Getting Together. By "The Major" Chapter #1: One Night at the Tendo Dojo. ========================================= Shampoo smiled as she looked down at Ranma as he sat in the bath, she was admiring as much as possible before she made her move and Ranma started trying to hide his body from her. She let out a small meow to let Ranma know that she was there and jumped for the hot water in the bath. Ranma cringed away as his fear of cats over-rode his judgement, then he tried to shrink thru the back of the bath as he realised who the cat was. Shampoo emerged from the water in her human form, gloriously naked, and greeted her chosen partner. "Ni Hao, Ranma." Predictably Ranma was not pleased at her arrival and immediately started watching the door, obviously afraid someone would enter. "Shampoo! What are you doing here!?" Shampoo favoured Ranma with, she thought, a most sensual smile and lunged forward wrapping her arms around him and rubbing her breasts against his chest as she pressed her cheek to his. "I brought some ramen over for you and heard Nabiki mention that you were in the bath, so I thought I would help you wash." Shampoo tightened her grip on Ranma as he started trying to push her away, she knew that she could not keep her hold on him indefinately, he was too strong, but it would take him a while to get desperate enough to hurt her and she had no intention of letting go before he did. She would be able to exact some sort of repayment from an apologetic Ranma afterwards, besides SHE was enjoying the situation. She squirmed a bit around Ranma and tried to insert her leg between his. "You men can't be trusted to clean yourselves properly. If I were Akane I would never let you bathe alone." "Shampoo! Cut that out! What if someone comes in!?" Ranma shifted his position in effort to get better leverage and make fending Shampoo off a bit easier. Shampoo let Ranma have his improved leverage and took the opportunity to shift her stance, instead of lying against his side, more or less, she jumped on top of him. The end result left Shampoo kneeling on Ranma's lap, her breasts rubbing against his mouth and chin while she bent forward to rub her cheek on Ranma's hair. "Don't worry about visitors. Akane has been sent down to the shops, Happosai is out on a panty raid, Kasumi is making dinner, Soun & Genma are playing shogi while Nabiki is studying for a test. If I thought we could be interrupted I wouldn't have bothered joining you." Ranma went pale and increased his efforts to drive Shampoo off, Shampoo contented herself with some judicious wiggling which greatly enhanced her pleasure while causing Ranma some distraction. Then Ranma went crimson and Shampoo felt something move against her thigh. Shampoo breathed heavily; "Ranma! You DO like me!" Ranma dug his fingers into Shampoo's shoulders causing her to cry out in pain and release her grip on him, then he shoved her away from him and tried to climb out of the bath backwards. He ended up standing with his back to the wall, giving Shampoo a most enjoyable view. Shampoo stood up facing him, her hands on her hips. She glared at Ranma. "You Beast! That HURT!" Shampoo stepped out of the bath and advanced on Ranma, taking care to place herself between him and the door. She looked pointedly at Ranma's erection. "We were both just starting to have fun!" Ranma went even redder and looked wildly around, suddenly appearing to realize that Shampoo was between him and the door. As Shampoo advanced Ranma suddenly grabbed a bucket of cold water and held it up. Shampoo eyed him menaceingly. "If you use that to turn me into a cat I'll chase you all over town." Ranma looked at Shampoo, licked his lips, and hesitated a second as Shampoo assumed a sexy pose for him. Shampoo gloated a little as she eyed his groin. "I didn't think that it could get bigger!" Ranma emptied the bucket over himself, then assumed a demure pose, hiding her breasts and groin from Shampoo's view. "What are you talking about Shampoo? Us girls don't have .. uh .. the correct equipment." Shampoo glared at Ranma, then smiled and placed her arms one to either side of the cute redheaded girl in front of her. "That was a dirty trick Ranma. Still if you like it hentai, then your devoted Shampoo will provide." Ranma-Chan went red and tried to break away from Shampoo, unfortuneately Shampoo was ready for her and tripped her as she jumped. Ranma-Chan fell but was caught by Shampoo in an embrace that left Ranma-Chan hopelessly off balance and at Shampoo's mercy. Ranma-Chan wimpered. "Shampoo you wouldn't! We're both girls! It wouldn't be ..." Shampoo smiled and gave Ranma-Chan a quick kiss. "I love you Ranma, I don't care which body you prefer." Ranma-Chan started squirming and flailing