ /__ - /_ | /| === -/ / | / / / | / / \ / / -/ _| | _| / / |__ / / _| / / \ / / _| O Assignment 2: She's The Woman In Blue! * * * * * * * * * * A large "Retro-70's" robot duels with it's enemies. It was a popular show in the past and now has an elite cult following. That show is called "Gekiganger III." Gai: "THE NATURE OF EARTH!" Jirou Yamada (Gai Daigouji) 21 Japanese Airport Area, Sacramento 3 Security Guard at Raley's Supermarket/Manager of the Mobile Otaku Band Tae Kwon Do Note: Was Shinji's first friend while in Japan. Shinji: "The Green Earth...!" Shinji Ikari 19 Japanese Hollywood Park, Sacramento 3 Security Officer at Packard Bell/NERV Ancient Yagami Martial Arts + Wind Control (taught straight from Iori Yagami) Note: Made a wish to make love to beautiful women. Lucky: "WE'LL PROTECT IT!" Lucky Grover: 20 African-American Land Park, Sacramento 3 Professional Basketball Player for the Sacramento Kings Combined Variation of Karate and Basketball Skills Note: Once hanged with some of the Wu-Tang Clan while in New York. Natsumi: (Grabs one of the folding chairs and hits it over Gai's head.) QUIET!! Gai: OWWW!! Shinji: (Ducks out of the way of her attack.) HEY! WATCH IT! Lucky: (Blocks the attack.) WHAT THE FUCK??!! Natsumi: Do you realize where you guys are?! Natsumi Tsujimoto 20 Japanese Midtown, Sacramento 3 Rookie Cop of the Sacramento Police Department Special Forces Note: Likes to take care of animals. Natsumi: This is Police Club! PO-LI-CE!! Sure enough, the Gekiganger Team has been playing the anime in one of the Administration of Justice classes at Sacramento City College. Gai: (Holding his head in pain.) Come on! Give us a break here, will you? You know how hard it is to find a room for clubs like this. Besides, you're our club manager too. So it shouldn't be said that it's completely unreasonable to think that this is our club room as well, huh? Natsumi: (Grabs Gai's arm and twists it around his back with her nightstick, trying to break it.) It's completely unreasonable. There! I said it. (Heads for the door.) I'm not gonna waste my time on shit like this. Unless you get met to believe that any good will come out of showing X-rated cartoons to everyone, then consider yourselves kicked out! She slams the door behind her. There's silence, and then... Gai: IT'S ANIME, YOU MISERABLE EXCUSE OF A TOMBOY! THE LEAST YOU COULD DO IS LET US IN FOR A WHILE!! Lucky: YEAH!! IF YOU THINK YOU CAN SCARE US, YOU GOT ANOTHER THING COMIN'!! Shinji: THAT'S RIGHT! The door opens to reveal a really pissed-off Natsumi, weilding a 60kg mallet. A few minutes later, Natsumi exits the room, leaving Gai's body smashed into the brick wall, Lucky on the floor comatose, and Shinji holding his groin in agony. *A while back, the four of us started in the same math class. We've gotten to work as a team in solving complicated problems. Soon after, we'd started getting closer to each other. Natsumi would let us have our way with her, but she wouldn't tell us who she liked the best. Two months before the Annual AMeX ChaFT took place, she has suddenly became meaner and started doing some S&M on each of us. It's probably due to the fact that her best friend and partner, Miyuki, had just been raped and murdered by her boyfriend. Gai, Lucky, and I felt sad for her, but she didn't want our sympathy...* Next day, the Gekiganger Team are having lunch at Wendy's at Folsom Blvd and Power Inn Rd. Gai: This is third time she's beaten us up this month! We need to do something about this. Lucky: Give me a break, Gai! She's Po-Po! She'll mop the floor with us! Shinji: Hmmmm... Gai: You coward! I mean, maybe when we're all ten years old, she could pound us. But we just happen to be the exclusive Amex Chaft runners up! We shouldn't just let one girl beat up all three of us! Even if she is a cop! Shinji: So... Are you saying that we should just fight back? Lucky: I think you guys are outta your minds on this one! Gai: