Ranma 1/2: Gratuity
A Ranma 1/2 Lemon
by Michael Chen (Zenki) and Megane 6.7
michael.h.chen@yale.edu
fcasper@yesic.com

Authors' Notes
Megane 6.7 was of great help in the production of this fic.  In
fact, he had produced a great deal of ideas for me and elaborated
on my initial plans for this story.  Of course, original idea of
the story is mine, but many of the sex scenes here are of
Megane's doing.  Thus, he is a coauthor.

Warning
This fic is a lemon fic, which means that intense sexual
situations soon follow.  In fact, kids, do not read this. 
Members of the Christian Coalition, don't read this.  Old people
over 50 years of age, don't read this.  Heck, this list of people
who shouldn't read this can go on and on.  The most important
part is that if you think you might be offended by sexual scenes
and such, then don't even bother reading.  It's guaranteed that
you will flame us.

But if you are a lemon aficionado, prepare for pure enjoyment as
you read.  Unlike the stories of alt.sex.stories, this fanfic
actually has a plot instead of the "How many times can the
protagonist have his surgically enhanced p***s spray semen within
a short period of time."  We have taken great pains to add humor
to a story that can be called, "Akane and Ranma get Nerima Down
on Them," so you will on occasion laugh your brains out when your
hand gets tired (Heh heh, I was just joking about the hand...) 
Oh yeah, we have checked the archives of rec.arts.anime.creative,
and we the authors are proud that we will be establishing many
firsts with this fanfic.

Information used in this story was obtained in Principles of
Physiology by Totora, 8th edition.  A truly nice entry level
Anatomy and Physiology text.  They do have a little section on
human reproduction...


Round 2

    Akane rested on Ryoga for a little while, when he carefully
rolled her off him.  Somehow, Ryoga, although enjoying Akane's
sudden demonstration of emotion to her, wasn't comfortable.  He
didn't like how he felt, he felt in a way that he had just
cheated Akane in a way.

    He gave Akane a passionate kiss, and then left the dojo. 
Fortunately, the two had completed their little venture before
anyone had returned home.

    Akane, as soon as Ryoga disappeared, stood up and grabbed her
clothing, now with a little more enthusiasm than before.  Her first
experience had been so perfect that she was looking forwards to
having another shot at another person.

    Making sure her sex was cleaned up, as Ryoga had deposited a
more than adequate amount of semen in her, and then carefully
putting on her dress, she sought out the next person that came to
mind.

    After leaving her room, Akane marched briskly towards her
next destination, which coincidentally happened to be the Kuno
Estate.  Akane thought about the history she had with Kuno, his
constant lusting after her, his desire to fondle her body, his
declarations of love.  If there was someone who was going to be
an easy lay, it was Tatewaki Kuno.

    Reaching the outer gates of the Kuno Estate, she rang the
doorbell.  In a flash, the personal ninja, Sasuke, appeared on
the other side of the gate.  "Why Akane Tendo, what are you doing
here?"  Akane noted that for once she wasn't addressed as
"Mistress Tendo."

    "I'm here to see Tatewaki."  Akane spoke.

    Sasuke gave Akane a strange look, but opened the door
nevertheless as he trusted her.  "He's in his room right now,
cleaning up."  Akane thanked Sasuke and walked to the door of the
mansion itself.  She gave the door a knock, and the door slammed
inwards revealing the distressed face of Kodachi Kuno.

    She immediately unloaded her troubles onto Akane.  "How cruel
is this world!  Why should I suffer and watch my brother win his
love?  Why!"

    Akane frowned at that.  "Hi, Kodachi.  I'm here to see your
brother."

    Kodachi was delusional, and didn't even acknowledge Akane's 
presence at all.   "Damn my brother!" she screeched as she walked 
away.  Akane gave Kodachi a strange look as she carefully made her 
way to Kuno's room.

    The door to his room was open, and Akane helped herself in. 
She found Kuno avidly doing some interior redecorating.  First of
all, he seemed to be tearing down all of his pictures of her from
his walls and throwing them into the trash.

    "Hi, Kuno," said Akane after clearing her throat for some
attention.

    Tatewaki looked up at Akane, and he gave her an apologetic
smile.  "Ah, Akane Tendo.  Alas, I would have liked to have marry
you, but my love is now directed in a different direction away
from you."

    Akane's mouth dropped open with surprise and some joy as Kuno
would never ever bother her again.  "Not to worry though, dear
Akane."  Kunou continued.    "I know how this must be tearing you up 
inside, but you must forget about me and try to find someone else just 
as manly and perfect to love."