her arms and legs in an effort to break free of Shampoo. Shampoo let Ranma-Chan fall lightly to the bathroom floor and then sat on her while she pinned Ranma-chan's arms. "If you really wanted to avoid this you would have stayed a boy, I'm stronger when we're both girls. You know that." Ranma-chan glared up at Shampoo tried to wiggle free. She stopped that when she noticed Shampoo smiling at her. "That was nice Ranma. Why did you stop?" "This is rape Shampoo! If you do it I'll NEVER forgive you. I'll scream for help every second!" Shampoo met Ranma-chan's gaze and tried to decide whether or not to continue. Desire for Ranma-chan was almost overwhelming, Shampoo shuddered, she hadn't realised just how aroused she was. COULD she let Ranma-chan go? Her gaze wandered up and down the visible portion of Ranma-chan's body, the shapely arms, the enticing head with it's beautiful eyes and wonderful mouth, the torso with Ranma-chan's firm breasts and enlarged nipples. Shampoo sighed, things were out of hand, rape was out of the question but to give up Ranma-chan was unthinkable, she looked at Ranma-chan again and watched the rise and fall of Ranma's breasts. Shampoo decided, rape was impossible so Ranma had to freed. She swung herself off Ranma and sat on the floor beside her. "You would have enjoyed it Ranma." Ranma sat up and looked at Shampoo. "I didn't think you were going to let me go. The look on your face." Shampoo sighed. "I didn't want to, but you never yield to force, it would have destroyed our relationship for me to try it. Regardless of how it came out." Ranma breathed a sigh of relief and wondered what to say next, her gaze went over Shampoo, drinking in the sight of the beautiful girl sitting there. Shampoo noticed her gaze and gave a wan smile in Ranma's direction, then she began to give a real smile as she looked over Ranma. Shampoo reached out her hand and slid it into the wet area between Ranma's legs. Ranma jerked. "Shampoo!" "Stop me whenever you like. THIS is not rape." Shampoo leant forward and put her mouth to one of Ranma's breasts and began to lick the nipple while her hand at Ranma's cunt began to send fingers into Ranma. She waited for Ranma to slap her away or to yell for her to stop, instead she heard incoherent moans and felt Ranma writhe in her arms. Shampoo took her mouth off Ranma's tit and looked at her face, Ranma looked surprised and scared but made no effort to stop Shampoo. Shampoo reached out and put her spare hand under Ranma's chin and drew Ranma's mouth to one of her tits. Ranma started doing to Shampoo's tit what Shampoo had done to Ranma's, Shampoo moaned with pleasure, her moans increased as Ranma, inspired by the fingers in her cunt, did things Shampoo had not thought of. Shampoo decided after a few minutes that it was time for something new and pulled her hand out of Ranma's cunt and gently disengaged Ranma from her tit, as Ranma looked at her Shampoo held out a hand covered with Ranma's cunt juices. "This is your mess Ranma." Ranma smiled, very sexily in Shampoo's opinion. "I'll clean it up." Ranma took hold of the hand and began licking it. "This tastes nice." Shampoo blinked and joined Ranma in the cleaning. When it was done they looked at each other and Shampoo spoke. "That was nice. I hope I taste as good." Ranma licked her lips. "Lets find out." "Yes let's." Shampoo took hold of Ranma's hand and guided it to her cunt, she lay back and enjoyed what Ranma was doing to her. Ranma was not satisfied with that and cuddled up to Shampoo, rubbing tit against tit. Shampoo groaned with pleasure and reached up to Ranma's head, drawing their mouth's together for a long and passionate kiss, their tongues exploring each others mouth. When the kiss was done Ranma held up a hand dripping with Shampoo's cunt juices. "What do you taste like?" Shampoo lost track of time as she explored Ranma's body and helped Ranma explore her's. Both girls enjoyed themselves immensely and found new ways of giving and receiving pleasure, both were growing tired, Shampoo was sitting against a wall fondling her tits, her legs spread wide, while Ranma ate her cunt, their original lust faded to a mutual desire to please, Shampoo was enjoying the sensations Ranma was inspiring in her, she could feel herself starting to build towards another orgasm when she heard the door open. She looked up, standing in the doorway was Tendo Akane looking surprised and ready for a bath, towel drapped over one arm, bowl of soaps & wash-clothes in her other hand, and not a bit of clothing on her attractive body. For a long moment Shampoo & Akane looked at each other while Ranma continued to eat Shampoo, then Ranma felt the change in the situation a looked at the doorway, freezing in place