Shinji The 10 o'Clock Assassin WARNING: This fanfic contains sexually graphic situations. Viewer Discretion is strongly advised. The characters herein will be 18 years of age or older. Martian Successor Nadesico belongs to Kia Asamiya and is released through Xebec. It's been released in America by ADV Films and if you even think of insulting the dubs then you will be continuousy mowed down by the Nadesico's "Really Big Gun." ADV Dubs rule! SECOND WARNING: I've screwed up the continuity. Gai Daigouji will not be dead. Nearly everyone will take part in this deranged lemon fanfiction... ************ Seiya Uribatake is not having much luck with women at all. Ever since the day he started working in the Nadesice, all he ever recieved was put-downs from all types of ladies. Everyone saw him as a better inventor than a man to get with. So he makes his decision. He gets on the horn to call his... wife... Seiya: Dear... It's me... I'm going to come back... No. I'll be coming home to take care of you... Yes, I am... Thank you... -=**=- Seiya: Captain. Permission to conclude my job here as an engineer. Prospector: Now wait a minute! Why would you wanna quit now?! There's no better place to work than here! Yurika: (With an enormous smile upon her face. But then she has to get rid of it because she sees a real serious Seiya in front of her.) Oh, Mr. Uribatake. Why do you wanna quit? Seiya: Well... I couldn't find a reason to be here. And besides, I have a family I wasn't suppose to leave behind... Yurika: Well, I'm so sorry to hear that. It was real nice having you work with us, though. You've been really helpful. ^_^ Seiya: Thank you very much, Captain. *********** MARTIAN SUCCESSOR NADESICO THE LUCKY STIFF RETURNS: UNCONTROLLED TENKAWA ************ Yurika has a plan. That explains the large smile on her face. She's taken the popular use of "sun tea" and has added something extra to the mix: a euphorically powerful "Spanish Fly" formula guaranteed to keep the opposites sex up all night. She plans to give this to her best love, Akito Tenkawa, and have wild, raunchy sex with him until the sun comes up. And as soon as that "anime nut" Gai Daigouji leave, she'll set her plan into action. -=*=- Daigouji: What _is_ it with you, Tenkawa?! I got here the best anime the world has ever seen, and you're collecting... What?! What is this?! Thanks to the great Gai Daigouji, Akito Tenkawa has started a rising collection of anime. But not really the mainstream anime series. And not "Gekiganger," to much of Gai's anger. Akito: Geez! I thought you said that anime is the bridge between cultures of the world and ultimately the universe! Daigouji: I said GEKIGANGER!! Not "Variable Geo" or "Silent Mobius!" And not even "Rane The Elf" or "Sabre Marionettes!" And especially not...! Oh my God... What Gai was referring to was a Softcel hentai pick of "Can Can Bunny Extra 2" where the back cover had a women who's frilly panties can be as clear as day. Blood soon trickles down from the nostrils of the "great Gekiganger pilot." Soon, Gai thought it best to leave Akito and his "pervert collection" before he dies from the sight of it. He exits the room with tissue up one of his nostrils; unsuspectingly passing by a hidden Yurika Mizumaru and her "secret weapon." Akito soon starts playing some "Sakura Wars" on his TV. And as soon as the cute little "Genjuro Kibagami wannabe" starts spouting some poetry about cherry blossoms, there was a knock on his door. Akito: It's open. Come in. Yurika: (Coming in through the sliding door.) Oh Akito! I'm so glad to have this chance to talk with you! Akito then sees what she has on her person, which is a thermos full of... Something. The weary pilot/cook starts getting nervous because of the fact the Yurika's cooking parallels the late Akane Tendou's on a good day. Akito: Uh... What is it, Yurika? Yurika: (Sitting down with him.) Oh, it's just some traditional sun- tea I've just made. I was hoping you could have some. ^_^ Akito: N... No thanks. I'm not thirsty. Yurika: Oh, I see. (Changes her tactics.) Akito Tenkawa, please have some of this sun-tea. I've made this strictly for you. Akito: ...My question, Yurika. Yurika: Yes? Akito: Why do you want me to drink this "sun-tea?" Yurika: Because you love me. And you and I are meant to be together. Akito: Uh... Yurika... Yurika: What? You don't love me? Am I ugly, Akito?! Akito: No, Yurika. It's just that... Yurika: I'm ugly, and hidious, and my breath stinks, and I got genital warts all over me! IS THAT