WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS... by the Hentai Man Endymion took another sip of his drink and sighed. He cast his eyes around the bar. Not much chance of any action tonight, he thought. On one side of him, Nephrite sat and drank, on the other side Kunzite and Zoisite sat, snuggled against each other. Endymion heard a slap, then Jadeite returned to his seat beside Nephrite. "Looks like no-one wants to fuck a Royal Guardian," Jadeite said, taking a swig. Endymion snorted. "You'd think it'd be easier being a prince, but none of the bitches here care to spread their legs." "Have you tried to get it on with that blond piece of fluff from the Moon Kingdom?" Nephrite asked. "I have to act 'respectable' to her," Endymion said sourly. "Bloody arranged marriages. She's probably a cold fish in bed. Can't even walk without falling over." Nephrite put a comraderly hand on Endymion's shoulder. "Let's get back home. Looks like the only ones getting any tonight are Kunzite and Zoisite. Again." They left the bar, and stumbled their way to Endymion's quarters. Inside, Nephrite, Jadeite and Endymion got fresh drinks, and sat side by side on the couch. Kunzite sank into an arm chair, pulling Zoisite onto his lap. They started trading deep kisses. Nephrite rolled his eyes. "Look at them. Can't keep their hands off each other. If we were attacked, some guardians they'd be." Jadeite was watching the pair at work, and surreptitiously tried to adjust his trousers to ease a growing erection. Endymion sat between the two, and smirked at Jadeite. "Thinking of joining them?" "Just bloody horny," Jadeite admitted. "Getting a bad case of blue balls." "At least that's one thing I never have to worry about," came Kunzite's voice, and the three looked over, their eyes nearly popping out. Zoisite now knelt between Kunzite's legs, his head in Kunzite's lap, moving up and down on Kunzite's freed erection. Nephrite picked up a cushion and threw it at the pair. "Thanks for an image I really didn't want," he said. Kunzite caught the cushion, and threw it back. "You're just jealous," he said. Nephrite growled but didn't deny it. Jadeite's eyes were transfixed on Zoisite's head, watching the long hard piece of man meat slide in and out of his mouth. His own mouth was dry, and one hand rubbed unconsciously over his crotch, his prick filling out as blood engorged it. Nephrite turned to Endymion, and saw the prince wrapped up in watching Kunzite and Zoisite. With a wicked grin, Nephrite reached over and unzipped Endymion's pants, and pulled his cock out, and slowly started jacking it. Endymion groaned in lust, then realized what was going on. He slapped Nephrite's hand. "Stop that," he said. But he didn't remove Nephrite's hand from his cock. "Seems to me your balls might be just as blue," Nephrite said. "No one to look after your needs." "Fine then," moaned out Endymion. "As Royal Guardian, you're supposed to take care of me. And I got something that needs to be taken care of. We haven't got any women, so you'll have to do." Nephrite licked his lips. "As you command, my prince." Nephrite moved off the couch, put down his drink, sat on the floor, then leaned over to lick the head of Endymion's cock. Endymion closed his eyes as the tongue washed over his cock head. His head fell backwards and a moan escaped. A hand, Nephrite's, reached in and removed his balls from his pants. Nephrite rolled the balls gently in his hands, and Endymion's eyes fluttered in passion. When Nephrite took the head of Endymion's cock into his mouth to suck on it softly, Endymion put a hand on Nephrite's head to keep the sensation from stopping. Not that Nephrite had any plans on stopping. The taste of Endymion's cock was quite pleasant. The head was soft, yet firm, and Nephrite washed it with his tongue, before slowly moving his head down to take the cock deeper into his mouth. Nephrite felt a presence on his groin, and hands undid and opened his trousers. The hands took out his hard dick, and played with it for a moment, rubbing it up and down, and jacking it. A short time later, they stopped, and Nephrite moaned a little in disappointment around Endymion's prick. However, when a warm wetness engulfed his prick, Nephrite bucked his hips automatically to drive his cock into a willing home. Twisting his head on Endymion's pole, Nephrite looked down to see Jadeite's head bobbing up and down, meeting his thrusts. Having his prick sucked, and sucking a prick himself was heavenly. Kunzite looked the threesome over, and smiled to himself. The pleasures of other men was something he delighted in, and maybe, just maybe, there would be three more men he could sample. He reached down and removed Zoisite's lips from around his cock, bringing the sandy haired man up to trade another kiss. Both standing up, Zoisite stood still while Kunzite slowly undressed him, licking and sucking on his nipples as they became visible. Kunzite threw the top behind him while he sucked on Zoisite's chest, and slipped his hands down the back of Zoisite's pants to squeeze and play with Zoisite's firm ass. Zoisite moaned as his lover played with him, and gently stroked Kunzite's white hair. He put his hands on Kunzite's top, and pulled it up, forcing Kunzite to separate from him so it could be removed. Now apart and half naked, they wasted no time and removed the rest of their own clothes, hard cocks waggling in the air while they did so. Once naked, they embraced and kissed, hard cocks pressing hard against each other. Jadeite gave Nephrite's cock a last suck, then attended to the task of removing Nephrite's boots and pants, not an entirely easy task while the other man was only half attentive. Still Nephrite did what he could to help, and