But just think... If we don't make our voices known now, then who knows how long this'll last. Lucky/Shinji: (Pauses to think.) Lucky: Alright. I'm in. Shinji: Me, too. But if she really kicks up a fuss, then we'll stop. Lucky: So, Gai, what's the plan? Later on that night, Natsumi's waiting in the Police Club room for her friends to get their stuff. Natsumi: [What's taking them so long?! I can't leave until these buffoons come back and get their stuff! Hmmm... Maybe I was a bit too harsh yesterday...] The lights go out, snapping our heroine out of her train of thought. With confusion she looks around to see what's going on. Then suddenly... Lucky: (Smashes a basketball right into her head.) DEATH BOUNCE!! Gai: FOLLOWED BY THE GEKIGAN UPPERCUUUU-TO!! (BAAM!!) Shinji: (SLAAASH!!) You obstacle! BAAM!! BAAM!! BOOM!! WHUD-WHUD!! THUD!! Boom! Boom...! * * * * * * * * * * _|_ - / - / _|__ - / _|__ - / /\ /__ - /_ | /| === -/ / | / / / | / / \ / / -/ _| | _| / / |__ / / _| / / \ / / _| O KING NEON SUCCESSOR REPORT! Sex MC's is wet, send the right source to vets. * * * * * * * * * * Drowning in pain, Natsumi wakes up to find that she's bounded by the arms, some of her police clothing has been peeled off, and her three friends are hovering over her like voltures ready to feast. She tries to speak, but her mouth is gagged with a bandana. Gai: Good evening, my dear Natsumi. It seems that you've been having so much fun humiliating and hurting us. I guess now is the time that we return the favor to you. (Begins to thrush his fingers along her exposed clit.) Natsumi: MMPH!! MMM-MMPH!! Lucky: Really-dough? Let's see then tits! (Unhooks her bra clamp and exposes her breasts for the guys to see.) Wha did I tell ya! Her nipples are already hard! Gai: Shinji, come here and look at this! (Makes a fist with his hand and thrusts it in and out of Natsumi's pussy.) I mean normally, cops are to have their life cleared of such sin. But look how wet her pussy is! Shinji: I guess that's why you call them "blow-pops;" hard on the outside, soft where it counts. Natsumi, her protesting still muffled by the gag, starts to lose it as her pussy gets pounded away. She tries to hold on but to no avail. She comes uncontrollably, with her geyser of wetness flying out of her pussy and onto the floor. Gai: So, Shinji. How many women had squirted like that when they come? Shinji: I'd have to say, probably only one. She was a ninja and an expert in the sexual arts. Gai: So how about it? Are you game? Shinji: (Takes a look over to Natsumi's spiralling eyes.) I'm game, but do I have to go up her ass? Gai: Well, we can't let her have it in her pussy just yet. This is vengence, you know? Shinji: Okay... Shinji takes his throbbing manhood out and starts to plow Natsumi's ass with it. She screams with this new sensation entering her, only to be muted by the gag. Shinji starts to thrust her with more force, but he realizes how tight she has become and immediately starts coming and shoots his seed into her deflowered butthole. Lucky: Whoa, man! Maybe we should call you the "Minute Man" from now on? Shinji: (Heavily breathing) Well, I wouldn't recommend you trying this, Lucky. Her ass is TIGHT! Lucky: Well, lets ask her then! (Undoes the gag from around her mouth.) So, Natsumi, wha do ya say? Natsumi: Alright, you bastards... You've made your point. I'm sorry for pushing you around all this time. But... If you think this little fiasco will give you control over me... you've got... Lucky: TOO LATE! (Shoves his mighty wood up into her pussy and starts pounding away.) Natsumi: AAAAAAHH!! You... got... Another... Aaaahhn! Gai: Don't talk! Just sit back and enjoy! Here, suck on this... (Shoves his cock into her mouth.) Natsumi: (Starts sucking on his member.) [Okay, you guys. I get the point. Here, go down as far as you want...] (Starts deepthroating him.) Gai: WHOA!! Just look at her go! Shinji: Well... The only thing left to