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' ' | .' / | | |.___________|____________|_______.'___| |___'. | '--| |--------''| The Hentai of Time, Part IV ~~~ |______| |__________| "Ruto Revisited" ~~~~ | | ~~~~~ | | Written by Kevin Keane | | \/ HI, YOU *MUST* HAVE NOTICED THE LOGO, YES FROM NOW ON I AM GOING TO SPEND MORE TIME ON EACH FANFIC. I AM ALSO USING A SMALLER WORD-WRAP SYSTEM FOR MORE COMPATIBILITY WITH SMALLER SCREENS. "" IS SPEECH, [] IS THOUGHT, * IS SOUND, AND **CAPS** ARE AUTHOR'S NOTES. THIS STORY TAKES PLACE AFTER MY LAST ONE WHERE LINK SAVES NABOORU AND GIVES HER THE POWER GLOVES, NOW HE HAS RETURNED TO THE FUTURE TO GET THEM BACK AND PASS THE SPIRIT TEMPLE. BUT UPON ARRIVING... "Nabooru? No, I haven't seen her for nearly five years..." [Apparently my saving her only lasted for two] "What happened?" "Well, she had been fighting Gannon; not directly mind you, she went through his armies destroying as much as she could and one day she never returned." she replied. "Hmmmm, I don't mean to be insensitive; but what happened to the gloves?" asked Link. "Oh those old things, we stole them from one of the carpenters who said he 'found' them; we tried but we couldn't find out what had happened." "Can I have them?" Link crossed his fingers. "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... well I couldn't just give them to you," [If she wants sex I'm killing her] He was not in that kind of mood, because he was kind of in a hurry though I can't imagine why. "You're kinda cute you know," she pinched his rear, "but as the second in command I have to watch out for my people and I've been getting several complaints about the chilly winds coming from Zora's Domain. If you can stop them, I'll give you the gloves; then if you're lucky I might give you something else too..." cue the evil seductive grin. [I suppose it's a good excuse to visit Ruto... heh-heh] "Okay, but first I'll need some proof that you've got the merchandise." "Ya right, if I told you where they were you'd beat me up and steal them... You are stronger than everyone here... and that's why....." she was having some sort of inner struggle between her 'girls are superior' upbringing and her lust for this strapping young man. Link had crept away the minute she hung her head down so he wouldn't get caught in the inevidble sex scene I know you wanted. *JUST WAIT A BIT* {AT ZORA'S DOMAIN} "Ruto, oh Ruto-chan; Ru-- Oh hello.." he was interrupted by a quick little kiss. "Where did you come from?" "Well, my mommy and daddy were----" Link face-faulted, "For a hero you sure startle easily." Ruto teased. "HISSS!" Link pinched her and pulled away quickly like a snake (you can decide for yourself where) and she jumped back a foot. "O.K. Okay, I give... but seriously, the Sheik said this place was supposed to thaw out now that the spell was broken, but it doesn't seem to be." *I BELIEVE I'VE MENTIONED THIS BEFORE, IN THE GAME IT NEVER DOES UNFREEZE EVEN IN THE ENDING* "I'm worried." she said while hugging him. Well, after an hour or so of Din's fire, fire arrows (he had refilled his bottles with blue potion before coming), and the Megaton Hammer; he had finally gotten a big section of it chipped and melted away. He even had the bottom half of the waterfall out so he could light the mystical torches that were frozen underneath. *FAMILIAR CHIME! (ZELDA'S "YOU FOUND A SECRET" MUSIC)* "You did it!" Ruto jumped up and down. "Not quite, I still have all of--" yet again he was interrupted with a kiss, much deeper and passionate this time. "Listen; when Ruto, Princess of Zoras, says you're done; you're done." [Referring to herself in third person, Eh? Kinda reminds me of when she was a little brat, 'take me here,' 'carry me,' 'Not in the water!' she was so full of herself... I never thought I would end up liking it.] "Done, Eh? Can I go home now or did you have something else in mind?" "C'mere..." she led him into a room with a hot spring-thing-- "A hot spring!?" Link gasped. "Yes... I know... well I'm not quite sure why, but this place has always been hotter than out there. I've been running from here to there with buckets of hot water but nothing really happened." Ruto explained. "It just startled me, is all... so why'd you show me this?" "Oh, don't make me say it..." she blushed a dark blue, "I haven't seen you for a while and... I was wondering..." "That was goodbye--" her eyes sparkled like they were about to cry, "Alright," [What could I say, I'm really turned on somehow] Unbeknownst to Link it was because he was 'hot' in the literal sense, before it had always been in at night, and now in a sauna. He hugged her and rubbed her back. [So soft, not at all slimy like you'd expect, so warm... wait she was always so cold and clammy; ah, but in a good way.] He found himself massaging her back as she kissed him. [Okay, okay... how to start; what did I do last time?] "We really... shouldn't do this.. you know.... we--" "Stop that," she looked at him sternly, "don't pretend to be all loyal to your silly princess; you've slept with at least two women since I saw you last." Link's face turned as white as--something palely-white. "Fish have the greatest sense of smell in the animal kingdom, they can even tell where water has come from by the sent. Now, I'm not a fish, but I can still smell two musky female odors on your person." Link still said nothing. "You've also come into contact with horses, bats; *sniff* a mummy, I think; an owl--" "O.K! O.K! So put the cuffs on me, jeeshe. I just didn't want to take advantage of you that's all--" Link said. "What about the others? Do you act all noble with them? *sniff* I think one of them was a virgin, or she may have just been bleeding at the time." When she had saw him for the first time in years (part I) she had