Benjamin Tyree III b.k.a. Shinji Ikari The 10 o'Clock Assassin Terror-Dack-Chill/Mobile Otaku Band/Davis Anime Club (Hope to be) Proud Member of the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Shinji Ikari (SPCSI)! tyree3@pacbell.net LEMON WARNING: This piece of work contains nudity, violence, harsh language, and mainly adult situations. Viewer discretion is advised. All characters within this fanficion are 18 years and older. A warm breeze is felt as the yellowish sea crashes upon the sandy shore. Two people are laying upon the sand; the survivors of the greatest catastrophe to mankind since Hideaki Anno's new show that was more disturbing than EVA. Uh... AHEM!! I mean... These two are the survivors of the catastrophic Third Impact. One of the survivors, a young man, looks up to the dead sky where he can see a line of red circle the atmosphere. Then he slowly gets up to see the other survivor, a female. Was this his father's idea after all? For us to become the next Adam and Eve? He thought. But, his wonder had instantly turned into anger as he realized who he's stuck with: His most fearsome rival of all time, the "Queen of Fucking Everything," the one least likely to show him any love at all. He climbs on top of her, places his small hands and around her neck, and proceeds to choke her with all his might. She isn't struggling, though. She isn't struggling at all. The only thing she did do is move her hand up to his face and caress his cheek. With that, the young man soon stopped choking his mate. Then, he broke down and cried his little heart out; tears were falling down his cheeks and onto her face... "I think I'm gonna be sick..." she lifelessly says to him. * * * * * * * * * * KING NEON SUCCESSOR REPORT! (OUSHIN SENKAN HAKUSHO!) _|_ - / - / _|__ - / _|__ - / /\ /__ - /_ | /| === -/ / | / / / | / / \ / / -/ _| | _| / / |__ / / _| / / \ / / _| O Assignment 7 (Finale?): The Water Blade (Don't Think Of Me Badly.) * * * * * * * * * * Lucky: Yo! That movie SUCKED-SUCKED-SUCKED_SUCKED_!!!! Gai: For once I must agree with you! That movie was disgusting and revolting! There were no great mecha fights in there! All that was in there was sexual frustration and the like! Shinji: Man! I didn't know what I was thinking! I mean... I saw the series, so I had to see the movie! Remind me never to do something like that ever again! The Gekiganger Trio are at Sac-3 City College, in deep discussion about the movie they saw: "Gekiganger III, The End Of Gekiganger!" Lucky: Things really started to suck when that Nano-what's-his-name took over as the writer and director of that show. Gai: His name is Hideaki Anno. He was a great powerhouse in artistic genius for shows like Nadia, Gunbuster, and Otaku no Video. That was until Gainax got busted for tax evasion. Shinji: Gainax finally had to close down. And for three years those guys were desperately searching for work. Even McDonalds seemed like a good idea at the time. Lucky: Until the playas start shelling out their prized characters in the "Happy Meal Toys:" Coffee-Drinking Ritsuko, Cartwheeling Nadia, Rampaging EVA-02 with Asuka's head attached to it! Gai: That... is low... Shinji: Here-here... OH, GUYS!! I just realized what today is! Gai: HUH??!! NOT TODAY!! OH PLEASE NOT TODAY!! Lucky: C'mon, man. A brotha's gotta do whatta brotha's gotta do. The two guys drag their usually heroic third from their clubroom to another club next door; the (in)famous "Mizuha Miyami ACTUAL FACTS Science Club." After wading through the sea of endless college students, the first person they meet is Vice President of the club, Ayanojou (Joe) Aburatsubo. Joe: Stop making so much noise? Shinji: That's right. We spoke to one of the club members and she said that she can actually hear you people from down the street; on Fruitridge Blvd! Lucky: Yeah, man. Volume so damn loud we had to cancel most of our shows. (A worried Gai is hiding behind him.) Joe: Well, I'm not the one to speak to. The club president, Ms. Miyami, will come in shortly. So, while you wait, please feel free to look around at the extraordinary findings on our neighboring planets. Lucky: Well, c'mon guys. (The trio soon exit the room.) Joe: Okay then. But be sure to tell all your friends about this wondrous club. It's got information dating back to the prehistoric times... Shinji: (Shuts the door