WHTTNGTN@SWAMPFOX.FMARION.EDU <> marks motions or background noise [] marks character thoughts () marks author comments A KaoS Production Written By Maj.KoNFusIoN??! WHTTNGTN@SWAMPFOX.FMARION.EDU A Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction ***WARNING-- THIS IS A LEMON FAN-FIC*** ***IT WILL CONTAIN SEX AND PROBABLY FOUR-LETTER WORDS*** Wistful Dreams (The scene fades in on a dojo. Inside the dojo, two figures are sparring. Well, in actuality, one is sparring and the other simply dodges or deflects the attacks.) "Wadda ya mean what was I doing?" Ranma asked during his daily sparring session with Akane. "I know Kuno is annoying, but you almost hit Nabiki-oneechan with him." Akane let out a barrage of high punches, elbows and knife-hand chops to draw his defense up around his head. As his defense shifts predictably, he steps back and she attempts a dragon tail. (A dragon tail is a power foot sweep. It is the same as a spin kick, except it is lower, aiming for the back of the knees or ankles. It is very fast if done correctly.) Sensing this kind of strategy, Ranma shifts his weight to his back leg, lifts the front leg off the ground, and hops a half-step backward. Akane predictably hits nothing. As she completes the move, Ranma hops forward, and executes the same maneuver. Akane cannot avoid the counter as all her weight is on her front leg as a pivot for the dragon tail. Ranma neatly clips her ankle and puts her flat on her back. "Aw, Kuno missed her by a good two feet. What's her problem?" he grumbles. "That's not what made her mad. The fact that Kuno knocked her lunch onto her new skirt is what upset her. You know how she is about stuff she has to pay full price for." Akane replied as she got up. (Fade to flashback) Ranma and crew (all three Tendo sisters) have stopped in an American restaurant for lunch. Nabiki is wearing a new white silk skirt she had purchased. This was a new vendor in town, and she had nothing on him yet to use for haggling. He is also the only vendor in the district who has that peticular style skirt, so she must pay his price or go without. (Highly unlikely in real life, but it assists the plot line.) As she eats a suprisingly light meal (she has to pay for it) Kuno bursts through the door, wooden sword in hand. (Enter favorite Bad Kuno Poetry (tm) here) "Saotome, release Akane Tendo of your vile clutches or I shall be forced to smite you." Ranma, per usual, is a cross of annoyed and amused. "Kuno, you are a complete idiot, you know that right?" At this Kuno loses his marbles and attacks Ranma, and unintentionally everyone in sword range with his Lightning Sword Attack (tm). Ranma barley manages to block all the sword thrusts with his Kashu-Tenshin Amaguriken. He would have just dodged as usual but he had to defend the Tendos. Akane was used to Kuno, and would be able to move, but Kasumi and Nabiki had no training and wouldn't be able to react that fast. Needless to say Ranma is now totally pissed at Kuno's lack of control (look who's talking). Slapping aside Kuno's sword, Ranma launches a flurry of kicks and punches to Kuno's midsection, then grabs him by the head and hip-tosses him to the ground. Unfortunately, Kuno's feet caught the table on the way over, making the food hop in its dishes. Nabiki's dish, which had been set on the edge, fell off into her lap. Looking at her ruined skirt in shock, she turned her gaze to Ranma, who had finished beating Kuno into a greasy spot yet again, and gave him the Nabiki Evil Eye (tm). Ranma, turning around and seeing what had happened, had the grace to look ashamed. His face brightening, he turned back to the Kuno shaped lump and searched its pockets. Tossing Nabiki Kuno's wallet he said, "Sorry about that Nabiki, Kuno'll pay for it." (Back to the present) Ranma drops into a split as he barely avoids the roundhouse kick aimed for the side of his head. Realizing there aren't many defensive maneuvers that can be attempted for this position, he decided to put her back down. As she recovered the kick, he executed a simple two-hand maneuver. One hand snapped up for a palm strike to the lower abdomen while the other hooked the back of the knee supporting her weight for the kick. Once again Akane found herself on her butt. But on the terms of the match, Ranma could only win by tapping her on the forehead and the back of her head. He had yet to do either. To win, she had to make him fall flat on his back. They both got up at the same time. Ranma threw a snap kick to test how her defense was holding. She caught his ankle and countered with a rising kick aimed for his chest. In flight however, her foot was intercepted by a flap of cloth. She had caught the flap in his pants just below his groin. She didn't hit anything sensitive, but she was close enough to draw an outraged yell from Ranma. "Hey, watch it ya clutz." With him yelling, neither of them heard three of the four buttons holding his pants shut snap and fall off. "I'm sorry Ranma, I didn't mean to do that." Akane apologized, rather beet-faced. Ranma stared at her sternly. "Well, you didn't hit me, so I'll forgive you. But be careful!" They returned to ready stances. As they circled, planning attacks and defenses, Ranma kept drifting off, not paying attention to the match. He often found himself dodging at the last second to keep from being clobbered. Part