Hey! This is a parody. I really don't see this EVER happening, and if you ever DO see it, please send me some of whatever you're on, Nani? J/K ;p Drugs are for dummies. Now hentai, on the other hand... Anyhoo, I don't own these chars, O.K.? BUT, the story IS mine... You can do what you want with it EXCEPT claim it as yours. If you do that, I'll get Ryoko & Ayeka to @Mallet you into nothingness. That out of the way, Let's begin... Preface: Ryoko & Ayeka stood there, tied to one another against the pole. As the evil aliens stood around laughing with even more henious grins on their faces... "Oh, will no one help us?" Ayeka screamed piously into the air. "Why did Tenchi & the others have to leave us all alone? Now we're at the mercy of these alien soldiers..." (Begin Rambo theme song) Suddenly, from the water emerges a dripping Ryo-Oh-Ki. Around her forhead is a red bandanna, & she is dressed in mini-fatigues. Also, she is holding the mother of all Machine guns. As the soldiers turn to her, she fills them full of holes. Running on her hind legs, she reaches the captive women & cleaves the ropes with a giant Machete. "Ryo-Oh-Ki!" Ryoko exclaimed as both the women moved to hug the cabbit. But She held them at bay with an outstretched paw. "Wha... What is it?" Ayeka asked bewilderedly. The Cabbit then let out a wild roar that sent shivers down their spine. "Sh-sh-she said that's no longer her name..." Ryoko began slowly, still in shock. "Then what is it?" Ayeka demanded. "Kawaibo." was Ryoko's curt reply. KAWAIBO!: Cute Has Learned to Kill... By Steven Garrett E-Mail: sfe_otaku@hotmail.com (End credits. Fade back into story) Kawaibo gazed up at the clouds as she left the two bewildered women. She had more things to worry about. Actually, there was really one thing on her mind. Her little Sasami was in trouble, and she was the only one who could help her. As the rain began to slowly beat down, Kawaibo thought back to when this had all started... It had been a beautiful day. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, & Ayeka & Ryoko were actually getting along, which was a miracle in itself! Sasami & ^CRyo-Oh-Ki were happily playing in a clover field, enjoying the warm sun & the freedom that, unknowing to them, would soon be stripped away... The cabbit was the first to notice the felling of icy blackness that began to surround them, but by then it was too late. The glade was quickly filled with several armed soldiers before the four females could even react. Only by hiding under a fallen branch was Ryo-Oh-Ki able to escape detection. As the three remaining women huddled together, a tall general broke thru the crowd & glared at them. "This one," he began, pointing to Sasami. "This is the one the master requires. Take her abord the ship. The others, well... I think you men deserve a treat. Have fun, boys..." And with that, Sasami was seperated from the other two women & dragged off in one direction as Ryoko & Ayeka were dragged in another. After everyone had all left, Ryo-Oh-Ki quickly followed in pursuit of her master. On the way, she saw one of the soldiers relieving himself behind a bush. "Heh-heh... I can't wait untill dark..." he began with a lusty tone in his voice. "That's when we're all going to gang rape those bitches... I fell sorry for that little one, though... Compared to what the master's going to do to her, these girls are getting off lucky! Bwa-ha-ha-ha! I think I'll start with the quiet one... I'll make her scream for days by the time I'm done..." Ryo-Oh-Ki had heard enough. All the years of being beaten, mistreated, & yelled at came to a boil... There would be no more violence... None, that is, except HER violence! Quietly, she picked up his rifle & creeped up behind him. He was so lost in his lust-addled daydreams that he didn't even notice her until she'd pistol-whipped him with the butt of his own gun. After he had fallen, she stripped him of his clothes. Slicing off the excess cloth, she made it so that they would fit her & put them on. After gathering his weapons, she slit his throat & left him in the bushes to die. *The only thing you'll be pleasuring is the wolves...* Ryo-Oh-Ki thought as she sped after her master... As she neared the master's ship, her mind slipped back into the present. There would be plenty of time for reminicing AFTER her lovely Sasami was rescued from that monster. Creeping up behind a guard, she unsheathed her blade & punched him squarly in the back while she slit his throat. Afterwards, she realized something that had been nagging her ever since she had left Ryoko & Ayeka. She had grown significantly, plus she was in a humanoid form now. *Is this because of my anger, or is this some new form of mine?* she wondered. None the less, she had a friend to rescue. And that's when she heard it. A sharp pircing sound that felt like a knife being driven thru her chest & into her heart. Somewhere, deep within that ship, Sasami was screaming... Sasami awoke feeling strange. That's when she noticed it: She was bound spread-eagle in the air without a stitch of clothing. As she struggled, she heard a strange laughter. "Yes, struggle for me... Show me just how lustful you can be before I sacrifice you to my dark lord..." The voice echoed across the chamber & sent icy shivers down her spine. "Wh-who are you?" she asked behind a growing flood of tears. "Who am I, you ask? Well, let me show you..." And with that, he stepped into the light. "No.. NO! NOT YOU!!!" she screamed into the blackness... "Ah, but it IS me..." Tenchi said with an evil laugh. I've found true power, little princess... More powerful than your pitiful Jurai parlor tricks! More powerful than anything! I shall be a GOD amongst you mortals, and when you die, you'll visit MY master... Bwa-ha-ha-ha!!!" His laughter shocked her to her senses. "You-You're not Tenchi! Tenchi would never..." "SHUT UP!!!" he screamed, smacking her into silence... "You know nothing about me..." Tenchi began as he began to disrobe. "You see, in order to gain my full powers, I must sacrifice the blood of a pure virgin." And with that, he began