behind him.) This is hopeless. Lucky: Well, like the man said. All we have to do now is wait. Gai: Why don't we go to the Davis Library Arcade! King of Fighters 19 is out. Kensou, Chris, and Shingo have... Suddenly, a loud high-pitched sound starts ringing through the hallway. And the great Gai Daigouji cringes in fear. For, down that very hallway is his worst enemy. Lucky: What is that damn... sound??! Shinji: From my experience (with Nahga), I'd say it's laughing! As she walks down the hallway, her massive H-cup breast move and jiggle in a fluid motion. Each and every step causing small quakes amongst the building. Her "laughter" continues to eminate from her mouth, the lipstick matching with her hair that's tied around in the back. Her choice of attire shouts somewhere between "I AM THE BUSINESSWOMAN" to "WORSHIP ME, FOR I AM QUEEN!" Mizuha: Well, if it isn't the "Gecko Gang." It's so nice meeting you here today. Gai: MIII_ZUUU_HAAA.... MIII_YAAA_MIII!!! Lucky: Yo, man! Get-a-grip! Get-a-grip! Gai: (Creeping slowly towards Mizuha.) H-h-hoooowww looonngg dddooo yyooouu pplaaaannn ttoooo aaaavoooiiiid uusssss llikkke thththiiiisssss?! Shinji: What's wrong with Gai? Lucky: You heard of Darwinism, right? Mizuha is Gai's... "Natural Enemy." (Mizuha turns into a really big boa constrictor while Gai turns into a weak-hearted pond frog.) Mizuha: Oh? What seems to be the problem? Hmmmm? (Bends over to show a full of her cleavage to him.) Gai: W- w- w- w- well... Th- the- there's the n- n- noise! You...! Your c- c- club...! They're... Mizuha: What are you babbling about? Shinji watched as Gai starts sweating like crazy, trying to tear his eyes away from Mizuha's powerful distractionary tools. Mizuha: If I were you, I'd quit holding that "Cartoon" club. Those shows you watch lack any value whatsoever, and they're pretty close to child pornography... Shinji: STOP IT!! (Pushes Gai aside.) The word is Anime! And our club is about the respect of Japanese culture through watching their animation! We inspire our members into teaming up and creating hot new shows of their own! Something your "actual facts science" club can't do in this new millenium! Mizuha: Oh, is that so?! (Evil icy stares are traded between each other; sparks of energy are dueling it out with each other to see which is more powerful.) Lucky: Hey, Gai! GAI!! You alright, man?! Gai: (Snaps out of his trance to find the images of Mizuha the boa constrictor fighting against Shinji... the poison arrow frog.) Ikari... Is... OUTSTANDING!!! Joe: (Steps in between the two.) Now-now! We musn't fight! We, the beings of this great planet, must put aside our differences and explore this solar system together. Now, what I'm holding here is a piece of rock that came from... Shinji: (Switches to "Gendo mode.") Get that rock out of my face. (Sencing some fear, Joe finally backs off.) Now, we're here to complain about the noise you and your club were producing. Mizuha: I'll tell you what: We'll stop being loud... If you cease with the profanities! Gai: Profanities? Lucky: Oh, yeah! There were some of my B-ball guys who go to this club. They come in there all drunk and swearing up and down like sailors. I'd tried to tell them to check their egoes at the door, but... Gai: We'll handle this quandary as soon as possible. You'll have our word of honor on it! (Almost gets a nosebleed for catching another sight at her cleavage.) Mizuha: Okay! We have a deal then! Shinji: Alright! An agreement has been made! He and Mizuha both shake hands, and everyone went back to their respective duties. Joe follows Mizuha towards the theatre. Joe: Mizuha-sempai. Are you sure it was wise to let him get away with this? He's hardly even a match for you. Mizuha: Hmmph! Shinji Ikari is the only other person to have ever defeat Ryuji Yamazaki. That, in itself, is an impossible feat. And another thing: He's qui... A mysterious figure within the theatre catches Joe and Mizuha by surprise. He comes out from the shadows looking "Jiggy;" large red jacket, baggy shorts, gold fillings, and "Cash Makin' Playas" insignia all over. Mizuha: Oh, you caught me by surprise there. But... you seem to be... Familiar... ???: You don' remember me-ah? I was in that shot-callah click-ah. When you were young I filled your cleavage with my dick-ah. Joe: What did you say??!! Mizuha: (Finally