of what was distracting him was his growing erection. [Man, if she notices this I'm a dead man. I get clobbered for just looking at her wrong sometimes. She would kill me if saw this boner!] Ranma was desperately trying to avoid hits and stay crouched enough that she wouldn't see the bulge. [She's awfully good today, I wonder what her story is?] Akane, meanwhile has been attacking furiously. She looked mad at something. Or did she? Her face was flushed, she was breathing hard, and she couldn't keep her legs still. [Oh god, this is not funny.] she thought. [I'm so hot I've probably got a wet spot down to my knees.] A combination of hormones, the romance novel she had hidden under her bed, and a really weird dream involving her, Ranma, a can of whip cream, some cherries and a bullwhip had caused her to feel slightly embarrassed and aroused at the same time. Sparring with Ranma was causing her to remember the feeling and it to be increased. Therefore, she was trying to block the sensation by attacking. Unfortunately the constant rubbing was just making her that much more aroused. Ranma finally makes an attack. Leading in with a fake foot sweep, he follows with a reverse creset kick. On landing his foot back on the ground, his heel lands on the buttons they didn't hear earlier and he slips and falls towards Akane. Akane, sensing the advantage drops to one knee. She grabs his shirt and the waistband of his pants in the attempt of a shoulder throw. The last button snapped. [Oh my god oh my god ohmygod, I'm dead.] thought Ranma as he watched his erection leap into the air as Akane accidentally rips his pants open. As his manhood actually slaps her in the face his heart skips a beat, and his only thought was [she's gonna kill me and I can't move I'm enjoying it I'm a sick puppy...] over and over again about five thousand times in the two seconds they just stare at each other in shock. Akane meanwhile was just absolutely shocked. Her first (and usual) reaction was to get mad. But her mind stopped that thought as it realized that she was the one that had ripped his pants open. Not do mention the tingle that had run up her spine when his member had rubbed across her lips and face. Due to this conflict of thought, her mind just locked up. "Ranma..." "Akane!" With a yelp Ranma hopped away from her, trying to rearrange his clothes to cover himself. "Aw Geeze, I'm sorry, I didn't know that was going to happen.[She's gonna kill me, she's gonna kill me...] Akane meanwhile, due to mental traction, had allowed a totally new thought enter her mind. [Does he REALLY like me? Does he REALLY think I'm cute. Why else would he be like that. And why else would he be apologizing?] Akane stood up and walked toward Ranma who turned around and cringed, expecting to soon enter a low earth orbit again. Instead, he felt Akane embrace him lightly from behind. "It's ok Ranma. It was my fault, I tore your pants open." Suddenly she giggled. "What's so funny?" Ranma asked sharply, thinking she was laughing at him. "I just thought about what Kuno would do if he heard me say that." Ranma could hear the smile in her voice. Then he remembered how cute she was when she smiled and his erection was back in full force, not that it had ever gone away. "Yeah, that would be kind of funny." Ranma admitted. "Akane..." Ranma started but was silenced by a finger on his lips. "Don't. I want to know Ranma, do you really like me?" Akane felt funny asking the question. She felt unguarded, vulnerable. "The truth?" Ranma asked, and felt her nod. "No." He turned around, just in time to see the tears gathering in her eyes. "No, I don't like you. I think I love you." The tears still came, but instead of heartache, they were tears of joy. She threw herself into his chest and wrapped him in one of those mega-hugs. Ranma stepped of the buttons again, and slipped when she impacted with him. They maintained the hug on the ground. After a few minutes in the loving embrace, Ranma realized while he was basking in Akane's love, his body was still craving carnal satisfaction. He knew this because his erection was now throbbing. To his supreme embarrassment, Akane knew it too. "Ranma... is this... because of me?" Akane asked slightly flushed. "Umm.. Uhh ... Ahh.. Yeah?" Ranma was trembling is shame at his lack of self-control. Akane didn't really care. "Good, it's nice to have proof to back up your claim." Akane slid a hand down from his chest and began to gently rub him. Ranma was completely stuptified. "Akane... ohh Akane.." was all he could say. His mind had locked up tighter that Nabiki's wallet (with no interest rate anyway). Akane was acting on the compulsion of months of pent up feelings. She slowly slid down his body until she faced his member. Ranma was still brain-locked. She waited a second, then matched the rhythm of her hand with her mouth. First just running her tongue around the crown of his manhood, then bobbing her head up and down, swallowing the half of him that wasn't being covered by her hand. Ranma was beginning to regain some of his processor time, and realized something was most unusual. He felt really good, but couldn't place why... then he remembered what had happened and looked down. He was greeted to a sight of a lust/love driven Akane eagerly eating his cock. Then he lost it as lights exploded in his head. Akane was