[BTW, a NARRABUNDAH 1/2 - RANMA 1/2 crossover] NARRABUNDAH ½ created by Urac Sigma and Suzy Styles Lemon Extra I Aa! Mayaigosama! by Urac Sigma, from an idea by Niki O'brien AUTHOR'S NOTE: Yes, that's right, kids. This is a lemon. I felt like trying my claw at one, and then Niki, in her infinite wisdom, suggested the perfect pairing (read: Niki O has a huge crush on a certain lost boy from a certain Takahashi series). So, if you're offended by sexual goings-on, then...well, you probably wouldn't have got onto this series in the first place, would you? At the moment, I'm not sure if this is canonical (but if it is, it comes after Volume II). Don't worry, though, NARRABUNDAH ½ shan't be turning into a lemon series forever. Just think of this as...experimentation. [evil giggle] Besides, it's my first lemon, so I apologise that it's probably rubbish. Neribanda, Tokyo, Japan - Friday 22 September 1995 It was rare occurrence, but tonight the Tendô Dôjô was relatively calm. Sigmatome Nicole had left, Happousai Graham's attempts at owning the dôjô had been thwarted, and no-one had accidentally seen anyone else naked for a good two days. In the master bedroom, Tendô Bobbi slept. She occasionally murmured half-formed sentences and mangled words. An astute listener may have been able to discern the word 'chibusa' as a recurring one. In the bedroom nextdoor to that, Tendô Fiona slept. She dreamt of flowers, birdies, and all the other things that she believed the world to be full of. Nextdoor to that, Sigmatome Len slept. He didn't dream, but he did manage to snore like a chainsaw with an upset stomach. At the end of the upstairs corridor, in one of the furthest of the younger ones' bedrooms, Sigmatome Ratbat slept. She was having a bizarre dream about being pregnant to her female fiancé. In the room across from her, Tendô Suzy slept. Her dream was a fairly average one for her - she'd turned up to Graviton High in her underwear and no-one had noticed. In the last inhabited room of the house, Tendô Niki lay, but did not sleep. Her mind was on the events of a few days ago. Sleeping with Euan had served its purpose...she'd worked out that she'd only had feelings for Ratbat because she'd slept with him (and definitely him, not her - that much had swung it) before that...and somehow spending a night beside a bewildered Euan had cancelled it all out, much to her relief. But now? She wondered if she shouldn't have tried something besides just sleeping with either of them, just to see... Not likely, though. Euan would probably pass out from embarrassment before she'd so much as got either of their pants off. And Ratbat was asexual - there was no way even she would be able to arouse him sufficiently to perform. No...it seemed that for now, the only satisfaction of that nature she would find would be found at the end of her wrist... Hibiki Ryouga was more than slightly confused. Check that. Hibiki Ryouga was more than usually confused. He'd finally managed to find the Tendô Dôjô once more, but it didn't seem right. It looked mostly like the building he knew, but the shape seemed slightly wrong. There was no denying it the sign though... 'Ten...dô...dô...jô...' he whispered to himself, tracing the outline of the kanji with his hand. Maybe they'd renovated. He'd only been away two days, but then, he didn't know how long these things took. For a brief moment he entertained the notion that he'd gotten so lost he'd ended up in another reality entirely, but Ryouga was a sensible guy, and he turned into a sensible pig, so he knew that that was too weird. Deciding that it was best left unworried-about, he pushed the door open and went inside. The inside of the house looked almost the same...well, he thought it did. To be honest, he usually identified the house by its inhabitants. Still, he was pretty sure that Akane's room would be up the stairs, so he ascended the first set he found. Nerf! Suzy was now in a mood. Ever so typically, having woken up to go to the lavatory, she had within seven minutes been able to confirm that sleep would be impossible for at least another two hours. She'd originally intended to go downstairs and watch a video, but had paused when passing her older sister's room. Through her slightly open door, Suzy noticed an absence of the rather deep breathing rhythm that was the signature of a sleeping Niki. In a sudden social move, Suzy decided to see if Niki felt like beating her at Monopoly again. 'Niki-chan?' she hissed, pushing the door open. The silhouette of Niki's head suddenly jerked up, as if distracted from something. 'Nê?' Deciding not to wake the others on the top floor, Suzy entered the room properly, gently shutting the door behind her and flicking the light on. 'I heard you were awake. I wondered if you wanted to play Monopoly or something?' Niki shook her head. 