realizing...) AAAAAAHHH!!! NOT YOU!!! * * * * * * * * * * _|_ - / - / _|__ - / _|__ - / /\ /__ - /_ | /| === -/ / | / / / | / / \ / / -/ _| | _| / / |__ / / _| / / \ / / _| O KING NEON SUCCESSOR REPORT! Naturally, humans are illogical. So it is in their instincts to create for themselves an antagonistic point of view, thereby creating enemies, adversaries, nemisies, foes, opponents, and rivals. That's where the term "Yin and Yang" comes from: battle of the opposite polars. But of all things, this does not last forever. And those who have became your most hated enemies turn out to be your most respected friends. Ritsuko Akagi Psychology Instructor * * * * * * * * * * Violent yelling was heard throughout the college, reaching past its boundaries and all throughout the area. One of the hundreds to hear that dreaded sound were the Gekiganger Trio. They pop out from through the doorway to see a panicking Ayanojou running and screaming down the hallway. Not paying attention to where he's going, he runs into Gai's outstretched arm and falls to the ground paralyzed. Lucky: What's up, "Smokin' Joe Camel?" Where's the fire? Joe: Mi- mi- Mizuha's been kidnapped!! Gai: KIDNAPPED?! (Pause...) Well... Uh... Shinji: (Goes close to him and tries to calm him down.) Kidnapped? Do you know who took her? Joe: Well... He- he said his name was "More Cash...!" Or something like that...! Lucky: Huh?! Oh no! Gai: What?! What's wrong?! Lucky: Just when you thought it was safe to buy hip-hop records again. Cash Makin' Records has finally found it's new owner; New Orleans "Moe Kahash!" Shinji: Moe's original name is Moses Hashley. He's part of the Kusanagi clan that uses light as a weapon. He's suppose to keep that part of his life a secret. But he's so good in Magatama that nobody was able to defeat him. Some say that he has some of the Orochi power. Others say that he is Orochi himself. And on top of controling the people in his CMR company, he also controls the world's top fighting champions. Gai: Now I'm worried. Joe: THE ROOOOOOCK!! (Catches everybody by surprise.) THAT GUY'S GOT MY ROOOOOOOOOOOCK!!!! As Joe's voice carries itself through the mountains as an echo, Mizuha finally manages to wake up from her fainting spell. Upon being able to focus her eyes without the use of her glasses, she began to notices a few things... #1: She's surrounded by Moe Kahash and an extremely large group of his associates. #2: The associates in question are composed of characters from PSX's "Street Fighter Zero/Alpha 3;" and several rap groups from "Bad Boy," "The Firm," "No Limit," and "The Dauuuggg Pound." #3: She's cold, NAKED(??!!), and covered head-to-toe with every man's SEMEN!! (Note that there are some women in Moe's "army," but they acted like "the bi-yatch" deserved what she got.) Kahash: Well, I see you're awake-ah. Mizuha: HUH?! WHY??!! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME??!! Kahash: You see... I was jus' goin' through the college lookin' for the rock-ah. Then I saw you walkin' down the hall-ah. I figured: "Kill two birdz with one stone-ah!" An' after I was finished, I le' my boys handle yah. Mizuha: The rock...! *Flashback* Joe: ...And explore this solar system together. Now, what I'm holding here is a piece of rock that came from... *End Flashback* Kahash: This rock was from Mars-ah. It holds the evolushanary blueprin' of the starz-ah. Like goin' to the Garden of Eden and pickin' the "Knowledge Tree-ah." The scientis's have found a way ta make me more powaful-ah. An' if they red it righ', I mite be two steps toward bein' an ou'righ' God-ah! Possibly even Tomiki-ah! Mizuha: You! Are! OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND!! And besides, what possible reason is there for me to be raped?! HUH?! Kahash: Cuz you'z a bitch-ah. We axed ya for a date but you stood us up-ah. So we gave you a full fuck to make it up-ah. See, bitchez like you dezerve no luv-ah. The only perpose is to fit our dicks like a gluv-ah. Shinji: Stop it! Kahash, Mizuha, and everybody else turns to see Shinji at the far end of the warehouse doors. He's wearing his traditional Japanese school outfit, the one worn during his AmeX ChaFT tournaments. Shinji: YOU with no sence of grammar, hospitality, or choice of henchpeople to have!! HOW DARE YOU practice Kusanagi Clan Jujitsu and still hope to gain respect from