exploring the sensations of heat spreading across her body, starting at her breasts and her crotch. She had just started to fondle herself through her panties when she felt Ranma's member swell in her mouth. Then she swallowed furiously as his cumm splattered against the back of her throat. "Akane." She looked up, feeling very vulnerable for some reason. She looked into Ranma's eyes and saw the love and passion there. Then she felt Ranma's hands beginning to untie her belt. "Ranma.. you want to ..HERE?" She whispered. Ranma got a Nabiki-like gleam in his eye and said, "Why not, we've already started." By now he was removing her pants. Then came the Gi top she was wearing. Akane blushed, because she wasn't wearing a bra. "They're all in the wash." she said at his questioning glance. He moved closer and she thought he was about to kiss her. Then his head changed trajectory, and she sucked in a breath when his lips enveloped her nipple. As he rubbed and lightly pinched her other nipple, he caught the one in his mouth with his teeth. He started to gently bite it and rub his tongue across the top. A minute or two later he released the nipple he had in his mouth, and began moving down her body... dragging his tongue across her tummy. When he reached her navel, he looped it, then darted it in and out. She gasped in appreciation. Ranma, with much ceremony, removed her panties. As her reached her center, he blew across the area. Inhaling, he took a moment to savor the musky aroma she emitted. Then he licked. Akane's hips bucked up off the ground, not expecting the dart of pure pleasure that shot through her body. Then he locked his lips around her bulb, and she almost suffocated him, burying his face in her muff. Then he inserted two fingers and brought her off in less that a minute. As Akane slumped back, recovering Ranma slid up and brought his now hard member into place. He went to the hilt on the first thrust. Akane almost screamed. She didn't think it would be that painful. But he had stopped once he was all the way in. The she felt his lips on hers and kissed him back. Then he pulled back just a little and pushed back. Akane noticed the pleasure this time, and moaned in appreciation. The pain was fleeing fast and the pleasure was intense. Before long, Ranma was taking long, full strokes. He was also moaning in pleasure and grunting with the effort of not exploding too soon. Then Akane locked her legs around his and turned. Suddenly he was on his back, and Akane was riding him like there was no tomorrow. Suddenly she arched her back, and the muscles all along his length want spastic. He was being rubbed, pulled, pushed, and pleasured all at once. It was too much for his already strained control. His first stream exploded inside his fiancee, then he pulled out. The second landed across her tummy and breasts, the third and final landing on her face as she leaned forward. Then he slid back into his love, to savor the feeling as long as possible. As they kissed, they heard several sounds all at once. They looked up and time slowed to a crawl. Standing in one doorway were Genma, Soun, and Kasumi. Kasumi blushed furiously, said "Oh my!" and quickly turned away. Soun and Genma look shocked for a moment, then broke out the little fans and started cheering for their respective children. In the door way to the yard were Nabiki, Ryouga, and Kuno. Nabiki looked completely shocked, then started crying something about not having her camera. Ryouga was deadly silent and surrounded by a greenish-yellow battle aura. Kuno was raving and yelling curses on the entire Saotome line and desperately looking for the bokken that was already in his hand so he could thrash the cretin. In the third door, to the other side of the yard, were Shampoo, Kodachi and Ukyou. There were no words from any of them. They were all surrounded by a frosty blue aura, and drawing their weapons. They just had to decide who to hurt first. From the rafters (how long was he there?) came Happousai. He landed right next to Ranma. "Ranma m'boy, I am so proud. By getting into the lovely Akane's panties you have proven yourself my one true heir!" he declared sagely. Then the shit hit the fan. "WWWWAAAAAAAHAHAHA!!" Ranma screamed apon waking. He sweated for a moment in terror. "Damn. And it was going so well too... (then the image of Ukyou and Kodachi doing things to him that would make a certain Bobbit blanch returns to him) Gahh!!" He looks around for a moment, as if trying to place something. Then he looks down. "Shit. Now I gotta clean these or they'll stain." He gets up and goes off to the bathroom. When he gets to the door, he runs into Akane, who looks flushed. Looking down, she sees the spot on his boxers, and jerks her head up, embarrassed. Ranma, also looking down, sees the wet spot and a little trail down her leg, and also jerks his head up. The look at each other and start talking at the same time. "I just had the strangest dream about us..." Maj.KoNFusIoN??! All Characters, places, and anything else pertaining to Ranma 1/2 is copyright of Rumiko Takahashi. She most assuredly did not approve this sick excuse for a fan-fic. The situations were all products of my deranged mind. All other standard disclaimers here. Any resemblance to rock stars, famous athletes, or relatives is strictly product of your own deranged imagination.