Series: Ranma
Title:	Ukyou and Shampoo get down on Ranma
Author:	Philip Mak (pmak@cs.dal.ca)

There is a bit of blood in this fic but don't let it scare ya. I assure
you, both Shampoo and Ukyou are going to walk away with big grins on their
faces.  :) If you liked "Okonomiyaki Orgy" you will probably like this. 

---

Standard disclaimers apply. Don't sue me, I have no money.

Ranma 1/2 and its characters belongs to Rumiko Takahashi.

Special thanks to the author of "Okonomiyaki Orgy" which was partial
inspiration for me to write this fic.

Text in quotes ("") indicate normal speech.
Text surrounded by asterisks (**) indicate either thoughts or sound effects.
 
Ukyou and Shampoo get down on Ranma
===================================
 
Shampoo had Ranma cornered against the wall of the bathroom. She had
picked the right moment to strike, when there was no one else in the Tendo
Dojo. Genma and Soun were out drinking beer, Kasumi was out shopping,
Nabiki was out extorting money from someone, and Akane was over at a
friend's house. 

Shampoo turned her back to Ranma briefly, as she undid the buttons on her 
Chinese clothing. She turned back to face Ranma as she let her clothing 
fall to the floor, leaving her completely naked. She smiled at Ranma, 
purring seductively. 
 
"What are you doing, Shampoo?! Put your clothes back on; I told you I'm
not interested!", exclaimed Ranma. Even in his agitated state, he noticed
just how desirable Shampoo's body looked. Shampoo's breasts were well
sized, somewhat bigger than those of his girl form. Her luscious curves
accentuated her abdomen sexily, running off into a pair of well rounded
hips and shapely legs. Her shaved cunt glistened slightly in the light in
anticipation of what was to come. Ranma started sweating as he could feel
his own manhood being aroused by the sight in front of him. 
 
"Stop stupid talking Ranma! Ahh... what you can do with body like this?" 
asked Shampoo, as she unhooked the shower head from the wall and turned on
the cold water. The spray of cold water ran over her luscious curves,
dripping onto the floor. Her transformation took place, leaving a cute
white cat with pink paws in her pile of clothing on the floor. "Mrrrrow."
Ranma looked down in horror at the adorable cat standing before him. He
tried to back up as much as he could, only to run into the wall. 

*Now you're mine,* thought Shampoo-neko. She disentangled herself from the
pile of clothing on the floor, and slowly padded her way towards Ranma,
all the while swishing her tail cutely. 
 
"C-c-c-cat..." Ranma trembled as he edged into the wall, trying
to get himself as far away from the cat as possible, but to no
avail. With a well-placed leap, Shampoo-neko leapt onto Ranma's
right shoulder as she nuzzled her face into his cheek, licking
him gently. "Mrrrrow," she meowed cutely.
 
Ranma backpedaled across the room screaming, trying to shake Shampoo-neko
off of him but much too afraid to touch her. As Ranma changed direction,
Shampoo-neko found herself clinging on desperately to Ranma's shoulder to
avoid being thrown off. On instinct, she extended her claws, digging into
Ranma's shoulder. He let out a cry of pain, as his whole body froze in
terror and Shampoo-neko nuzzled herself closer to him...

*Aaaahhh!!! C-c-c-cat... must... get... away...* thought Ranma as he tried
to get his muscles to move but only succeeded in loosing his balance and
falling down. Shampoo-neko batted Ranma's face with her tail playfully, as
an expression of terror crossed his face... 
 
"Mrrrow." This was not Shampoo-neko's voice. She had finally driven him
over the edge, as the neko-ken kicked in. Ranma got up from his sitting
position onto all fours, as his hands and feet curled like a cat's paws.
"Mrrrrrow." 
 
*Now's my chance!* thought Shampoo-neko. She leapt off Ranma, bounding
over to the furo in a few quick steps and hopped in, sending out a small
splash of water. Ranma-nekoken started leaping around the room like a cat.
Suddenly, a purple blur shot out of the furo, attaching itself to Ranma in
a tight embrace. "Ranma, wo ai ni!" cried Shampoo. 
 