rivaling Hashaku in your present state!! Kahash: It's only becuz: I can beat the livin' shit outta anyone-ah! My hand can be num' an' I can still blow headz off like a gun-ah! (Snaps his fingers and everyone starts getting ready for WWIV.) You on de otha hand don' seem to be smart-ah. To c'min here all by y'self an' expeck to walk away still in one part-ah. Shinji: Well, my apologies. My friends do tend to be late at times. (The ground starts shaking.) But you get use to it. The side of the warehouse wall where the doors are get torn down to show Shinji's army... Which is 4 times greater than Kahash's. It includes (in order of appearance) Gai Daigouji, Lucky Grover, Iori & Leona Yagami, Mature, Vice, Terry & Yamazaki Bogard, Nuku-Nuku & Seiya Uribakate, Mai Shiranui, Nahga the Serpent, Natasha Radinov and her "Gunsmith Cat" Partners, Hibiki and Marie Kennou, Jin-ei & Kenshin Udou, Shishio Makoto and his 10-Sword Security Guards, Makoto Hyuuga, Shigeru Aobi (I called you Hyuuga. Sorry!), Team Pocket Monster, The Mysterious Players, Yurika Misumaru, Akito & Megumi Tenkawa, Houmeih Douh and the HM Girls, Grandis Granva and her army, Lee Ling-Ling and her police forces, Rion Aida who's borrowing Aika's National Guard, and Asuka Langley who's once again in her gigantic red Eva-02. Shinji: If you want, we can turn this into a war. The proper thing TO do is battle it out like honorary men. Kusanagi and Hashaku! Kahash: If you wan' your bitch back, it's too late-ah! I've already defiled her, mouth, tits, pussy an' ass-ah! Shinji: We came here to stop you from becoming a God! And although Mizuha's a bit QFE sometimes, I'd save her too without a second thought! Mizuha: (Just stares at him in fear.) [Shinji... Don't be stupid...] Shinji: (Charges himself up and prepares for a fight.) Now let's play World Diplomacy: I'll be George Bush. You can either be Boris Yeltsin or Saddam Hussein. Kahash: (Charges himself up for the fight.) How abou' I be Monica Lewinsky and HAVE YOUR FUCKIN' ASS IMPEACHED-AH?!! A painting has been sensationally done of Shinji Ikari and Moe Kahash charging at each other, with the Dragon of Wind appearing over Shinji and the Dragon of Light over Kahash. Meanwhile, over at the temporary closed down Packard Bell/NERV laboratory, Gendou Ikari and Kouzou Fuyutsuki are within the control center pondering the events of this fanfiction saga. Kouzou: You know it amazes me, Mr. Ikari. Gendou: Oh? How come? Kouzou: I don't understand why you didn't push your son to be an Eva pilot. He would've turned out better than being some... Yuck! Street fighter. Gendou: Well, in actuality... I've never been able to be a good father for him. I was always too busy making things better for mankind. Then I saw the family of Asuka Langley. I saw how messed up they really are: The "Soul Copy," the experimental drugs, her father abandoning her and her mother hanging herself at UC Davis Med Center. I started to realize: "That could've been me and Yui!" So we were able to slow ourselves down before it was too late. We were able to take care of Shinji and Asuka... HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Kouzou: (Caught with straws up his nostrils looking like a jerk.) What? OH!! Excuse me... Well I still thought it was a bad idea giving him to your brother Goenitz. He is HORRIBLE! Gendou: Actually he's quite loving toward his nephew. The way my son called him "Uncle Typhoon" was especially cute. Kouzou: Ummm... Yeah... (Does his hand like a "Finger Phone.") Hello? May I speak to Dr. Laura please? Gendou: 0_0; But now Shinji's up against an incredible foe; one worse than Rugal, Goenitz, and Orochi combined. He must rely on all the things his uncle has taught him: speed, skill, sences, and near-incredible luck! Back at the warehouse, Shinji is not doing well at all. He's been smashed through several walls, punched repeatedly and mercilessly, and his clothing is all bloodied and ripped up. Kahash is now holding him up by the neck and pressing him to the wall. Kahash: You want s'more-ah? You're now regrettin' that you should've walked out that door-ah? Shinji: It's... not... over... Yet...! Kahash: Though I'm quite amazed-ah. You'd acchually drew blood from me. For yo persistance you get an A-ah. (Takes his left hand and gets ready to plunge it into his head.) You'r up against a God, as I