General Lemon Warnings Apply: This story contains SEX, SEX, SEX! Tons of lip- smacking, raunchy sex and needless dialogue! If you are under the age of 18, you are not suppose to be reading this. If you are under 18 and reading this, then you must be either incredibly brave or incredibly stupid. I will place you in the same category as those suckers who'd bought those Macross Valkare Jets that are suppose to transform but don't. Martian Successor Nadesico is a property of Star Child, Xebec, ING, and Movic. Star Trek references are courtesy of Gene Rodenberry and Paramount Corporations. Other credit will go to where credit's due. Any attempt to sue me will be met with fierce opposition. We have the technology. WE ARE BORG! THE LUCKY STIFF A Martian Successor Nadesico Lemon Fanfic Unprofessionally Typed By The "Untouchably Depressing" Shinji Ikari The 10 o'Clock Assassin It's several years in the past. The planet is Mars, the location is the Paradyme sector, and the sun is attempting to shine through the thin clouds. A little girl is following a little boy and calling his name... "Akito...! Akito...! Akito...! Akito...! Akito...!" Ruri walks to the center of the stage. She then takes a deep breath... "I would like to take this opportunity to express my feeling on how much of an imbecile the author of this fanfic is. He thinks that because the ladies of Nadesico are so sexy that it's his god given right to write sex stories about them. Although he has potential, he has substandard writing skills. He should be doing his homework or something more fruitful than writing lemons. This terrible attempt of a story only shows which brain he's acutally thinking with. Just be warned that anything anyone does in this fanfic is out of clear stupidity. I just had to get that across your minds. Thank you." Ruri leaves the stage, and the fanfic resumes playing. Part 1: I'll Make You Feel Good! A young lady's beautiful body, covered only by a towel, is in a darkened room. This body belongs to Yurika. Her arms are wrapped around herself because it's cold. "Akito..." she calls out, "I'm deeply in love with you. Don't you see? I want you to make love to me!" Akito jumps up from his bed screaming and breaking out in a cold sweat. He finds himself in his own room. The same dream. The same dream as all those other nights. About Yurika... 'Why am I having dreams about her? I don't even like her. She's a pest, she doesn't know how to cook, and she's always getting me in trouble. Then he remembered a talk he had with Nagare last night: "You don't seem to have feeling for the young captain, do you?" Nagare says mockingly. "Ha! I plan to take her out of your arms! You won't be much of an opponent to me! Her heart will belong to me!" But Akito retorts, "I don't think it's your choice on who she likes or who her heart belongs to. Now, I became her friend. And if you want to capture her heart, then you better learn to treat her right and give her true happiness. I've been doing that, even though that wasn't a job I wanted to do." "But if you don't like her, then why don't you say so to her face?" "Because if I did, she wouldn't smile anymore." That's the reason. She's willing to open her heart to the right person. That's what Akito likes about her. He wants to see Yurika enjoy herself. But he's never thought of her in such a way that he might lose control and have sex with her. That's not him. Now what will he do? He needs to talk to a professional... The Nadesico is at the 14th dock in Spacestation 239, nearby Klingon. The main crew is in the control room looking at the computer-controlled spacemap right under them. 2nd Admiral Erina Kinzouwong starts first. "The Romulans and the Borg have been having territorial disputes for the past six decades. The Romulans wanted to construct an ENP (Erzhel NanoProgram) warp portal so they can connect with the Earth Solar System. But the Borg want to construct a Bio-Mech-Pico reproduction plant to continue breeding their kind. The war between them became bloody and horrible. Nadesico's main accountant, Prospector, then adds, "The war has also become costly in terms of money. The bill for both parties has ran up to the Earthling equivilant of about eight trillion dollars." Everybody in the room sweatdrops. "Anyway," continues Erina, "Our job is to aid the Kysole Axis Fleet in keeping the two factions from continuing this war while the higher ups in the USS (United Solar Systems) try to negotiate peace talks." Ryouko's eager for a battle to take place. "I hope we can bust some heads soon. I haven't had a good fight in months." "You always wanna fight, Ryouko." says Hikaru with a heavy sigh. "I think having fights with beings to travel in ships that look like boxes is not a good idea." Izumi, who has been giggling all this time, manages to blurt out, "EPMD!! EEEEE, PEEEEE, EEMMM DEEEEE!!!" She now runs around the room and goes nuts causing everyone to sweatdrop and wonder how she ever became a pilot. Ist Lieutentant Aoi Jun takes over. "So, I guess when the repairs are done we should be going. Right, Yurika?" he asks. "Yeah, but where's Akito?" asks the young captain. "In fact, where's Minato and Nagare?" "Tenkawa says that he'll be visiting doctor Fresange." Jun answers. "I don't know where Akatsuke and Haruka are..." In a small room very far from the control room, sounds of lovemaking can be heard. A trail of clothes are lying on the floor. Two people are making passionate love with each other, both glistening in their own sweat. Nagare attacks Minato's pussy with his hard cock, causing her juice to flow from her heavenly lips. "See? I told you I can make you feel good," states Nagare in between grunts. "YES! I feel good! I'm feeling the best I've ever had in my life!" screams Minato as she starts to come, holding her lover's cock like a vice grip. The extra tightness causes Nagare to lose his control and shoot his hot seed into her soaking wet canal. "I see you have a problem, Mr. Tenkawa." Akito is in Dr. Fresange' room speaking with her. "I'll have you know that you're a very popular and attractive guy. 