    Akane didn't know what happened, but she was immediately
happy.  Then she remembered her bet and her happiness abruptly 
subsided.  She wanted to bed Kuno as soon as possible, and considering 
this change over events, it sounded next to impossible.

    "I must see you happy, as I know that you can't live without
me, Akane.  But I shall always be available to help you if you so
desire my attention."  Akane's enthusiasm and patience was slowly 
dying down.

    "Shut up, just make love to me now!"  Akane said, bored with
Kuno's redundant speech.

    Tatewaki's face was horrified with the thought.  "Make love
to you?  Perish the thought!  I'd rather kill myself and my
family before betraying my lover!  Make love with you?  I think
not!  I am a man of honor, a paragon among men, I must not break
my vows with the pigtailed girl."

     A look of worry surfaced on Akane's face.  She had thought
this was going to be easy, but it turned out that Kuno, despite
his womanizing behavior, did seem to have a strong, if strange, sense of
honor.  Thus making Akane's goal unattainable.  She thought to herself.  
'Damn, Ranma-Chan must have really done a number on him.'  She 
looked at Kuno, and he did seem to be a little tired.

    Akane suddenly had a brilliant idea on how to take advantage 
of Kuno's sense of honor.  "Okay, but before I leave, I'd like to make a 
challenge to you.  We both fight, and if I win, you have to do what I
tell 
you to.  If you win, then I leave you alone in peace.  How is that?"

    As soon as Kuno heard the word "challenge", he became
interested.  Standing up straight, and holding up his bokken, he
answered.  "So be it.  Defend yourself, Akane Tendo!"  He stood,
waiting for her.

    Akane grinned as she remembered the many times she easily
pasted him and turned him into a human projectile.  Without
warning, she started her usual routine of hard punches and kicks.

    Almost immediately Akane felt something wrong.  Kuno was
acting faster, his parries so fast that Akane found herself
overwhelmed and unable to land a blow on him at all.  Kuno face
was some what saddened as he just simply outclassed her.

    'Is it the sex?' wondered Akane as she ducked.  'I've got to
get Ranma to tell me what he did to him.'  She ducked another
blow.

    Akane eventually stopped fighting, and held her hands up, knowing 
when to recognize a lost cause.  She couldn't beat Kuno at all.  Kuno
stood triumphant.  "Very good, Akane Tendo, Now I want you to strip
off all your clothes," he spoke dreamily, but as soon as he saw
the life sized picture of Ranma-chan on the wall, he corrected
himself.

    "No!  I mean, I think it was time you should leave.  Although
it pains me that I can not share the love that I now have for the
pigtailed goddess, I shall allow you to have this momento of my
greatness."  Kuno produced an autographed photograph of himself
and opened Akane's dress and placed it between her breasts.

    Akane slapped him and tossed out the photo.  "How dare you!" 
And she thought that Kuno was an honorable fool.

    "Ah, Akane Tendo wants more?  Well, for a friend, I shall
give you a farewell kiss."  He grabbed Akane and dipped her.  Before 
she could react, she felt his lips press against hers.  She immediately 
gutpunched him and watched him hit the floor, moaning in pain.  Ok, 
she had wanted to have sex with him, but seeing his huge ego had 
turned her off completely.  Ranma could have this idiot.  

    She left.


* * *

    Ranma-chan walked home with a certain satisfaction, of
course, it was short lived as her masculinity managed to drag
himself off the ground.  Yang grabbed his bruised head and glared
at Yin.  "What the hell did you do?  You had fucking sex with
that asshole!"

    Yin sighed as she seemed dreamy.  "Man, he knew how to make a
girl feel good."  Unconsciously, she fingered herself.

    Yang slapped Yin across the face.  "You make me sick!" he
shouted.  "If I could, I'd just..."  He never finished as a kick
to the head sent him down, then she jumped onto him and pounded
his head into the ground.  "NEVER, NEVER, NEVER SLAP A GIRL!" 
Ranma-chan walked down the street, and her eyes landed on her
next prey.

    Yin ignored Yang's battered body and started to giggle
nonstop as Ryoga, somewhat more distracted than usual, walked into a
tree.

* * *

    Ranma-chan greeted Ryoga as old friends usually do.  "Hey P-
Chan!"  Immediately Ryoga growled and took out his anger on the
most immediate object, in this case, the map in his hands. 
Later, it would turn out that Ranma-chan actually did him a
favor, as he had been staring at a map of Greenland.