IT, AKITO??!! By this time Akito has decided to drink a cup of the captain's sun- tea, unbeknownst that it has the dreaded Spanish Fly in it. Yurika: ALRIGHT!! AKITO LOVES ME!! AKITO TENKAWA LOVES ME AND ONLY ME!! (Comes close to his face.) Do you think I'm sexy? Akito: W-WHAT??!! Yurika: Oh, come now. You and I have been the longest childhood friends through thick and thin. Surely you must have something for me for all these years! Akito: NOW HOLD ON JUST A Hoshino: (Pops up on the vid-screen.) Captain. We need you at the bridge. Yurika: Uh... Me? Right now? Well... I'm kinda busy... Hoshino: The captain of the ship should never be kinda busy. There are people here that will kindly take your position if you don't know how to... Yurika: ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT!! I'M COMING!! [And I'm suppose to be "cumming!"] See you later, Akito! (Runs off in an embittered puff of smoke.) After that, Ruri and Akito take this opportunity to stare at each other in disbelief. Akito: She's an idiot, is she? Hoshino: Dodos can hold university diplomas compared to her. And the vidscreen pops off as Akito checks the time. He's got 45 minutes before he needs to get to work. So he must prepare for it. An image of Ruri's cute face covered with his cum... Akito: AAAAHHH!! What was that all about?! -=**=- And at the bridge... Sadaaki: As you can see, the Jovian Lizard's ship may seem harmless. But it's got enough firepower to level Saturn. Yurika: Oh gee wiz, Munetake. And will it plow my anus as well? Everyone: Huh?! Megumi: Uh... Isn't it suppose to be Uranus? Haruka: (Whispering.) The captain's sexually frustrated today. Hoshino: (Ditto.) The captain's an _oversexed_ idiot. Houry: It's best we leave it to the rest of the Earth Defence Forces now. We're still in need of a replacement for Mr. Uribatake. Prospector: Absolutely, Mr. Goat. But this will not be cheap. (Pulls out his calculator and starts doing some math.) Junaoi: (Notices Yurika grumbling and getting edgy.)[Poor Captain. She continues to attack Tenkawa in hopes of breaking down his defences. And yet it seems that she's losing too much ground...] -=*=- Houmeih: And a good evening, Tenkawa. Nice to see you on time for work, tonight. Akito: Hello, Hou Meih. Nice to see your fine tits so I can pull my dick out and fuck you like rabbits in Calculus. [WHAT THE HELL AM I SAYING??!!] Just then, the rest of the cute cooks and everyone else within earshot turns to stare at Akito. The room soon goes darkeningly silent. Houmeih: Tenkawa. Can you come with me to the back, please? Akito: Y... Yes, ma'am. [I'M GONNA DIE!! SHE'S GONNA KILL ME!!] And at said back room... Hou Meih, who's stern bitterness slowly turns into a warm smile, suddenly flings her clothes off in one quick swoop. And pretty soon, said rabbits that Akito had mentioned were busy doing integals and derivatives, inverse hyperbolic functions, and translating parametic equations into polar coordinates. When Akito finally came to his senses, it was time for the "Tenkawa Patrol" to access the damages: #1: One warm, wet, and slightly sore pussy with Akito's cock still inside. #2: A pair of sperm-bathed breast still heaving with arousing movement. #3: One totally blissed Hou Meih with sperm all over her face and hair, and some within her mouth as well as down her throat. #4: One very large cock which is still fucking Hou Meih towards the gates of heaven. And the focet has been left on for a while, which means that he's still coming gallons upon gallons of sperm... But it's all that the patrol could note down at this time since Akito had lost all consciouness due to too much sex... -=*=- The scene chances to the Pacific Ocean near Japan. Some of the Jovian Lizard forces have managed to break through the "big barrier" and are now having an explosive quarrel with the space fleets on Earth; Nadesico included. Sadaaki: NOW WHY DID THESE GUYS TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO PLOW THROUGH OUR BARRIERS??!! Haruka: Maybe they were really bored and need something to do. Megumi: These Lizards are pretty brave, though. They'd sacrifice one of their best ships just to get through the barrier and get at us. Houry: What is your plan, Ms. Mizuma- Huh?! Obviously, the Captain's doll seemed to have taken her place. Sadaaki: When this is all over, I say we replace the little minks! Prospector: Ah, but that would also be expensive. Houry: But where could she have gone to at this time? Junaoi: Probably looking for Akito, I guess. (Sorry, Yurika. But