'Akito Tenkawa, the young cook who's forced to become a pilot once more.' You've also become quite a babe magnet." "But, I didn't wanna be a pilot, or a babe magnet for that matter," states Akito. "What do I do?" "Well, first you got to figure out who you're dealing with. You've got three women who want to be within your heart." Fresange snaps her fingers and a "virtuo- screen" pops out beside her. The screen shows the faces of three women: Yurika, Megumi, and Ryouko. "Now, lets first start with Yurika. Who is she to you?" "Well, she's a childhood friend. She's always getting me in trouble, though. And I hadn't have a thought in my mind that she would become captain of a spaceship." "But do you want to have sex with her?" "Well... Uh..." "Okay, next we go to Megumi. What are your thoughts about her?" "She's... kinda nice. She's got a nice voice. I'd say that she's the most approciable of the people I've met." "But do you want to do her?" Akito goes silent. Does he really want to do her? "Lastly we have Ryouko. Tell me what you think about her." "Well... She saved my live several times. I'm trying to find a good way of saying 'thanks.' I don't know how, though." "Do you want to get romantically involved with her?" "I don't know if she wants to get romantically involved. With me, or anyone." "Are you afraid of sex?" asks the cool doctor, giving our hero a vicious smile. This gives Akito a powerful shock. He's never thought of any woman in a sexy way. "W-w-well... I've n-never thought... about sex. I didn't really think it was important..." "I'll tell you what: I'll make you feel nice. While I'm doing you, try and picture in your mind one of the three ladies you want to get with most." "Make me feel nice? How are you gonna do that?" Akito doesn't get an answer. All he gets from Dr. Fresange is a wicked smile as she disappears under the table. Yurika and Jun are in the lunchroom snacking on the Klingon Seaturtles, the meaty snack that can be eaten alive. The Klingons are a violent race, no matter how diplomatic you try to get them. They like to bring live animals to the dinner table and kill them on the spot. The crew of the Nadesico took a long while to learn this custom. Yurika eats off some of the live meat. "Tastes a little salty. Hey, Jun. The crew seems to be a little more relaxed now." "Since the USS took down the 'Consentual Affections Law,' we haven't had any more complaints from our crew, or any crew for that matter," says Jun. "The Prospector still thinks it's a bad idea to do it, though. But it's for the best." "Erina said that the law was there to stop the spread sexual diseases," states Yurika. "I wonder where Akito is. I hope he's okay..." Ines takes Akito's limp cock and puts it in her mouth, licking the head. Akito's eyes are twiching violently. 'I don't believe this! Why is she doing this?!' "What's wrong?" asks Ines. "All these womem like you. Don't you wanna feel good?" She puts his cock back into her mouth. 'What's going on?! It... feels good, though...' As Ines licks on his cock, it starts to get hard. Akito takes a deep breath and starts to relax. He leans back and tries to think about the three women... "If you give me a kiss, then I might be able to hold on longer." Yurika had tears in her eyes that day. It was clear that she wanted him. He was the only man in her mind at that time. "You must never lose hope, Akito. No matter what happens. Cheer up." Megumi obviously has feeling for him. Or else she woudn't have kissed him in the mech hanger. "You should be a man right about now. You shouldn't ask for any help from anybody." Ryouko treats him like her little brother. She might have some feeling towards him, although she will not admit it. Ines is really getting into this blowjob thing. She's taking Akito deeper and deeper into her mouth. Akito is really starting to enjoy it. But he can't decide who he wants to feel good with; Yurika, Megumi, or Ryouko. Ines licks on his head and pumps on his cock harder and harder. Akito soon reaches his brink. He gives out a very loud moan as his chasity belt gets broken. His semen quickly travels up his cock and shoots into Ines' mouth. She gladly swallows his seed down her throat, trying to drain the life out of him through his cock. On Akito's face is a large smile; this is his first time he's ever gotten this good a public service done on him. Ines sits back onto her chair. "So, did that felt good?" she asks. "Yeah. That felt really good." Akito answers. "So, have you made your decision?" "I don't know. I don't think any of them will go as far as you." "You shouldn't worry, Mr. Tenkawa. If the woman you love loves you, then you can go as far as you like." Part 2: Akito's The Only One For Me! Yurika leaves the lunchroom in search for her prized love Akito. As she walks by the liquid refreshment machines she gives her salutations to Nagare the expert pilot and Seiya the technician. "Damn!" says Nagare. "The captain's got the body that just won't quit! Why isn't that dummy Tenkawa taking advantage of her?" "My wife had that 'body that just didn't quit,'" states the normally crazed technician. "But