said before-ah! I betcha yo life is passin' righ' before yah! Shinji: [No! I won't let it end like this! I... HUH??!!] *Flashback Five Years Back* A young Shinji if found lying on the nice, warm kitchen floor by Asuka. She then goes over towards him and asks how he is doing. He was about to answer when he suddenly finds himself within visual view of his red-white striped panties. Before he had a chance to tear away from the majestic view, Shinji soon finds Asuka's foot heavily pressed onto his head. And his chest, and his stomach, and (most painfully) on his crotch. Asuka was enjoying the torment... *End Flashback* Shinji: THAT'S IT!! I KNOW HOW TO BEAT YOU!! Kahash: WHAT??!! JESUS CHRIST!! Fuckin' yell all over my face-ah! Now I'm really gonna...! BOOOOMM!! Then, silence... Shinji: Throughout the ages, mankind's only intent is to become higher than those not of themselves! BUT!! There's a weakness that mankind has never gotten a chance to endure in it's whole lifetime! Shinji has just introduce to Kahash the most destructive, yet most effective, technique outside the three thousand styles of Magatama: "Haru Ichiban Kenkatsubure (The First of Spring Nut Crusher)!" Kahash: (Voice changes to that of Mickie Mouse on helium and in the Boy's Quire. Then starts turning Super Deformed and runs around holding his groin.) AAAAAHHHH!!!! My Nuts! My Nuts! My Beautiful Nuts! My Most Beautifulest Nuts In This World! As he continues to run around in utter pain, Shinji proceeds to regain some fighting Chi and soon taps into the inner depths of his DNA strands for the Orochi power he didn't even know he have. Kahash: AAAHH!! YOU HASHAKU MOTHAFUCKAZ FIGHT HELLA DIRTY!! I JUST HAD SURGERY ON THESE!! (Finally manages to change his voice to normal.) You thought I was Pulp Fiction on your ass before hand-ah! But now I'm gonna strike down upon dee wif great... TOO LATE!! Shinji catches him with the "Hyper-Outlawed #1201st Style, The Eight Shrine Maidens Typhoon Holocaust!" With his eyes burning a fierce yellow within the irises, Shinji uses claws and teeth to mindlessly rip his opponent into pieces of bloody flesh. Everyone within eye's view are finding this part of the battle to gross to stomach; especially by those who claim to be hardcore or "street tough." After taking a while to look over his shoulder at the totally terrified Mizuha, Berserker Shinji turns back to his prey. With one final snarl from his mouth and a mighty spark of chi energy in his palms, he slams his fists into what's left of Kahash's belly and ignites a stationary, yet brutal, hurricane. It twirls the almost lifeless carcass all around and slams him to the ceiling. Then he falls back down to the concrete floor with a sickening thud. Kahash: [Yagami is also known as Hashaku, with the power of the orb. So they're here to help the Yata seal the power of Orochi. No... He's not of Yagami blood... His power's coming from within. Pain, depression, sadness... All built up inside so h... OH SHIT!!! HE'S AN...!!!] Shinji: (Had finally regained his sences and is now standing over a dead Kahash.) Yeah! That's right! Die as you are-aah! Two hours later, after a cease-fire was called, everyone's gone their separate ways. Mizuha's at Methodist Hospital getting her womb cleaned up and checked for deadly diseases. Shinji's right outside the hospital room waiting for her recovery. But then one of the doctors tell him to come back tomorrow due to the fact that she might not be able to recover physically or mentally. 24 hours later... Shinji: Are you alright, Mizuha-sempai? (Holding a box of white-chocolate candies and a bunch of roses.) Mizuha: Oh... It's only you. The poison arrow frog. (Gives him an evil stare, but it melts into a small simper in front of Shinji's wholesome smile.) Oh my god! I just had a terrible nightmare. I was some large boa constrictor, right. Some poachers with dollar signs on their shirt snatched me from the jungle and tried to slash my skin off so they can sell underground. But then some frog busted in and tried to rescue me. Am I being to crazy with this, Mr Ikari? Shinji: Not really. I've heard worse. Mizuha: Oh, really? Well anyway, these poachers had beaten the frog up pretty badly, but then he turned into some freakish "were-frog" and started ripping the poachers into shreads... She notices him sitting on the bed