Benjamin Tyree III b.k.a. Shinji Ikari The 10 o'Clock Assassin Terror-Dack-Chill/Mobile Otaku Band/Davis Anime Club tyree3@pacbell.net LEMON WARNING: This piece of work contains nudity, violence, harsh language, and mainly adult situations. Viewer discretion is advised. All characters within this fanficion are 18 years and older. Lucky: Okay, let me see... I got... I got- I got Cappadonna's "Pillage," Killarmy's "Dirty Weaponry," The Killa Bee Swarm, Rza as the Bobby Digital, La The Darkman's "Heist of the Century," Method Man's "T2, Judgement Day," the Sunz of Man's "The Last Shall Be First.." Natsumi: Then there's U-god's "Godz' Calibre," Inspectah Deck's "Criminal Investication," Holocaust and Dr. Doom's "Apocalypse," Streetlife's "New York Crime Stories," Carlton Fisk's "Wu-Empire," Tekitha's "Deadly Venom" [my favorite], Brooklyn Zoo, Poppa Wu and Uncle Pete... Shinji: (Busts through the front door with exitement.) Hey, guys! Method Man's new album's out! And I just bought it today! Lucky: I don't know, man. Without the Rza, raplife doesn't seem livable anymore. Shinji: But you should listen to it! It's BANGING!! Natsumi: Let me see... T3, Jury Duty?! Shinji: Yep! And he's already hard at work producing his fourth album. Gai: (Over at his table making yet another mecha model.) Let me guess... T4, "The OJ Trial." Shinji: Correct! Absolutely, positively, 100% exact! (Gai facevaults.) Audience: Excuse us... WHY??!! Author: It can't be helped. I'm not only a stern anime fan. (I've taken the purity tests; I'm past the point of no return.) But I'm a fan of good music. I listen to Iranian, Seattle grunge, 70's and 80's rock, and New York hip-hop (as well as stuff in between; I'm picky). Okay, okay. I'll let you choose the theme song this time. ^_^ * * * * * * * * * * KING NEON SUCCESSOR REPORT! (OUSHIN SENKAN HAKUSHO!) _|_ - / - / _|__ - / _|__ - / /\ /__ - /_ | /| === -/ / | / / / | / / \ / / -/ _| | _| / / |__ / / _| / / \ / / _| O Assignment 5: Oh, You Shine Alright! (Watermelons) * * * * * * * * * * September, Labor Day at 7:50 a.m. Packard Bell/NERV. Supreme Commander Gendou Ikari meets with the security officers of the facility. Gendou: (Yawns...) Yeah, you people know me... Officer1: Goenitz' long-lost brother! Officer2: James Bond's new enemy, "Dr. Don't Worry Right Now!" Officer3: The former Seattle grunge rocker from "SMACK!" Gendou: (Goes up to 3rd officer and grabs him by the collar.) DON'T INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE, YOU WORM!! (Officer gets petrified by Gendou's tone of voice.) The group was named SHANK, not SMACK as the media had referred to us. The whole place ended up busting some guts from all the laughing. General Shishio Makoto's holding his head down with the "I want to explode now!" look on his face. Gendou: Okay, are we done now? Alright. I got some sad news for you people. Head officer Kiddy Phenil has transferred to Japan and is currently the strongwoman for the Abnormal Mysteries Police. Officers: Awwww... Shinji: [Phew! I'm glad she's gone!] Gendou: But to take her place is a fresh new cadet hailing from Tokyo-3. Her name is Yurika Misumaru and she's said to be the top... Where are you going, Shinji?! Shinji: (Trying to leave.) Well, I just remembered... I promised Mature and Vice that I would take revenge on Iori. Yeah, that's it! Mature: (Who, with Vice, are right near Gendou.) You silly little thing. We had cleared that incident with Mr. Yagami a long time ago. Vice: Shinji afraid of Yurika! That why he try to escape! Why?! Shinji: Well, I_know_who she is. Ladies and gentlemen. Yurika's not someone we should mess with. Shishio: What's the problem, Mr. Ikari? It sounds like she's part of the Spanish Inquisition. While he spoke, General Makoto's been holding a glass of water which is starting to have ripples. Vice is the first to realize to sence the ground shaking a bit. Then, everybody soon starts to find the ground shaking. The minor earthquake is coming from the direction of the double doors. The doors start to open, but then they break from the hinges. In walks_THE_BIGGEST_WOMAN_ANYONE has ever seen! She's bigger than Kiddy! I'm