Shutaro Mendou <71603.1073@CompuServe.COM> This is a Lemonesque story. If you are offended by this sort of thing stop right now. Also while this story may have sex in it I will try to make it an actual STORY. Thank you again E-mail me at 71603, 1073@compuserve.com I want to know what you think Constructive criticism will be greatly appreciated. Flames will be Laughed at and then Cheerfully thrown out. I hope you enjoy the story as well. I tried to make it more in the style of the movies and the overall feel of Lum. This can be hard to do with a Lemon story as most that I have seen lose much in the translation. SMendou ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Urusei Yatsura : The Kidnapping (Lemon) It was Saturday and as usual, Lum was bored. She couldn't stand him any more. Ataru was being a jerk again as usual. She could usually convince herself that Ataru really did love her. But today Lum wasn't sure. You see today was the Anniversary of their engagement/marraige. Lum had a heartache that she had never felt before. Ataru never even gave it a second thought when Lum said that she had a suprise for him today. He just said "Later Lum, later." The breeze that came in through the window blew her long green hair around. Tears began to flow around her cheeks. Ataru's parents weren't home for the whole weekend and lum tried her best to make it the perfect evening. Everything was perfect tonight. Everything was perfect. Everything except for the fact that the man that she loved more than life itself was not there. Lum gave a deep sigh. and turned to the clock. it was 5:00. Lum had told Ataru to be there by 6:00 but from his response earlier to her she feared he wouldn't be home by then. The worst part was that they hadn't even made love yet. "I could have alny man in the galaxy Darling" she whispered to herself. "many have tried but I'm only attracted to you. You're the one who eludes me Darling, but maybe one day I'll hear the words 'I love you Lum' come from your mouth." Lum continued to cry. She looked at herself in the mirror and wished he were there wiping her tears, but he wasn't and she was alone, waiting , hoping that he would finally show up. She had never even kissed him, ever. She began to want him more and more. Soon she couldn't take it anymore. Lum closed the shades to the room and locked the door, just as a precaution, and began to take off her bikini. She sat on The bed and began to move her hands all over her body. Tingles rushed through her as she slowly came to her breast. With her thumb and forefinger she began to caress her nipple. The waves of pleasure began to move through her body. She woked her other hand below her waist and began to tease her clit, faster and faster it went until she felt spasms hit her hips. Then she moved her other hand to hold her lips open as her right hand probed deeper. for several minutes she stroked herself until finally she gave out a shrill cry of ecstacy. She wanted more, slowly she moved her hand in and out again and she began to reach a second orgasm. Finally she came in a gush leaving a nice sized wet spot on the bed. Lifting herself up from the spot where the was laying Lum looked down at the fruit of her labor she gave a slight smirk. "Well I suppose Darling's sheets needed changing anyway." After the sheets were changed It was 5:25. "Good," she thought. "enough time to take a shower and get ready in case darling shows up." She knew it was an Impossibility, but she hoped nonetheless." As she stepped into the shower she prayed that her Darling, Ataru Moroboshi would really be hers tonight. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- AT 5:45 P.M AN EARTHQUAKE HIT TOKYO NOT SUPRISINGLY THE EPICENTER WAS DIRECTLY UNDER THE HOUSE OF THE INFAMOUS ATARU MOROBOSHI. THE SUPRISE IS THE HOUSE ALONG WITH, EVERYTHING ELSE IN TOKYO WAS UNDAMAGED. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- "C'mon Megane," "NO!" "Pleease" "NO!" "PREETY PLEEASE" "NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO!" "I'll swipe you one of Lum's panties..." "Uh... O...K...NO! FOR THE LAST TIME ATARU NO. THIS PARTY IS MY BIG BREAK I WILL NOT LET YOU RUIN IT FOR ME! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME YOU LECHEROUS IDIOT?? GOOD-BYE" "FINE YOU SON OF A BITCH LEAVE YOUR BEST FREIND BEHIND!!!!!!!!" Ataru screamed "GO TO HELL" Well That sucked, His best freind had just left him behind to go to the social event of the century, The Mendo Clan's 1000th aniversary." Out of his whole class only he hadn't been invited. The worst part was that everything was closed. Nothing was going on tonight other than the party. And because of the earthquake, everthing was closed. "Oh well let's see if that beefbowl restaurant is open." Ataru went to grab his wallet and remembered that he had left it Megane's place. "Shit!!" "Hello Ataru," out of nowhere popped Cherry. "My you look unlucky this evening" "How is it that you can appear at the times when It's the most annoying Cherry" "FATE!!" "Should've known" "I may be predictable but I'm usually right." "Anyway,you know where I can find some free food?" "Isn't Lum throwing you a suprise anniversary party?" " Gee... if it was a suprise than I wouldn't Know about it would I ?" " Good Point. " " Anyway her cooking stinks." "She said that she was ordering suliyaki just for you. She's been saving up for months to throw this for you." "She did that for me?" "I can' t tell you it's a suprise." " You've already told me you deranged monk." "Well, I have haven't I ? Anyway I don't know what time it starts at. Bye" "Wait... damned preist. Wait, didn't Lum say that she wanted me at home by 6:00..? It's 5:55 right now, I've got to hurry." ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Shinobu was lost in the Mendo house. Wearing her brand new black evening gown. "1000 years and they couldn't create a map of the place, figures." She was lost, completely lost, other than having a bit too much to drink and being more than just a wee bit tipsy, she had to go. BAD!!! She had left more than a 1/2 hour ago and still couldn't find the bathroom. And when the earthquake hit, she almost lost it. "Of the several hundred bathrooms that they had, why can't I find one of them. This house has got to be bigger than the Macross. Well anyway, the search continues." "Miss Shinobu, there you are, I've been looking for you." It was Mendo. "When you didn't return , I feared you had lost your way, and then, when the earthquake hit I feared that somthing hideous had happened to you. Right then I left my conversation with this Drop-dead gorgeous pig-tailed girl to see if you were alright." "Shutaro?" "I'm here,: "Bathroom." "Oh yes, I see. Well, there isn't another lavatory for another 72 quadrents. Can you hold it?" "..............N..........o.........I.........ca.............n't" "Then I must resort to.......(drumroll).........The Mendo Clan Private Lavatories_TM. Follow me Shinobu." Shinobu followed Mendo into the Quadrent's Master Bedroom. As they approached the far wall Mendo screamed :"ALPHA, GAMMA, THETA, OMEGA, RAMU". Instantly the wall opened and out came a full sized toilet. "You are the first outsider ever to use the Clan Lavatories." "Th..............anks................If..............you'll........ exc...........use.....me" "But of course my lady." From outside of the room Mendo heard a sound not unlike a downpour, then a sigh of relief. "Shutaro, that was very chivalrous what you did for me, thank you. Why did you come searching for me, why me, I'm sure that there were much more attractive girls you could make passes at and seduce." I was worried Shinobu, I couldn't stand it if somthing happened to you. Ever since my first day at Tomobiki I've liked you the best." "I've wanted you since I first laid eyes on you Shutaro" "Shinobu" "Make love to me Shutaro" Shinobu kisses him deeply. Mendo is stunned at first but joins in the kiss. Mendou was fiddling with the zipper to Shiobu's dress but the zipper didn't want to give. Shinobu wanted to give Mendo a little incentive and unzipped his fly. Putting her hand through his underwear fly she began to play with him. That incentive worked when he finally undid her zipper. Her nightgown fell off in a second, Leaving her in a bra, panties, and pantyhose. Shinobu told Shutro to stand back. He did. Shinobu began to sultrily pull of hr under wear. When she was done Mendou licked his lips. He realized now as he had before that she truly was a good looking girl. He dove towards her and began to suck on her breasts. She gave a slight moan and began to sweat. Tracing a line with his tounge Mendo finally got to her nether-regions. Using his tounge to tease her clit he brought her to the extreme of pleasure. He sent his face full force into her pussy and used his tounge to probe her inner area. "Oh Shutaro" she screamed as he brought her to the brink of an orgasm. She grinded her hips ino his face as her juices came out. Shutaro began to remove all of his clothing. "Be gentle..." she said. "I'ts... my first time." She guided him into her and was wracked with pleasure. When he reached her Hymen he stopped for a second and pushed back in with great force. Shinobu screamed as her walls broke down, but then, her pain turns to pleasure . The great pleasure she was feeling could never be achieved by masturbating. Her breaths became shallower and shallower as she rose to her climax. She could tell Mendo was ready too. With a shout she climaxed, and right after, Mendo did too. "Shall we head back to the party, Shinobu?" She looked at him with a flushed face "Sure. Why not? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ataru raced through the streets to get home. Lum was there. He had to get there. Sukiaki was there. He HAD to get there. He ran and ran and ran.......................... and ran until he finally got home. Ataru glanced at his watch 5:59. Good, right on time. Sraightening himself up he waled in the door. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Lum! Son-in-law!" "Lum! Son-in-law!" It was Lum's father. "Hey !!!!!!!!!!!!" Ataru screamed. " Happy Anniversary son-in-law.." He said as he glided down from the second story window. "Where's Lum?" " I don't know, " Ataru said with a downtrodden look on his face. "she's gone." ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Every time she had disappeared before she had left somthing, some indication that she come back, or some indication of where she was going. This time there was nothing. Nada. Zero. Zip. Zilch. Nothing. Weirder still, was the fact that he ship was still in orbital park. She simply vanished without a trace. Somthing was definitely up. Only one person had the Technology to find her. We knew she was on the planet. That was the first clue. Time to get the people he knew would help. "Father-in-law" he screamed, "to Mendo's" "Oh stupid son in law , I Don't know where it is." he replied. "Just look for the property that's bigger than Tokyo." Ataru said. "You can't miss it" On the way to Mendo's A message came in on the VidPhone. An Oni soldier appeared on the screen. "I just got this message sir." He said to the king."Benten from the Gods of Luck is also missing, What could this mean?" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mendou and Shinobu finally made it back to the party. Nobody seemed to notice them walk in a bit flushed. The reason was that most people were watching this guy with a ponytail run like a bat out of hell from this cat who was chasing him. It was a hilarious sight yo behold. "Hey Mendo your finally back. I was looking fot ya." Mendo was trying to remember the guy's name. He met him at Furinken High. He always wore a bandana and his name started with an R............... Before Mendo had a chance to finish his train of thought the mystery man asked him "Hey where's the bathroom?" "The door in the back of the room on the center of the wall." Mendou replied. "Please do wash your hands. Or I will be forced to shoot you." "Gotcha.... Later." "IT WAS THERE THE WHOLE TIME ???????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Shinobu screamed. "Well," he replied "You never asked me. Besides we were too far away at the time; you couldn't have made it. Anyway the other way was much more f........................." Mendo turned his head. The Crowd was now watching the same cat now chasing a the red-haired girl he was talking to before." The entire pary of 10,000 looked up to see the Oni mothership above them. The ceiling was gone. A beam of light shot down from the ship dropping Ataru right in the middle of the room. All at once, 1/23 of the guests at the party said "ATARU I TOLD YOU NOT TO COME HERE YOU PARTY CRASHING BASTARD. YOU EVEN SCREWED UP THE CEILING! YOU MORON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ataru screamed back. "THIS IS IMPORTANT. ITS URGENT ITS TRUELY VERY URGENTLY IMPORTAN..." "GET TO THE POINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "Sorry, ...ahem...Lum is missing!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- 2hrs. later the search is still going on. Mendo is on the phone talking to his agents. He gets a sad look on his face. "...nothing , then call me back later and keep searching" An attendant walks up to him. "Damage report Jeeves." "Yessir. 100,000 windows were shattered, the roof of the banquet hall was completely destroyed, 3 extras died, the... hours'derves were ruined..." "Oh God...not the hours'derves! Anything else?" "Yessir the Plumbing in the hall bathroom broke, And we found him there." Points to black pig with bandana aruond neck. "We found it crawling in a tux sir, what shall we do with him?" "He looks tasty, put him with the other pigs, maybe I'll boil him when I get back" As Jeeves took the pig back it almost looked like it was praying. Ataru comes up to Mendo and begins to speak "Lum's dad thinks we should call the police." "Has he no faith in my forces?" "Not when half of your forces are searching Tahiti and the others are in the Riviera" " That's natural, they've finished searcing Rio" "I'll call the cops. 'nuff said" Ataru picks up the phone and calls the police and when they finally answer: "Hello Police!" "Yes I'd like to report a missing person. She's about 5'10" and has green hair and horns" "You don't watch TV much do you. Turn on any channel. Bye." Ataru hangs, up puzzled Mendo comes up to him. "Well, what did they say?" "She said turn on the TV." "Jeeves turn on the TV!" Mendo commanded. "Yes sir." Jeeves replied. As Jeeves goes to turn on the TV the tension mounts until finally.... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- TV: (presented in script format) An unknown's face and body appear on the screen , he is very well built. He speaks with a southern accent. UNKNOWN: I am Arthur ruler of the Windarians You have Ignored my requests. Now I will make good on my claims to rape one of these two girls. We created the Earthquakes to disract people while we kidnapped Lum. We are SUPREME............HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!! ahem... Now, down to business. The screen pans down to Lum and Benten in shackles Lum is in her bikini except for the bottom which is down to her knees. Benten is in the same position. UNKNOWN (OFFSCREEN): I told you that if The Oni and the Gods of Luck didn't surrender to us within 2 hours of this original broaadcast we would have our way with one of them. Now I make good on my promise. In another two hours, If you have not surrendered the one who was raped will die and the one who wasn't will be. Do you understand me ? You'd better. And now on to the show... Benten you're first. But first I give Lum a taste of what's to come. By the way I'm Zed not Arthur. Lum and Benten have very scared looks on their faces as Zed comes closer to Lum, she tries to move away. He massages her clit for a few seconds. Afterwords he signals someone to come "get" benten. The Man, gets behind her and begins to pump. Benten Attempts to drown the sensation. She's a cold fish. ZED: Rmember in 2 hours benten dies and Lum gets raped. You will never find me in time. I AM SUPREME I"M INVINCIBLE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Think I'll have a go. Zed then shoots the man raping Benten and kicks him aside. Zed gets on his knees and begins to lick Benten's pussy. Lum can't bear to watch what is going on and shuts her eyes. Benten's face became flushed as she swore at Zed. He slapped her once, pulled out his dick and began to rape her. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- At seeing this Ataru's, Megane's, and Mendo's rages grow they see what is happening and know that they must stop it from continuing. Mendo barks at the console "Give me a trace on that transmission. " The Console beeps back "3rd planet of Tao Alpha" "Now the ultimate of engineering, created by Biko my chief engeneer, The.............(ta-da) Mendou Super Space Suit_TM." "Great," Ataru retorts "how do I get it on?" "Well", Mendo answers. "First you find a girl, then you take out Captain Willi..." "The Suit you MORON, THE SUIT!!!!!!" "No Idea" "None at all ?" "Nope" "OOOOOOOOOOK... Mendo, How about a different plan?" Ataru suggested. "Sir," he says to the King, "What's your fastest ship?" "The Alpha," the King replies "But it only holds 4 people. And only 3 get guns." "Megane!" Ataru Barked "Mendo, Shinobu come on! I lead the Attack!" All 3 say "Yessir" (none know why) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- On the way to Tao Alpha C, Ataru thinks about Lum and the times that they've had. From the first time they met, to the time that she saved him from humiliation that one Christmas. She always stood by him and never gave up on him. All she asked of hom was his love, and she never got paid. He comes to the conclusion that he really does love her. And knows that he has to do this. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- When the Alpha arrives and everybody gets out, the guns are given to the guys. After a short distance, they come to a Three way fork in the tunnel. "Mendou you take the right , Megane you take the left, Shinobu you stay here and gaurd the ship " Ataru ordered. " I'm taking the middle." ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- After 40 minutes of boredom and running Ataru finally sees some light, "No traps or anything, This guy is overconfidant. " finally he makes it through. Zed turns to se Ataru standing In one of the room's three doorways with a laser gun. "Trying to take me on huh, well you'll have to get Bob first" Zed claps his hands. Suddenly A HUGE human comes out to beat Ataru to a pulp. "BOB ZMASH" "BOB KILL" as Bob is saying this Zed is laughing. "God I HATE it when that damned monk is right." At this point Ataru turns to what he's best at, he runs, for several minutes he runs until he in caught in a corner. Suddenly as Bob runs toward him he dodges out of the way. Bob hits the wall with a Base shaking thud. "BOB ANGRY" Bob grabs Ataru's gun and throws it away. suddenly a girder, loosened by the thud, falls on Bob; SQUISH. The gun that Bob threw just happened (In an anime sort of way ) to hit Zed. knocking him unconcious. Ataru realizes his chance and begins to un-shackle Benten, For a second he nuzzles her pussy and continues to un-shackle her. Lum looks severely pissed. "Darling!