=========================== GRATUITOUS SEX PART 3: THE DATING GAME by Hyel =========================== The Takahashi disclaimer. I'll probably make a non-script format version of this too, someday. Not anyday soon, though. (The Tendo dojo, evening.) Ryoga: (bursting through the front door) "AKANE-SAN!!" (Soun and Genma, sitting by their shougi-board, go deaf for a minute or two. Kasumi peeks from the kitchen.) Kasumi: "Oh, Ryoga-kun! Hello! Akane is..." (Akane clambers down the stairs, with Ranma in tow.) Akane: "Did someone call me?" Ranma: "Would you mind keeping it down? I was tryin' to nap... oh." (Ranma sees Ryoga, and is immediately uncomfortable. He blushes, and hangs back on the steps. Ryoga notices and a tiny tiny evil smile touches his lips. Then he turns his whole attention to Akane.) Ryoga: "Akane-san, I'd like to talk to you about something." (blushes) "Would you go out for a walk with me?" Ranma: (thinks, incredulous) "Did Ryoga just... manage to talk to Akane?!" Akane: (smiling) "Sure! I was bored with homework, anyway." (Akane grabs a coat and Ryoga offers her his arm. She giggles and takes it with a little mock courtsey. Ryoga's face is euphoric. Ranma stares, his jaw dropping on the ground. Nabiki shows up from behind him and leans on his shoulder in a comradely manner.) Nabiki: (smiling) "There they go... Wouldn't you like to join them, Ranma?" (whispers in his ear) "You know, I could do well with a threesome tape..." Ranma: (growls) "Shut up." (Ranma runs down the stairs the rest of the way and out into the street. Nabiki chuckles.) (Ranma tracks Akane and Ryoga silently within a hearing distance as they stroll down the streets bathed in the fading sunlight. The sunset is quite magnificent. They are still arm in arm.) Akane: (sighs, snuggling close to him) "It's so beautiful, Ryoga-kun!" (Ranma can't believe his eyes.) Akane: "So, what did you want to talk to me about?" Ryoga: "Akane-san, I..." (Ryoga draws a deep breath, then continues) "I want to take you on another date." (Ranma falls from the rooftop he'd been sitting on. Akane and Ryoga turn to look, but see nothing as he landed safely behind a fence. They figure it was nothing.) Ryoga: "I know it was a disaster every last time, but I won't let anything ruin it this time, I promise. I'll talk to Ranma, make sure he won't interfere. I... I really like you, Akane-san." (Again, Ryoga blushes, but Akane can't tell because the sunset distorts all colours.) Akane: "Oh, Ryoga..." (Akane looks at him warmly. Ranma, peeking from behind the fence, is feeling somewhat depressed.) Ranma: (thinks) "She's going to say yes." Akane: "I... I have to think about it. You understand, don't you?" Ryoga: "Yes... yes, I do! Oh Akane-san, you have made me so happy... just by not saying no!" (Caught in his emotion, Ryoga takes hold of Akane's hands and squishes them gently - very, very gently, so none of her bones are broken. Then he realizes that he has skin-to-skin contact with her and blushes so deeply that not even the sunset can hide it. Akane giggles, but it's a warm and friendly sound. She gives him a quick hug.) Akane: "Let's talk some more the next time we see each other, okay? I gotta go finish my homework now." Ryoga: (euphoric) "Akane-san..." Akane: "Yes?" Ryoga: "I want you to know I have no more quarrel with Ranma. As far as I'm concerned, we're even so long as he doesn't pick a fight with me." Akane: (obviously happy) "That's great! What made you change your mind?" Ryoga: (smiles) "I got my revenge." (Behind the fence, Ranma's face is blank.) (Akane is walking back home. Ranma jumps on to the sidewalk next to her. She ignores him.) Ranma: (under his breath) "Floozy." Akane: "WHAT did you say?!" Ranma: "You heard me, you FLOOZY." Akane: "Ranma you JERK!! What do you know!" (Akane hits Ranma. It looks painful.) Akane: "For your information, I am NOT going to date Ryoga!" Ranma: "Oww... W-what? You're not?" Akane: "I like him, but not that way. I just didn't have the heart to tell him since he's such a sweet and sensitive guy, unlike SOME people." Ranma: (thinks) "Sweet and sensitive... right." Akane: (sighs) "He must've asked me just because I'm his friend and he doesn't have to be nervous around me..." (Ranma facefaults.) Akane: "...But if I could just convince him that women find him attractive he might find a real