I ruined it all by marrying her and producing a child." "Married?! I didn't know that you were married!" the usually cool pilot goes. "It was ten years ago. The company I worked for decided to throw an anniversary party. Someone brought in liquor and the next thing I know, I woke up in a motel with Ayami beside me. We were both covered with sweat, and she had the taste of cum in her mouth. A few months later, she was diagnosed pregnant." Seiya takes a sip from his Romulan Pacas Drink. "We decided to get married and raise the kid together, and I was gonna quit the life of swinging. But Nergal called me in, and now I'm in a spaceship surrounded by beautiful womem. I'm afraid my old tendancies will come back on me again." "Well," starts Nagare, "If you wanna fuck, you wanna fuck. There are places you can go to fulfill your needs." "Yeah, but without love between couples, the sex wouldn't be as good." Yurika makes it to Dr Fresange' office and is now talking with her. "Tenkawa read your report while he was here. He's now in his room on stand- by," says Ines. But she notices that the captain is giving her an ugly look. "What? What's wrong?" "You smell funny." Yurika answers. "OH! Uh... I was eating... Henrosaurus Meat with Corporus Sause." "Yeah. Sure." Yurika, now furious, marches down the hallway towards Akito's room. 'I don't know who she's trying to fool! I know cum when I smell it! I'm not stupid!' Her minds go back to the days when she was 14; when she has been continuously raped by a group of boys, each taking turns forcing their stinking cum down her throat. Akito is watching an episode of Gekiganger for the kilo-umpteenth time, the one where Ken meets Aquamarine. Akito wants to be in love with someone who can cook the best, but none of the girls he met are able to cook well enough. There's loud banging on the door. "AKITO!! AKITO, LET ME IN!!" shouts the captain from behind the door. Akito starts to get worried. Did she find out about him and Ines? He comes to open the door, and it soon slides open... Yurika barracades herself in, pushing Akito to the floor. She then turns around and locks the door. She does an about face towards Akito and gives him an angry look. "Uh, is there something wrong, captain?" asks our poor hero. "No! There's nothing 'wrong,' Akito! I'm just wondering why you went to Dr. Ines Fresange to get a blowjob instead of me! Am I not good enough?!" "Will you just calm down, Yurika!" "I keep telling you that I would be there for you, whatever problems you might have. Money, legal problems, sex; I can provide anything you like. Because I'm your friend. Right?!" "Please, let me explain..." "ANSWER THE QUESTION, AKITO!!" "Yes, you are my friend..." "Then why her?" "Because I though she would help me. You were in competition with a few other ladies on this ship. And I was hoping I would fix this problem before you end up in a catfight. Besides, it was her idea..." Yurika was taking of her clothes while he was talking, and he soon took notice. He then goes into shock. "Yurika! What are you doing?!" "Akito, I'm pretty pissed off at you right now. I want you to make love to me right now!" "What? Wait! You're not thinking rationally...!" "If you don't do as I say, I'll have you drummed out of the fleet!" Yurika has become very serious at this point, and Akito has no choice but to comply. He starts taking his clothes off hoping nobody will interupt them. Yurika, still pissed, goes over to him and rips off the rest of his clothes. She then proceeds to grab his cock and shove it down her throat. Akito yelps, then moans from the great suction in her mouth. Yurika violently sucks and slurps on his cock, burnt in her mind that sex is the ultimate way of proving her love to her friend. Seiya is at his bench, sullenly giving some more work to his small reenactment of the "Mecha War of Siuhng-Hou." He wonders how his wife and child are doing; if they're getting enough money, if they have enough clothes to wear or food to eat... Hikaru, the tutti-frutti pilot, walks by and decides to check up on what Seiya's doing. "Hi-de-ho, Uribakate! Anything I can help you with?" she busts out. Seiya gives out a heavy sigh and says, "I just though I might do some fine- tuned adjusting to my work. I then need to redesign the engines for mechs 15 and 226. I just got a lot of work to do... All I have in my life is the work I do..." "You're still not angry at me for dumping you, are you?" "No, I'm not mad. I'm just incredibly lonely. It's not everyday you get to meet someone who's beautiful and has the same interest." "That's the problem," starts Hikaru. "You'll say that I'm beautiful and what- not today, but next month, or maybe two years from now, your opinion of me will be totally different. I had boyfriends in the past, and I don't know why they don't stay with me long. It's either my personality or my poor hygiene... I don't know. I just don't want you to make any attempts at being my boyfriend." "You really shouldn't put yourself in such a low position." Hikaru gives off her question face as Seiya finishes off his mech model. "Beings of any planet aren't meant to live alone. If a relationship doesn't work, try another. Keep trying until you find the right one. Try it with someone who likes what you like. The ends might come off better than the means. If you like, I can show you the way." Hikaru just starts staring in amazement. 