====================== GTRATUITOSU SEX PART 5: SHE KNOWS?! by Hyel ====================== Takahashi disclaimer. Right. So. This is NOT for the "Ranma and Akane MUST get together with each other and no one else" fanatics. Just a warning. (Akane, dressed in jeans shorts and a white shirt, and Ranma in his short-sleeved Chinese shirt, are sitting on the porch, just lounging. Akane's holding a book, but she isn't reading. She loooks thoughtful. Ranma has a straw in his mouth and his eyes closed, just laying lazy in the sun.) Akane: "Hey Ranma." Ranma: "Hm?" Akane: "Awful quiet, innit?" Ranma: "Grmph." (A moment of silence follows.) Akane: "You know, I saw Ryoga." Ranma: "...Oh?" Akane: "He looked kinda... ashamed. Didn't even mention a date. I know it's what I wanted, but... It worried me. Tell me, did... anything special... happen on that date of yours?" (Ranma blushes a little and spits out the straw.) Ranma: "Wasn't a date." Akane: "Whatever." Ranma: "Anyway, nothin' happened." Akane: (doubtfully) "Hmm..." Ranma: "Well, I guess he, y'know, just feels guilty 'bout takin' someone else out after he'd just asked you, y'know?" Akane: "Yes... yes, I guess that's true. You didn't do anything to him, did you, Ranma? How'd you get him to go out with you?" Ranma: "Nah, it was easy. The guy's such a wimp when it comes to women, any girl could walk all over him." Akane: "Hmph." (Another moment of silence.) Akane: "You have any idea what Nabiki meant this morning?" Ranma: "Whaddaya mean? What did she say?" Akane: "Something about... you being a natural talented eater. Maybe she was talking about that Dinner Martial Arts thing, I dunno. Sounded weird, though." Ranma: "..." Akane: "Ranma?" Ranma: "Sorry, gotta go practise now. Bye!" Akane: (grabbing his shirt and pulling him back) "Hold it." Ranma: "What? Y'know, a true martial artist's path requires absolute diligence and ESPECIALLY regular practise." Akane: "You've been keeping secrets from me, you jerk." Ranma: (nervously) "No! What secrets?" Akane: "You KNEW my P-Chan was really Ryoga, and you KEPT IT from me!" (Ranma collapses.) Akane: "Don't think you can escape me by playing dead!" Ranma: "H-he... he TOLD you that?!" Akane: "Well, no, actually I tried to give P-Chan a bath..." Ranma: "Oh my god... How bad did you hurt him?" Akane: "Hurt him? What makes you think I hurt him?" Ranma: "W-what? But he... you SLEPT with him, you though he was a PIG..." Akane: (giggles) "Sounds like a marriage... No, I understand that it was all just a stupid misunderstanding. It's obvious that he just didn't want to reveal the curse, so he HAD to pretend to be a pig. And I had always wondered why P-Chan always turned away when I was changing." (smiles) "Ryoga-kun is really amazing sometimes, you know? He's so loyal, so sensitive and polite..." Ranma: (his nose twitching a little) "Uh... right." (Ranma frowns, not liking the look of wonder and admiration in Akane's eyes.) Akane: "Funny I never really saw that before. He's really quite wonderful!" (Her eyes begin to sparkle. Ranma looks even more concerned, and even frightened.) Ranma: "Akane. He's short-tempered, violent, and he blames me for everything even if it's not my fault. Pretty much like you, actually." *BOKK* Akane: "That's just because it usually IS your fault. He told me about how he got the curse, by the way. Y'know, maybe I'll ask HIM for a date next time!" Ranma: (holding his hurt nose) "You wouldn't dare." Akane: "And why not?" (A moment of silence ensues as Akane stares at Ranma challengingly. Ranma looks down, a little ashamed.) Ranma: "Because... because... I'm just doin' you a favour, okay, you violent tomboy! You really wanna date a guy who turns into a travelling Sunday dinner?!" Akane: "Oh, like you're any better, girl." Ranma: (his temper flaring) "Say that again if you dare!" Akane: "At least now I understand why you always acted so jealous when I took him to bed." Ranma: "Oh yeah, like I'd be