Jjz_Ranma@Hotmail.com (Jesus "Jesse" Zamora) If you have trouble reaching me here, try either of the addresses below (If you do so, please say that the message is for me) Saint@Shadow.net (Henry "Ho-Sung Pak" Lee, who is preparing the guillotine as he reads this, my latest fanfic.) Dyluc@aol.com (Andre, who's going to toss my remains off the side of Pro Player Stadium when Henry's done) ______________________________________________________________________________ Although this is a SICK AS A DISEASE lemon, there will be an attempt to include an acceptable (if foul enough to make Takahashi hunt me down with an AK-47 and a squad of Yakuza hitmen) plot to this maddening little scene. I hope you all don't mind this. Still, if you're under 18, you shouldn't be reading such disgusting things, anyhow! () Notes [] Sub-notes <> Character thooughts SWEET DREAMS [ARE MADE OF THIS]. By Jesus "Jesse" Zamora. Based upon characters and situations from Ranma 1/2, by Rumiko Takahashi Inspired by the song "Sweet Dreams [Are Made of This]" as performed by the honorable reverend Marilyn Manson. (Open on the Tendo dojo on a bright, sunny Sunday afternoon. Ryoga walks to the door, an angry expression on his face. He is holding a sheet of notebook paper in his hand. On the paper, some words of invitation can be seen, written in Ranma's hand) RYOGA: (He enters the dojo and immediately notices Kasumi sweeping the floor, her normal perky smile on her face) KASUMI:Ara! Hi there, Ryoga-kun. Ranma's waiting for you in Nabiki's room. RYOGA:Thanks. Could you, uh, lead me there. You know how I am. (Kasumi stares at Ryoga, not understanding what he had meant by those words, then leads Ryoga to Nabiki's room, where Ranma-chan is lying on the bed, in a tight dark brown evening goun of very low cut, a golden neckless ornamenting her for added emphasis on her chest) RANMA-CHAN:Well, I see you got here on time, for a change. RYOGA(shocked at how his long-time rival looks):Um, uh, y-yes, I have. (Curious) Tell me, Ranma... WHY are you dressed like that? RANMA-CHAN(feigning innocence):Oh, no reason. Do you like it? (Ryoga cruples up the paper quickly in one hand and tosses it at Ranma-chan, who rolls to a side of the bed to dodge it) RANMA-CHAN(genuinly angry; as though she expected Ryoga to answer):Geez, I just asked a question! RYOGA(pissed off):Is THIS what you called me for!? RANMA-CHAN:No, you moron. I called for this. (Shouting in a friendly tone) Kasumi, could you bring the TV\VCR that's in the guest room over here!? (Sits upright on the bed). KASUMI'S VOICE(At the door, just as loud and just as friendly):Sure, Ranma! (Ranma-chan and Ryoga just stare at eachother, bug-eyed) RYOGA:What was she doing there? When I came in, she was rather busy... RANMA-CHAN(sarcastic):And here I am, making that mess to keep her from evesdropping! I have to try harder... (A few seconds later, Kasumi enters with a portable TV\VCR and places it on the floor in front of the two boys, then leaves silently) RANMA-CHAN(big sweats):... What... RYOGA(big sweats):... Was she...? (After another three seconds, they both recover from what just happened and return to normal appearance) RANMA-CHAN(shoving her hand into the mattress):I've got something I think you'll be interested in... (Pulls out a videocassette with the Japanese writing for the words "Pig Evedence" on the side of the sleeve) RYOGA:What's that got to do with...?! RANMA-CHAN:I thought I'd take the time to have your transformation put on tape, as a little rememberance should you ever be cured... (Ranma-chan gets off the bed and puts the video into the VCR, leaving the sleeve atop the television. On the video, Ranma [male in the video] and Ryoga are fighting their hearts out in the middle of a wooded area, perhaps a park of some sort. After a few seconds, rain begins falling on the two of them, turning Ranma into a girl and Ryoga