not talking big as in "big_and_fat!" I mean AMAZON, MUSCLE-BOUND, "I CAN LIFT 2-STORY BUILDINGS" YET STILL BE #1 TOP ANIME BABE BIG!! And her breasts! DOUBLE-E CUPS! MOST OF THE OFFICERS ARE CONFUSED IF THEY'RE IMPLANTS OR NOT!! Yurika: NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!! My chief main weapons are suprise and fear! Officer2: I SAY YOU GOT YOUR CHIEF MAIN WEAPONS_RIGHT_HERE!! Officer3: (Impersonating badly dubbed Japanese person.) LOOK OUT! IT'S GODZILLA! SHE HAS COME TO DESTROY US!! Gendou: Ahem... Now, I assure you. Yurika Misumaru is the best canidate for the job. I've read her reports, and I spoke with her father. I'm sure she'll put her all into her work. Gendou, as well as all the other officers, are cringing in fear near the wall. Everyone's intimidated by Yurika's sheer size. Yurika: Huh?! What's everyone so afraid of?! Officer1: Oh, nothing. Just some big 6'7" woman who looks like she can destroy California with just one stomp. Yurika: What?! Mature: (Crying.) Please! Please don't hurt me! I'm too pretty to die!! Vice: (Grabs a violently protesting Shinji.) Take Shinji! Yurika want him, you can have him! Yurika: (Looks at herself a bit.) Well, I am kinda big... It can't be helped, though. I swear, I wasn't like this growing up. Flashback 11 years ago, to Tokyo-3's Nergel Laboratory. Admiral Misumaru is watching proudly as her 19 year old daughter is going through the process of Neo-sapian science. Misumaru: Oh, I'm SO glad for you, Yurika-chan! Not only will you be the most intelligent women of Japan. You will be the strongest, fastest, most invulnerable, and prettiest woman ever known! The combination of the Japanese Defence Force and Nergal will reign supreme among corporations! A year later, a fusterated Yurika is packing her bags. Misumaru: But you can't do this to me! I'M YOUR FATHER!! Yurika: I DON'T CARE!! I hate it here! I look like some kind of FREAK!! I don't like the idea of not feeling normal anymore!! Misumaru: But the process is unreversable! There's nothing you can do! Why don't you just stay here and be that amazing superhuman that everybody likes?! Yurika: WHAT?! Your guinea pig?! Your current money maker?! Your indirect prostitute?! NOW WAY!! I'M LEAVING!! Admiral Misumaru tries to stop her, but he's thrown to the wall. His guards try to stop her as well, but she deals with them as quickly as her father. Misumaru: NO, YURIKA!! PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME!! (Starts breaking down into a crying fit.) Please... Don't leave me... Alone... Yurika ends her flashback as most of the officers managed to calm herself down. Yurika: As you can see, I can understand. Of course I might look intimidating because I'm big. I'm... Hey, Shinji! Shinji: (A big sweatdrop covering his face.) Hi... Yurika... Yurika: I'm glad to see that you're okay. Wanna talk after our shifts? Shinji: Well... sure... * * * * * * * * * * _|_ - / - / _|__ - / _|__ - / /\ /__ - /_ | /| === -/ / | / / / | / / \ / / -/ _| | _| / / |__ / / _| / / \ / / _| O KING NEON SUCCESSOR REPORT! Warning: Objects Look Bigger Than... The Ego Of The Sony Playstation Industries * * * * * * * * * * The workday is not as heavy, since it's a Labor Day holiday. It's soon time to eat as everyone comes to the Lunchroom. The expert PB/NERV cooks are busy preparing meals for everyone. But soon, the ground starts to shake. The cooks are wondering what's going on when they soon realize... Chef1: Huh? Oh, hi! What would like to have today? Yurika: I'd like everything! TWICE! And a diet soda; I'm watching my figure. (The chef is just staring at her with a stupored face. Yurika pulls out her wallet.) See this? Just think of how much you can make in a day, pal. Chef1: (Turns toward the other cooks.) WE GOT A CODE 385 HERE!! EVERYONE, GET YOUR BUTTS IN GEAR!! One of the chefs, Akito Tenkawa, is busy frying vegetables when he hears of this emergency. Akito: Code 385? What's that mean, Ms. Houmei? Houmei: It means the sooner and better we cook the food, the more money we're going to get. You've been through this emergency before, have you? Akito: Yeah... But the only time we had such an