'Iie. Gomen - I just don't feel like it, you know...' Suzy shrugged. 'Fair enough.' She turned off the light to make her exit. Oh, well. Looked it was Koko wa Greenwood for one, then. Ryouga was slightly confused. There was a terrible draft in this room that he didn't remember. And, for that matter, he couldn't find a lightswitch. Maybe I'm outside? he mused. No, that wouldn't be right. If he was outside, sooner or later he'd have found a window or something. Like the one beside him. There should be one just like that. Oh. He stuck his umbrella under the window and pushed it open. If he was lucky, it would be the bathroom and he could turn himself into P-chan before setting forth to find Akane's room. If not...then, he'd just have to hope he could be quick and quiet about getting out. No sooner had he slipped through, though, than he found himself stumbling over what felt like a well-built female body, and a large amount of money. 'Chikusho!' he hissed as he hit the ground. Trouble. 'What the fuck?' came the female voice. A bedside light was slapped on, illuminating that corner of the room. Ryouga made a guess at the occupant of the room. 'Na...Nabiki?' he stammered. He turned himself over to face her. Niki had been ready to tear shreds off this eechi interloper, but that stopped her short. 'Nabiki?' she repeated. Ryouga shook his head. Not Nabiki. That was probably a good thing - he was completely tapped out as it was. 'Aa...suman,' was all he could think to say. Niki nodded dumbly. Her initial shock fading, she was coming to notice that the burglar - or whoever - was, to put it lightly, kinda sexy. 'That's...that's OK,' she said. 'I... took a wrong turn.' Ryouga felt like an idiot even as he was saying it. 'I'll just...I'll just leave now.' That face...when he's being apologetic, it makes him that much cuter! 'Oh, there's no hurry,' Niki said quickly. She grabbed him by the wrist and pulled him onto the bed with her, giving him the once-over as she did. Ohh...teeth like Ratbat, clothes like Euan...this guy could be the best of both worlds! Inwardly, she grinned. There'd only been one thing on her mind all evening, and it was still there now. Oh, she couldn't! Ja, why the hell not? 'Tendô Niki,' she told the wide-eyed youth. Ryouga just blinked. What was going on? He'd barged into this girl's bedroom, and now she wanted to have a conversation? Granted, he didn't mind - she wasn't exactly unattractive, to put it mildly - but it was a bit confusing. 'Hib... Hibiki Ryouga,' he replied at last. 'Excellent...' she returned. Masaka. There was something about the way she'd said that, Ryouga thought. Kind of chilling. Kind of sleek. Kind of...inviting? No. He couldn't make that kind of assumption based on two minutes' association. She might be a bit strange, but that didn't mean she was sex-mad. 'Sumimasen,' she said suddenly. 'But if you're not doing anything else, I'd like to try having sex with you.' Ryouga made a bizarre squeaking noise. On the other hand... 'Han...are you...sure?' Oh, brilliant, Hibiki. No wonder Akane prefers you as a pig. Niki growled softly. She didn't have time for this show of etiquette. This guy looked more delicious than anything Colleen could ever come up with, and she wasn't letting him go until he took her somewhere Euan and Ratbat hadn't dreamed of. (Not quite true. Ratbat had dreamed of it, but by the time it had filtered through her mangled subconscious, it was with Mr Yotsuya from Maison Ikkoku, at which point she woke up screaming.) Besides, there was that sensation rising between her legs that demanded something, and demanded it from him. - Take this guy now! - it cried out to her. - Remember how much it hurts when you forget to take off that ring!? - With a sudden burst of hentai-strength, she ripped off both her top and his, one hand each. 'Do I look sure?!' she panted. Ryouga just goggled, his eyes drawn irresistibly towards Niki's chest. She had...amazing breasts. Perfect - just like...like... just like two large roundish things with nipples on them. He tried to take his eyes away, but all he found himself doing was shifting his focus from one to the other. Chikusho, he realised. He usually got a nosebleed around now. Not this time, though. The pure lust that Niki was oozing at him took control of the blood that was supposed to gush out his nostrils and sent it down, creating a noticeable bulge even through his baggy trousers. What the heck. She was obviously in the mood, and while Ryouga wasn't exactly hentai of the month, he knew a good thing when he saw it. He wrapped his arms around Niki, and pressed his lips to hers, gently guiding her back onto the bed as they joined in a long kiss. When they reluctantly broke for air, Niki giggled. 