into a pig. At this point, Ranma-chan stops and ejects the tape, puts it back in its sleeve, and places it in a drawer near the bed) RANMA-CHAN(turning around slowly; with a sinister tone of voice):As you can see, It is a good view...Wouldn't you say, Ryoga-kun? RYOGA(fuming):What do you plan to do with that? RANMA-CHAN:Well, I was thinking of giving it to Akane to look at... RYOGA(panicing):NO! RANMA-CHAN(clever-sounding):OR... You could buy it from me. RYOGA:WHAT!? RANMA-CHAN(voice a little misty):You see, there's something I want... RYOGA:I hope you take dissapointment well, because I've got no intention of cooperating! (Gets into fighting stance). You're gonna get it THIS time! (Ranma-chan lets out an evil laugh, much like Kodachi would) RANMA-CHAN:Oh, you DO understand! (Ryoga looks at Ranma-chan, extreamly confused) RYOGA:What do you... ? (Ranma-chan walks toward Ryoga slowly, methodically, a huge, evil smile on her face) RANMA-CHAN:I don't want a thing... (Ranma-chan pulls the sleeves of her dress from her shoulders and lets it fall to the floor, walking over it on her trek towards Ryoga. Ryoga steps back, shocked) RYOGA:RANMA! What the hell are you-? RANMA-CHAN(pulling off the necklace; it falls to the floor):... Except for you. RYOGA:NANDAI YO!? RANMA-CHAN(faking curiosity):Surprised? RYOGA(nodding):... Well... RANMA-CHAN(suddlenly breathless):I've... Been thinking you ever since that fight three days ago... I've been buring for you since that time... RYOGA(disbelieving):No... No way... Dame desu*! (*:I can't) RANMA-CHAN(an evil smile on her face; the wickedness of a million demons in her cold, almost seductive voice):Well, ain't that just too bad. I wonder how Akane will react after seeing who P-chan really is... RYOGA(gritting his teeth):You wouldn't! Even YOU wouldn't stoop so low! RANMA-CHAN(sex on her mind and on her tongue):I'll go down one way or another... RYOGA:Shimata*! (*:Damn) (Ranma-chan walks up to Ryoga and presses her brests against his massive chest, making Ryoga's nose bleed. She takes immediate notice) RANMA-CHAN(smile widening):Well, I see you still ARE a man. RYOGA(desperately trying to regain composure):That's more than I can say about YOU! (Ranma-chan lets out another hollow, depraved laugh, then runs her tongue along Ryoga's ear) RYOGA:Tell me! What's gotten into you!? RANMA-CHAN(feeling Ryoga's pants rise up to meet her skin):I know what's gotten into YOU, my dear Ryoga-chan... RYOGA:Answer me! RANMA-CHAN(slightly impatient):Chill out, Ryoga; you want the tape or don't you? (She slowly runs her hand down Ryoga's chest, carressing it gently with her fingers, and makes her way to the bulge in his pants. She rubs it with her palm, feeling it get harder as she does so) RYOGA:But... THIS... I won't do this...! RANMA-CHAN(icily):You may say one thing, but your BODY... (Unzips Ryoga's pants, puts her hand in his underwear and begins stroking his member with great fervor)... Is much more honest. (Ryoga begins convulsing from nervousness) RYOGA: (Cut to a vision in Ryoga's mind, of him being beaten to a soft pulp by Akane) AKANE(pulling out Thor's hammer):How dare you! Coming in here and making holes in the house! RYOGA(trying in vain to dodge the blows):OWW! It wasn't me! OUCH! Ranma started--OWW!--The whole thing! AKANE:Yeah, I'll bet! The way you come out of nowhere and begin hitting him! How do I know that's not what happened here! (Pulls the hammer back for a huge swing and holds it there. An aoura of yellow energy surrounds the hammer). BAKA!!!! (Swings at Ryoga, who is vaporized upon impact) (Cut to reality, in Nabiki's room. Ryoga looks down at Ranma-chan's hand, which is moving up and down along his member with all speed) RYOGA: (Cut to another of Ryoga's visions, this one on the school's roof. Akane is standing on the edge, looking down. Tears are rolling freely and in large amounts from her far