Ranma-nekoken jumped up in surprise at the sudden attack. He leapt out of
Shampoo's grasp, doing a flip in midair and landing on all fours, facing
Shampoo. He hunched his back in a threatening stance and hissed at
Shampoo. Shampoo got up cautiously, appraising her opponent. *Ai ren want
to play hard to get, but is ok. Here come Shampoo!*
 
Shampoo suddenly leapt up in the air, and swooped down on Ranma-nekoken in a
tackle hug. He was too fast for her however, and leapt out of the way. She
grabbed at Ranma-nekoken, but only succeeded in ripping off his shirt. As the
floor approached, she rolled as she landed to lessen the impact, and stood up
to face Ranma. 
 
Ranma-nekoken approached Shampoo cautiously. He batted a paw at Shampoo
while hissing, warning her off. Shampoo suddenly dove towards Ranma,
trying to grab him. Ranma chose that moment to attack, and leapt up right
into Shampoo's trajectory. She tried to grab Ranma but it was too late, as
she slammed into him chest first, her bare breasts pressing into his chest
as they rolled across the room in a tangle of arms and legs. 

Ranma-nekoken landed on the floor on top of Shampoo, jumping backwards off of
her. He hissed and slashed at her with his hand hitting her right between the
legs, his fingernails digging into her pussy lips and drawing a thin line of
blood. Shampoo yowled in pain at the blow. She stumbled backwards and got to
her feet, a drop of blood from her torn petals trickling down her leg. The
pain from the scratch aroused her pussy glands, as her love juices began to
flow.

Ranma hunched his back at Shampoo, hissing threateningly. "Mrrroooow!!!"
Shampoo backed away from him a bit, the fear evident in her eyes. Suddenly,
he stopped and relaxed his stance a bit, sniffing the air. "Meow??" He
sniffed the air again, then padded up to Shampoo. He sniffed the petals of
her sex for a moment, then started licking her.

Shampoo moaned in ecstasy, the pain of her earlier wound slowly fading as
Ranma gently licked around her nether regions. She lay down on the ground,
spreading her legs invitingly for him to continue. *Aiya. That herbal tea I
drank really did work...oooohhh...oooooohhhh...Ranma... wo de airen!...
Husband won't be able to resist the scent of my love juices.*

As Ranma tasted more of Shampoo's love juices, he started licking faster 
in an effort to lap up more of the tasty fluid. Soon he was licking in a 
frenzy, his tongue going at the speed of the Kachuu Tenshin Amaguriken.

"Aaahhh...Ranma... wo ai ni!" screamed Shampoo as she came forcefully, 
her love juices flowing freely out of her cunt. Ranma wasted no time in 
lapping it all up with a loud slurping sound, then eagerly pressed his 
mouth further into Shampoo's love hole, licking around the insides of it.

Shampoo moaned loudly at the intense feelings of pleasure wracking her 
body. She cried out "Wo da airen!" as Ranma's nose brushed her clitoris. 
Shampoo found that the suction was starting to become too much for her as 
she orgasmed twice in succession again, with Ranma-nekoken showing no 
signs of slowing down.

"Aaaahh....oooohhh...Ranma...aaahhhh... you no lick Sham...aaahh....poo 
so fast?..oooohhh," moaned Shampoo as she tried to push Ranma away from 
her with her legs to no avail, as they were weak from the three orgasms 
she had had already.

---

Ukyou looked around the grounds of the Tendo Dojo for anyone. She was wearing
her normal okonomiyaki outfit, a shirt and black tights. Her large combat
spatula and bandolier were strapped on her back as usual, and she was
carrying an okonomiyaki delivery box in one hand.

Ukyou was looking to ask Ranma out on a date and was trying to find him. She
knocked on the front door, but there was no reply. After a few moments, she
decided to try the doorknob. It was unlocked so she opened the door and went
in, closing it behind her. *Maybe Ranchan is upstairs...*

As Ukyou took off her shoes at the entryway, she suddenly heard a
high-pitched voice moaning "Wo da airen! Aaaahh....oooohhh...Ranma...
aaahhhh...you no lick Sham... aaahh... poo so fast?..oooohhh," and a loud
slurping coming from the bathroom. A hundred possibilities flashed through
Ukyou's mind, none of them good. *That sounded like Shampoo! She better 
not be trying to seduce my Ranma!*

Ukyou rushed over to the bathroom, setting her okonomiyaki on the floor and
drawing her combat spatula. She threw the door open, paying no attention to
the "Knock First!" sign and rushed in. She froze in surprise at what she saw.
Shampoo was completely naked, lying on the floor spread-eagle. Ranma was on
all fours, licking Shampoo's cunt like there was no tomorrow. The sweet aroma
of Shampoo's love juices hung in the room, causing Ukyou's love petals to
stir a bit in arousal.