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "Don't worry Lum." he said "Just because I love you dosen't mean I'm not a lech. I'll try to cut down though." Lum thought she was dreaming, Did he really say it? "Darling did you just..." "Yes," he affirmed, "I Love you Lum." He un-shackles her and kisses her full, on the lips. She is starled at first,but joins in on the kiss. Ataru then signals for a rescue ship, While she pulls up her bottom Ataru checks to see if Benten is ok, she has passed out from exhaustion. Suddenly Zed gets up, "Why is it that people always chose the middle tunnel, the other ones are traps but they always choose the middle one. No matter, you'll soon be dead anyway." Just then a laser bolt flies past Ataru's ear and hit's Zed in the crotch. It's Mendo. "Nice one, Mendo" Ataru said "Actually Moroboshi, I was thrying to hit you." "Why Me?" "You sent me to the right, you S.O.B. you have no IDEA how many traps were in that damn tunnel." "Sorry." A voice echoed through the room. It was Megane. "Moroboshi, you have no Idea as to how many traps there were in the left tunnel. I almost died 147 times. I'm gonna KILL YOU!!" "Sorry" Mendo looked at Zed and his anger began to well up inside of him. In a flash it exploded. "Well," Mendo said. "at least the shot wasn't a total waste. It hit. It hit Mr. Soon-to-be-living-the-rest-of-his-short-ass -life-in-agonizing-pain, Mr. Rapist over here! "So," Ataru said "What now?" "I'll tell you 'what now'." Mendo explained."I'm gonna get a couple of pipe-toting niggers with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch to get to work on the homes' here! You hear me Hillbilly boy, This ain't over by a start! I'm gonna get midevil on your ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "I mean," Ataru said "where do we go now?" "Oh..sorry...uh... ahem...excuse me. Let's go Home" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- 4 weeks later... "How are you Lum" "Fine Darling, how are you" "Great." Ataru kisses Lum she Kisses back. "I love you Lum" "I love you Darling, Will you ?" "If you're ready." " Do me darling" Ataru began to rub Lum's breasts through her top Lum felt the sensation go through her body like a shiver. She reached back and undid her top letting her breasts come into his reach. Ataru began to suck her breasts and he felt her tense up from the sensation. Slowly he moved his hand under her bottom and began to finger her clit. It never felt this good when she did it herself. Ataru slowly removed her bottom and buried his face in her cunt. Nibbling and licking he sent shivers through her whole body. She alternated from having her eyes open or shut as the pleasure shot through her. She couldn't believe the fact that all of he fantisies were finally coming true. That's all her mind would let her think as, suddenly, her G-spot kicked in as she reached orgasm and gushed out. She had never come that hard before. Ataru swallowed some of the sweet juice. Next it was Lum's turn she seductively removed Ataru's clothing. When she got to his underwear she simply ripped it off and took a good long look at his sex. It was much bigger than she thought it would be and that pleased her. She looked up at Ataru and smiled. Ataru couldn't wait for what was ahead. Suddenly she took him into her mouth using her tounge to tease his glans. Ataru began to moan he felt like he was on fire. This was his first time too. He never imagined that it could feel this good. His penis started to contract and he let out a huge moan. Lum began to suck harder to entice him. It worked. He spewed forth his load in her mouth. Lum swallowed his fluids and then took him in her mouth again she felt him re-harden for the one final task. Ataru lay on the bed waiting; waiting for Lum to mount him. He didn't have to wait long. She guided herself onto him as he pushed up to break down the wall. Lum screamed out and then began to breath hard. As Ataru began to maon Lum began to cry out. Slowly she came to climax screaming in utter pleasure. "Darling ! Darlinng ! Yes Darling! DARLING!!!!!!!!!!!! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARLING!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU DARLING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!" AS WITH ALL URUSEI YATSURA THE STORY IS NEVER REALLY OVER. TO BE CONTINUED........... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- So, did you like it? It was fun writing it but I wanted to make a few things clear: 1: ANY FORM OF RAPE IS DIGUSITING ALL RAPISTS IN MY OPINION SHOULD BE CASTRATED!!!! I ONLY USE IT TO MOVE THE STORY ALONG! 2:WHEN I USE THE WORD "NIGGER" I DO NOT MEAN IT IN A DERROGATORY SENSE I AM SIMPLY TAKING A QUOTE FROM A MOVIE (3 GUESSES WHICH ONE. INITIALS P.F.) 3:HAVE FUN LOOKING FOR ALL THE IN JOKES. E-MAIL ME WITH THE ONES YOU FIND. 4: E-MAIL ME WITH COMMENTS ABOUT THE STORY ; GOOD OR BAD AT 71603.1073@compuserve.com THANK YOU FOR READING SMendou A WORD ABOUT THE TEXT VERSION: THIS IS A LATER VERSION THAN THE .WRI ONE I'VE BASICALLY FIXED THE GRAMMAR ERRORS AND LENGTHENED A COUPLE PARTS UP FOR EAASE OF READING. I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS ONE. SMendou