    "Ranma!  How many times must I tell you!  I AM NOT P-CHAN!" 
Ryoga silenced himself, and looked around nervously as if trying
not to find Akane.

    Ryoga then turned to Ranma with a triumphant look on his
face.  "Not as if it matters anymore.  Akane just proved to me whom 
she prefers.  She loves me, not you."  Ranma-chan sighed.

    "Is that so, P-Chan?  Then I guess you wouldn't mind if I told Akane 
about your..."  Ranma-chan felt Ryoga's hand clamp over her mouth as 
he held her in a tight body hold.  Yin started to grin incessantly as
she
plotted.

    "So little P-Chan wants to play rough with poor Ranma-chan." 
Ryoga screamed as he felt Ranma-chan playing with his pants.

    "You pervert!  Get away from me!"  Ryoga then felt Ranma-chan
snake his hands over her breast.  Ryoga squeezed for a moment. 
'Hey, Ranma was right, his breasts ARE larger than Akane's'

    Then he realized what he was doing.  "Just get away!" 
Closing his eyes shut, he ran like mad, which was a bad thing
because everything in his path was atomized as he rammed through.

    Ranma-chan smiled as she realized that Ryoga could be broken. 
She knew that with a little persuasive pressure, she could make
him crumble under.  Running to the Tendo Dojo, somewhat glad that
Akane wasn't home, she raided Akane's wardrobe.

    She grabbed a lacy, almost transparent red bra.  The one good
thing about Ranma-chan was that she knew almost precisely what
sort of clothing would turn on a man.  She grabbed a lacy white
shirt, and putting it on, she was satisfied that Akane was a
couple cups smaller.  The shirt was stretched tight against her
body, making the red bra actually stand out.

    Looking in the mirror, Ranma-chan smiled.  'Damn, I look
sexy.'  Searching through miniskirts and shorts, Ranma-chan
finally after some difficulty found one that would sort of stay
on, everything else wouldn't stay on.

    Still, her costume wasn't quite perfect, as she could still
tell that she was Ranma in the mirror.  Reaching behind, she
undid the string that kept her hair in the tight pigtail, and her
silky red hair let down.  Taking a bottle of Super Anime Grip
Hair Gel(tm), she combed her hair into a nice style, one
extremely suited for a girl.

    Satisfied, she winked to herself in the mirror, feeling
somewhat turned on by her beauty.  She knew that Ryoga would be
drooling over her.

    Her trap set, and plan all worked out, she went hunting. 
Ryoga wasn't particularly hard to track, as giant holes in walls
and craters in the ground were impossible for a well trained
expert to miss.  Ranma simply followed the hidden trail that
Ryoga had left, and within ten minutes time, she found Ryoga
wandering alone in the park.

    Ranma-chan decided on the lost girl act, to hook Ryoga's
interest.  With an extremely feminine walk, wiggling her butt in
such a perfect way that it seemed that she was a supermodel
walking down a runway.  She tapped Ryoga timidly on the shoulder.

    "Excuse me, do you know where am I?  This wouldn't happen to
be Beijing?"  Ranma-chan tried her best not to snicker as she
knew that she would never THAT lost.  Ryoga on the other hand, 
would.

    Ryoga looked up from his blissful thoughts, and turned to the
girl.  "What?"  As soon as he saw those soulful eyes, he started
to laugh nervously.  "Oh, I wouldn't really know, I always get
lost myself."  He looked around, as if trying to find yet another person
to ask for directions.

    But luck was on Ranma-chan's side, and not a person could be
seen at all.  Yin snickered as she looked at the totally clueless
expression on Ryoga's face.  She wanted to see how dumb Ryoga
really was.  She tried the fiancee approach.

    "You get lost a lot?"  Ranma-chan asked Ryoga inquisitively.

    Ryoga nodded shamefully, and in an instant, Ranma-chan swept
him into her arms.  "Oh, then you must be Ryoga Hibiki, my
fiancee!  I have wandered for so long in search of you!"  She
feigned sobbing into Ryoga's shoulder.

    "My FIANCEE?"  Ryoga asked incredulously.  He looked at the
extremely beautiful, and not to mention nicely dressed girl,
sobbing into his shoulder.  He could only whisper, "I never
knew."

    Ryoga reached down, asking a question.  "And when were we
engaged?"

    Ranma-chan thought furiously, and she answered.  "We were
engaged since we were little babies by our parents!"  She clasped
Ryoga's hand to her breast.  "And now we are together!"  Ryoga
froze yet again as he felt Ranma-chan's body through the
extremely thin fabric of her clothing.  Hell, it was as if he was
really touching her naked body.