when she realized who was staring at her, blushing scarlet beneath the layer of Shampoo's juices running down her face. Then Akane spoke in a hushed voice that carried pain, shock, horror and betrayal: "Ranma, what are you doing?!" Shampoo stood up and stepped between Ranma and Akane. "She was getting to know me better. MUCH better." Ranma blanched and jumped to her feet and moved around Shampoo. "Akane! Wait! I can explai...." Akane's slap knocked Ranma threw Ranma against the wall where Ranma slid to the ground with an irate Akane standing over her. "I saw you pervert! Or are you going to claim that the stuff on your face is bath soap!" Akane clenched her fist and drew back to hit Ranma, Ranma cringed against the wall. "Please. Akane! Let me explain!" "No excuses!!" Akane was moving on Ranma, obviously planning to beat Ranma to a pulp, when Shampoo decided that some intervention was required. She grabbed Akanes wrist, preventing her from swinging her fist. "Let Ranma say what she has to say." "NO!" Akane swung at Shampoo with her other fist, Shampoo let go of Akane, dodged the blow and placed a kick into Akanes stomach. Akane doubled over and went crashing into the wall, Shampoo moved in to finish the battle when Ranma grabbed her and pushed her away. "Leave her alone Shampoo!" Ranma forced Shampoo away then knelt done beside Akane. "Are you OK? Akane? Akane?" Akane slapped Ranma. "Leave me alone you, ...you SLUT!" "But ...." Akane looked Ranma in the eye. "But what? I saw you Ranma. What can you say to explain yourself." Ranma swallowed, and stood up, hanging her head, and spoke in a quiet voice that threatened to break. "I'm sorry. I just let Shampoo seduce me and then did whatever she suggested, I forgot about everything except what felt good." "THAT's an EXCUSE!" "no. i'm sorry." Ranma suddenly turned and ran from the room, pushing a startled Shampoo to one side. Shampoo blinked and started after Ranma. "Ranma!" Akane grabbed Shampoo and hauled her to a stop. "Leave her alone Shampoo! You've done enough already!" Shampoo slapped Akanes hand away and spun to face her rival. "I've done enough? Ranma and I were having a wonderful time until YOU came in!" "You BITCH!" Shampoo caught Akane's hand as it tried to slap her. Then she taunted her rival. "What would YOU know about pleasure! You spend all your time trying to make Ranma miserable! You hit him! You insult him! I do my best to be nice to him! Why do you act so surprised to find him in my arms?!" "He wasn't in your arms SLUT!" Akane tried to hit Shampoo with her other hand, Shampoo grabbed it and shoved Akane back against the wall, then moved in close, pressing her body against Akanes to stop Akane from generating an effective attack. Shampoo moved her mouth to a spot near Akane's ear and began to whisper a detailed account of what she and Ranma had done. "First I fondled her pussy, then when she started moaning I leant forward and kissed her tit, running my tongue around her nipple as I began to shove my fingers into her cunt, she squirmed and moaned and begged for more. Then I stopped eating her tit and brought her mouth over to my tit. She started eating it immediately, and, mmmm..., she was goooood. She squeezed it just right and licked and sucked the nipple so well that I began to squirm with pleasure and moan with delight... I stuck my fingers into her cunt with extra oomph and then she did something to my tit and I screamed because it was so good ...." Akane failed to appreciate the finer points of Shampoos story and writhed in anger as she tried to break Shampoo's hold, Shampoo responded by pressing harder against Akane to limit her movements. She continued to rub Akanes nose in the story of how she had fucked Ranma. ".... then I stopped exploring Ranma's cunt and brought my hand out of there and held it up where we could both see it, Ranma said she would clean it for me and began to lick it, she held it so gently and licked it so delicately, it was magnificent. Then Ranma said that it tasted nice, so I joined in licking my hand, and Ranma was right, it was NICE! Later on Ranma stuck her hand in my cunt and made me beg for her to fuck me with it, when she finished that she brought her hand out and we licked it clean and tried to decide which of us had the nicer cunt stuff, Ranma thought I did, but I liked Ran...." Shampoo broke off her tale in mid word as Akane pressed her lips against Shampoo's and sent her tongue flicking into Shampoo's mouth, Shampoo responded and returned the kiss, turning her pinning hold on Akane into an embrace. A few minutes later they released the kiss and Shampoo stared into Akane's eye's. Shampoo blushed. "I didn't mean this Akane. I was only trying to ...." "I know what you meant