at this time I can only be truthful... ~_~;) Meanwhile, the Captain was unable to find her overdriven sexual interest. So she decided to visit some of the guys over at Engineering and spent her time getting herself off with them. Hoshino: Idiot... -=*=- ......kito. Akito! Houmeih: Akito. Are you alright? Akito: Uhhh... Hou Meih. I am so sorry about this... Houmeih: About what? Driving your pole so far up me that you might hit China? Just remember; I _LET_ you in. Akito: But... How come? Houmeih: Because I don't like the idea of one of my cooks running around with a hard-on. I wanted you to get rid of it. And what better way of doing it than to give it to me. Akito: But... I got you pregnant. Houmeih: Don't even worry about it. For now I want you to take a cold shower and get yourself ready for tomorrow's work. Okay? -=**=- Another victory had seeminly been won by the good guys. And Gai Daigouji is celebrating by playing his best "Gekiganger" anime to the other pilots. Only Hikaru Amano seems to enjoy it, though. Ryouko, Izumi, and everyone else were (trying to be) busy doing other stuff. Akito is outside the cafeteria meanwhile, realizing that he has a problem controlling himself. So he figures that he should see a professional about it. But the only professional out there are Haruka and Inez. And he doesn't want to see either of them because of the fact that they're... Fresange: Well hello there, Tenkawa. Akito: AAAKK!! You! (His cock suddenly growing to full mast again.) Fresange: Huh? Is that any way of greeting the medic in charge? (Looks over to his hard-on he's trying to hide.) It seems you have a real problem there. Akito: Well, it's nothing really... (Tries to run but has been caught by his ear.) Fresange: Don't run from me. This is the type of situation where good medical attention is needed. -=*=- Inside Inez Fresange's room... Fresange: Now, we can do this in one or two way. I can either bring out the "Really Big Needles" and stick them all up and down your dick... Akito: (Turns white in sheer horror.) Fresange: Or... You can do this the simple way. Akito: Ah... The simple way, I guess... Fresange: Very good. Now, I want you to pull out your penis. Secondly, I want you to grab me by the waist. Now... I'm going to pull my skirt up. I want you to push my panties aside... And I want you to slide your penis in me. Now, concentrate on your penis. How does it feel inside of me? Akito: Oh God. It feels so nice and warm and wet...! OH GOD I WANNA FUCK YOU SO BAD!! :)... Fresange: OH YESS!! OH GOD!! I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME YOU TOO, AKITO!!! :)... Akito: Ha....?? Fresange: Now, I want you to lay me on the bed. Very good. Now, hump that cock of yours into me. Now... I like you... To do it... In a c- a constant rhythm... Half an hour later... Fresange: Ooooohhh Goooooooooodddd.....! Another half hour later we see Inez' mouth filled with foam as she's continuously screwed by Akito. The next half hour we see Inez back to normal and in a constant rhythm with the cook/pilot's cock. He's already shot up into her 45 minutes ago. But... Fresange: Akito? Do you...? Do you feel it coming again? Akito: Yes! YES!! Fresange: Then pull it out. But leave the tip of your cock on the outside of my pussy. Akito: Gwaaaauuhh...! Fresange: That's it. Shoot it all over my pussy. Then shoot it all over my leg. All over my stockings as well. Oh yes... Akito: Inez... Fresange: Akito... You're still hard as a rock... Akito: Oh no. What'll I do? Fresange: Tell you what... I'll perscribe you some people to have sex with. I will advise you not to leave your room, though. Your overdriven sexual urges has caused your rational thinking to plummet quickly. Akito: Yes, ma'am... (I can't believe this... If Inez can't cure me...) -=*=- Back to the Captain; apparently she's been found by the heads of the Nadesico. And it's also apparent that she drunk her own sun-tea. Admiral Munetake stormed up a fierce complaint against having a captain as slutty as Yurika whilst Major Goat just stood there and said nothing until he was asked. (Typical anime tough guy cliche.) The Prospector and Jun would've joined Sadaaki in his complaint is it wasn't for Yurika "taking" them into her already used holes and milking them dry. Sadaaki: I'm amazed at you, Mr. Goat. You seem to be holding up pretty well against these circumstances. Houry: It's not really difficult at all, Admiral. (I'm already hooked up with Ms. Minato. *Blush*) AHEM!! -=**=- Right now all