Urusei Yatsura Xenophilia

	"Urusei Yatsura Xenophilia" is a hentai fan-fict based on the
Japanese Anime/Manga "Urusei Yatsura." As a hentai story, this is only for
mature eyes and those not offended by sexual materials and the like. There
is no hard core material here such as rape or gross acts of sexual
perversion, but none the less, don't read it if you're not mature enough.

	
Black Mantle	


Issue 1: Never Dance with the Ice Queen

	Neptune, planet of ice...

	Cutting through the crisp and cold air, a small yellow ship flew
with speed and grace towards several mighty diamond-shaped structures,
positioned high in the sky by small narrow towers. Slowing as it descended,
the disc shaped flying machine landed just outside the largest of the
monolithic structures. Several small figures dressed totally in white
approached the landed ship. From the smooth curves of the vessel, a door
opened and two other people left, wearing totally different outfits from
that of the greeting party.

	From the group in white, a lone figure with long purple hair
approached. "Lum, it is good that you and your fiancé have come for a
visit."

	A young lady wearing a thick jumpsuit made of tiger fur walked up.
"You did invite us after all."

	"Oh, yes. I did, didn't I?"

	The other traveler ran up to his hostess and pulled out a bouquet of
flowers. "A little present from Earth, Oyuki. We knew you have so few
flowers here so."

	Oyuki took the colorful bouquet; its colors were in great contrast,
especially to the solid white of the snow-covered ground. Oyuki smiled.
"Thank you Ataru, I'll find a beautiful place to put these."

	Ataru smiled back with a clumsy grimace at Oyuki's satisfaction. Lum
saw it and elbowed him in the ribs to stop his stupid glaring.

	"Oof. Why did you do that?"

	Lum glared back; "I know that look."

	Oyuki paid little attention to their bickering. "Please, let's get
out of the cold and head inside."

	Ataru turned his attention back to the ice queen and continues with
his silly smile. "Lead the way."

	Lum rolled her eyes. "Oh brother."

		* * *

	Inside, Ataru, Lum and Oyuki had removed their outer clothing and
were in their normal 'clothes', sitting down and drinking tea. Ataru was
still covered, especially in contrast to Lum's tiger skin bikini and Oyuki's
orange one piece, which plunged from her breasts to her navel. He more than
enjoyed being in the company of the scantly dressed girls, though he would
have preferred being without Lum's dominating presence.

	"So, you must tell me what has been happening since I had last been
to Earth."

	Lum pulled her cup from her lips. "Not much, just the usual."

	"Sounds like a lot has been happening then."

	Ataru cut in with his usual dopey smile. "Don't get us started. Ran
tried another of her tricks again; she ended up in the hospital for a week.
Mendou tried to kill me about four times over the last month. Ryuu and her
father are still at each other's throats over her future, and her sexuality.
It's so nice to get away to someplace peaceful like here." Ataru leaned
towards his hostess. "How about showing us just how peaceful it is here."

	Lum knew what Ataru meant by the last line and gave him the evil
eye.

	"Well, I suppose there will be plenty of time for that, you will
stay for... how long can you stay?"

	Lum wanted to jump in before Ataru could try to send her childhood
friend anymore signals. "Well, with the recent damage to the school, it'll
be at least a week."

	"So, what caused it this time?"

	Ataru got in first. "Kurama dropped by again, looking for a husband
again. She's getting desperate, when she found out that Nagisa was really a
guy, he couldn't shake her. If it weren't for her dad, Ryuu would probably
have just let Kurama take him. Most of the school had no idea why Kurama
would want another girl."

	"They still have trouble getting Ryuu's and Nagisa's true genders
straightened out?"

	Lum took the conversation back. "Yeah, Ryuu still attracts girls
like a magnet, and Nagisa still lures the guys, yet Ryuu still avoids
Nagisa. I figure that the way they've been raised, they'll have no one else
but each other."

	Oyuki turned to the human. "And what of your mistress?"

	"Mistress? Oh, you mean Shinobu. She's met some guy named Inaba,
he's kinda hard to explain."

	"Ah, so it's just you and Lum now?"

	"That's how it's always been." Lum casts a glare at Ataru. "Right,
Darling?"

	"Uh... right."

	"Oh. I figured that there was something between you two."