girlfriend... That's it!" Ranma: "What?" Akane: "You're going to help me." (Akane grabs Ranma's hand and they run home.) (Akane's room. Akane and Ranma.) Ranma: "NEVER!!" Akane: "YOU'LL DO IT OR YOU'LL CRY AND DO IT!!" Ranma: "Akane, you can't be serious!" Akane: "C'mon, you don't have to do anything but dress up as a girl and take him on a date! That'll convince him that girls can like him and he'll go off and find a _real_ girlfriend so he doesn't NEED to go out with me!" Ranma: "But Akane, that's a STUPID idea! And I WOULDN'T DO IT EVEN IF IT DID MAKE ANY SENSE!!" (A tear forms in Akane's eye.) Akane: "JERK! WE'RE NOT ENGAGED ANYMORE!!" (Akane punts Ranma out of the room and throws herself on the bed, where she mopes.) (The breakfast table.) Ranma: "Hey, Akane, pass me the cheese-plate, okay?" (Akane ignores him.) Ranma: "Hey Akane, the cheese-plate!" (Akane gets up from the table and grabs her bag.) Akane: "I've lost my appetite." (Akane leaves for school, leaving Ranma confused and being disconcertingly stared at by an angry father and an angry foster-family.) (Walking to school.) Ranma: "Hey, Akane, are you mad at me?" (Akane ignores him.) (Lunch-hour. Ranma takes his place next to Akane's.) Ranma: "Akane, I'm sorry I called your plan stupid." Akane: "Then you'll do it?" Ranma: "Go out with Ryoga? No way!" (Akane grabs her tray and leaves.) (Walking home from school.) Ranma: "You're not gonna talk to me until I say I'll do it, are you?" (Akane ignores him. Ranma sighs.) Ranma: (thinks) "This is so stupid. So so stupid.... But I have no choice, do I?" (aloud) "Okay, I'll do it." Akane: (her face lighting up) "Really? Oh, thank you!" (Akane gives Ranma a quick hug, then leans close to whisper in his ear.) Akane: (whispers) "Now we can be engaged again." (She leaves, bouncing happily as she walks down the street. Ranma is left standing on the street, shocked and blushing.) (Ryoga is wandering down the street, dreaming, not entirely sure whether or not he's still in Tokyo, when someone pushes a piece of paper in his hand. He looks up to see a cute red-headed girl with a pony-tail, dressed in a mini-skirt and a big sweater [Ranma-chan in another stunningly clever disguise]. She giggles a little and dashes to a spot a few feet away, shyly hiding behind a lamp post. She steals a glance at him and giggles again.) Ranma-chan: (thinks) "I should get an Oscar for this..." (Ryoga frowns in bewilderment and looks at the piece of paper.) Piece of Paper: //Would you like to go out with me?// (Ryoga looks up at Ranma-chan, who puts on his cute-girl act. He walks up to her.) Ryoga: "You want to go out with me?" (Ranma-chan nods and tee-hees.) Ryoga: "I'm sorry, but I already have a girl I love. I am not going to betray her." (Ryoga throws the paper on the street and starts to walk away. Ranma grabs his shirt and pulls him back.) Ranma-chan: "Hold it. Are you engaged?" Ryoga: (irritated) "No, but..." Ranma-chan: "Married?" Ryoga: "No..." Ranma-chan: "Are you even regular?" Ryoga: "Well..." Ranma-chan: "Then you're free. Come on." (Ranma starts to drag him towards a movie theater.) Ryoga: "Hold on a second! I don't even know you're name!" Ranma-chan: "Uh... It's Eiko." (Ryoga and Ranma-chan are sitting in the back row of a half-empty movie theater, watching a Jackie Chan film. Ryoga, having stubbornly decided that 'it's just a movie, what can it hurt,' is occupied with the film, while Ranma is fidgety.) Ranma-chan: (thinks) "What did Akane mean? Does she want to be engaged to me? Me with this body... Does Ryoga think I'm attractive when I'm dressed like this? He has to, I AM attractive... I guess all guys find me attractive... They'd all like to do to me what he did... what... he did..." (Ranma shifts uncomfortably. She's becoming aroused again. She blushes in both embarrassment and anger.) Ranma-chan: (thinks) "I am so sick. 