take... (Mounts on her stomach and places his newly hardened cock between Natsumi's breast.) ...is your cleavage. Shinji massages his cock between Natsumi's breasts as Lucky and Gai ram their cocks in and out of her holes. After a while they shoot their sperm all over her used body and into her pussy and mouth. Gai: (Holding Natsumi's face up by her chin.) Okay, Natsumi. Let's try to be a little nicer from now on, alright? Natsumi: (Swallowing his cum.) Uh-huh... Whatever you say boys... [Heheheheh... You've just opened a Pandora's box. Do you realize that?] The next day, the Gekiganger Team has managed to rent a nice three-bedroom apartment near the college. Lucky: Man, it's nicer than nice! It's "Major Ice Capone on Chips Ahoy!" Shinji/Gai: ???? Uh... Right... Gai: This! This will be the Gekiganger home base! From here we will spread our aura of truth, justice, and the way of the warrior! Shinji: I'm not sure. We'll be going to Sac State in a couple of years. It'll take a couple of buses going from here to there. There's a knock on the door. Shinji opens it to find Natsumi wearing her police uniform and an evil smirk on her face. Shinji: Oh! Hi, Natsumi. Lucky: Well, if it ain't "The Lady In Blue." Gai: So, what brings our lovely lady here to our abode. Natsumi holds up a VHS tape for all the guys to see. The three guys immediately go into shock. Gai: No! You didn't! Natsumi: Damn right I did! Did you think I was just gonna let you rape me and not have a back-up plan?! Just think, if I show even a millimeter of this to the authorities, and your butts will be kicked out of college faster than my motorcycle can go! Lucky: OH SHIT!! Shinji: Wait! Hold on! Let's be reasonable about this! Our intent wasn't to harm you! We were just getting back at you for all the pain you caused us! Natsumi: I see. Well, since I'm in a good mood today... Lets make a deal: I won't give the tape to the police... as long as you do whatever I say. Lucky: Oh shit! We're gonna be her slaves after all! Shinji: The situation's changed for the worse. Natsumi: Well, it's simple, really. All I want is your cocks, and your sperm, AND TO BE FUCKED AND GANG-BANGED UNTIL I COME SO HARD I WON'T BE ABLE TO REMEMBER MY OWN NAME!!! You can provide those, right? The stagnated Gekiganger team first looks at each other, then at Natsumi, then at each other, then back at her... Gai: You mean... right now...? Natsumi: What's wrong? Don't think you can handle it? I'm just one woman. Lucky: Naw, naw! We can handle it! Shinji: It's just a matter of you saying "when." Natsumi: Don't worry. I'll let you know when I'm done... One day later, Natsumi triumphantly fingers her cunt as the Gekiganger team ends up on the floor with their life forces drained out of them. Natsumi: So much for the exclusive AMeX ChaFT runners up. Though I must say, they have lasted a lot longer than my previous boyfriends... End of Assignment 2 * * * * * * * * * * Shinji Ikari of "Neon Genesis Evangelion" appears courtesy of Gainax. Gai Daigouji of "Martian Successor Nadesico" appears courtesy of Xebec. Lucky Grover of "The King of Fighters" appears courtesy of SNK. Natsumi Tsujimoto of "You're Under Arrest" appears courtesy of Kodansha. All other characters belong to their respectful owners and companies. * * * * * * * * * * Assignment 3 Preview Rion: HI! My name is Rion and I'm so glad! I get to be in someone's fanfiction! This is just so great! People actually love me! Kenshin: Rion-dono? Do you know what the author is going to use you for de gorau? This IS a lemon after all de gorau. Rion: I don't care! I hadn't a decent boyfriend since AIKa has started! Jinei: HEY, BATTOUSAI!! Kenshin: Jinei-dono. You're here, too? Jinei: Look at this script! Check out what the author has you as! Kenshin: Oro? (Looks at script, then eyes bug out.) I'M JINEI'S WHAT??!!! Rion: Chikai! Oushin Senkan Hakusho! "Slow Grind Japanese!" Everyone?! Can you see my panties?!