Akito wants to do is go to his room and sl- Megumi: A-Ki-To! Akito: AK!! OH NO!! Megumi: You're not going into your room to watch anime are you? Akito: Actually I'm going to take you into my room and watch you orgasm in estacy as I ram my "Mighty Johnson" up against you. -==- Megumi: WHAT THE HELL??!! DON'T TALK THAT WAY TO ME, YOU DIRTY PERVERT!! The angered ex-voice actress then takes out her "Interdimensional Death Mallet" and proceeds to beat our crying hero into submi- -==- Megumi: AKITO!! Akito: GWAHH!! (Prostrates himself to the floor.) I'msorry,I'msorry, I'msosorryforsayingallthatstufftoyouI'msosorry... Megumi: Youmeanthestuffaboutyoutakingmetoyourroomandrammingy our "MightyJohnson"upintome? Akito: Uhh... well... I didn't mean it... Megumi: But Akito, I'd be happy to let you ram it up into me. ^_^ Akito: Huh? Really? Megumi: The thing is... It's that... I have a horrible secret... Some time later, in Tenkawa's room... Akito: You have AIDS? Megumi: No... (Turns around and puts in the classic "CountDOWN" into Akito's DVAT player.) Akito: Then, what is that horrible secret? ^_^; Megumi: Akito... I was the voice of... Megumi refers to a lady in the DVAT: She's "doing it" with another woman behind the soda machine. Akito doesn't understand. But then he understood. And not only did he understood; he also clinged himself to the farthest wall like a newt. OH MY GOD, NO! And to think he's been having fantasies about her! OH FUCKING SHIT!! WHAT IF SHE WAS HAVING FANTASIES ABOUT HIM??!! Megumi: I'm sorry... Akito... And with that, Megumi gets out her... Toy... And proceeded to play with it as one of the sex scenes commences in the hentai anime. Scream his frightened little head off? Join in? Megumi Reinard is one of the few sane people since he joined the Nadesico. Her, Hou Meih, Ruri (the poor girl), and Jun. She was so popular that her double was featured in the world's most famous sex magazine. And on top of that, she's his most favorite voice actress in the world. But to find out that SHE... HAS... *Flashback* Megumi: Hang in there, Akito... *End Flashback* Akito: Megumi... Megumi: What is it...? The nervous cook/pilot decided to take his chances... And... Creeps closer to Megumi... Akito: May I... May I join you...? Megumi: Do you want to join me? Akito: Well... The thing is... Megumi: You don't have to push yourself, Akito. I'm a freak of nature... Akito: That's not true! I... Megumi starts to have tears in her eyes as she continues to play with herself. But then she suddenly feels a hand grasp at her. And it goes up and down on her. OH MY GOD, IT'S HUGE AND IT'S HARD!! Megumi then, slowly and surely, turns around so Akito can have a look on her. Her simple expression on her face, going down to the frilly cotton bra that covers her nice breasts. AND SHE DOES HAVE BREAST!! "REAL ONES" SHE SAID!! And then down past her black miniskirt toward her... Toward her... JESUS H. CHRIST!! SHE'S BIGGER THAN HIM!! Megumi: You're afraid of me... Why is that? Akito: [WELL, FOR STARTERS, I DON'T WANT THAT THING OF YOURS UP MY ASS!!] Megumi: That's okay, Akito... I'm... -==- The next part of the CountDOWN SVAT is a newly made part. One where the hermaphrodite in said show meets another hermaphrodite from "Hot Tails." The two of them talked, and hooked up... And fantasized about a handsome man... And kissed... And pulled at each other's meats... And finally there was a glance of the sheets covered with splotches of sperm, the carpetted floor covered with splotches of sperm... -==- And most definitely the wall used to watch the hentai show on is covered immencely with splotches of sperm. Megumi/Akito: OOOOOHHHH GOOOOD!!! THAT WASS SSSSOOOOO GOOOOOOOOODDDD!!! A couple of faces are etched with the sheer perverted fulfillment of estacy as they continue to jerk at each other's "Johnsons" until there was none left. That was unfortunate for the already tired Akito, but Megumi still had more than enough energy left. She takes her lover's hand to cup a feel of her breasts as she continues to try to paint the wall white. Akito, meanwhile, feels like he's about to fall off. But either it was the "Spanish Fly" or the true love for Megumi that kept him going. It was his greatest dream to go between the ex-voice actress' legs and lick at her unmentionables. But alas... He takes his finger, wipes some of her man-cum from off of her cock... And slides it on his tongue... To taste it... And... That was so sick of him to do it... And he wondered from this day on why he did it. Megumi: Akito... I love you... His wondering has ended. What took over him next was a feeling of warmth. Love. A fulfilled need. Perversion. Horniness. And he and Megumi played with each other for a good two hours more. And her cum had kept tasting better every time. -=**=- The Nadesico is back at the docks in Japan... Sadaaki: WHAT??!! You're not going to get rid of the Captain?! Prospector: No. Despite her behavior we feel that she is still needed to run this ship. [And besides, why would we throw away a woman with such a tight ass?] Houry: I don't think this is a right moment to be taking about the Captain in that manner anymore. What Mr. Goat is referring to are the two people walking towards the crew of the Nadesico. Erina: Hello and how do you do. My name is Erina Kim Wong and I will be the new engineer for the Nadesico. Elly-Lynn: But you can call me "Elly-Lynn!" (Giggle!) My apologies. I just had to insert this bad joke. ^_^ Erina: And this idiot over here is named Nagare Akatsuki. (Pointing to the handsome-looking guy with the long hair who's in the trademark "cool guy" position.) Nagare: How are all my lovely people today? Junaoi: Excellent. We're doing fine... Sadaaki: And what is HE doing here?! Erina: He will be your new pilot; taking over your Akito Tenkawa so he can put more of his efforts into being a cook. Houry: Shouldn't you have asked him first beforehand? Erina: Sir? If you excuse me? I have tasted the food he has cooked. And you must believe me when I say that he makes a better pilot than a cook. -=**=- Okay. He's taken his shower. He's cleaned his clothes. He's eaten some normal food. And he had another hour with Megumi and her "added-on feature" just to be sure he won't be horny for a while longer. So now he's off to the kitchen so he can get back to what he really enjoys doing. SEX!! No! Sex! NO, DAMNIT!! IT'S NOT SEX!! It's...! Sex... Yurika has done a number on him this time. It's bad enough that she can't cook. It's bad enough that she wants to get God out of his pants. But to mess up on something as simple as "Spanish Fly" and then have him do it with every other female crewmember on this ship. Even though the law specifically states not to go beyond just "holding hands." Let's just hope and prey that he can avoid Ru- Izumi: Even though the ship is not as big. And the ship is very versatile on water. It seems to hold a lot of people on it. For every time it docks. The passengers disembark from it. And the disembarking is endless. Akito nearly passes by Izumi Maki before he starts going hard once more. Surely he doesn't have time for this. And surely he's not gonna pull out his salami for this... Chainsmoking, grotesquely attractive, big-breasted... Oh my God, look at the size of his cock now! Izumi: The ship is in desperate need to dock again. (Takes a long drag off her cigarette.) The passengers are screaming to disembark again. S&M! If this girl is even remotely close to anything S&M, he's going to kill every damn yey on this ship as well as any neighboring ones nearby! Izumi takes him to a nearby room. Which she shares with her fellow pilots Hikaru and Ryouko. And Ryouko would protest very loudly about Izumi's little "toys" she usually has around the room. She sits upon her bed, finishes off her cigarette, and proceeds to open her long legs wide; beckoning for Akito to come to her. A moment later; the room is filled with noises of low lady moans and squishy genital sounds, followed closely by young male gruntings... THREE STRAIGHT HOURS LATER...!!! Akito is a drooling idiot. His large cock is at its majestrate as it sprays its sperm all over the pussy, stomach, breasts, face, and hair of the sheer beauty that's being fulfilled by him; who is also a drooling idiot. But Akito has to be somewhere else at this time. Hou Meih's not only going to kill him: She's going to screw him hard. And then have the rest of the "Hou Meih Girls" screw him. And then kill him. But not before she screws him some more... And have the girls screw him again... THREE MORE STRAIGHT HOURS LATER...!!! NO!! MAKE THAT FIVE!! Akito: DAMN YOU TO HELL, YURIKAAAAA!!! -=**=- Who's currenlty in her room playing with herself continuously; as well as cursing her own bad "Love-love Drink" preparation skills. Just then, there's a knock on the door. Yurika: (After moaning loudly to her umptillionth orgasm...) If you have a cock, then come inside. If you're Akito Tenkawa, then you can "cum" inside. Nagare: You must be the great captain everybody's been talking