'Is Uribatake that interested in me?' "AAAAAHH!! I'M COMING!!!" Akito yells out as he shoots his sperm into Yurika's mouth. Anticipating this, she swallows hard taking everything he can give him. Akito collapse to the floor; his balls spent from coming twice in one Earth day. But Yurika isn't through with him, not by a longshot. She grabs from her shirt pocket a tube of lubricant and proceeds to rub some of it on Akito's limping dick. He looks up wondering why she is doing this, hoping that she isn't planning on doing the inevitable. Yurika pumps on his shaft and licks on his head, making him hard again. Then, when he's hard enough, she positions her naked body over Akito's dick and spreads her asscheeks wide. "Yurika, No!" shouts Akito. "Don't do this!" "I'm doing this because I love you," she says. "You're the only one for me." With that Yurika goes down onto his cock, stuffing every inch of his masculinity up her unmentionable. Unbelievably, his cock slips right in, and Akito goes into full shock due to her inconceivable tightness. This is blowing his mind. His dick is up the ass of the captain of Nadesico; he's got his cock up the anal rectum of his childhood friend. "No more running away this time, Akito!" says Yurika. "This time you're dealing with it!" She pumps up and down on him; her ass like a vice grip hold onto his cock. Akito's mind is in turmoil. He doesn't want to come up into her childhood friend's ass. But if he doesn't do what she says she'll kick him out of Nadesico. There's a part of him that wants to explode into her, but there's also this incredible amount of guilt and fear that surrounds him. Yurika continues to pump on him saying things like, "Is it good? Does it feel good?" To Akito this feels too good... This is the ultimate in love-making... He wants very badly to explode in her... "But Yurika...! I can't... c-can't come in your... AAAAAAHHH!!!" Akito falls off the edge. He shoots the rest of his sperm, and whatever manhood left in him, up Yurika's ass. She screams loudly as she feels her friend shooting into her. She finally got her way; Akito is hers. She collapse onto his chest, her sexual energy spent, feeling the happiest she can. Akito is in total shock. Yurika has used her power to totally take advantage of him... to use him for her ends... to (dare he even think it) "rape" him. What will he do now? Meanwhile, in another room, Hikaru is sucking on Seiya's dick and playing with his balls. Seiya's taking in all this estacy as Hikaru profesionally licks up and down his cock, around his balls, and then back up to the head of his dick. "If you really love me, then you give me some cream..." she sing to herself as she pumps on his dick. "If you love what I'm doing, then give me a sign. I like it when you come in my face, 'cause that's the best part..." Seiya grunts out loud as he ejaculates onto Hikaru's face. His come hits her cheeks, her hair, and her glasses. She gleefully puts his dick back into her mouth, sucking up the remnants of his sticky love juices. She finally lets his dick soften, leaving a string of sperm from her mouth. "Delicious. ^_^" she says. Part 3: Megumi's Beautiful Voice The Nadesico finally makes it to the area of space between Romula and Borg. It joins the rest of the battleships as they keep the two planets from warring with each other. Most of the important players are in the control room of the Nadesico, with Admiral Sadaaki starting first. "Well, I'm glad that we all made it in one piece today! I'm sure that you lovely people here will handle your jobs with efficiency. You know, keeping planets from having war with each other really is a big task..." Sadaaki notices Captain Yurika having a larger-than-life smile on her usually cute face. "You seem to be in an eager mood today, Captain." "I just had the most wonderful dream last night." Yurika says to her admiral. "Now I'm ready to tackle the big problems!" "Does that dream have anything to do with Tenkawa?" asks the Admiral. Yurika giggles a bit and answers, "Maybe..." Megumi, who's at the control console, is watching the Captain very closely, taking note of her behavior. She also realizes that Akito isn't here. Does Yurika's behavior have anything to do with Akito? If she ever found out that Yurika and Akito had done the unmentionable together, then it would totally destroy her. She decides to look for him later. Megumi finds him in the lunchroom, holding his head down in total depression. Hou Mai, the master chef, is nearby cutting some lettuce. Obviously he has heard Akito's problem but is unable to help him. He sees Megumi come in and goes, "Well, hello, Megumi. Akito has been waiting for someone like you to come in." With that, Akito sinks his head deeper. Megumi sits beside him, placing her arm around him. "I was beginning to notice something weird with the Captain. She was feeling happier than usual. I wonder if it had anything to do with you, Akito." He then turns his face to see the woman that also loves him. She gasps when she sees his face stained with tears that have been flooding from his eyes. Akito couldn't bare to look her in the face after what happened. This is a terrible time for him indeed. Could he explain to her what happened? Will she understand him or break him in two? Megumi soon starts to smile a little. "I know," she says. "It's because you were having such a good time with Yurika that somehow you would end up breaking my heart. Is that it?" "Meg. Please, let me explain..." was all that Akito could get out. "Okay. Then let me hear your side of the story." she says to him. The two end up in Megumi's room, where Akito explains everything that had happened last night. Megumi turns whiter than the wall around her. Yurika would go as far as violating herself to prove her love to him. There was no way that she