too swollen eyes. Her hair is a mess and her uniform is ripped open, exposing her breasts. Ryoga stands about five feet behind her) AKANE(between sobs):I... Can't... Go... On... RYOGA(reassuring tone):It's okay. You don't need to do this, so move away from there. AKANE(suddenly noticing Ryoga, but not turning toward him; anger seeping through her sadness):You! What are you doing here!? (Breaths in deeply, then lets it out). You, who doesn't give a damn about me! RYOGA:That's not true! AKANE:Is it? You worm your way into my trust, pretending to like me, talking sweet and all... I thought that SOMEONE cared for me other than as a sex object...! And then... I found you... In my SISTER'S room, of all places... Making love to my own fiancee! Wasn't it enough that HE treats me like shit? Did you have to use me like that, just so you could jump in the sack with him after finding some cold water!? RYOGA(desperately):It wasn't that way at all! AKANE(disbelief mixing into the jumble of emotions):What else is there, that Ranma blackmailed you into it?! RYOGA(depressed):I... I... I'm... Sorry... AKANE:Are you...? (Inhales deeply, then lets it out). Take care of P-chan, eh? (Jumps off the ledge) (Ryoga runs over to the ledge, but is too slow to get to her in time and watches in horror as she hits the pavement headfirst, her head exploding upon impact) RYOGA(shocked and saddened):... No... (Ryoga begins crying hystericaly, but stops when he feels a soft hand on the back of his neck. Turning around quickly, he sees Ranma-chan standing there, naked and with a cold smile on her face) RANMA-CHAN(evilly):Now that SHE's out of the way... (Rips Ryoga's shirt off) (Ryoga closes his eyes. Cut to reality again. Ryoga opens his eyes to see Ranma-chan's face extremely close to his, their lips about to meet. Ranma- chan's are slightly puckered, ready for and wanting a kiss) RYOGA:What the hell!? (Pushes Ranma-chan onto the bed forcefully) RANMA-CHAN(smiling deeply):So, what do you chose? Akane lears who P-chan really is, or you and I have the greatest experience of our lives. RYOGA:Heh. I'm doomed to lose either way, aren't I? RANMA-CHAN:If you're worried about Akane, I wouldn't worry. She's off in Osaka with Nabiki, at some sort of anime convention. She'll be gone for a long while. RYOGA:... (Resigned) Alright, you've got me. I'll do whatever you say. RANMA-CHAN:Don't sound so depressed. After all, you've nothing to lose. RYOGA(sarcastically):Except for my shame... (Pulls off his shirt, pants, and underwear) RANMA-CHAN(staring at the muscular figure in front of her with intent eyes): I'll make you forget about shame soon enough. (Ryoga's and Ranma-chan's lips meet together in a french kiss. At first, Ryoga is just going through motions, but he feels some sort of charge in that kiss and begins to put an earnest effort into it. They hold it for a few seconds, licking eachother's tongues all the while, then break and stare into eachother's eyes. Ryoga has a shocked look on his face) RYOGA(confused): RANMA-CHAN(wickedly):What's the matter? Did you like it? RYOGA:NO..! RANMA-CHAN(smiling a cute little smile):Sure. And now, let me show you something you'll REALLY like. (Ryoga looks on in shock as Ranma-chan gets close up to him and drops to her knees, putting his member into her mouth as soon as her knees touch the floor, gripping the base of it with her hand. Ranma-chan bobs her head up and down her partner's rod, running her tongue along the vein to get him to climax faster. Ryoga's upper body isn't moving much, save for the occasional twitch every now and again) RYOGA(face making a painful expression): RANMA-CHAN: (Doubles the speed of her bobbing and tightens her lips' grip on Ryoga, who starts to swell within her) RYOGA(Hopelessly): RANMA-CHAN: (A spurt of milky white fluid rushes into Ranma-chan's mouth suddenly from Ryoga's prick. She swallows all of the