'Manly man', indeed! This is all his fault! I should hate him for what he did! I was just fine, girl or guy, before he... he..." (Ranma-chan looks at Ryoga angrily. He doesn't notice, he's too wrapped up in the film. Ranma-chan's features melt slowly as she looks at him.) Ranma-chan: (thinks) "He is kinda cute, in his way... Gods! I've got to stop this!" (Ranma hits her own forehead to clear her thoughts. It doesn't work.) Ranma-chan: (thinks) "Owww! Ow... oh... what the hell. I can't stop this stupid body anyway... And right now is about as safe as this'll ever be..." (Ranma-chan reaches out and takes hold of Ryoga's hand, starting to caress it. Ryoga jumps and turns to look at her with a frown, about to say something. The fiery expression in her eyes stops his mouth and he begins to sweat.) Ryoga: "Uh, Eiko..." Ranma-chan: (thinks) "It's not like this is really me or nothin'..." (Ranma smiles evilly as she takes Ryoga's hand to her lips and tastes his fingertip, glancing at him from under her eyelashes. Ryoga frowns and moves uncomfortably, almost panicking, but doesn't take his hand away. Ranma gets bolder, and starts to suck at the fingertip, then moving her tongue down to the place between his fingers, where she begins to suck the sensitive skin lightly. Ryoga moves uncomfortably again.) Ryoga: "Don't..." Ranma-chan: (dizzy, thinks) "This is the exact same situation as that last time... but reversed!" (Ranma moves her other hand down and over Ryoga's chest and to his loins caressingly, where she pushes her palm lightly against the bulge in his pants. Ryoga gasps, and the bulge grows bigger. Ranma leans closer and plays her tongue over Ryoga's neck while continuing to move her hand on his cock.) Ryoga: "Uh, Eiko... I... I really don't think... Ahhh!! Eiko! S-stop it!" (Ryoga squirms and bucks slightly, leaning back, unable to stop the reaction.) Ranma-chan: (grinning) "You don't mean that. You don't want that..." (Ranma-chan sinks quietly down into the space between the rows and moves in between Ryoga's knees.) Ryoga: (confused and angry) "I... W-what are you doing?" Ranma-chan: "Hush." (Ryoga hushes, paralyzed. What's happening is so unreal to him that the normal nosebleed reaction doesn't occur after all, even though he keeps expecting it. As Ranma-chan undoes Ryoga's pants and pulls out his erect cock, all he can think of is Ranma in Akane's bed. Confused, Ryoga bends back against the seat, shivering, a look of pained indecision on his face. He does nothing to stop her. Ranma touches his cock lightly and delights to see him buck and moan a little. Then she takes the head into her mouth and sucks on it. Ryoga bucks again, now completely helpless and at her mercy. She dives her head down, taking more of him into her mouth, learning as she goes along just like she did with Nabiki. Ryoga surrenders, taking a hold of Ranma-chan's head and pushing her downwards as the pleasure blocks out the rest of his brain functions. The bench squeaks under him, and the guy in the next row turns to look when Ryoga accidentally kicks his seat. Neither Ryoga nor Ranma notices as the man's jaw drops on the ground. Ranma is sucking and licking and rubbing with fervor, her own crotch burning as the weird nympho body of hers cries for more. Ryoga's mind has transported somewhere else entirely, so completely that he even forgets to be quiet. More heads turn in the theater, and someone giggles. Just before the credits start to roll, he explodes into her mouth with a grunt and a small whimper. Ranma-chan, slightly panicked, swallows the sperm as it shoots out. Then she quickly does Ryoga's pants again and crawls out from between his legs. She's still hot herself, but she's too exhausted from the adrenaline of what she just did to care. She sees a couple of movie-goers staring at them, and glares at them menacingly. They exit hastily, leaving her alone with Ryoga and her own glowing sense of spiritual pleasure. Ryoga isn't moving, but a tear glistens in his eye. He looks miserable. Ranma-chan pokes him.) Ranma-chan: "Hey, Ryoga, you okay?" Ryoga: "I've betrayed her..." (Suddenly Ryoga is angry, and glares at her.) Ryoga: "This is all your fault! What the hell was all that supposed to be?!" Ranma-chan: (grins and thinks) "Why the hell not?" (aloud) "Go look it up from a book." (She jumps up on the bench row and quickly runs out. Ryoga is left staring after her.) (Ranma is running home.) Ranma-chan: (thinks) "Oh my gosh what did I do?" (giggles) "This is crazy, but I enjoyed it, too... I am sick. I'm gonna hate myself once I turn back into a guy..." (smiles) "But for now..." (Ranma-chan whistles happily as she returns to the Tendo dojo. Akane rushes up to meet her.) Akane: "Ranma! How'd it go?" Ranma-chan: (grins) "Well." (Akane looks at Ranma-chan oddly as she heads for the bathroom.) == - Vilja