could compete with someone who's willing to take that great a risk. And on top of that, she used her hierarchy as captan upon him. Akito, meanwhile, is holding his head down in shame. "Why don't you write a report to the higher-ups at the USS?" she asks. "I can't," he answers. "If the USS finds out, then she'll reverse the charges and say that I've raped her. And then there will be no end to it. I don't know what to do." "I feel so sorry for you, Akito." Megumi comes over to him and gives him a big hug. Akito starts hugging her back, crying on her shoulder. "No one should have to force their love on anyone," she says to him. "I will show you true love, Akito." Captain Yurika, Admiral Sadaaki, and 2nd Admiral Erina are at the battle mecha hanger, watching as the pilots are preparing to blast off for the rest of the spaceships in the area. "...And we're gonna get pilots from the other ships, Admiral?" asks Yurika. "This will only be for a while," answers Erina. "We just want to make sure we mix the best pilots with the others." "It's too bad that Akito's signed himself to stay here," says Yurika. "We could really use all the help we can get." "The boy has made his decision," Sadaaki tells her. "Someone so emotional and problem-filled as him should not be involved in the troubles of others." Yurika stares at one of the mechs taking off. "I wondering how he's doing now," she silently says, smiling a bit. Akito and Megumi are on the bed, locked in a long passionate kiss. They then break from the kiss. "Akito, you can do whatever you like. Just don't go too far, okay?" she tells her lover. Akito gives her a smile, then kisses her again. He proceeds to take her sweater off, unbutton her shirt, and reaches under her skirt to take off her panties. Megumi obliges by positioning herself as he takes off her panties. He then goes to the clamp in the front of her bra, and unhooks it. He looks down at Megumi's body. She's so stunningly beautiful. She reminds him of the lovely woman he saw in an old sex magazine. This is what he wants. This is the girlfriend he wants to have. He takes hold of her breasts and licks his tongue around her nipples; first the left one, then the right. Megumi moans as she feels her breast being held by her lover's hands. Akito then flips her skirt up to marvel at the sight of her ravishing shaved box between her legs. He takes his fingers and spreads her pussy lips wide. He goes in and licks at her clit, causing her to spasm and moan thunderously. He sticks his fingers into Megumi's sopping pussy whilst he licks on her clit, causing her to moan some more. Akito then finds her hymem, the barrier of skin that proves Megumi's virginity. He decides he's going to break that barrier. So he gets up, pulls out his hard cock, and positions himself between her legs. "I must warn you, Meg," Akito says to her. "This is gonna hurt." "It's okay," Megumi assures him. "I want you to bust through... and enjoy yourself." Megumi opens her legs and pussy lips wide, anticipating Akito's large dick. Building up his courage, he shoves his dick in. He gets halted by her hymen, and she starts to feel the pain. But Akito keeps slamming it in, causing her to moan in more pain. Then, with a hard push, he finally breaks through. Megumi gives out a deep howl as she wraps her legs around his waist and her pussy muscles around his dick. She tries to squeeze the life out of him like a boa constrictor, and Akito couldn't help but to bulge his eyes out and gasp for air. The shock winds down, and Megumi soon relaxes her pussy and leg muscles, releasing Akito. He collapse on top of her, trying to get his consciousness together. He comes up to her face and wipes the tears off her cheeks. "You're okay, Meg?" "I'm okay, Akito." With that, the couple now start copulating. He rams his large cock in and out of her tight pussy; flowing from it the love juices and a small trail of blood. They both moan out each other's name as they get sweaty from the experience. Akito kisses Megumi in the mouth, invading her insides with his tongue. But he gets out of her face for a while since he tries to consentrate on making her come with his dick. Akito continuously rams his manhood into her womanhood with renewed determination. Megumi is losing her control. She starts yelling about how good this is and how much he loves Akito. She finally loses it, howling her loudest, and her love juices gush out of her pussy onto his dick and legs. Akito is getting close to the brink as well, but he wants to make this meeting special. So he exits her sopping mess and lays his dick between her cleavage. Megumi doesn't understand why he's doing this, but she happily lets him do what he wants. She holds her breasts together and lets him fuck her tits. Akito finally grunts out loudly and falls off his edge. His come shoots out of his cock and flies onto her face. She collapse onto the bed, with Akito still on top of her. The action soon winds down, and Megumi tiredly plays with his dick as it drools semen from its head. She lets it go limp as she rubs it between her breasts. "Akito, do you love me?" Megumi asks. "Yes, I do," Akito answers. In the control room, Ruri and Minato are looking at her screen showing the hot action taking place in Megumi's room. "Oh wow! Tenkawa must be braver than I thought!" was Minato's reaction. Ruri's just contemplating on how much of an imbecile Akito, and the author, are. The door slides open, and Yurika walks in with Jun following close behind. "The captain's back!" Yurika shouts. But then she notices the two deckhands looking at the small screen. She runs to