right next to her. He starts to relax from that terrible day they both had (or she thought she had). Mizuha: Now hold on a minute! Don't start thinking that I'm actually in love with you. Even though you are c--! Even if you are a little c.... Even if you... (Gets caught up in the natural charm she didn't even know he had.) Hmmph. You think you_are_cute, do you? Hey! You're the only other person to come in and rescue me like that. Nobody else would've done that. Shinji: The world needs everyone, Mizuha-sempai; even boa constrictors. I'd miss you if you were gone. Mizuha: That's right. You'd miss me if I was gone, now would you? Tell you what: I, the great Mizuha Miyami, will not let this great deed go unrewarded. For your heroic services I offer you, for one day, my body. Shinji: Sounds tempting. But do you know what I really want from you? Mizuha: But of course. My rectum. Shinji: Your love. Mizuha: My lo- l- l- l- l... Love?! Shinji: A year before... I made a wish to make love to the most beautiful women in the whole world. But... I_cannot_handle their personalities. They were either too big, too egotistic, too drunk, too scatterbrained, or too et cetera ad nauseum. So I wasn't happy with my wish. Mizuha: But if you'd gotten use to people who are too big *snip*, then it would be okay. Is that it? Shinji: Well, I guess so... Mizuha: (Brings him into her embrace and near her big, flowing jugs, causing him to turn red.) Shinji dear. I will let you stick your thing in me and ejaculate your seed into any of my holes you choose. That is my love towards you. Shinji: Mizuha-sempai... After some time passes we find Shinji and Mizuha over at her modest abode. They are both in the bedroom, with their underwear still on, as Shinji moves her to the bed and makes his first move. He removes her large bra which houses her even larger H-cup breasts, springing free from their imprisonment. He takes a moment to feel her large mammeries and a look of inquiry forms on his face. Mizuha: Don't worry, Shin-Shin. They're both as natural as mountain spring water. With that he smiled as he continues to probe her lucious breasts with his hands. Then he takes his tongue and licks at her nipple which causes her to moan a little. Then he licks at her other nipple, causing her to moan a little more. He licks all around Mizuha's large mammeries so he could get her lubed up for his next "trick." Shinji: I want you to lie down. Okay? She took her mild command well as Shinji removed his underwear to release his throbbing monster; which isn't much of a monster compared to Mizuha's milk tanks. As he places his member between them, he soon realizes the fact that she will not be impressed with him. Mizuha: What's wrong, Shinji? Oh, this little thing? Shinji: Well... uh... I've been using it for a while... Mizuha: Don't worry a thing, Shinji my dear. Apparantly you haven't heard about my secret alias. Shinji: What's that? Mizuha: "Mizu the Human Penis Enlarger." Mizuha grabs her breasts and crushes his dick between them. Then she massages them along his length, causing him to howl in a mixture of pain and pleasure. As she massages, he can already feel his blood rush into his cock and feels it growing between her beautiful tits. Those lovely, warm, lucious tits. Shinji: Oh...! Mizuha! I can't...! Hold it...! Mizuha: Then let go! She rubs harder along his cock, opening her mouth wider than a clam. Shinji rams his hips into her breasts and suddenly goes into shock as he orgasms, ejaculating his jizz all over her face and into her mouth. Mizuha: (Swallows his jizz, then licks the rest from around her lips.) Doesn't that feel wonderful, Shin-Shin?! Isn't this great that you have such beauty and finess, like myself, sizing your cock up and having you explode in the deepest heat of passion?! Shinji: [Her obnoxious...] I don't care anymore. I'm in love with you. I want to be your Adam. Be my Eve, please. Mizuha: (This guy is really something...! Wait-a-minute! This guy is the son of the worlds leading bio-organists. He has incredible power within him. He doesn't mind my attitude, which is a big plus...) Back to that island surrounded by the sea of LCL. Mizuha suddenly gets up and takes Shinji by the hands, helping him up. Mizuha: Yes, Shin-Shin. Yes! Let us be soulmates. But not here. Lets take our love instead and share it