jealous over a violent, uncute maniac like you!" (Akane throws Ranma into the pond.) Ranma-chan: "HEY!" Akane: (mocking) "Oh so you weren't jealous over me, were you? Then who WERE you jealous over, him?" Ranma-chan: "AKANE!!" (A small black pig struts into the porch from the house. It sees Akane and starts. Akane sees it and squaels with joy, forgetting Ranma for the time being.) Akane: "Ooo, Ryoga! Come 'ere." (She holds her arms out for him. The piggy hesitates.) Akane: "Oh, c'mon, you've done it a thousand times before. Please?" (Hesitating only a second more, Ryoga the pig struts over to Akane, who takes him on her arms and cuddles.) Akane: (laughing) "I gotta admit, Ryoga, you're just incredibly cute in this form." (Ryoga sighs and settles happily into her arms, a somewhat wistful look in his piggy eyes.) Ranma-chan: "Hey you FLOOZY, would you mind? In front of your own father's house!" Akane: "Oh, stuff it, Ranma! Here, take Ryoga home." (She gives the pig to Ranma.) Ranma-chan: "Whaddaya mean, take him home?" Akane: "You know, home! I'm not entirely sure where it is, and I just had a call from his mom. She's home, and he hasn't seen her in years. I'm sure he wants to go home." (Ryoga's ears prick up and he looks up at Akane. Akane smiles at him. Ryoga sighs happily at her smile.) Akane: "Yes, it's true." Ranma-chan: "Well, at least get him some hot water first! Hey, get me some too, while you're at it!" *WHAP* Akane: "Get it yourself." (Akane's room. Akane locks the door [she got that lock after the tenth time somebody busted into her room in the middle of the night], then she goes to the curtains and closes them, to the disappointment of Hikaru Gosunkugi, who had been sitting in that tree for a full hour just to get a shot of her. Then she goes to the videoplayer that was just installed in her room last week. She takes out a tape and puts it into the video-player. Then she retreats back unto her bed and clicks play.) Tape: =Hey, d'you think we should be here?= =Shut up.= (Akane lays back and touches her neck slightly. Her eyes turn dreamy, she smiles a wicked smile and draws a short breath.) Tape: =HEY!= =Make a sound and I break your arm.= (Akane opens the buttons of her shorts and slips her hand down between her legs, starting to rub.) Tape: =What are you doin'?= =...Teach you to embarrass me again, girl.= (Akane licks her lips a little.) Tape: =What--what are you doin'?!= =Shut up.= (Akane stares intensely at the screen, continuing to masturbate as Ryoga rapes Ranma-chan on the television screen. She winces in sympathy when Ryoga twists Ranma's arm, but it seems to just excite her more. By the time he actually starts to fuck her, Akane is squirming with pleasure and making tiny mewling noises. She comes way before the two on the TV screen do, but she has more than one orgasm. She lays back on the bed, wonderfully warm, her breathing slowly calming down.) Tape: =What... what the hell was that?!= Tape: =Go look it up from a book.= (Akane smiles and clicks stop and rewind. After the tape is rewound, she smiles a little mischievously, and clicks play.) (Ranma and Ryoga are running through the city. As it's hot, Ryoga doesn't have his usual tunic on, just pants and a black T-shirt. They jump over some blocks above water, and both remember to avoid the rotten-through middle log. Finally they turn to a normal-looking street and Ranma slows down until he's only going at a normal walking-pace. Ryoga is forced to slow down too, as he is lost.) Ryoga: (gruffly) "Something wrong?" Ranma: "Y'know, I'm not helping you by choice." Ryoga: (sighing) "Look, I don't wanna fight, okay? I don't like you. But I want to see my mother." Ranma: "That's it, then? You just don't care?" (Ryoga turns to look at Ranma with surprisingly calm eyes.) Ryoga: "That's right." (They walk the rest of the way in silence.) End notes: So maybe it's OOC for Akane to act this way. So what? Remember the title, people.