the commotion trying to find out what they're looking at. She then looks at the screen only to get the concussion that would normally destroy planet Jupiter. "Akito... And Megumi... Are... are..." Yurika's face turns ghostly white. Jun joins the rest of the people, pushing Yurika aside a bit, to see what the commotion's about. Minato starts the conversation. "Well, well, well. Looks like he gets turned on by average women, huh? I guess high-energy, high-yield women are not his thing." "Tenkawa has made his choice," he adds. "Yurika, I know this is a hard thing to swallow, but just remember that he is a man first and formost. Hey, Ruri. What do you think of this situation, besides the fact that Tenkawa is an idiot?" "The human sex genitals should be used to reproduce one more of their kind, not for entertainment purposes," states Ruri. "Your idiocy, your meager attempts to obtain that little piece of what you call happiness, the waste of your natural talent. These will all be your downfall." "Then I guess you're right, Ruri," Minato says to her. "Were all idiots..." The scenery disappears, leaving only Yurika and a spotlight above her. "Akito is... Is..." Tears start flowing from her eyes. Part 4: The Human Touch The peace talks have started between the Romulans and the Borg. It seems to be progressing at a slow pace. Though all that the Borg want to do is showcase their technology, and all that the Romulans want to do is drink the equivilant of tea. Still, they're making progress, and that's good. It's been about an Earth month since Captain Yurika had saw the truth. From that day forward she has become somber and frozen emotionwise. But her mood doesn't get noticed; either she was too good hiding it or nobody was paying attention. Jun is the only one that has been paying attention to her mood. He has been told by Yurika's father of the time she had been taken advantage of by several college boys. That incident had dramatized her so much. Since then she had tried to build up her power through hard work and personal friendships with Jun and a few other people. He can tell that she has become mentally distorted, so now he's worried about her. Jun starts looking for her. But Yurika cannot be found on the Nadesico. He asks Ruri to track her down, and her comlink has been found on the Krakkus, a neighboring battleship from the USS. 'Waitaminute. The Krakkus has been notorious for it's multitude of sex scandals. Yurika wouldn't go as far as to...!' Jun travels to the Krakkus, hoping that Yurika isn't doing the unthinkable. He docks his ship in the hanger, then travels down the hallway in search of the men's locker room. He finally finds the place, hoping that he wouldn't find Yurika there, and he opens the door... The smell of semen flows toward the outside of the room. Piles of pilots are on the floor, their limp dicks hanging out of their pants, moaning in pain from their continuous ejaculations. Jun, still in shock from this offensive sight, tries to walk through the pile of men laying on the floor. He ends up in the middle of the locker room to find Yurika, butt-nekkid, covered from head to toe with cum, jerking off a couple of limp dicks, and still wanting that hot action she had when she was 14... "Please don't go limp! I want more! I want more...!" she yells. Then she notices Jun right in front of her. "Oh. Hi, Jun! You wanna fuck?!" Her cum-stained hand reaches out for his crotch. Jun smacks her hand out of the way. "Cut that out, Yurika! This isn't high school!" Meanwhile, back in the Nadesico, Akito and Megumi are at the mecha hanger waiting for the three lady pilots to exit their space mechas. Ryouko, Hikaru, and Izumi walk together towards the couple. Everyone gives each other their salutations... "So, how's it like being assimilated by the Borg?" asks Akito. "Assimilated?" goes Ryouko. "I thought it was brain surgery. I'm telling you right now; you can't work with the Borg and stay human! They won't let you be human!" "I agree." says Hikaru. "It's totally boring! All their is is information, just a bunch of words that are suppose to mean something. But I wasn't able to understand it all." "The Borg is everyone, and it is no one," says Izumi. She starts swaying back and forth, with the wind blowing through her hair, as the scenery changes into a dark desert... (Think Madonna's video, "Frozen.") "They wish to flow freely like water. Their minds want to dance naked in the heat of the sun. They want nothing more than to share their feelings through assimilation." Everyone within an earshot sweatdrops. The Borg ships sweatdrops(?!), as well as the pile of drained men in the locker room of the Krakkus. Even Ruri couldn't help but to produce a giant sweatdrop over her head. "You are a weirdo," Akito states to his once fellow pilot. Ryouko comes closer to Akito. "At any rate," she says, "I've missed you, Akito. Why don't you make for us that Lobster Lasagna you're so popular with." Ryouko tries to give Akito a hug, but Megumi intervenes. She doesn't want Ryouko getting any ideas. Ryouko now understands. "I see," she says. "You and Akito are the real couple, huh?" Megumi nods. "Well, let me tell you something, Little Miss Starlet," she continues. "I've saved his ass for hundreds of times. It's because of me that he's safely in your loving arms. So, I think to the best of my knowledge that it's only fitting for him to thank me properly." "What?" asks Megumi. "In what way?" asks Akito. "In a very sexual way, Akito." answers Ryouko. Expressions are shown on the faces of Hikaru and Izumi. "Oooooohh. Did she say what I thought she'd