'I take it that's a yes, then?' Ryouga just smiled at her, then reached down and picked up his umbrella. As he began to remove his own trousers using his feet (a useful trick, by the way), he used the tip of the umbrella to gently tickle Niki's stomach, steadily taking the motion further and further downwards, until he was able to slip the point of the umbrella under her waistband, and gently slide her boxers off. Then, with them gone, he began to tease her, circling the end of the parasol in slow, gentle rings around the small goth tribble of her sex. Niki growled softly. Oh, that was teasing...every round or two, he'd bring the bamboo to just within the lips of her womanhood, then move it away as if it had never been there. She didn't know where this guy had come from but, God he'd learnt some interesting things there... For a few moments, she didn't move, savouring what she could only think of as a...different kind of experience. Then, no sooner had he begun to pull the umbrella back, than she made her own move forward. As she moved forth, he leant back onto the bed, and she could take a good look at his body in the small space of light they had. Mmmm...I like his collarbone, she thought strangely. And the rest of him...well, either he works out, or that umbrella's heavier than he looks. I haven't done too badly here. She ran her hands down his body until both them and her eyes rested on his member, looking more than ready for her. I can see someone's been eating their vegetables...Ryouga is nothing if not a big boy. She used one of her collection of long nails to stroke the impressive shaft, aiming for the gesture to toe that thin line between tantalising stimulation and abject pain. She was virtually drooling in anticipation (Kuso, she didn't know which end of her was wetter!) as she quietly said, 'Ima...do you think you can spin my wheel with your soldier of fortune?' He brought a hand up to stroke her hair in return. 'You tell me,' he winked. Niki let out another soft growl as Ryouga's solid penis slid into her. At first a slight and gentle motion, then she felt him pushing ever deeper as they rocked together. And, even though they were already touching, she could feel the two of them become closer...and closer... That feeling was now sharper in her than ever - that feeling she couldn't quite put words to ...warm shivering and electrocution, mixed with something she could give her right arm to be able to bottle and sell... a feeling that started between her legs, but was spreading over her whole body...being driven further and further towards something, not knowing when she was going to reach it, starting to feel so good it hurt oh Kami-sama surely soon oh yes oh no this can't go on forever and (When Tendô Bobbi was woken by the noise, she decided it could be one of only two things: either her middle daughter having an orgasm, or the butterfly invaders from her dream escaping to steal everything from the fridge. Deciding that the former was unlikely, and all she had to do about the latter was send Fiona shopping the next morning, she promptly forgot about it and went back to sleep.) Niki and Ryouga both lay there in each other's arms, as what they had done took longer to pass than it had to occur. It was Niki who finally spoke. 'That was...something,' she said at last. And it had been. She'd more than satisfied her curiosity, not to mention a few other things. It hadn't been quite up there with a 700% profit margin, but it had definitely been...pleasant. Ryouga nodded wearily, pulling his bandanna back up from over his eyes. 'Hai...' he managed. After a few moments more, Niki decided she had better tell him. 'Ano, Ryouga-chan...don't take this the wrong way, but I'd rather if you didn't...you know, tell anyone about this. It's not that--' Ryouga held up a hand. 'Don't worry,' he reassured her, kissing her cheek. 'I understand perfectly. Mousse said something like it too.' Letting that one go over her head, Niki watched him redress. 'Oh, one other thing,' she added. 'You'll have to leave by the window as well.' '?' 'Oh, the thingy on the door broke a couple of days ago. You can open it from the hallway, but not from in here.' Ryouga paused. 'But if you can't open the door from the inside, how did your sister get out?' They were answered by the click of the overhead light turning on, illuminating the rest of the room. 'She didn't,' grinned Suzy from her position by the door. 'So, oneechan - how is it we play that blackmail game again...?' The rest of the series is at: http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/1778/bundahalf.html -- +---------------------------------------------------------------------+ | Urac 'Ratbat' Sigma, the Green Flame E-mail: ratbat@rocketmail.com | | To the Ratcave! http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/1778 | +---------------------------------------------------------------------+