Being over 18 would really help, thank you. *MR CROSSOVER* by Tess Malone ( tess_malone@hotmail.com ) (((A double-decker tour bus is barrelling through the Furinkan area, its top deck being appropriated by Misty and Ash to hold all their pokemon. Ash is humming something))) "Do you remember the time you were the girl from Mars? I don't know if you knew that I would sit up there playing cards, Henri Winterman cigars..." Shut the FUCK UP Ash! I dunno where you hear that SHIT, but if you BUG me one more fucking time with it, I'm gonna ram Pika's electric fucking tail up your FUCKING ASS! You haven't been the same since I caught you having your way with the Meowth that Team Rocket sneaked into your bed. Hey, he was emitting pheremonal pulses, I couldn't resist, ASSHOLE! Yeah, and he couldn't resist yours, by the look of it ^_^ Fuck you! You go squish now! *kicks Ash* OW!! You're a bitch! And you have no tits! *kicks again* OW!! Kupo! Well fuck me up the ass and pretend I'm a boy, we've found Tendo Dojo! *They all leave the bus. Ash and Misty enter the Dojo, Butterfree flutters up and into an upstairs window.* Kupo? (((Inside Tendo Dojo))) Wow, you're pretty sexy for a 10-year-old! No tits though *kick* OW!! Hmmf. *Ranma-chan flounces in, blouse half-undone.* Hey Ranma, could you go and get our visitors some food? Okay!... Guests? Are they here to see THE BIG FIGHT BETWEEN HAPPOSAI AND PIKACHU WHICH IS BEING HELD OVER THE NEXT FEW DAYS? Yes. Yes they are. This is Ash, and this is Misty. Hello Misty, Hello Ash! Ooh that's funny, my nipples got all stiff when I touch your hand... Wanna see? Uhh...*sweatdrop* Awww... Well I'll go and get you two some dinner *flutters eyelashes at Ash and leaves.* I wouldn't mind so much if he acted like that while in his _female_ form, y'know? What a punchline! (((Akane's room, where she has appropriated half of the kitchen to make herself some dinner. Butterfree bounces into the room, wings a-flutter.))) Eek! Oh, it's a butterfree! You must be in quite a crossover up here! *Butterfree nods* Oh you are so KYOOT, yes you are! Come 'ere! *Butterfree jumps into her lap, and wriggles around a bit to get comfortable. Akane, of course, feels this in the more intimate of areas...(Here we go 7_7)* Oooh... Um... would you mind if I took my clothes off? It must be at least 60 degrees in here, I'm boiling, heh! *Butterfree raises an eyebrow, well, an eyelid, but shakes head. Okay, I'll just do that then... *removes clothes* Oh baby! *Butterfree looks down. Suddenly he leaps into the air, flapping about. Akane looks from her crotch to the pokemon.* There's nothing wrong with it! Geez, what do you guys _usually_ get? *Butterfree is, in fact, doing the butterfree courtship dance. Slowly Akane is re-seduced by his movements.* *squirms in chair* ...Fuck... *Butterfree swoops down between Akane's legs and rubs against her pussy. She blushes (wouldn't you?)* Well, I'd like that, but... you know, _Ranma_... *Butterfree pokes at her bottom. she blushes further. Oh, that'd be okay, many an object has been shoved up there in a search for satisfaction. Hurts so much without lube though... *Butterfree swoops away, divebombs a tub of butter from the fridge contents strewn on her bed. He returns to her, and pushes his tail-end between her buttocks. The end slips in, and Akane moans (as usual ;)* Ohh yes... the irony of your name in this situation does not escape me, by the way... Mmmh... *Butterfree wiggles his tail into Akane like some sort of giant segmented dildo with near-human intelligence and butterfly wings. Akane arches back, and her pussy spreads lube on Butterfree's manly chest... Well, manly torso. Okay, torso. Butterfree buzzes his wings with all his might and begins to vibrate, his lower body jacknifing in the confines of Akane's tight, but twitching, ass. She whips her head left and right on the pillow in ecstacy.* Oh Butterfreee!!! *In accordance with the laws of Lemon Physiology, Akane is a female ejaculator, and thus something conceptually nice splashes from her livid pussy to Butterfree's face.* squeak! *There is a sudden electrical blast, which Akane feels in the cockles of her heart, maybe below the cockles, maybe in the subcockular area, maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys, and most likely in the colon, causing another scream from her, and another splash of searing cum to greet Butterfree's face. He pulls out of her ass with a *slrrp*, and she watches him, a satisfied smile on her dial. For he is glowing, and he changes!!!!!!!!* Butterfree! You changed! And I wish you were already like that before we did it, jeez! *Butterfree is basically the same except longer, slightly stiffer, and with a big familiarly heart-shaped knob on the end of his tail. He squeaks and flutters at the door* Oh, the fight! I'll just take a shower and get dressed, I'll catch up with you when I get there :) (((The fight between Happosai and Pikachu. Ash and Misty are sitting at a table on the side of the courtyard, the Ranma crew opposite.))) "Kung fu, do what you do to me, I haven't been the same since my teenage lobotomy..." Shut the FUCK UP ASH, YOU DICK! Hey Pikachu! Pikaaa? Just thought I'd tell you that your friend Misty came to see me last night, and I fucked her like a little bitch! Grampa! Eeeeee! *fires lightning at Hokusai, who runs around evasively.* "I couldn't live without my kung fu movies, Shanghai Killers and Deadly Road, my life was ruined when the Green Dragon closed! Oh I think it's strange, he's friends with Fu Manchu..." Shut the FUCK UP!!!! *kicks Ash* Ow! *Butterfree flutters down next to Misty, hovering at shoulder height. She looks at his new Big Dong Style (Big Willie Style? hehe) and her usually sullen face brightens.* Fuckin AL_RIGHT_! (((And it went on, into the night...))) -EOF