emergency is when... OH NO!! Shinji starts to eat his chow mein when he witnesses Yurika as she brings her "tray" of food to the table (which takes up two tables). Shinji: Wow, Ms Misumaru. I never realize that you have to eat that much. Yurika: (Ripping the meat off chicken bones with her teeth.) Now, don't get me wrong. This is not how much I eat during the day. See, I had to do a whole lot of all-nighters to get where I am now. And being in my current condition I can get pretty hungry. Akito: (Coming in with another "tray" of food.) Here you go... Everything... Twice! And a diet soda. Yurika: Why, thank you... AKITO!! Akito: (Sweatdropping.) Uh... Hi, Yurika. Yurika: (Goes up to him and gives him a bearhug, trying to squeaze the life out of him.) I MISSED YOU SO MUCH, AKITOOOO!!! Shinji: Ms, Misumaru. You're sufficating him. Yurika: I am...? (Releases him from her hold to see his face turning blue. Seeing this she immediately gives him CPR, or tries to blow him up like a balloon.) Akito: GAAAHHH!! For once would you not try to kill me everytime we meet, Yurika?! Yurika: I'm so sorry, Akito. I'm just a big monstrosity. I'm so much of a freak that I don't know what to do with myself! I'm so big and ugly... Akito: You're wrong, Yurika. You're actually beautiful for someone as big as yourself. Yurika: Then why did you run away from me? Akito: Well... because your personality was a bit too hyper for me. I couldn't handle "all" of you then. Yurika: Then get help. Whenever people have problems doing things alone, one should always get help. Akito: (Starts sweating like a madman. Then...) Hey, Shinji. You've always been an expert in these situations. Could you help me with this one, please? Shinji: This is news to me. Later that evening, the trio are at Yurika's apartment in College Greens. Akito and Shinji are stripping her of the clothes she wears and has her laying on the bed ready for what comes next. Shinji: Why are you so nervous, Akito? Is this your first time? Akito: No it isn't! It's because... I don't know where to start with her. Shinji: (Grabs some "Exitement Balm" from his backpack.) Well, you start with her first. Shinji places some balm on Akito's hands and tells him to rub it all over Yurika. They each take their hands and rub the balm along her chest, her stomach, her back, and along her legs. She starts purring with anticipation. Akito: What now? Shinji: This Exitement Balm is suppose to activate and arouse whenever wind gets blown on her. Lets take our clothes off. Akito: Okay... (Akito's a little slower than Shinji, but he finally manages to get his clothing off.) Shinji: Alright. Lay on her stomach and place your dick between her breasts. Akito: Huh? Shinji: We'd come too quickly if we did her in her pussy right now. This will make sure we last longer and harder. Akito: Well, if you say so... Akito places his raging hard-on between her large EE breasts. Yurika smiles with childish enthusiasm as she massages his cock along her gigantic mammeries. Meanwhile Shinji goes between the legs and massages her crotch. Shinji: Hey, Yurika. Are you anal by any chance? Yurika: I've been curious about it... But I want Akito to be my first. Shinji: Don't worry. It's a lot more romantic if your lover blows between your breasts than in your butt. Shinji manages to get some of the balm around and within her butthole. Then he pushes his finger into her, getting it lubed up and ready. Then he takes his cock and pushes himself in, inch by inch, causing Yurika to moan loudly. He then grabs her semi-monsterous butt and takes her to the hilt, slamming himself in. Yurika then slurps on the head of Akito's dick as he still massages it between her melons. He soon loses it as he squirts his manhood all over her face and chest. Shinji soon follows as her ass squeezes his semen out of his member. Yurika moves her fingers around her sopping-wet pussy, ready for some more action. Shinji: (Removes himself.) Okay, Akito. I'm finished here. Your move's next. Akito: I don't know. I think I lost my stamina. Yurika: I can get it back for you! She takes his limping member into her mouth and right down her throat. Akito