said?" "No, Akito! Don't do it!" Megumi shouts as she tugs on her lover's collar. "What about your love for me?! You said that you would let nobody else come between us!" Akito then takes her into his arms and holds him close. "I do love you, Megumi." he says to her. "But Ryouko's right. I can't let this debt go unpaid. Let me do this, okay?" Megumi gives out a sigh and says. "Okay, I'll let you do this. But after you're finished, come back to me." Akito nods to her. And with that she starts walking back to the control room as he comes close to Ryouko. They both stare at each other's eyes... "OOOOOHH!! Ryouko's gonna get it on with Tenkawa!" mocks Hikaru and Izumi. "SHUT YOUR FACES!!" Ryouko yells at them. Meanwhile, Yurika's taking a long shower trying to wash all the cum stains away. Jun is in the next room writing the report for her. He's glad that he was able to drag the captain from that dreaded ship. "What did you think you were doing?! You're not Supergirl!" he shouts to Yurika. "I was depressed, Jun!" she shouts back as she finishes her shower. "Out of all the people who work under me you should be the best in understanding how I feel!" "You really shouldn't do that, Captain! You don't hear about the captain of USS Voyager throwing her naked self into a troop of horny men when she's depressed, do you?!" He notices Yurika coming out of the shower, wearing only her towel and having tears in her eyes. "You don't seem to understand my situation, do you?" "You mean the one where Tenkawa passionately loves Reinard more than you?" asks the sub-lieutenant. "I gave him my ALL," she continues. "I sucked on his cock. I swallowed his cum. I even let him go up my ass." "Captain. Fellatio and anal sex does not a good sexual relationship make," he tells Yurika. "Usually, a good relationship builds up to good sex, not the other way around. You gave him sex because it's burnt in your mind that it makes him feel good. But it proves in the end that true love will bring harmony to any man." Yurika walks around Jun and sits on the bed. "You mean to tell me that all this time I've been wasting my love on Akito?" she asks. "Lets not say that it's a waste," Jun says as he gets up from his chair and sits next to her. "Akito really appreciates the love you gave him. It's just that you gave him to much. Why don't you instead just give your love to someone who really needs it. Someone like me." "I was gonna suck your dick back there, Jun." "No, that was fallback when you were raped six years back. I want to show you the true meaning of sex. I want to do this so we can both enjoy it." "Jun..." And with that Jun takes Yurika lightly by the chin and kisses her. She gladly sticks her tongue into his mouth, but his tongue relaxes on hers because he doesn't want her to go to fast. Ryouko takes Akito to her room. She slips her suit off and it falls to the ground. Akito stares in awe at her glistening, naked body. "Get on the bed, Akito," she orders and he does this. She comes close to him and lays him on his back. Ryouko then gets on top of his face. "You know how to eat fish, do you?" she asks. Akito nods and he proceeds to slurp on her green-haired pussy. Ryouko moans as Akito pleases her with his mouth. Jun has Yurika on the bed, kissing her and rubbing her breasts. He then moves his hand down to her pussy which is already flowing with juices. 'Man! She really is a sexpot!' he thinks to himself. Yurika unzips his pants and pulls out his cock. "Jun! I want you to do me! I want you to take you hard cock and fill me up inside!" she cries. "Hey, hold on! Let me put on my condom first." "Jun! I'M ON THE PILL!!" "Oh." Akito has his hand in Ryouko's pussy and his tongue on her clit pleasing her the best way he can. Ryouko moans louder and lounder, her pussy wet with anticipation to explode. Akito rams his hand hard up through her vagina, causing her to come so hard that she screams out his name. Her sexual discharge is followed by a tidal wave of love juice flowing out of her pussy and onto Akito's face. He brings her pussy closer to her mouth, trying to swallow up the rest of the juices. Ryouko tries to wind down. She felt so good, she didn't expect him to pay her back this well. She looks down upon Akito whose face is messy with her juice. She decides to reward him for doing such an excellent job. Jun is now ramming his cock into the pussy of his beloved captain and friend. He takes her legs and wraps them along his shoulders as he tries to find a better way of doing her. He sees Yurika's breast flop up and down as he slams his dick into her moist pussy. "Oh Jun! Fuck me! Oh, fuck me please!" cries Yurika. "I want you to shoot your come deep inside me!" "Yes, but I want you to come too, Yurika." he tells her. Ryouko has Akito's hard cock in her mouth. She then places his dick between her ample breast. She showcases her tit-fucking techniques to Akito, causing him to give out a loud moan. "R-ryouko...!" he stammers. Ryouko continuously rubs on his large shaft as she licks his headpiece with such finess. Jun now has Yurika up on the wall, slamming his cock upwards. He tries to hold on as he tries to get her to come. But how long can he hold on? Yurika's pussy may have been fucked for the thousandth time, but she's still expertly holding his cock tightly like a python, trying to squeeze the life out of him. "Jun! I feel GOOD!! I want you to come in me NOW!!" she yells. "I can't, Yurika!" he grunts out. "I want you to... NNNNGH!! TOO LATE!!" Jun's concentration finally breaks as he shoots his hot milk up into Yurika's tight hole. She lets out a loud howl of heated