Shampoo. Now shut up and Fuck Me!" Shampoo did. Shampoo rubbed her tit's against Akane's tit's and put her hand to Akane's pussy and began to fondle it, Akane wrapped her arms around Shampoo and kissed with fervour, slowly moving one hand to Shampoo's ass where it squeezed and stroked. Shampoo started to lower herself so that she could eat Akane's cunt, but was stopped and gently pushed away. Shampoo looked at Akane. "I thought that was what you wanted?" Akane tried to glare at Shampoo, but only ended up blushing. "Well, yes. But.... Let's go up to my room. There's more comfort and privacy." Shampoo drew Akane close to her. "Good idea." Akane kissed Shampoo, then looked embarassed. "I don't know why I feel this way Shampoo, love, but I'm not letting you go till, till... I feel like it." "If you feel like me, it'll be a long night. And I was thinking Ranma had worn me down too." Akane stepped back from Shampoo and wrapped a towel around herself, then threw another to Shampoo. "Put this on, let's not cause a scandal if someone see's us." Shampoo considered a second then followed, her lust was at a point where she needed to fuck Akane, the sensual satiation that Ranma given her had passed and Shampoo wondered where she got the strength to feel the desire Akane had inspired in her. They didn't see anyone as they went up the stairs to Akane's room, Akane shut the door quickly and turned to face Shampoo. Shampoo dropped the towel she had wrapped around herself and looked at Akane. "Well? Where were we?" Akane looked over Shampoo and licked her lip's, then she dropped her towel and let Shampoo's eye rove lustfully over her body. "Why do I want this so badly Shampoo? Did you have some sort of potion or something in the bathroom?" Shampoo shook her head and pushed Akane onto the bed and started rubbing her pussy, as it was already wet she quickly went to plunging her fingers into Akane. Akane gasped. "That IS good... Really gooddddd...." Akane drew Shampoo to her and slid her own hand onto Shampoo's pussy, they kissed and Akane started finger fucking Shampoo. "Let's get serious Shampoo Darling." "OK Akane Love." Both girls pressed harder and soon forgot everything except each other. Shampoo awoke feeling stiff and sore and started to stretch herself to limber up, when she touched the other girl in the bed Shampoo went crimson as she remembered what she and Akane had done. "Shampoo!" And her stretching had woken Akane. Shampoo jumped back from Akane and held a blanket in front of her, Akane trieds to do the same. They stared at each other for a few endless seconds, then Akane started laughing. "It's a little late for modesty isn't it?" Akane dropped the blanket, got out of the bed and walked over to her wardrobe. "Would you like to borrow some clothes?" Shampoo watched Akane's walk and remembered the feel of Akane's body under her hands and the way Akane's hands had made her feel. She got up and walked over to Akane, she put her arms around Akane onto Akane's tits and started kissing Akane's neck. "Clothes would be in the way Akane Chan." "Mmmmm, yessss.... Put a hand on my pussy please, I want something in me." Akane pushed Shampoo gently back to the bed and started returning her attentions, after guiding a hand to her pussy. Chapter #2: The Morning After. =============================== Akane moaned as Shampoo lightly caressed her naked form, and redoubled her efforts to please the other girl, wringing an involuntary gasp from Shampoo's lips as she let her tongue run over Shampoo's lovely breast with its delightfully erect nipple. Akane could feel the desire that was raging throughout her body, and fancied that she could also feel Shampoo's lust radiating out from the magnificent body that was sharing her bed. Certainly she could feel the excitement in Shampoo's actions and the involuntary shudders that matched those in her own body. Akane knew she was starting to lose control of herself, but remembered the passion Shampoo had shared with her and let the memory seduce her into seeking it once more. Then an alarm sounded. Both girls jumped apart, guilt and adrenalin temporarily banishing lust, and looked around. Akane grabbed her clock: "This CAN'T be the time!" "Why not?" asked Shampoo, "We have busy morning, yes?" "Well, yes, but ..." Akane shook her head and stood up next to the bed. "Sorry Shampoo, but I have to go to school, and there's barely enough time for a shower first." "Let me help you. Wash twice as fast with two pairs of hands." Akane smiled at the thought. "We might wash twice as fast Shampoo, but the shower WOULD take longer. I really am sorry but I have to rush." Akane grabbed a bathrobe and pulled it on as she headed for the door. "There's a spare robe in the