AUTHOR'S FOREWARD TO THIS REVISED VERSION:This revised version of my first hentai fanfic,"A Wet Dream Come True,"differs a bit from the original version posted to RAAC on June 26,1999.However,the purpose of this fic remains unchanged:It is my response to a number of fics that degrade Ranma's "cute fiancee" to the point that she ends up depressed, is a victim of a more serious crime than being abandoned by Genma, is depicted as a prostitute(I was told of such a fic fairly recently), and/or is killed off before she could ever get her beloved "Ran-chan" to herself.The most offending fics in question include,but aren't limited to,"Sour Times" as well as a rapefic by Jeffrey "Oneshot" Wong in which I'm fortunate NOT to have read(more on that in my post-fic rant). DISCLAIMER:None of these characters are mine,and no copyright infringement is intended.This fic is not intended to offend people who pair Ukyou with Ryouga(a pairing that would be OK if I was pairing Ranma with Shampoo,Nabiki,Kasumi,or Kodachi;all of whom are better bridal choices for Ranma than Akane). LEMON WARNING:Yes,there are strong sex scenes in this fic.If you are underage and/or are offended by such material,please hit the BACK button on your web browser(you have been warned).Otherwise,read on. A Wet Dream Come True(A Ranma 1/2 Lemon Fanfic),by Mike Rhea ************************************************************ Ranma walked through the door of Ucchan's Okonomiyaki.The bathtub at the Tendou residence was broken again,but Ranma didn't want to go to the public baths with Happousai,as he didn't want a repeat of that one time in which the old lech embarrassed him and got away with it. Once he walked in,he sat at the counter where his best friend Ukyou,a bit discouraged by lack of customers,greeted him.As usual,she was dressed in her usual(and tomboyish)okonomiyaki seller's clothes;but as always,her fiance had no problem with that,since Ranma considers her the "cute fiancee." "Hungry,Ran-chan?,"she inquired. "Do you have beef okonomiyaki,Ucchan?,"he returned. "It'll be just a couple of minutes,Ran-chan." About 2 minutes later,Ukyou placed a dish with a heart-shaped okonomiyaki in front of her fiance.She then walked around the counter, placed another plate of okonomiyaki next to him,and sat down.They engulfed the contents of their plates and were done within 4 minutes. "Ucchan,the bathtub at the Tendou Doujou is broken,and I don't want to deal with Happousai at the public bathhouse.Can I please use your bathtub?,"inquired Ranma. "Help yourself,Ran-chan,"replied Ukyou. Unaware that Ukyou would finally have him right where she wants him, Ranma walked upstairs to the bathroom,undressed,and walked straight into the bathtub. Meanwhile,two minutes later,Ukyou closed the restaurant early and locked the place up so she and Ranma wouldn't get caught in the act by any opposition(though she was unaware of the fact that Akane,bathing at the public bathhouse,was herself unaware of what was unfolding behind her back);then walked upstairs to her room,where she shut all the windows and stripped completely naked before walking into the bathroom where her fiance was taking a bath. While taking a bath,Ranma realized that the soap was just outside the bathtub.Unaware that Ukyou had just walked into the bathroom stark nude,Ranma walked out of the bathtub.At that moment,Ukyou blushed profusely,then took an excellent look at her fiance.She remembered when Ranma was weakened by that moxibustion and when Genma showed her revealing pictures of her fiance(In fact,on the second picture,she told Genma "Move your fingers!"). However,her excellent look at her nude fiance didn't go unreturned: Ranma,too,took an an excellent at how beautiful and desirable her body looked.Her breasts,normally covered in breast bindings,were very pleasant to look at;since they were a bit larger than Akane's,Ranma- chan's,or Shampoo's.Staring at her crotch,as well as the curves of her abdomen and her hips,further convinced him that Ukyou was truly 100% woman,despite what he assumed for at least a decade.And though summer was a month and a half away,it had been a long time since he had seen her bare legs;which,as with the rest of her naked body,were very pleasant to look at.He had accidentally seen Akane and Shampoo au naturel,but it obviously couldn't top what he was seeing in his cute fiancee right before him.As her fiance's nose began to drip blood (which had never happened to him before previously because of his Nyan-nii-chuan curse),Ukyou then noticed that Ranma was steadily looking at her,too.