with our loved ones up there. Shinji: But, I can't! I'd just killed everyone! They'll never forgive me if I go up there! Mizuha: Shinji! Forgiveness is divine. And nowhere's more divine than the heavens. All of the minds are open. They'll know who you are and what you've been through. And they will forgive you. (Places his hands on her breasts.) Shinji: Mizuha-sempai... Mizuha: There is no hatred up there. No cause for war. No such feeling as pain or sin. There's only love, love for those who wish to grant and receive love. Now... Lets go... The two lovers hold each other in their embrace, giving each other a deep kiss. After a while the two suddenly disperse themselves into LCL; what's left of their bodies joining with the rest which is the ocean. A couple more red stars soon join the sea of red stars out in space. Two hours later, all of the stars had combined to form an immence reddish-purple star. And then, setting it's sights for parts unknown to us, it blasts off like a comet and zooms into space, leaving the now dead planet once known as Earth. Two months afterwards, a wedding picture has been taken of Shinji Ikari, his wife Mizuha, Gai Daigouji, Lucky Grover, Natsumi Tsukimoto, Gendo and Yui Ikari, Rion Aida, and Kenshin and Jin-ei Udou. Urd: (From up in the heavens.) The wish has been broken, Shinji. You've now realized what true love really is. Congradulations! To Be Continued... (When I get enough people to ask me for more.) ["Nade-Nade Ain't Nothin' To Mess Wit!" from MSN Mafia is playing in the background. It's a MIDI I made. Ask for it through e-mail and I'll send it to you; ZIP file of course.] * * * * * * * * * * Characters from: Appears courtesy of: Neon Genesis Evangelion Gainax Nadia of the Mysterious Seas Gunsmith Cats Kodansha You're Under Arrest 3 X 3 Eyes Oh, My Goddess! My Dear Marie Shuseisha Martian Successor Nadesico Xebec The King of Fighters 1998 SNK AIKa Saibunkan/Bandai/Emotion Wizard's Gathering Wandering Kenshin Sony Entertainment Mysterious Play Shogakukan/Pioneer Pocket Monster Nintendo/Summit Media Group All Purpose Cultured Cat Girl King Records The Slayers OAV SOFTX. Street Fighters Zero/Alpha 3 Capcom All other characters belong to their respective owners. Moe Kahash belongs to me. * * * * * * * * * * * * OMAKE!! Keel Lorenz (I called him Keel Simmons in Messatsu Go Eva! Sorry again!) wakes up to find himself in the middle of a dessert. He then looks up to see the dead and empty sky. Damn, was the first thought that came to his mind. The Third Impact has failed. The Third Child has destroyed his dream of ever leaving the Earth, he who is the Jew forced to roam the planet for eternity. And so, in angst, he roamed it... A while later he came upon the sea of LCL and figured he might as well get himself a drink of the land. But when he comes down to his hand into the water, it starts to turn black. He gets confused, but surprise and fear add to his confusion as the LCL quickly blackened up and started to rise from it's state. The black LCL rose into the sky. Then it started taking humanoid forms. Keel starts screaming in terror as he realized what they started to turn into. "The LCL!! THEY'RE TURNING INTO... SACHIELS!!!" The Sachiels, the soulless post-humans Keel hoped we would become, trounces on him and proceeds to indiscriminately show him love and justice... Kahash: [OH SHIT!!! HE'S AN ANGEL!! A MUTHAFUCKIN' ANGEL!!!] * * * * * * * * * * * * What's Next? Tenchi being used as a sextoy by the TM Girls? Akari's boyfriend from the past visits the Battle Athletes, bringing along his "sexual problem?" Nuriko getting freaky with Tasuki? ^_^ Sabre Marionette J's Bloodberry shows that blond gay dude why he should stop chasing the lead hero? (I forgot their names.) Sorcerer Hunter's Tira and Chocolate go down on the Carrot? The girls of Burn Up W go down on Rio's boyfriend? The strong guy from "The Elf Hunters" uses some other means to get him and his friends home? ^_^ A lemon involving fighters from "Asuka 120%" and "Sonic Council?" The return of Sie Kensou, featuring Shingo, Mature, and Vice? Iori and Leona have a son?! Who knows? But I do need your help. I'm trying to find more fanfiction archives that will let me submit my lemon works, as well as my past works. Your help will be appreciated. Shinji Ikari, the 10 o'Clock Assassin. tyree3@pacbell.net