wardrobe Shampoo, you can use that until you get dressed." Shampoo glared at the retreating figure, and then stood up and walked over to get the bathrobe Akane had pointed out. It was most rude of Akane to walk out on her after getting her excited. Still, it probably was time to head back to the Nekohanten. Some breakfast first, then a shower when Akane had finished, then back to the Nekohanten she decided as she pulled on the bathrobe. Shampoo paused at the door and looked back at the crumpled and sweat (and other) stained sheets on Akane's bed, she smiled at the sight: It had been a fun night. Shampoo headed into the Tendo kitchen and began hunting around for something to eat. Now where did Kasumi keep the ingredients and cooking implements? Shampoo hauled out what she required and laid them out on one of the benches. As she did this she noted that there was no sign of a lunch for Akane. Shampoo smiled. A nice lunch for her lover couldn't hurt, she thought, and set to work. As Shampoo worked, something about the kitchen started to bother her. At first she couldn't place what it was, but as she finished up Akane's lunch and her breakfast it struck her: The kitchen was spotless, except for what she had done. There was no sign that anyone else had been down here for breakfast today. Shampoo took her breakfast into the dining room and looked around her; everthing was immaculate. Kasumi had been through and cleaned since last time the room was used. Shampoo sat down thoughtfully and began to eat. Something was wrong at the Tendo Dojo; she could feel it, but she couldn't pin it down. As she ate, a scrap of paper caught her eye. A quick investigation showed it to be a note: "Soun & Genma have shamed their teacher. I will give them extra training and be back in 2 days with worthy pupils or corpses. - Happosai" Shampoo frowned. She didn't care about Tendo Soun but it was demeaning for her future father-in-law to be kow-towing to that decrepit pervert. Still, it explained why they weren't down here demanding food. There was a noise at the hall doorway, and Akane walked into the room. Shampoo blinked. Akane was still wearing the bathrobe she had walked out of her bedroom in, only now it was open, exposing her naked body to any that cared to look. Shampoo took note of the glistening wetness between her legs and the prominence of her nipples, and felt excitement begining to rise in her own body. Shampoo stood up and walked over to Akane. "What happened to shower then go to school?" Akane blushed, then reached out to Shampoo and undid her robe and pushed it back. Shampoo shrugged her shoulders to help Akane strip her, then reached out and pulled the open robe off Akane. For a second the two girls stood there and looked at each other, then Akane wrapped her arms around Shampoo and held their bodies together as she pressed her lips against Shampoo's and welcomed Shampoo's tongue into her mouth. Some minutes later Akane lay back in Shampoo's arms, supported by an arm that encircled her body and fondled one breast while Shampoo's other hand gently moved between Akane's legs, drawing moans of pleasure from her. Shampoo broke their latest kiss and smiled down at the radiant face of her lover. "Akane ready to talk yet?" Akane returned the smile and gazed back at the face above her, drinking in the beauty of it's symmetry and unconscious sexuality, basking in the pleasure that radiated through her from wherever Shampoo touched her. She wondered where Ranma had found the strength to turn down this chinese wonderland so many times. Akane felt that she couldn't say no to anything Shampoo wanted at that moment, and she did need to talk. "I'm ready. I ..., I went down to the changing room and started to undress, but before I could do more than open my robe I heard something ..., voices gasping in ectasy and moaning with pleasure. I ..., I went over to the bathroom door and opened it a crack so I could peek through. Kasumi and Nabiki were in there. They ..., they were ... doing what we did last night, are doing now." Shampoo looked down at Akane, "So you watched them for a while and then came to me when you got hotter than you could stand?" Akane blushed. Shampoo moved her hand to Akane's clit and applied the touch she had discovered that Akane really loved. Akane gasped and arced her body, supported only by shampoo's arm. "Would have been easier to stay in bed Akane-chan. Want to go back?" Shampoo smiled at Akane and enjoyed the sight of the fit, trim and beautiful body in her arms. Shampoo gave thanks yet again that Akane didn't really know how to show off or use her body in the sexual arena, otherwise Ranma would have had to marry her by now. Akane shivered a little and shook her head, then she sat