*Kawaii,*thought Ranma to himself as he felt his aroused member swell up in front of his equally naked "kawaii fiancee," something that didn't happen when he accidentally(on separate occasions)saw his other fiancees in the raw. Suddenly,his looks began to make Ukyou feel a bit uncomfortable as her already profuse blush deepened.Unable to take it anymore,she grabbed a spare giant spatula that she kept in the bathroom and whacked Ranma on the head with it. For a brief moment,Ranma was unconscious from the blow.Then,as Ukyou was still looking at him,Ranma suddenly felt very lusty.He then started walking slowly towards Ukyou. **Music:"I Want Your Sex,"by George Michael** Suddenly,Ukyou started feeling a bit uneasy and pale.Then,suddenly,her conscience and anti-conscience appeared on each side of her head.The anti-conscience(a horned chibi version of herself)told her *Run for your life!He's gonna rape you*.On the other hand,her conscience(an angelic chibi version of herself)told her *Get a grip,you jackass!This is your own fiance!Not only is he supposed to do this,you been dreaming of him doing this to you for at least a decade!He was only 6 years old and didn't know your true gender when his dad tricked him into abandoning you just to feed his greedy stomach!*.Then,Ranma suddenly interrupted his fiancee's uneasiness with these words:"Ucchan,this may hurt at first;but if my stupid old man had told me in the first place that you were truly a girl,I wouldn't have chosen okonomiyaki.I'm not making that same mistake again." Ukyou blushed profusely after hearing what Ranma had just said.At the same time,her nipples hardened and her love petals began to stir in arousal(and additionally,her conscience whacked its evil counterpart unconscious with its giant spatula)as Ranma finally cornered her.For a long time,Ranma had treated Ukyou no more than a mere old friend. That,suddenly would change immediately:Ukyou gasped in both pain and pleasure as she felt Ranma's hardness tear through her virgin barrier. "Gomen nasai,Ucchan,"said a somewhat worried Ranma as he noticed a small amount of blood drip from her torn barrier onto the floor. "It's OK,Ran-chan.I was hoping you'd do that.Please continue,"replied Ukyou as Ranma pinned her to the wall. Ranma then continued thrusting repeatedly.Though he had felt guilty about doing this to his one true friend,he understood that Ukyou had been dreaming of this and that it didn't hurt her even a fraction of how much Genma's dirty trick did at least a decade earlier.In addition, he also was far from ashamed that the first girl he ever grew up with not only was a virgin under her tomboyish clothing,but also,he felt more than honored to have his best and oldest friend lose her virginity to him.Besides,pleasure had begun to erase the pain in Ukyou's nether regions.She and Ranma began moaning in pleasure and unison.Their hips pulsed together in hard rhythmic understanding. As they pumped,their breathing became ragged;and there was a slight squelching sound as they kept pumping while Ranma began to fondle Ukyou's breasts,causing her moans to slightly intensify.Not even when her fiance first called her "cute" has the lifelong tomboy felt more feminine than her choice of wardrobe would indicate.*Ran-chan has never touched me an a pleasurable way like this before.This has got to be a sign from the heavens!,*Ukyou thought to herself as Ranma continued to impale her passionately. Ukyou then wrapped her legs around Ranma's as he lifted her into the air as the climax approached.Her moans only got louder as her swollen clit began rubbing up against Ranma's manhood and as the latter continued pumping.With one final thrust from Ranma(and with her love tunnel clenching tightly around Ranma's manhood),Ukyou climaxed: "RAN-CHAAAAAAAAAAAN,I LOVE YOU!," she shouted as the ecstasy her first orgasm overcome her body,her love juices dribbling out of her sex. Just after his fiancee came,Ranma wouldn't last long himself.As soon as he felt her fluid touch his balls,he too climaxed. "UCCHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN,I love you too!,"he shouted as he squirted his load all the way inside of her. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH...," they both said as Ukyou felt Ranma's fluid spray inside of her,as about the same time the sound of an alarm clock awakened Ukyou from her dream. ************************************************************** Ukyou awakened from the dream to find something warm on top of her. That something was her own husband,Ranma Saotome.Both were stark naked and "joined" at the pelvis.It was their first wedding anniversary,and it has also been that long since they abandoned Nerima for their current home in western Kyoto. "So it wasn't a dream after all,Ran-chan,"said Ukyou. "Of course it wasn't,Ucchan.When I told you in the bath that a truly loved you more than okonomiyaki,it was no lie.You are the only true friend that I've ever had.You've never made me feel uncomfortable. Akane always made me feel uneasy.That fateful day in the bathroom was truly a wake up call.You are truly kawaii from the inside out,no matter what you wear.Besides,I had the exact same dream."replied Ranma. "Ran-chan,I may be a tomboy for life,but ever since that fateful day in which you took my virginity,you've made me feel more feminine than I've ever felt before." "Arigatou,darling.You,in turn have made me a real 'man among men' since that fateful day." **Music:"Feel Like Makin' Love" by Bad Company** Realizing that today was the slowest day of the week business-wise, Ukyou told her husband "Ran-chan,my legs are weak.Why don't we not worry about the restaurant today and spend our anniversary in the bedroom making passionate love to each other instead?" With his length already buried in his wife's crotch,Ranma conveniently replied "Anything for you,Ucchan my love." Together,Ranma and Ukyou got down to business..with each other.Since that fateful nude encounter,cooking okonomiyaki hasn't been Ukyou Saotome's lone livelyhood.The other livelyhood is that she's been living a decade long dream,on that has become...a wet dream come true. Overhearing yet another romantic moment between his daughter and son- in-law,Mr.Kuonji,who reunited with his daughter as soon as Ranma finally chose her as his bride,thought to himself *Ranma Saotome,you have made me and my daughter proud of you once again.* ******************************************************* Meanwhile,at Tokyo's Ueno Zoo;Ataru Moroboshi,Lum,and Ten were at the panda exhibit.There they noticed a panda from the Bayankala mountain range in China's Qinghai province.It often held up wooden signs. "Lum,do pandas normally hold up wooden signs?" inquired Ten. "No,Ten.However it may be a rare species of panda,"said Lum."Darling, do you know of any species of panda that hold up wooden signs on a regular basis?" she asked Ataru. "No,but I must admit that this particular panda does seem kinda amusing,even if he does look kinda depressed,"replied Ataru. The sign that the panda was holding up read this:"Has anybody seen my son?" THE END ******************************************************* AUTHOR'S NOTES:Well,I hope this revised version is far better than the original version,which I do admit was written a bit too hastily.In the past 2 months,I have made several revisions to the copy of the fic that is stored on my site.The revisions included the correction of various spelling/usage errors,as well as the lengthening/romanticizing of the Ranma/Ukyou lemon scene.In fact,writing my second lemon,"Take Me Out To The Bathhouse,"may have inspired me to revise and refine this fic;and for the first time ever,this revised version is available at RAAC. Special thanks to the Philip Mak,Yoru-Hikage,and Nall(whose various lemon fics that pair Ranma with Ukyou inspired my first lemon);as well as Ryan Anderson,whose non-lemon "Parody of a Moment" also inspired this lemon.BTW,about that obscene rapefic that partially caused me to write this fic in the first place:In July 1998(when my site was in its infancy),a visitor recommended the fic "Sentenced for Life"(which is O.K. except for the ending).When looking for the aforementioned fic,I accidentally(and unfortunately)stumbled into the description for that infamous rapefic.Fortunately,the description was all I needed to read to be offended.And that fic ain't the only one in which reading just the description was all I needed to prejudge it without reading it:Did you know that I haven't had(and won't ever have) the guts to read a single chapter of "Daigakusei no Ranma/Daigakusei no Ukyou"(the so- called continuation fanfic series)? Excluding flames,C&C are welcome. You can find more Ranma and Ukyou fanfics(lemon and non-lemon,by myself and other authors)on my page(the cabernet sauvignon of Ranma romance sites)devoted to the Mamoru and Usagi of Rumiko Takahashi fandom(for real). Mike Rhea Webmaster of The Ranma and Ukyou Pages! http://rei.animenetwork.com/ranchan/ "Akane,when you get so heavy?"-Shampoo,Ranma 1/2 OAV Series:One Grew Over The Kunou's Nest:"Team Ranma vs. The Legendary Phoenix"