	Ataru had to watch what he said with Lum breathing down his neck.
"We're just friends."

	"Then I guess I shouldn't be calling her 'mistress' then, pity, I
thought you two looked good together. You know, you could have made a nice
threesome."

	Ataru was turned on by the idea, and Lum could see it in his eyes.
"Darling, you get those ideas out of your head right NOW!"

	"Aaaahh!"

	ZZZAAAPPP!

		* * *

	A little later, Ataru was in bed, recovering from his rather
dreadful tea party. Now starting to gain some remittance of consciousness,
he looked around the room. The chamber was large with a set of double doors
leading outside, and a set of four folding doors marking a closet. To his
right was a large bureau, he couldn't tell if the bureau was full or not,
but his and Lum's empty luggage was lying next to it. Ataru looked to the
left to the sound of flushing water.

	"Awake, are we?"

	"No thanks to you."

	Lum sat down on the bed. It was now that Ataru realized that there
was only one bed, and both his and hers luggage were there.

	"So, where are you sleeping?"

	"Right here silly."

	Lum floated right above him and landed on him. She gazed into his
eyes with a passion he hadn't seen in a while. Not since Lum thought that
they were married had Lum given him that suggestive stare. Ataru knew what
she wanted, and it was he. She moved closer to him, puckering her lips, she
prepared to kiss Ataru straight on the lips.

	Knock, knock.

	"Lum, Ataru?" Oyuki stepped in, "Dinner's ready, you hungry?"

	Ataru slipped out from under the Oni and skipped over to Oyuki,
seemingly unhurt. "Why, yes, I am very hungry."

	Oyuki smiled and left, Ataru followed. Disgruntled, Lum leapt off
the bed and tagged along.

		* * *

	After dinner, Lum, Oyuki and Ataru were walking down a hallway.

	Ataru moved up to the Neptunian queen. "So, how about that tour you
promised?"

	"Well, I guess I can show you around for a bit."

	"Sounds great! Right, Lum?"

	Lum muttered, "Yeah."

	Oyuki proceeded to show Ataru and Lum around the castle, revealing
many of the sites Neptune had to offer, not the least of which were all of
Oyuki's servants, beautiful maidens any of whom could easily grab Ataru's
attention, and many of them did. Oyuki soon led then to an enormous chamber
with three large swimming pools inside, each of them appeared to be Olympic
size, and all were heated.

	"These are our heated pools, if you want to take a swim some time,
come on down."

	Lum was quite amazed at the structural marvel. "When did you put
this in?"

	"A few months ago. After I first saw Earth and noticed how everyone
seemed to enjoy frolicking in the water, I though it'd be nice to have them
here."

	Lum then took her eyes of the room for a second to look at Ataru,
who was admiring more than just the water. What befell his eyes were the
swimmers, dozens of beautiful women, each wearing various sizes of
swimsuits, ranging from conservative one-pieces to risqué bikinis.

	Ataru stopped drooling just long enough to mutter, "Actually, I
would like to take a swim."

	"DARLING!"

	Ataru realized what he said and turned around to a seriously peeved
Lum.

	"You stop looking at those girls right NOW!"

	Ataru screamed as he ran away followed closely by Lum and her
lightning bolts.

	Oyuki was left behind. "Such a pity, the tour was going along just
fine."

		* * *

	Elsewhere in the castle, Ataru was still running for his life with
virtually no one to help him. Out of breath, Ataru leaned up against a wall
to take a break.

	"Darling, you get back here and take your medicine!"

	Ataru was about to run for it again, when a door opened and a hand
reached out. Ataru was pulled into the door, and it closed behind him. Lum
passed by, accompanied by the melodious sound of high-pitched magical music.

	Ataru waited until Lum was gone before turning to thank his savior.

	"Oyuki?"

	"Are you alright?"

	"Yeah, I'll be fine." Ataru started to move towards his
purple-haired heroine. "Allow me to show you my gratitude."

	Oyuki backed away from Ataru until he directed her to her bed. He
leaned her down onto the soft mattress and was soon atop her.

	"Oh my, this seems all to familiar."

	"I've dreamed about how we may have ended up on that fateful night,
how your life and mine might have been destined if we had continued to the
end, if t wasn't...?" Ataru stopped his 'poetry' when he realized something.
"Oyuki, where's B-bo?"