Ukyou recovered from her initial surprise and stalked over to Shampoo. 
"Just WHAT the heck are you doing with my Ranchan, Shampoo?!" She scooped 
up Shampoo with her spatula and flipped her off of Ranma-nekoken in one 
swift motion, sending Shampoo sprawling to the ground.

Shampoo sighed in relief, as the too-intense suction on her love tunnel 
ceased. Then she remembered just why Ranma stopped licking her and stood 
up angrily, her legs shaking slightly from her earlier multiple orgasms. 
"You! Pervert spatula girl! You go away, we having fun!"

"It was bad enough with you glomping onto Ranma all the time, but now this!"
shouted Ukyou. She then turned towards Ranma-nekoken, who was now sitting on
the floor and licking his paws, looking on confusedly at the exchange going
on before him. Ukyou realized Shampoo must have gotten Ranma into nekoken
mode to take advantage of him. She changed her expression and said in a sweet
voice, "Here kitty kitty, wouldn't you rather have my body than that Chinese
hussy's?"

"Ranma mine, not yours pervert spatula girl. You obstacle, and that is for
killing!" Shampoo charged at Ukyou, grappling her and knocking her
spatula across the room. It landed in the furo with a splash, as Shampoo
(with her cunt spread wide open and dripping juices everywhere) and Ukyou
rolled across the room, struggling with each other on the ground. 

"Mrrrroooooow?" Ranma-nekoken looked on at the two very attractive girls
before him, wrestling each other for mating rights to him. His cats mind was
confused by their actions---shouldn't it have been him fighting for them and
not the other way around?

"Ranchan's mine you bimbo!" "Ranma Shampoo's not pervert spatula girl's!"
"Over my dead body!!" *RIP* "Arggh! That was my best shirt!" "Pervert spatula
girl get mouth off of breast!" This last remark came from Shampoo as Ukyou's
mouth ended up on Shampoo's breast. Ukyou suddenly got an idea, grinning to
herself and bit down on Shampoo's nipple hard. She jerked her head backwards,
trying to pull the nipple out of its socket.

Shampoo screamed in pain as Ukyou's teeth sunk into her flesh. She suddenly
got an idea too, and moved her hand over to Ukyou's nether regions, fumbling
around to locate her clitoris through her tights. "What the heck are you
doing you mynx?!" exclaimed Ukyou through her clenched teeth, which were
still latched on Shampoo's nipple. Meanwhile Shampoo found Ukyou's clitoris
and pinched it firmly, twisting hard.

Ukyou cried out in pain, releasing her grip on Shampoo's nipple. Shampoo took
the opportunity to yank on Ukyou's clitoris hard, trying to dismember it.
Fortunately for Ukyou, Shampoo's grip slipped and ended up ripping a large
hole in the part of her tights covering her nether regions.

"Argg, those were my best tights too!" exclaimed Ukyou. She counterattacked
with a powerful right hook. Shampoo tried to dodge backwards to avoid it, but
her large cup size worked against her and she ended up getting scratched
across her breast.

"You try to ruin Shampoo's body so Ranma no like!?" "What's there to like
about your body anyway?? Hey get your hands off my breasts! *grab*" "You get
hands off Shampoo cunt. Cunt for Ranma, not you!" "Argg, what are you trying
to do?! Rip my labia off??" "Is good idea. *pull*" "You gotta pull harder
than that, like this! *pull*" "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" "Had
enough, you Chinese mynx?" "Mrrrrooowww!!!"

By now, a large chunk had been ripped out of Ukyou's shirt, exposing her
breasts for all to see. A similar large chunk was missing from her tights,
exposing her shaved glistening sex. Both girls had each other's hand-prints
all over their breasts, and were squeezing each other's breast hard and
trying to rip off their labia. Both their cunts were dripping juices onto the
floor like mad from the arousal of fighting nude as they grabbed at each
other.

Ranma-nekoken meowed as Ukyou's bare cunt was turned towards him as the two
girls struggled, the scent of her sweet sex filling his sensitive nostrils.
The scent of both girls' love juices aroused him greatly. He looked over at
Ukyou's love petals, then padded over to her. Grabbing the scruff of her neck
with his teeth, he proceeded to mount her.