passion; her love juices gushing out of her and onto his squeezed dick. "OOOOOHH!! I'M COMING!!" yells Akito as his cock explodes from the tip once again. His cum shoots out and hits Ryouko's face. She brings her mouth to his head and sucks up the remnants of his cum. Some of the white, sticky stuff drips down onto her breast, which still has Akito's dick between her cleavage. "Oh, Tenkawa," she purrs. "So, who's this large dick really for?" "It's for Megumi. I'm in love with her," he answers. Ryouko holds his dick between her cleavage as it drools cum from its headpiece and goes limp. As the Earth month ends, the Romulans and the Borg finally come to an agreement. The Romulan warp portal will expand to accompany the Borg reproduction plant. Some strings might have to be pulled and some rivers might need some bridges build over them, but somehow everybody believe that the upcoming problems will be solved with a combination of teamwork and elbow grease. On the Romulan spaceship Kazhaklar, the Prospector is having a "coffee" break with Romulan accountant Couzor and Borg accountant 19 of 22. "I'm glad that the two races have finally come to an agreement," says the Prospector as he gives out a heavy sigh and starts to drink his coffee. "You look depressed," Couzor tells him. "What seems to be the problem?" The Prospector starts to explain. "We had a federal law that was shot down by all the crew members of the USS. It specificly stated that the people of the USS must not engage in sexual relationships with each other. But nobody liked it. So they threatened to cease all productivity functions until they can get the law changed. But the thing that got to me is that they've all signed it beforehand. Talk about being dishonest." "Well, at least your kind is being democratic about it," says Couzor. "That's the problem with your kind," starts 19 of 22. "You wish to achieve your ultimate 'feel-good,' your ultimate in a fantasy world escapism. Your mind doesn't want to achieve fruitful goals because it is always sidetracked by your day-by- day dreams. At this rate you will run yourselves to extinction before you even know it." "Well, I can't say that I haven't tried..." says the Prospector as he gulps down the last bit of coffee. Prologue: The Prospector returns back to the Nadesico. He walks down the hallway towards the control room. He enters the room to find... No one's here... except for Ruri. "Where is everybody?" he asks. "Oh, you mean the idiots," Ruri says to him. "They're all in sickbay." "Sickbay? Why's everybody in sickbay?" The scene changes to the doctor's room, where everybody, including Dr. Fresange, are on a life support syrum. Splotches of red and blue are seen on everybody's faces and skin. "They've seem to have caught some horrible virus," Ruri says. "I think it was sexually transmitted. It's going to take months for them to recover." The Prospector finally snaps. He lets out a thunderous laugh. "SEE!! THAT'S WHY THE LAW HAS BEEN MADE, YOU STUPID MORONS!!" he yells over the intercom, then he starts running all over the control room like a maniac. But Ruri remains calm, only forced to say her favorite word, "Baka." The End. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Evil Grin }:) ) This is Ruri Hoshini of the Nadesico and this is a little bonus for you fans out there. If you don't like the prologue that was given to you, then an alternative is made in it's place. Follow along... The Prospector, depressed from the loose conduct of the crew, returns to his own ship. He's in the dock of the transport ships, walking towards the door. But someone silently sneaks behind him and zaps him with a tazer, causing him to fall to the ground unconscious. Later, he wakes up with a feel-good buzz. He finds himself tied to a chair in someone's room, hearing the sound of a woman's stifled moaning. The Prospector soon realizes that he's been given a forced blowjob. "What's the meaning of this?!" he finally yells out. "I demand to see your face right now!" The person who's deapthroating him lifts her face up for him to see. The Prospector goes into shock to see that his own 2nd Admiral is giving him the treatment. "Erina?!!" he yells. "The 2nd Admiral?! Why are you doing this?!" "Because you need it!" she says. "I'm going to show you the reason why we had that law taken down!" She takes his dick and goes down, deep down, until her mouth reached his balls. "But... I can't... do this! I... have... a wife and kids..." Too late. He grunts out loudly as he shoots his sacred semen, and whatever bravery he had when he fought the Jovian Lizards, into the mouth and onto the face of the usually stern 2nd Admiral. Erina looks into his face, licking her lips to capture the taste of his sperm. A look of victory creeps onto her cum-sploched face. "This is the reason," she tells him. "Do you want more?" "Y- yes, I do..." answers the Prospector. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Well, that's it. Another badly writen biproduct from the great 10 o'Clock Assassin. Always able to aim his sniper's rifle at the characters of good quality anime shows. And you heard it from me first. He is an idiot. HEY!! What a vibrator doing in my...?! No! Don't! I'm underaged! Ah! Ah! AAAAHH!! No! This...! Feels good! I'm not suppose...! To feel good until...! Oh! Oh! OOOOAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! I'M COMMIIIIIINNG!!! (Heavy breathing) Okay, fanfic writer... You made your point...! I still think you're an idiot! (Collapse and falling asleep) Questions? Flames? Etc.? I can be reached at tycplans@yahoo.com or tyree3@pacbell.net.