*lemon*humour*yaoi* GUNS by Hyel On the roof of the Tendo dojo... "Hold on, Ryoga... You gotta do this right the first time, y'know. Otherwise you'll never get it right." "I'm not sure I want to try this, Ranma... not here." "Don't worry, it's safe, trust me." "Well..." "Here. Take it." "Wait, Ranma..." "Don't be such a chicken. Just put your hand on it. There... easy, wasn't it?" "Yeah... Wow, it's loaded." "Don't worry... Now, just get the feel of it... Y'know, just get used to having it in your hand. Remember not to squeeze there, not yet... That's the trigger." "Like this?" "YES, exactly like that! Ohhh, that's good... Careful, careful... Now... just... squeeze a little... Ahh!" "Hey, it came off!" "Yeah, well, that's the point, right? That was still a bit shaky on your part, though, Ryoga. Now it's my turn. Move over a little, I'll show you how it's done... Like this... see?" "You're... really good at this, Ranma..." "Thanks. Now, no more playin' 'round, it's time to put it in. Let's just get this shirt out of the way... There, much better, don't ya think?" "Yeah... that's better. That is better. But now the pants are in the way..." "So just remove them. Just let me take this... That any good? Thought so... I'll just slide it in..." "GYAAA!!" "What? What did I do?!" "My finger!" "Oh, sorry, didn't see it there." "I think this is going to be harder than I thought..." (a few moments of heavy breathing) "I think we've got it now..." "Yes!" "Just a little more..." "H-hold on... squeeze it a bit more, would you?" "Like this?" "Perfect! Oh, that's it! We're THERE!" "Ryoga? Ranma? Is that you? What on earth are you guys doing up there on the roof?!" "We were just playin' around with my rifle! We're tryin' to pack it into Ryoga's backpack!" "Oh! Okay." Down in her room, Akane giggled a little to herself as she closed the window. What a dirty imagination she sometimes had. When she'd first heard them, she'd thought... But that was impossible. Guns. Of course! Meanwhile... "Packing your rifle in my...?" "Hey, she bought it, didn't she? Whaddaya say we do it in her room next time?" -the end- End notes: ^_^ *snort* Heh heh heh... *giggle* Ooo, I'm evil. == - Vilja You fools! You will PAY for your insulin!