up and leant back into Shampoo's arms. "When I looked into the bathroom and saw my sisters, at first I was amazed, then I was horrified, then, then I got hot and started to play with myself, and I didn't realize what I was doing until, until I started to cum. Kasumi and Nabiki had stopped what they were doing to watch me, when I finished cumming, Kasumi asked if I wanted to join them. I .. I shook my head and walked away to look for you. If you hadn't been here I would have had to go back to them. I was so hot!" Shampoo put her arms around Akane and hugged the other girl, making sure to plant a passionate kiss on her lips while rubbing her tits. Akane returned her attentions with vigour and conversation faded as lust took hold. Some time later Shampoo sat with her back to the wall and played with her breasts as Akane's mouth and tongue explored her cunt yet again. Shampoo was relaxed despite what was being done to her and felt that when Akane finished making her cum she would have had enough for now, though she would give Akane another orgasm if she wanted one. As the heat in her loins spread throughout her body and started to wash away conscious control Shampoo noticed a naked Kasumi and Nabiki walk into the room, Kasumi appeared to be fondling Nabiki's breasts while Nabiki was pointing a camera at her and Akane. Shampoo felt a wave of embarrassment sweep over her, adding somehow to the pleasure Akane was giving her, and tried to stand. Akane took this as a reason to send Shampoo over the edge of pleasure into uncontrolled orgasm, and for several minutes Shampoo writhed in sexual abandon to Akane's ministrations while Nabiki snapped pictures, until Kasumi's attentions sent Nabiki into the same state as Shampoo, ending her photographic efforts. Shampoo shook herself free of Akanes grip, and the post orgasmic lassitude that tried to overwhelm her, rose to her feet and stalked over to Nabiki. "Who said you could take pictures!" Nabiki cringed away from the angry Shampoo, her knowledge of Shampoo's abilities and personality leaving her no doubt of the danger she was in. Kasumi drew Nabiki to herself protectively and stood to face Shampoo. "There's no need to over-react Shampoo-chan, we just assumed you didn't mind when you didn't object straight away." Akane got up and stood next to Shampoo, having finally realised what had made her lover angry. "Nabiki Onee-chan! You took photo's of me and Shampoo! How could you!" Nabiki peeked out from behind Kasumi. "Ah... I didn't want to interrupt you by asking permission, and the scene was to ... delicious ... to pass up." Akane and Shampoo both blushed. Shampoo also sent an embarrassed glare at Nabiki. "You nosy little miser! What we do is none of YOUR business!" Kasumi drew herself up and glared down at Shampoo, who stepped back in surprise, never having seen Kasumi angry before. "If you and Akane wanted privacy you should have gone up to Akane's room, not played around on the living room floor!" Akane and Shampoo wilted under Kasumi's blast and exchanged embarrassed glances. Kasumi continued: "Since you're so upset about it, take the camera and develop the film yourselves, do what you like with the pictures of you, just make sure that you give me and Nabiki OUR pictures." Akane stepped forward and picked up the camera, then bowed to Kasumi. "Yes Kasumi Onee-sama." Kasumi relaxed from her angry stance and smiled at Akane. "Good. Now that's settled, would everyone like some lunch?" Nabiki stepped out from behind Kasumi. "Before we get onto lunch, theres still some unused pictures on that film, could Akane-chan use them up on the two of us, Kasumi Onee-sama?" Kasumi looked at Nabiki and blushed a little, then turned to Akane. "I don't mind. Is it alright with you Akane?" Akane blushed a lot but nodded her head. Nabiki smiled and embraced her older sister. "Just snap the photo's when you think there's a good shot Akane-chan, don't bother trying to get us to hold still." An extremely flushed Akane nodded her head and bought the camera to position, then turned to Shampoo. "Please hold me Shampoo, I'll need some support to finish this." Shampoo walked behind Akane and wrapped her arms around the other girl and settled in to enjoy both the show and the girl in her arms. The End (for Now)... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "The Major" | "Funny Games, Strange Cartoons, Confusing David Bateson | Computers and too many Books! No | wonder you're weird." major@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au | - My Sister. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ |****************** E N D * O F * M E S S A G E ***********************| ------------------------------------------------------------------------------