stares in amazement and moans loudly as he feels the warmth and wetness of her mouth and tongue. She then sticks her finger in his ass. And Akito goes nuts as his cock grows into a abomination. Shinji: (Wiping his cock with some tissue.) Now, Akito! Attack her with your monster cock! With renewed determination, Akito slowly sticks his monster into Yurika's firm-fitting love canal. He sees in her eyes a sence of love and admiration. He kisses her deeply in the mouth, then he holds her by her waist and slams his cock into her as she wraps her legs around him. Yurika can feel his cock splunging in and out of her, so she moans loudly. Akito continuously rams himself up into her as Yurika's wetness drools from out of her pussy and along down their legs. He slides his wet tongue around the nipples of her large mammaries. Then, Yurika finally reaches orgasm, emitting a low howl as she unleashes a tide of wetness from her pussy and instinctively tighten her grip on Akito's cock with her vaginal muscles. Feeling the mega-tightness around his cock, Akito soon broke into an orgasm as well. His cum gets sucked out of his balls and it shoots out of his cock into her cortex. After the orgasm wore off, they instantly start falling asleep. Shinji is surprised that they just fell to sleep. Usually for him he'd screw, get something to eat, then screw again... Oh well. Shinji got his clothes back on and quietly left Yurika's appartment, leaving the two to sleep in their own caress. The next day, Shinji's doing the morning shift at the gate checkpoint. Someone walks into the office, holding a thermo-mug in her grasp. Shinji: Oh, good morning! You must be new here. My name is Shinji Ikari. What's yours? Megumi: Hello. My name is Megumi Tenkawa. It's a pleasure to meet you. Shinji: HUH?! (Goes into full shock.) Megumi: What's wrong? Oh, you must have heard of me before. I was a voice actor for famous Japanese cartoon shows. Shinji: You're... Akito's wife? Megumi: Why yes, I am. Shinji: [Uh-oh! If she finds out about him and Yurika, she's gonna kick his butt all around Sacramento-3!] He's... an extraordinary cook! He makes the best stuff I've ever tasted! ^_^; Megumi: Oh, really now? ^_^; [He screwed again! I just knew it! That jerk couldn't keep it in his pants to save his life!] End of Assignment 5 * * * * * * * * * * Characters from: Belong to: Neon Genesis Evangelion Gainax Martian Successor Nadesico Xebec King Of Fighters SNK Wandering Kenshin Shuseisha, Sony All other characters belong to their respective owners and companies. * * * * * * * * * * Assignment 6 Preview Grandis: I am Grandis Granva, the multi-talented, multi-platnum-winning mistress of "Nadia/Secret of Blue Water" fame. And I have been voted one of the "Top Anime Babes" on the web. This cannot be helped. So much beauty is emanating from my person that it must be a disease. LingLing: HOLD!! I WANT A REMATCH!! Grandis: Huh?! And who might_you_be?! LingLing: I am Lee Ling Ling from Hong Kong. I represent the "3*3 Eyes" series. And I don't know how anybody can avoid someone as beautiful as me! I'm an expert in kung-fu, I have a business sence, and if I choose, I'd be as good in a porno fic as any of you plastic dolls, if not better! Grandis: As if anybody can find Spock's long lost sister "sexy." LingLing: I wouldn't talk for someone who's a grown-up version of Asuka Sohryuu Langley! Shinji: Hey, ladies! You think I should change my nickname? LingLing: Huh?! Grandis: Whatever for? Shinji: Well.. I guess maybe being called the "10 o'Clock Assassin" is getting pretty stale. How about "Doc Holocaust," or "Prodigal Priest?" Or maybe "Saddam the Darkbringer" or "The 3rd Poltergeist..." Grandis: I am not so sure... LingLing: Remember what happened in Method Man's "You Play To Much?" He's got so many nicknames, he can fill half of Nevada's phonebook with them. Shinji: Hmmmm... Chikai! Oushin Senkan Hakusho! "Going Italian Or Chinese?" Grandis: Try Italian; it's made with national pride! LingLing: No. Try Chinese; it's cooked fresh without that nasty MSG (monosodium glutamate)! Shinji: Let me see... "Killa Windz?" "Tiger Frost?" "Curt Dilligant..."