Shampoo grinned evilly as she realized what Ranma-nekoken was about to do. *I
think I'll let Ukyou have what she wants. Too bad she's probably not ready
for this.* Shampoo released her hands from Ukyou's body, and grabbed
Ranma-nekoken's pants, pulling them down as he was about to thrust into
Ukyou.

Ukyou blushed as she realized what Ranma was going to do to her. After all
this time of just being his friend, giving him free meals, cheering him up
when he was down, it was finally starting to pay off. Ranma would show his
love to her---her reverie was abruptly cut off as Ranma arched his back and
thrust into her HARD all the way up to his hilt, savagely tearing past her
virgin barriers with an audible ripping sound, causing a few drops of blood
to trickle down her petals onto the floor.

Ukyou cried out in pain at the sudden penetration of her sex. She didn't have
time to recover though, as Ranma pulled out of her love tunnel then thrust in
hard again. He pulled his member out, then thrust into her hard a few more
times, Ukyou crying out in pain with each thrust.

Ranma-nekoken yowled in frustration, as he seemed to be unable to bring
himself to orgasm. He started thrusting harder and faster in an effort to
gain release. Shampoo grinned evilly, her hand touching Ranma's shiatsu
impotence spot. *If Ranma doesn't come, he won't stop.*

Meanwhile Ukyou was struggling to get back up. She finally succeeded in
disengaging herself from Ranma's grip. She whirled on Shampoo angrily. "Why
you little hussy!" Ukyou launched an uppercut at Shampoo, which happened to
connect between her legs. She found something web and warm close around her
entire hand, and then heard high-pitched shriek of pain coming from Shampoo.
Ukyou looked up and noticed she had literally punched herself into Shampoo's
love tunnel.

Shampoo lay on the ground, with Ukyou's arm protruding from between her legs.
Blood trickled down Ukyou's wrist from inside Shampoo's sex. Shampoo had been
knocked unconscious from the pain. Ranma finally came as Shampoo's hand
released his shiatsu impotence spot, his erect member spurting cum all over
Ukyou's breasts.

Ukyou smiled to herself in victory. She slowly withdrew her hand from
Shampoo's cunt, noting it had a bit of Shampoo's blood on it. Shampoo's
slightly bloody cunt was obscenely spread wide open from her blow and looked
to be staying that way for a while. Shampoo's love juices continued to leak
onto the ground, forming a small puddle on the ground.

Ukyou removed the torn remains of her clothing, dropping them on the floor.
She walked out of the bathroom, pausing briefly to retrieve the okonomiyaki,
then went back in. Ranma was lying on the floor, purring contently and
feeling warm all over from his orgasm. Ukyou took the okonomiyaki out of the
box, spreading her love petals with one hand and carefully smearing the
okonomiyaki sauce all over the folds of her sex. As an afterthought, she
walked over to the furo and retrieved her spatula from inside the tub, then
used the spatula handle to thrust the okonomiyaki into her love tunnel.

When she was satisfied that the okonomiyaki was inside her securely, she
carefully withdrew the handle of the combat spatula from her body, setting it
on the ground. She squatted down in front of Ranma, spreading her legs
enticingly. "Come on Ranchan, lick me, lick me as hard as you can!"

Ranma-nekoken sniffed Ukyou's cunt, recognizing the scent as his favourite
food, and hungrily dug in, licking Ukyou's cunt as hard as he had licked
Shampoo's earlier while munching on the okonomiyaki inside her at the same
time. "Oooohhh Ran-chan, that feels soooo good... oooh... oooohhhh..." moaned
Ukyou.

---

Kasumi entered the gates of the Tendo Dojo, carrying a few shopping bags of
groceries. As she took off the shoes inside the house, she heard a faint
"Oooohh Ran-chan, lick me harder... don't... stop... oooooooooohhhhhhhhh...."
coming from the bathroom. Curious, she walked over to the bathroom to
investigate. The door was open and Kasumi gasped at what she saw. Shampoo was
sprawled out on the floor, down for the count, a thin trail of blood tricking
out of her pussy. Shampoo's love juices continued to leak out of her,
expanding the small puddle on the ground. Ukyou was lying on the floor with a
look of pure bliss on her face as her love juices leaked all over the place,
as Ranma continued to lick her cunt.