soon was naked from the waist down. Instead of returning to Nephrite's prick, Jadeite moved around and positioned himself on the other side of Nephrite. He placed his hands on Nephrite's ass checks, and spread them side. Jadeite stuck out his tongue, and licked up Nephrite's ass crack, making the guardian writhe in pleasure. Spending a few moments rimming Nephrite, Jadeite's tongue played around his hole before darting inside. Endymion looked down at Nephrite head in his lap, and his cock sliding in and out of Nephrite's lips. Why hadn't they done this before? It was the perfect way of easing their needs. He looked past Nephrite to see Jadeite emerging from Nephrite's ass. "He's ready if you wish to take him, my prince," Jadeite said. Nephrite heard this, and gave Endymion an extra hard suck, then removed his head. "Yes, my prince. Take me." They all stood, and Endymion and Jadeite helped Nephrite remove his top, before Nephrite and Jadeite stripped Endymion. Nephrite turned and bent, putting his arms on the back of the couch, presenting his ass to Endymion. "Now," he moaned. Jadeite took Endymion's prick in hand, and guided it to Nephrite's nether hole. He helped steady the prince as he aimed the cock directly at the hole. Endymion pushed, and the cock head slowly dipped inside. Both Nephrite and Endymion moaned aloud at tiny shocks ran through their bodies from pleasure. "Yessss," Nephrite hissed, as Endymion pushed again, still slowly, and his cock eased its way inside. Jadeite sucked on a finger, and reached down to play with Endymion's ass a little, before slipping the finger into Endymion's hole. Endymion involuntarily jerked forwards, and his cock slammed the rest of the way into Nephrite, pushing the guardian forwards until his head rested on his arms. "Oh, yes," Endymion whispered. "That feels so good. You're ass is so tight, Nephrite." "Fuck me," said Nephrite. "Fuck me hard. Make me yours." Endymion eased in and out slowly, but soon built up a pace until he was sliding in and out of Nephrite's ass with ease. Jadeite removed his own clothes, and looked over to see how Kunzite and Zoisite were doing. Kunzite was behind Zoisite, his dick up to the hilt in Zoisite's backside. Kunzite was nibbling on Zoisite's neck, but they were both looking at Jadeite, Zoisite grinning in happiness as Kunzite bucked in and out of him. Jadeite wet his hand, and dropped it to play with his own prick, wetting it for the use he had in mind. Grinning back at Kunzite and Zoisite, he moved in behind Endymion, and as Endymion pushed into Nephrite's ass, he positioned his dick just outside Endymion's asshole. Endymion groaned as he slid into Nephrite, but as he pulled out another sensation was felt. Something was sliding into his ass. Looking over his shoulder, he met the lustful gaze of Jadeite, and pushed back harder, driving Jadeite's prick deep into him. Jadeite's eyes closed for a moment as pleasure ran through him, but he opened them again and leaned into kiss Endymion on the mouth. Their tongues battled for a moment, but Nephrite reaching back under himself to stroke their balls made them realize that they had stopped pumping while they kissed. Endymion started moving again, plunging into Nephrite, then backing onto Jadeite. Jadeite had his hands on Endymion's hips to steady him, so was surprised by a pair of hands being placed on his own hips. Even as he turned his head to look behind, a prick was burrowing its way into his ass. His eyes met Zoisite, who winked at him, and blew him a kiss. Beyond Zoisite was Kunzite, still buried in Zoisite's ass. So now they were a chain of humping flesh. Kunzite fucking Zoisite fucking Jadeite fucking Endymion fucking Nephrite. They started moving, and groaning, as one, Nephrite feeling the full force of four other men plowing into his ass. Endymion leant over Nephrite, and reached under to start jerking on Nephrite's prick, giving him some pleasure while others took it. The five man chain grunted and sweated, and slowly began speeding up as desires built, and cum started to rise in their balls. Undeniable urges made them thrust harder, until their balls bounced off the man in front of them as four dicks slammed hard into four assholes. The sound of breathing was laboured as pleasure rose in their minds and bodies. Cries of animal passion escaped their lips as hips jerked back and forth. The pleasure rose in them, until- Kunzite thrust hard into Zoisite, who thrust hard in Jadeite, who thrust hard into Endymion, who thrust hard into Nephrite, while holding tightly onto Nephrite's prick. Semen spurted from Kunzite, setting off a reaction that seemed to fire a burst straight from Kunzite, threw Zoisite, Jadeite and Endymion, and out through Nephrite, who's cock spat cum out like a geyser onto the couch. Four men's channels became filled with cum, some already leaking out to run down legs, and the couch gained several long strings of cum. The five froze, still spurting for a moment, but even still when the cum ran out, orgasms still in possession of their minds. It seemed like they were joined like this for hours, until, as one, they shivered and began to come down from their ecstatic high. Kunzite, Zoisite, Jadeite and Endymion pulled out of their respective partners, and Nephrite was the first to slump onto the couch, the others following, but falling onto the floor. No one was able to speak for a moment, all dazed and covered in cum to various degrees. Finally, Kunzite said "And that's why men are so good." Endymion grinned. "And now, when all else fails, we know we have each other to relieve ourselves." "Only when all else fails," Jadeite grinned back, before leaning over to pull Zoisite into a deep kiss, starting them all off again.