Lee Ginther SHAMPOOING A MOOSE This fanfix is brought to you by the Barbarian who takes absolutely no responsability for how you use this written work. I am giving this present to you all for Christmas. (took a little while to finish was hit with a writers block and it froze my brain) I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it. I will probably make many gramtical and spelling errors but I don't care and hope you don't. The only gramar I know is the grey haired one who feeds me well. STOP!!! READ NO FURTHER IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY EXPLICIT MATERIAL. The events take place near the end of Ranma 1/2 Nettouhen episode 14 "Taiketsu Moose! Makeruga kachi." In the story Moose has been defeated by Ranma. Shampoo pours water on him, picks him up, and carries him home with her . And thus it begins. Act I As I awaken my eyes slowly and painfully open . I am held in a cage, (let me out) I scream. The only thing that comes form my throat is "Quak Wack rrrrummble." That cursed Ranma has caged me and he shall pa..... my thoughts are interupted as Shampoo enters the room. "Baka-chan," she sings, "my Ranma will never be defeated by you." "As punishment you will stay in that cage for the night ," She mocks as she sticks her wet pink tongue out at me. "Wack Waa Wack," I try to plead my case to her but she does not even notice. I see that evil smile cross her face. It is the one that turns me on soooooo much. Well maybe I will stay here in her bedroom. If I am even more lucky she will forget I am here and undress in front of me. Shampoo takes out her futon and lays it on the floor. My Shampoo then picks up a photo of the cursed one then lays down on the futon. "Oh my Ranma, how you not know what you do to me," she moans. She looks to the picture again then her hand goes up her stomach over her blouse to those most bountiful breasts. First one then the other all the while mumbling the evil Saotome's name. Just as I am beginning to enjoy myself seeing her touch herself she looks up and sees me and stops. She again favors me with that wonderful evil little smile. Shampoo removes her blouse slowly watching me all the while for a reaction. "Quuaacckk!!" I whisper. Shampoo sees my discomfort and it seem to spur her on. The top has been discarded and her hands are slowly working their way up her firm stomach and over her lacy purple bra. She begins to rub those bountiful mounds. I see the nipples as they harden. She pinches them and moans, " oh Ranma." Her right hand slids down across her stomach and between her legs. Her fingers are where I have only have dreamed about. Chills run down my spine as her other hand slides down to join the first. She lifts up her hips and slides off her pants and tosses them in my direction. I can see the wet spot on her panties. Her fingers trace the edge of the wet spot an errant finger shoves the purple panties between her pussy lips. A moan escapes her mouth. One more finger joins the first then another she starts to slide them up and down her clit. "Ranma how I want you to touch me like this," she moans. "Ranma please, your fingers feel so good, OHaa Aho." Her left hand has wondered back up to her Bra. The bra is slid off of her left breast but I can't see her nipple. I move around in the cage trying to get a better view. As Shampoo removes her bra completely a quack escapes my beak. I still can not see her nipples or breasts very well so I unconsciously let out another loud quack. Shampoo looks up and sees me moving around in the cage. She stops rubbing her nipples and drops her bra. Shampoo then stands and walks twords me. "Oh you not see me well, I let you out of cage maybe even let you help me," she whispers then smiles evilly. I am as happy as any man(duck) could be. As Shampoo arrives at the cage I see a drop of sweat roll down between those beautiful breasts. She kneels and her arms reach forward and then opens the cage. !! FREE !! at last I rush forward out of the cage, quacking happily, right into the waiting hands of My goddess. Before I realize it their is a noose like collar around my neck and Shampoo tightens it hurts but feels strangely good at the same time. What is happening I think. "WACK!?!?" I voice my concern. " Be quiet Moose," Shampoo says to me, "I know what I do." "I only let you help me because Ranma not here, STAY," she commands. She then ties the collar to a rope that is already tied to a table. Then she goes back to her futon lays back down. Then motions with a finger for me to come over to her. Overjoyed I rush to her as quickly as these little legs will take me. I have just about reached my goal when, "Guaa," I reach the end of my rope with a jerking stop. I can not quite reach shampoo so I stretch forward and I can smell her sweet scent . There lies my goddess just out of my reach, legs spread wide and waiting. "Whact," I quack to bring Shampoo's attention to me and move closer. I want to help her as she asked. Shampoo starts to rub herself again and starts moaning. She looks down to see me close by and smiles. Her hand reaches out twords me and I move to it. I have to strain to get to it. She touches me and waves of pleasure flow through my body. "QAUCK!!!!" I scream as she pulls out a few of my feathers. It hurt yet because my Shampoo did it, it feels good. My Goddess then starts to rub her heaving mounds while moaning and breathing heavy. "Oh yes," She moans as her fingers slide their way down her stomach and into her most blessed love hole. They traced the outside then rubbed along her wet lips, then quickly one finger probed inside. "Oh Ranma," she scremed. Then she took my feathers and started to rub them around her nipples then her moans increased in volume. She then uses one feather to rub her pink wet lips while one finger slips inside. She starts to shake then screams as she cums. Her movments stop and she lays her legs down she is so close I can almost touch her. I am straining on the rope holding me and I have just reached her and my beak is about to touch her beautiful mound ...........(fade to black) I Awaken and now I am in the restrant area. What happened I think, I move my head and my sore neck tells me what I did in my effort to reach Shampoo I strangled myself and passed out. I will never be able to live with myself I had a chance at heaven and failed. _______________________________________________________________ Written under Horde 'O' Hentai productions Literature divsion. Writer: Bob Barbarian,(aka Sailor Mooning) Part time sensi at Yotsuya school of creative viewing. Credits; The one and only Great Goddess of anime Rumiko Takahashi whose mind has brought to us the great Ranma, U.Y., and more. Thanks to Chairman of the horde Darren Demaine Founder. Lee fuzzyman horde Pun Minister. Me Horde Enforcer and P.U. officer (after all Barbarains belong in hordes) I have no spell checker so live with spelling mistakes. This is my first production under the Hentais You can send your flames or fanmail to (greywolf@worldgate.edmonton.ab.ca) More to follow like it or not. Preview This is an outline for the second of my lemons. It is based upon a dream had by Kasumi after an episode where she ended up in Ranma's arms and liked it a little. Kasumi was thinking about it as she went to sleep the thougts followed her into her dreams. She wonders what would have happened if she were the one to marry Ranma. Would she get along with him better than Akane? Would she being older and wiser be able to meet his needs and him hers?? This and more coming to you soon. Look for it and more brought to you by the Horde 'O' Hentai