Kasumi gasped in surprise, then regained her composure. "How nice...Ukyou and
Shampoo are here. Oh my! I better close the door and put up the sign so no
one walks in on them accidentally." She shut the sliding bathroom door and
hung up the "OCCUPIED" sign. She then proceeded to carry her groceries into
the kitchen, humming a little tune.

---

As Ukyou orgasmed for the seventh time, Shampoo begin to stir. She painfully
picked herself up off of the cold bathroom floor, the pain between her legs
still great. Her face contorted in anger as she saw what Ukyou and Ranma were
doing. She briefly considered breaking them up, then remembered who had
knocked her out in the first place. Then she noticed Ranma's erect member
hanging out and smiled to herself. *I guess I can suck husband off at least.*

"Oooohhh... aaaahhhh... Ranchan...I love you..." moaned Ukyou as she orgasmed
yet again. Shampoo got up and walked unusually over to Ranma, inadvertently
wiggling her hips sexily, the pain in her cunt preventing her from walking
properly. She positioned herself behind Ranma, and took his erect member into
her mouth, gently licking around the edges.

Ukyou was dimly aware of Shampoo coming up behind Ranma, but didn't really
care in her blissful state as she continued to enjoy Ranma's ministrations on
her. Shampoo took more of Ranma's member into her mouth, her tongue roaming
all around it.

Ranma finished eating the okonomiyaki inside Ukyou, continuing to lick around
her cunt, trying to lap up every last drop of the okonomiyaki sauce.
"Oooohhh...Ranchan...I'm cumming again.....aaahhh..oooooooohhhhhhh...."
moaned Ukyou. Suddenly, she felt Ranma's mouth leave her cunt. He licked his
lips of the remaining okonomiyaki sauce, then yowled in pleasure as he came.
Shampoo jolted back in surprise taking Ranma's member out of her mouth,
unprepared for Ranma's orgasm. His cum spurted all over Shampoo's face and
hair, leaving a sticky white substance.

"Oh...don't stop please Ranchan... Ranchan... please..." moaned Ukyou
helplessly as she lay on the floor, left at the brink of orgasm. Shampoo
looked sympathetically at Ukyou. *I can't leave her like that...killing her
is one thing but this is just plain wrong.* "Shampoo help you, Ukyou." She
lowered her mouth to Ukyou's love petals and licked them gently, flicking
Ukyou's clitoris with her tongue. She carefully inserted a finger in Ukyou's
sex as she licked a bit deeper. Ukyou's body started to tense up in
preparation of orgasm...

She came forcefully, her most intense orgasm yet, her juices flooding all
over Shampoo's face and her love tunnel clenching tightly around Shampoo's
finger. "Ah...arigatou Shampoo-chan. I needed that." "You welcome Ukyou. Is
least Shampoo could do." "Now, where were we? Oh yeah. I believe we were like
this."

Ukyou picked herself up off the ground and playfully tackled Shampoo, the two
of them rolling across the room and grabbing at each others' sensitive parts.
"Ooohhh, Shampoo...get your hands off my breasts," laughed Ukyou, as the two
of them roamed their hands over each others' bodies while pretending to
wrestle.

Ranma-nekoken wake up to the sound of the two girls giggling and wrestling
each other. He bounded up to them, wondering what the commotion was all
about. "Meerrrow?" Suddenly the two girls rolled towards Ranma as Shampoo
flipped over Ukyou, both girls trying to stay on top of each other.
Ranma-nekoken jumped up in surprise, but failed to notice the furo. *splash*
He plunged into it, sending the now-cool water splashing into Ukyou but
missing Shampoo.

A very wet and very naked Ranma-chan climbed out of the furo and stood up,
sputtering out water. *How the heck did I get here? I remember Shampoo taking
her clothes off, then turning into a c-c-c-cat but the rest is all a blur...
what is that intoxicating smell in this room?* She looked up at the sound of
giggling and moaning to see Ukyou and Shampoo wrestling with each other,
their hands caressing each others' breasts.

"Ucchan, Shampoo, what the heck is going on here?!" exclaimed Ranma-chan,
averting her eyes to all the beautiful naked flesh in front of him. Ukyou and
Shampoo looked up, realizing that Ranma was no longer in nekoken mode. They
both blushed profusely, and tried to speak simultaneously. "We were just
uh..." "Shampoo and spatula girl just having fun..."