about, Ms. Mizumaru. (He goes through the door as it slides shut behind him; not realizing that it's locked behind him as well.) My name is Nagare Akatsuki. And I'll be the new pilot. Yurika: Glummph!! Slrrp-slrrp-slrrp...! M nmm pmmmh? Nagare: [HOT DAMN!! The guys were right! She's ovulating like a bullet train! But obviously I've reached her just in time. I'll show these people how to make love like a real man. And break her dreaded curse...] -=**=- YES!! Akito's finally managed to get it down! He's had enough of Izumi Maki. Now the only thing to do now is to find Hou Meih and prepare the "Ceremony of Apologies" for her. And nobody's going to get in his way! Not even...! Hoshino: Akito Tenkawa. I've been looking for you. Computer expert Ruri Hoshino. Right in "stone cold turkey" front of him. Hoshino: The crew and I were getting worried. You've been missing for an awfully long time... ONE DAY LATER...!!!!!!!! Akito Tenkawa. Cook and reluctant pilot. The object of most of the women's affection. And now... A pedophile. He's now in a dark corner of his rom, naked, and holding himself in the fetal position. Forget hell, Akito's now "on a plate of sashimi." Meanwhile, Ruri has finished with her shower and is putting her clothes back on. She takes note of the "lowest piece of scum in the universe" shaking in the corner. Hoshino: You know... For all that matters... I was told by Inez to have sex with you. Akito: ????!!!! Hoshino: And yes. I enjoyed the whole thing. Up my pussy, up my ass, and into my mouth. And your cum is delicious. And you enjoyed it as well. Didn't you? Akito: WELL OF COURSE I DID!! WHO ELSE FUCKING WOULDN'T??!! AND NOW I'M ON A PLATE A SASHIMI!! SO JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!! Hoshino: Akito Tenkawa. I don't think it's wise to yell at your superior like that. Akito: Y- You gotta be kidding me! Hoshino: Even though it doesn't look that way, it is. And just for that; I want you to fuck me some more. Akito: N... NO!! Hoshino: Akito Tenkawa. That is an order! Akito: !!!!!!!! Hoshino: Are you going to disobey an order?! Another day on a plate of sashimi later... -=**=- Daigouji: You pedophile. Akito: Well, she ordered me to do it. Gai went and did his "Gekigan Punch" with an overwhelming need for JUSTICE to be carried out. Only to have said "Punch" deflected by the pedophile and had Gai eating the floor. Akito is not in the mood. Nor will he ever be. And on top of being a pedophile, he's also a fag for sucking on Megumi's cock and swallowing her cum. And he'll also be a father of four children in nine months. Don't worry about it; said Hou Meih, Inez, Izumi, and Ruri respectively. And the final thoughts have been upon Yurika. She would definitely chop him up and serve his flesh as sushi... If she wasn't in military prison for fucking Nagare to another dimension, that is... He makes a left turn at the door as he hea- BAMM!! Erina: Oh, excuse me Mr. Tenkawa. I wasn't looking where I was going. Akito: You shouldn't be in such a hurry, you know. This isn't the "Indy 1500." They both got up from their spots. And Erina was about to be on her way until it had occurred to her... Erina: Tenkawa? Didn't you look under my skirt? Akito: Whatever for? A long pause of silence... Erina: The drug. The one Mizumaru gave to you. It wore off! Akito: Hooty-hoo! The drug that...! The drug! It did, didn't it?! YESS!! THAT FUCKING DRUG FINALLY WORE OFF!! I'M SO HAPPY I CAN JUST...!!! I FEEL LIKE WATCHING ONE OF GAI'S GEKIGANGER SHOWS!!! Daigouji: (Still eating the floor.) So he was on a drug? Hikaru: Of course he was, silly. You need some help getting up? Erina: And the ladies you screwed. Inez prepared them with a special anti-birth pill. So you haven't gotten them pregnant. Akito: Well, I don't know about that. I'd actually would've put in the effort to take care of these babies... -==- Meanwhile, at some park overlooking the spaceship docks, Seiya shows his wife and son the ship he used to be on. The life in the commercialized military is not for him. For whatever he desperately needed was right there with him; the very people he tried to run away from... ************ And the moral of this story is: Well... um...... Let me think... Oh yeah! Here are some good ones. "The Japanese language differs greatly from ours. So, Washuu is spelt with 2 U's." And "No, Ryoko and Aeka don't blow up Tenchi's house whenever they fight." This doesn't have anything to do with Nadesico. But they're both within that area of coolness. The End ************