to smile evily. "You-you're going to kill me?" she asked, truly frigtened for the first time in her life. "No, you misunderstand my master's wishes. He wishes to impregnate you thru me... Only then can his protege be born..." And with that, he grasp her hips & shoved into her to the hilt. Sasami had had undergone a lot of pain that day. Leaving her sister & her friend in the clutches of those men, losing Ryo-Oh-Ki, and losing Tenchi to evil. But the pain she felt now as her former friend thrust into her dry canal, moistening it with her own blood, was worse than any other pain she could comprehend. Faced with all the insurmoutable odds she'd been thrown during the day, she did the only thing she knew to do... She began to scream. Kawaibo was now an engine of pure destruction. As she made her way thru the ship, she slaughtered all that she saw. No one would survive to tell of this day. No one! Finally, she made her way to the Master's chamber. As she kicked in the door, she was shocked by what she saw. There hung her dear sasami, unconcious from the pain. And holding her, still thrusting into her limp body, was Tenchi. Suddenly, he threw his head back in orgasm as he emptied his seed into the young princess. "ENOUGH!!!" Kawaibo screamed, amazed that an almost human-sounding voice emrged from her throat. "Who dares to inurupt me?" demanded Tenchi as he drew his blood-covered organ from the his young girl. "I do, you evil monster." Kawaibo screamed as she charged towards Tenchi, firing her gun at him. As the bullets pierced his chest, Tenchi collapsed to his knees. "How could you..." he began slowly, coughing up blood. "I'm death." Kawaibo began. "And you're number just got called, mother fucker!" "You'll never stop us!" Tenchi screamed at her. "I've allready inseminated her. Soon, she shall bear my master's son, & the world shall belong to us!" "Well, tell your master I said, 'Fuck you!' when you see him in hell!" Kawaibo yelled as she emptied an entire clip into his chest, effectivly killing him. Then, she ran over to Sasami & cut her down gently, caressing her tender angel lovingly. "Ah, my dear Sasami..." Kawaibo cried as she picked up her fallen friend. "Wha..." Sasami whispered barly, just beginning to come to. "Shh...." Kawaibo lovingly answered, laying her fingers against ^Csasami's lips. "You're having a bad dream, but it will all be over soon. Just go back to sleep, my love..." But Sasami had allready drifted back into unconciousness. *Nande Yo!* Kawaibo thought as she began to run for the door. *I forgot about the timed charges!!!* Running as fast as she could, Kawaibo dived thru the door and into the hallway just as the first charges began to go off. Speeding thru the ship, Kawaibo was followed by flames & wreckage. As she dived out the Entranceway to the ship & hit the turf, the entire ship was engulfed in a huge ball of flame. Looking down at Sasami, Kawaibo began to cry. She had done it. Despite all odds, she had saved her little Sasami. Then a nagging thought reached the front of her mind. Tenchi had said that he'd 'inseminated' her... "My God!" Kawaibo yelled as she ran for the house... Sasami came to on a bed of satin. "Wh-where am I...?" she called out, barly able to talk. "Shh..." Kawaibo cooed into her ear, stroking the hair from her eyes. "You had a bad day today, but Washu fixed it up for you... She gave you something that will eliminate what Tenchi did to you..." "Oh Ryo-Oh-Ki!" Sasami cried as she grasp the anamorphic aruond her chest. "What happened to you? and to Tenchi?" "Tenchi's dead." Kawaibo began. "And as for me, I've 'evolved', so to speak... Ryo-Oh-Ki's no more... Now there is only Kawaibo. At least, to the outside world, that is..." she added with a twinkle in her eye. "What do you mean?" Sasami queried wonderingly. "Ah, my dear princess..." Kawaibo began. "That can wait... I have some more news for you, though. Sad as it might seem, your sister has been called back to the Jurai kingdom to become Queen. Unfortunently, your parents thought it best for you to remain after what has happened. But don't worry, I'll allways protect you..." "WHAT?" Sasami cried out thru the tears. "My own family's turned against me in my hour of need?!? No!!!" she screamed, running to the visiphone & calling her mother. "Mom!" she screamed at the blank picture. "Pick up!" Finally, a youngish-looking face appeared in the screen. "Mom..." Sasami cried. "How could you do it... I'm your daughter..." "I'm sorry," Sasami's mother began. "But we couldn't bring you home just yet. Because of your 'condition', if you were to be brought home, utter turmoil would erupt thru out the entire kingdom. Someday, after you've healed enough, we can bring you home... But for now, know that we will allways love you, as will Kawaiibo, who rescued you from that evil monster. Know that she has been knighted as your official body guard, & will allways be there for you. Goodbye, my daughter..." "Goodbye..." was all Sasami could muster before collapsing to the floor in tears. Slowly, Kawaibo let herself out. Sasami needed to collect her thoughts for herself. Colapsing to the floor, Kawaibo allowed herself to do what her body had needed to do from the start of all of this. She cried. The End ************* This is intended to be a one-shot, but I've allready started writing the sequel... E-Mail me at sfe_otaku@hotmail.com with any C&C you have... I didn't intend for it to happen this way. I was going to use Kagato, & have Kawaibo morph back into cabbit-form & 'clense' Sasami, thus making them lovers in the end. But it just evolved into this. I plan on putting Darkened Dreams: Part 2 on the net soon (20k allready, & I'm not done yet! ;p). Also, I'm writing a story with a very talented young lady named Sailor Mac! That should be out soon, as well... Finally, I'm writing two Ranma fanfics: One hentai & one non-hentai... I think you'll like them. *sighs* If you want to check out my non-hentai fanfics, please go to http://members.tripod.com/~fanfics Anyhoo, peace & have fun!---Steve ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com