liquid with no hesitation) RANMA-CHAN(releasing the member from her grip):Mmmmm... Sweet. (To Ryoga) Well, how was that? RYOGA:... (Ranma-chan lets out a small giggle, then lays herself out on the bed, spreading her legs wide open) RANMA-CHAN:Now, it's YOUR turn... (Giggles again) RYOGA: (Ryoga walks up to Ranma-chan, bending his back slightly forward to look at her eyes; their chests are but inches away from each other. Taking Ranma-chan's right breast in his right hand and kneading it forcefully, Ryoga then starts licking her left nipple, first encircling the area around it then tickling the nipple itself with the tip of his tongue like a feather. Ranma-chan responds with loud, intense moaning) RANMA-CHAN:Uhhh... Ohhhh... So good... Ahhh... My Ryoga... So good... RYOGA: (Ryoga moves his free hand down along her stomach, lightly caressing it with the tips of his fingers, then moves that hand into her inner thighs and to her wet tunnel. He spreads out her lips with his index and forefinger and enters slowly with his middle, which brings about a gasp of sudden shock from Ranma-chan. In the midst of his work stimulating Ranma-chan, Ryoga feels his erection returning full force) RYOGA: RANMA-CHAN:Oh, yes! Don't stop, please... RYOGA(icily):I won't, don't worry. (Rythmically pushing in and almost out of Ranma-chan's hole with his left hand's middle finger, Ryoga removes his index and forefinger from her clit once it swells enough to stay open by itself, then uses his now free forefinger to press and rub her button, just over the hole. She begins howling almost wolfishly, her wetness flowing onto Ryoga's hand and arm. Seeing she's getting much looser, he stops tickling her left nipple with his tongue and begins sucking it in earnest) RANMA-CHAN:UUUUHHHH.... AAAAAHHHHH.... MMMMMmmmmm... Ryoga-kun...! RYOGA: (Lifts his head from Ranma-chan's breast). (icily) Are you ready, Ranma? RANMA-CHAN(nodding furiously):Yes! Yes! Take me now! (Ryoga removes his hands from their respective places on Ranma-chan's body and stands up, hovering over her sweat-coated form. He lifts her legs up over him, then rests her calves on his shoulders) RYOGA(a cold, fang-bearing smile on his face):Tell me what you want. Say it. SAY it... RANMA-CHAN:...FUCK ME...! (Ryoga thrusts his stick all the way inside Ranma-chan's pussyhole, sending electricity through both people's bodies. Not wasting any time, Ryoga commences a series violent thrusts within Ranma-chan's womb, which causes Ranma-chan to wail in approval. As Ryoga's thrusts grow harder and deeper, he begins grunting with each push from the effort. He places his hands on her breasts, kneading them forcefully) RANMA-CHAN(lost in a pool of wonderful sensations): Ryoga, moto*..! OOHHHHHUUUHHHAAHHHH... (*:More) RYOGA: (As Ryoga rams himself through Ranma-chan's cannal, his arms begin glowing with an unbelievable energy as he builds up his chi) RYOGA: RANMA-CHAN:AAAAHHHHAHHAHHHH! Harder! Harder, please! (Ryoga's arms are now glowing brighter than ever, and begin emitting bolts of electricity that pulsate along his bicepts then dissipate) RYOGA:<3...2...> RANMA-CHAN:Deeper! UUUHHHHH! (Ryoga looks deeply into Ranma-chan's eyes and sees something he hadn't noticed earlier, a sparkle that he'd only seen before in Akane's eyes, and he loses his concentration, causing his chi to fade away. His arms return to normal) RYOGA(confused): (Shakes his head in disbelief) (Ryoga suddenly stops his thrusts and looks straight at Ranma-chan, but her face reveals nothing but that sparkle and a little sadness, almost grief, that he'd stopped) RANMA-CHAN(desperately, through heavy breathing):Why have you... Why... When I was getting so close to...? RYOGA: (Commanding voice) Get on all fours, your ass facing me. (Ranma-chan quickly complies with Ryoga's order, a perverted smile across her face. Ryoga plants his arms on the girl's hips