	"Oh, he's up north visiting relatives."

	"Relatives?" visions of those large behemoths flashed in Ataru's
head. One of them was bad enough, but a whole family of them? The horrendous
vision soon left and he returned to his beautiful pray.

	"Now, where were we?"

	Oyuki whimpered with her usual absence of feeling, "Oh, please
don't."

	"Don't give me that Oyuki, you're a girl, I'm a guy, it was meant to
be." 

	Ataru slid onto Oyuki, forcing her into the soft underlay, pushing
her towards the headboard with a passionate kiss. As they approached the
pillows, the friction between Oyuki and the covers of the bed revealed
itself at just the right time. Just as her head reached the pillows, the
back of her suit pulled away the front, opening up to reveal her bare chest
and her soft delicate breasts. This was clinch time, it was now that would
determine Oyuki's intention. The exposure of herself to Ataru would either
grind the proceedings to a halt, or signify the continuation to climax.

	"Oh dear, you play rough don't you, please be more gentle with me."

	Ataru certainly wouldn't take that as a 'no.' He gazed down upon the
fields of skin, those two mounds peaked by two little stubs of red were
among the most beautiful things he had seen on this barren wasteland of a
planet. Leaning down, Ataru made to get an even closer look at those
wondrous organs.

	One annoying though crossed his mind, 'tis would probably be the
worst time for Lum...'

	"DARLING!"

	Ataru and Oyuki looked up to see Lum, floating a few meters above
them. Lum was infuriated, seeing her 'fiancé' hovering over her long-time
friend's breasts.

	"I don't believe this! No sooner than you get away, and you're
raping my childhood friend!"

	Ataru tried his usual pathetic attempt at debate. "'Rape'?, now wait
a minute, what two consenting adults do between them isn't rape!"

	"Two consenting adults?! Darling, you're going to get it this time!"

	Ataru's eyes closed shut in anticipation for the coming onslaught.

	ZAP!

	Ataru's eyes winced open. Before him, Lum's anger, frozen in a solid
block of ice.

	"She was become bothersome. I didn't want to do that, but she was
getting violent."

	Ataru was stunned at the site.

	Oyuki turned to him. "Shall we continue?"

	"Are you sure." Ataru couldn't believe what he was saying, he was
holding back. "We can't with her there."

	Oyuki looked back to her frozen friend. "She'll be alright after we
thaw her out."

	Oyuki reached over towards Ataru's waist and pulled his shirt out of
his pants. With one quick and smooth move, she pulled his shirt clean off,
revealing his bare chest, then threw the piece of clothing on Lum, covering
her head.

	"There, now she won't disturb us."

	Oyuki lay back down onto the mat, waiting for Ataru to resume. Ataru
leaned down and placed his lips around Oyuki's left nipple, sucking on it
hard.

	"Oh, Ataru, you're such an animal."

	Ataru moved to her right nipple, which was now as hard as ice. His
hands had moved to other points on Oyuki's body, one behind her back, the
other groping her left breast. Oyuki's hands also made for her opposition.
Both started at Ataru's back, but made their way up front to Ataru's pants,
opening the button and zipper. Pulling away the sides, she slid his pants
down his legs.

	Ataru got up off Oyuki, giving her the chance to remove her clothes.
Continuing to hold his pants, she proceeded to pull them the rest of the
way. En route, she took his socks and pulled them all off, leaving him with
just his underwear. Ataru followed suit by sliding his hands into Oyuki's
suit, and pulling it down her waist, then to her legs. With no panties,
Oyuki's opening was freely exposed. A slit into her delicate skin, a small
orbs protruding in the front, all shielded by a tuft of purple hair,
symmetrical, almost shaped into a perfect presentation piece for the center
of her sexual construct. Ataru was stunned, his only movement came from his
mouth, which started to drool, and his abdomen, as a protrusion started to
form from under the fabric.

	Unwilling to wait anymore, Ataru grabbed his shorts and feverously
pulled them down, revealing his penis, which was hard enough to break
through a foot of ice. Oyuki was amazed at the size of Ataru's penis and
gazed at it. Reaching out, she touched it, and both blushed. Oyuki took
Ataru's boxers and pulled them off. Ataru then took Oyuki's outfit and
pulled it the rest of the way, leaving them both totally nude.