    He felt a tug in his pants.  He forced himself not to react. 
'Down!  
Down!  Damn you!  Don't stick up right now!' he groaned to himself 
silently.  Ranma-chan watched Ryoga go through exaggerated body 
movements.

    "Dear, are you alright?  It seems that these tight pants are
restricting you.  Shall I help?"  Ryoga felt hands tugging at his
pants, and instinct made him recoil backwards.  But he was too
late, and his unfastened clothing tumbled to the ground.

    Ranma-chan stared at Ryoga's erection through his shorts for
awhile.  By this time, Yang had managed to wake up, and what he
saw terrified him.  "No, Ranma, No!" shouted Yang.  "You're a
guy!"

    Yin turned around furious.  Angry that someone had to pull
her away from her view, angry that Yang just didn't know when to
quit.  She pulled out a hammer, and was about to pound Yang. 
Yang shouted.  "A Hammer?  Can't you be a little more creative?"

    Yin dropped the hammer and stood there for a moment, thinking
hard.  Then an idea popped into her head.  She pulled out a hard-
cased steel baton from ASP Inc.  "This better?"  Yang screamed,
and ran like crazy.  Unfortunately, he ran into an obstruction,
and fell down cold.

    Yin turned back to the view and watched.

    Ryoga looked at the sexy girl, who seemed to be totally
devoted to her.  Hell, based on what she said, she was ready for
unconditional love to her.  And like him, she had spent her
entire life wandering.  She smiled as she noticed him staring at
her.  "Ryoga, what are you doing, staring at me?  Nothing nasty
going through your head?"

    Ryoga indeed had nasty thoughts going through his head.  In
fact, he could thank Akane for educating him in that particular
field of human interaction.  But he didn't want to betray Akane either. 
He shook his head.  However, that girl didn't seem to want to
notice.  She walked to him, slowly.

    She reached up and stroked the side of his face with her
hands.  "Ryoga dear, you look so tense.  Why don't you sit in the
shade?"  She indicated a nice large tree with her other hand. 
Right now, Ryoga felt his manly desires slowly pushing aside his
rationality.  And besides, she sounded so reasonable.

    He walked and sat down, his back against the tree.  Ranma-
chan kneeled down next to him.  She whispered to him.  "Just
close your eyes."  He did as he was told, and felt something warm
clamp around his...

    Ryoga's eyes opened wide, and he found the cute red head
bobbing up and down, centered on his groin area.  Her lips locked
around him, her tongue caressing him.  He watched her movements,
hypnotised and unable to react.

    As every moment passed, his passion bloomed and he started to
moan as he felt his muscles in his groin start that all too
familiar contractions.  But even in his haze of sexual desire,
his reason struggled to the last moment.

    He didn't love the girl in front of him, and yet everything
his body was telling him was to take her.  He would have
continued arguing with himself, but it was too late.  He felt his
head swimming in delight as he jerked.

    Meanwhile Ranma-chan had felt the tremors, and somewhat
worried about getting a mouthful of semen, she recoiled
backwards.  Instead of getting her mouth filled, she felt warm
heavy streams of cum impact on her clothing.

    In a way that was good, as Ranma-chan now had an excuse to
take off her clothing.  She started to undo the buttons, and in a
moment, she pulled the shirt off.  Looking down, she noted with
some amusement that her bra too had been soaked.  She tossed the
semen soaked undergarment onto the ground.

    Ryoga watched the girl, completely unabashful, stripping in
front of him.  He gazed at her smooth breasts, both of them
definitely larger than Akane's.  He longed to touch her perfect
body, her slim waist, her hips.

    She slid onto him, her breasts kissing him from his knees
past his hardening manhood and to his chest.  She then kissed him
furiously.

    Ranma-chan felt Ryoga's erection against her, and she smiled. 
"So you want more?"  Ryoga gasped as Ranma-chan's miniskirt and
panties seemingly disappeared, and she settled down onto him.

    He felt himself get lost in her body, her beautiful body
riding on him.  The passion started to build up more and more,
and Ryoga felt the strong muscles clench him even tighter.  Ryoga
felt his vision turning into a haze as he felt that familiar feeling.

    He came again, unable to resist, and the rush hit him head-on, so
hard so intense that he was unconscious when Ranma-chan finished. 
Ranma-chan stood up satisfied as she looked down on Ryoga.  He
definitely was a strong person, as it took quite a bit of coaxing
to get him to come.