and slowly inserts his pole inside her ass, causing her to gasp from the sudden sensation, a mix of pain and the pure rush she had been experiencing before) RANMA-CHAN(begging desperately):Please, fuck me! Take the tape if you want, just fuck me! (Ryoga gladly obliges Ranma-chan, ramming himself within this new hole as he had done with her other one only a few seconds ago, a grunt sometimes escaping his lips as thrusted full force. Ranma-chan screamed and moaned, drunk from lust and the sensations that threatened to overwhealm her) RYOGA: (Ryoga tries to build his chi like before, but cannot concentrate because Ranma-chan's face, with those sparkling eyes, enters his mind, disturbing his thoughts. Out of frustration, he intensifies his thrusts within Ranma-chan, which intensifies her wails of passion) RANMA-CHAN:UUUUHHHHH... AAAAHHHHHH... More! AAAhhhh... Like that... RYOGA:Well, you like it -- rrrgg -- THAT much? I can see why you -- aarrgg-- went through all this -- uuuuuggg -- trouble! RANMA-CHAN:UUUHHHH... You've got to.... AAAAHHHH... Do what you've... got to, UUHHHHH.... Got to... AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH.... UUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH... YES! MOTO! UUUUHHHHHH...! RYOGA:Conversation's... Useless... She's TOO far into this... (Ryoga begins to realize something he'd denied to himself the entire time) RYOGA(somewhat shocked): (Ryoga concentrates harder on the task of fucking Ranma-chan. He smiles as he feels his staff swell with orgasm) RYOGA(strained):Ranma, I can't... last much longer... (Ranma-chan simply moans and nods her head, her own body ready to recieve Ryoga's gift) RYOGA: (With one great spurt, Ryoga comes inside of Ranma-chan. Gripping the bed sheets and letting out one last great scream as her nerves explode and melt, Ranma-chan also climaxes, smiling as it slowly seeps away and she feels the steady stream of fluid filling her inner behind. Ryoga feels his partner's skin go all goose-bumpy and looks at her in concern) RYOGA(faintly):Are you... RANMA-CHAN(faintly):I'm alright... Just a little shaken from the experience. (Suddenly realizes what just happened). We... We came together... (begins to laugh, but not the evil laugh she had been letting out before). I tried to get you in here (smiles at the double meaning) using all the dirty tricks I knew. I figured you wouldn't be able, being all nervous and all. RYOGA(reassuringly):... Daijobu*. I may have done something similar, were it you trying to hide your curse... (Looks at Ranma-chan, wondering). (suspiciously) This isn't your first time, is it? (*:It's okay) RANMA-CHAN(smirking):How'd you know? RYOGA:No blood. RANMA-CHAN:Oh, yeah. (Feels Ryoga pull out of her). Where are you going? (Lays flat on the bed) RYOGA(drained):If it's all right with you, I think I'll rest here for a little bit. (Lays down next to Ranma-chan, face down) RANMA-CHAN(smiling):... (softly) Come here. Let's keep eachother warm. (Ryoga lifts his head to look into Ranma-chan's, sees that sparkle in her eyes, then turns his body to face hers. She wraps him gently in a loving embrace and burys her head in his chest. Ryoga looks into her hair confused) RYOGA:Ranma... RANMA-CHAN:Shhh... (Her eyes close and she falls asleep). RYOGA(curious): RANMA-CHAN(Whispering in her sleep, sincerely; evidently lost in some kind of dream):I love you, Ryoga-kun... (Ryoga's eyes widen for a second, but return to normal as he realizes that Ranma-chan is dreaming) RANMA-CHAN:... How do you feel for me...? (Ryoga smiles) RYOGA: (Whispering into Ranma-chan's ear) I love you, Ranma. Forever. RANMA-CHAN(whiper sounding as though she were about to cry from joy):Ureshi*. (*:I'm so happy) (Ryoga feels Ranma-chan tighten her embrace, and smiles again) RYOGA: (Falls asleep) -- FIN -- "But I AM dead - As are you." -Kain. From the video game "Blood Omen:Legacy of Kain."