"I...I had no idea!" exclaimed Ranma-chan. "All this time you guys were
lesbians?"

Both Ukyou and Shampoo facefaulted. They looked at each other for a second,
and then they both grinned sinisterly at each other. "Yep, we're lesbians,"
announced Ukyou, as she and Shampoo both tackled Ranma-chan. Shampoo latched
onto Ranma-chan's cunt and started licking, while Ukyou pulled Ranma-chan
close and gave her a long passionate kiss.

Ranma-chan tensed up at first, but then relaxed and put her arms around
Ukyou, returning the kiss. She finally realized that Ukyou and Shampoo were
the only ones for her; they were devoted to her, always there when she needed
them. They were the most beautiful, cute, kind and caring girls she had ever
known. Unlike Akane, they both could cook very well and did not beat her day
in and day out. Unlike Kodachi, they were sane and did not have that annoying
scary laugh. And most importantly, they both loved her very much, as she
loved them. Ranma-chan moaned in pleasure into Ukyou's mouth and embraced
Ukyou lovingly, her hands roaming over Ukyou's breasts as she deepened the
kiss, while Shampoo made her feel pleasure like she had never felt before
through her ministrations on her love tunnel...

---

"Anou, Ryouga-kun...this doesn't look like Tokyo," said Akane. *I knew I
should have watched where we were going when I let Ryouga walk me home,* she
thought.

"It does to me...thats the Tokyo Tower over there, isn't it? It does look
kind of short though..." said Ryouga.

"It looks like the Tokyo Tower, but why are there all these French signs 
around us? And why isn't anyone else here speaking Japanese?"

---

End part 1.

Author's notes:

Whew! This is my first full-length fanfic, and I must say I've outdone
myself. I didn't think I could write a 30k fic in just a few hours. :)

For those of you who sent me C&C on the first draft, thank you for the
information regarding how cats have sex and stuff. :) As you can see I
decided to go ahead and write the lemon scene, and add Ukyou in it. Special
thanks goes out to the author of "Okonomiyaki Orgy" for writing the fic; it
provided a great source of inspiration for me when I was writing this.

I am new to fanfic writing, so please tell me if I made any
grammar/formatting/spelling etc. mistakes. (My spellchecker insists on
Canadian spellings like "favourite" instead of "favorite" and I didn't feel
like adding the American ones to it so I let it have its way. :)

Any C&C, MSTs, etc. will be very appreciated. If you enjoyed the fic but
don't have any comments about it, please feel free to send me e-mail anyway
saying what parts you enjoyed etc., I love getting C&C. :) I am seriously
thinking about continuing this fic. If I do, I'll wrap up the lemon scene
between Ranma-chan, Ukyou and Shampoo, and then try to develop the
relationship between Akane and Ryouga. It should take them a while to get
back to Tokyo, giving them plenty of time to get to know each other better, I
mean REALLY getting to know each other better ^_^. Then the fic will be non-
lemon for a bit (I like to have a bit of plot in it :) as Ranma talks with
Ukyou and Shampoo about their relationship.

FYI, I am taking a relaxed viewpoint of sex used in some lemons, the
viewpoint that sex is something good friends may choose to do with each
other, with no change of STDs or unwanted pregnancy. Kind of like the Marital
Arts lemon is. Unwanted pregnancy would complicate the fic too much and
detract away from the lemon flavour.

For those of you people who think Ranma should end up with Ukyou/Shampoo, or
Akane should end up with Ryouga, eat your heart out. I'm making sure this
will happen here. :) I couldn't choose between Ukyou or Shampoo for Ranma,
and IMO there aren't any other good main characters to pair one of them up
with (Shampoo/Mousse kinda sucks I think) so I thought what the heck...he
would have them both!! :) If Ranma had a twin sister Ranko I'd pair her up
with Ukyou but that's not the case here.

I probably won't write it up to the point of marriage, but there will be sex,
and lots of it. This fic may turn out to be a short series. :)

Again please send C&C even if all you have to say is that you really liked it
(although more detailed C&C/MSTs are nice :). I'm not going to continue this
fic just for myself to read if I don't get any C&C, so...

My e-mail address is pmak@cs.dal.ca (Philip Mak). Please send any C&C directly
to this address (crossposting is ok, but please make sure my e-mail address
is in the To: or Cc: header).