	Oyuki's hands returned to Ataru's penis, her left caressed the long
rod, the right moved to stroke the underside, teasing his balls. Ataru could
feel the heat of her touch on his skin, and moved down, reaching out to
return the favor. His hands interlaced between Oyuki's and one caressed her
side, the other went between her legs and rubbed her crotch. Oyuki could
feel his hands, forcing themselves into her flesh, when he suddenly touched
the small, spherical point.

	"Ah!"

	Ataru stopped and looked down. Seeing Oyuki's reaction, he realized
that small point was her clitoris. He reached down and pinched it, getting
another gasp from Oyuki. Feeling around, he started to probe Oyuki's labia,
thumbing around until he managed to get his middle finger into Oyuki's soft
slit. Pushing in, he could feel her vagina gripping his finger, it was soft,
warm and wet. With further teasing, he managed to get his ring finger
inside, his pinky and index fingers caressed her labia while his thumb
pressed her clit. All five now rubbed and stroked and pushed.

	"Ah, oh. That's good... don't stop..."

	Oyuki couldn't stay in control of herself. Reaching down, she
grabbed the insides of her legs, pulling them apart, leaning back and
waiting for Ataru to go for the kill. Ataru looked down, now with a clear
view at Oyuki's vagina, and what he was doing. Pulling out, he could see
trickles of cum emerging from her passage. Ataru gulped with what sounded
like a river flowing through his throat. Hesitating a second, he slowly
moved down, placing his hand on just either side of Oyuki for support, then
looked down to guide his member into Oyuki's waiting hole. A glint of fear
crossed his eyes, and sweat seemed to pour out of every pore in his body as
he moved closer.

	He though to himself, "I can't believe I'm gonna..."

	"Ataru, wait!" Oyuki immediately moved her hands to cover her
vagina.

	"Oyuki?"

	"Ataru, are you a virgin?"

	Ataru was most stunned by the question, it seemed almost too late to
ask now, but it was a welcome break to the tension. Ataru tried to act
manly, though it ended up dopey as usual.

	"Me, a virgin? Come now, I'm too much of a man to still be a..." He
looked into Oyuki's eyes and realized he wasn't fooling her. "Yes, I am."

	Oyuki turned on her side, her leg blocking Ataru from penetrating
her.

	"What is it?"

	"I thought..." Oyuki looked up to Lum's frozen figure. "I just
figured that you and Lum would've done it by now. Though I have no regrets
about sneaking a quickie, your virginity is a very special thing, and I
wouldn't live with myself if I stole that from her. It's something you
should be sharing with Lum, not me."

	"But..." Ataru looked at Lum, and he realized that Oyuki was right,
he would have preferred Lum.

	Oyuki raised her hand, and the statue shattered, Lum's cold form
fell, leaning on the side of the bed. Ataru jumped back, expecting Lum to
turn around and fry him good. Her form did not move.

	"She's still frozen, we need to thaw her out." Oyuki took the Oni
and laid her on the bed. "I know of only one sure way to do that. Get her
boots."

	Ataru moved to Lum's feet and remover her boots while Oyuki
unfastened her bra. Lum's breasts looked like Oyuki's save for the bluish
tint her skin had. Her nipples were totally erect, hardened by the cold.
Oyuki then moved down and pulled down Lum's bikini bottom past her knees.
Ataru took it from there and removed it. Looking up, he could see that Lum's
form was as well shaped as Oyuki's, The only part he never saw before was a
sight. The labia, the clit, it looked much like Oyuki's, but her hair was
different, not only was it dark green, a bit darker than her hair, it was
more erratic, more natural, unlike Oyuki's which seemed to have been
carefully groomed, this hair went where it wanted.

	"Well, come on, she's your fiancée."

	"What?" Ataru woke from his stunned state and realized what Oyuki
meant. Touching Lum, only now did he feel her cold clammy skin.

	"Come on, Ataru. It may feel like a cold shower, but once you get
finished, you'll be begging for one."

	Ataru took then chance and laid down, face first on the comatose
Oni, bringing his lips to hers. His penis was once again hardening,
regardless of the cold, which actually seemed to stimulate him even more.

	"Hold it back, Ataru, let's try to get you two to go together."

	In back, Oyuki was pushing her fingers into Lum's vagina, stoking
the fire. Her inside was still quite warm, and was becoming very wet. From
her lifeless body, movement emerged, her legs twitched slightly to signify
life.

	"That seems good enough, come on Ataru, time to go in."

	Ataru shifted his abdomen to point his penis for Lum, without
looking, he naturally directed himself to her, just rubbing the outside.

	"Here, allow me." Oyuki took his penis, and guided it in.

	Ataru could feel the inside of Lum, on his penis her vagina was
burning, almost sponge-like and soaking wet, even more so than Oyuki's on
his fingers. He almost went on just that, but Oyuki wouldn't allow that. She
gripped the base tightly, blocking his erection. She placed two fingers from
her other hand slipped in underneath and started to tease Lum again, Ataru
could also feel the touch of Oyuki's hand, and the pain from her not letting
him go.

	A weak moan emerged from Lum "Aaaa..."

	She reached out, and her cold arms wrapped around Ataru. The chill
quickly penetrated into his spine, acting to turn him on even more. As life
continued to return to Lum's body, she reacted even more to Ataru's
advances, shifting and contorting, moaning every few seconds, her breath
sped up to a panting. Oyuki saw her squirming, and continued to stroke her
vagina, faster and harder, waiting until the time was right. Pushing in as
many fingers as possible, she stretched Lum as far as possible while Ataru
was pushing his penis in a series of erratic beats. With one move, she
pulled out and released Ataru.

	"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!"

	Both Ataru and Lum screamed together as Lum thrust her pelvis high
into the air, with Ataru along for the ride. Oyuki was almost knocked back
off the bed. After regaining her balance, she looked on; her view allowed
her to see the pulsations in both Ataru and Lum. Lum's vagina was constantly
contracting and relaxing, sucking on Ataru's penis, which also pulsated,
spraying its load into Lum. Oyuki could see a stream of cum pouring like a
river from Lum's vagina, much more than Oyuki had ever seen. Highly excited,
Oyuki placed her hands in her own pussy, and started to stroke.

	For what seemed like several hours, or at least five minutes, Ataru
and Lum ran on cruise control without any further stimulation. After that,
they started at it again, both fully active, they caressed each other,
stroking each other, the insertion of Ataru into Lum was becoming frequent
and harmonious. They climaxed a few more times, sometimes together,
sometimes disjoint, but they were both involved.

	"Oh, Darling. That was incredible."

	Ataru couldn't respond, she was in a total stupor and could only
respond with a dopey smile. He rolled off her, his penis extracted itself
with a load "splush" sound, totally covered in juice.

	Ataru was amazed by the residual moisture. "Shit!"

	Lum looked down at the gobs of her cum which covered her labia,
inner legs, the sheets beneath her, and still kept coming. "We Oni are quite
sexually active, we produce a lot, but I have to admit that I never got this
much when I do myself."

	"There's no way I could compete with that."

	Lum and Ataru looked up to see Oyuki, whose masturbation had also
yielded a similar effect, but barely a candle to Lum's torch. Lum then
remembered the events which led to her and Ataru's encounter.

	"Wait a minute. I came in here while you two were getting it on!"

	Oyuki blushed while Ataru was preparing for the worst.

	"True. But now that you and Ataru have done it, I hope you'll let us
go at it."

	"What?!"

	"Look at it." Oyuki pointed out Ataru's large member. "I certainly
can't let something that big get by without getting it once. Besides, if it
weren't for me, you'd have never done it, you should reward me for my
charity to let you take his virginity. And, I believe he may have taken
yours too, am I right?"

	Lum had to admit it, Oyuki was right, this was her first time. She
never allowed any other man near her, not even Rei. But that wasn't enough.

	"Forget it, your 'charity' gets you off the hook, but you can't have
Darling."

	"Come on Lum, just this once. Ataru is willing."

	Lum looked over to see Ataru's smile; that was enough to tell her
the truth.

	"No! He's mine, so you can just forget it."

	Ataru placed his hands on her shoulders. "Come on Lum, don't be so
greedy. What's say we do a menage-à-trois?"

	"What?! DARLING!"

	ZAP!

		* * *

	For the rest of the night, two figures seduced each other. A lone
figure laid on the ground, locked in an awkward shape, inside a block of
ice.

	END