secretly sniffed him and decided he was a virgin, she knew she was his first, and wished she was still special to him. "I really wouldn't call it noble... and no. I suppose I tried with Malon but had to stop with her screaming..." he stopped then whispered, "commenting on how small... I was....." he took a deep breath, "And Nabooru just wanted me to take her virginity so Gannon couldn't have it-- don't ask me to explain..." She looked at him in the eye for a minute, "I will forgive you; on one condition... you must make me your concubine." "WHAT?!?!" "It means--" "That's not what I--" a finger silenced him, he pulled it down and said, "Are you sure? I mean, you really ought to try and find someone else who'll be only for you." "Marriage? Nah, it's too complicated... I can get everything I need from you and still have my bachlorette freedom," she grinned, "besides you're the only one worth marrying in this whole world and we aren't compatible-- except for sex." "But if you're my concubine then I'll have to..." "Make love to me everyday?" "No, live with you or something; and I don't think Zelda would understand," Link explained. "I won't make you do that; but you'll have to promise you come visit me like you are today." She snuggled up against his chest, feeling his erect member pushing against her. "Are you even listening? Or does your 'little brother' just want to get this overwith?" "Well maybe if you wouldn't tease 'him' so much 'he'd be more patient." "We can discuss this later, I won't make you be faithful to me, but unless you want Zelda to find out about your girlfriends you'll have to keep me happy." she pulled out his dick and started to massage it. "Which shouldn't be too hard with this little guy-- oops (remembering his story) with this BIG guy." [I refuse to believe that Ruto just named my dick 'BIG GUY'] his thoughts were cut abruptly short as he felt her mouth around his manhood. "Uughh..." he moaned in almost protest but soon he felt so good he-- "My, that was fast;" she said swallowing it all up, "I take it you're not used to such treatment." He wasn't at all really; it was so hot, HE was so hot. "Which means you've never tried it," she sat down and spread her legs; and stuck a finger in and wiped it around. "I ahhh, ummm," he kneeled next to her, "I'm not quite sure what to do... umm you know..." She grabbed his head and pulled it between her legs, "Just smell it and soon you'll be so horny you won't believe you asked me that." He was still unsure, it was a musky odor, but somehow enticing... exotic... irresistible... he needed-- something, he needed something that was inside her... deep. [I can't believe I'm doing this] He stuck his tongue in and started to lick her, faster, harder, soon she exploded all over his face. "AAAAUUGHHH!" she was breathing heavily as she sat up, "Oh, I'm sorry Link." his face was drenched, she giggled and wiped most of it off. She looked down to see that the 'big guy' was ready for action again, "So, are you ready for the main course? I know I am." she laid back down. Link moved over her, [I love this part] and they looked at each other saying millions of things with their eyes, yet saying nothing. Link brought himself to her entrance and slowly penetrated her until he was all the way inside. [I wish I could stay like this forever, when I'm inside I just feel so complete] But slowly he started pumping in and out of her while she started to buck her hips against his. Ruto sighed, [I wish we could always be together, but I realize that this is the price one pays for falling in love with a hero.] She started breathing heavily again, letting out a "Hunh" every once and a while. Link picked up the pace, and so did her noises. Soon they were both climaxing and Ruto screamed out, "LIINNNKKKKK!!" "RUUTTTOOOOO!!" he yelled as he buried his final thrust deep inside her. They just laid there for a while, Link's member shrinking inside her but not coming out. [I don't think I'll ever get tired of this feeling, there's something about being inside that makes all seem right in the world. I suppose I should go Back to Gerardo and--] A kiss, the eternal interrupter, was placed on his lips; "Thank you, Link; thank you for being here for me." She held him tight. [Well, I guess I could stay... for a while] that while ended up being the rest of the day and night. [I suppose I should wait to make sure that the place is really thawing out, too.] The next morning Link woke up alone, [That's odd, I didn't think she was that kind of girl] he got up and dressed. As he exited he saw that the Zoras were all out there swimming and playing in the... WATER! "Oh, Link! Come here!" Ruto waved from the lake, "Hey everyone, remember Link? He's the one who saved me seven years ago from Jabu-Jabu; and he got the torches lit again to thaw this place out again." "Was that before or after you slept with him?" someone yelled out. Link blushed, he hated being the center of attention, especially when it was making him look like a pervert. "It's not like that!" he protested. "I'm sorry, Link; I tried to wash the sent off but they've been teasing me all morning, it's not your fault." she kissed him, "They're just a bit giddy from being frozen; it'll pass." Link said goodbye and that he hopped things would get back to normal, i.e. they would stop "wooo"ing and whistling and hollering every time Ruto kissed him, she seems to do that a lot. Once outside he called Epona and rode off to Gerardo. TO BE CONTINUED... AND SO ENDS ANOTHER STORY, THIS TIME ON A HAPPIER NOTE. IN THE FIRST ONE, YOU'LL REMEMBER I MENTIONED THAT MOST PEOPLE DON'T START OUT HARD-CORE- PORNER-VIRGINS AND NEED SOME TIME TO GROW, WELL THROUGH A LITTLE CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT THEY ARE NOW SUCKING AND FUCKING (^_^ BAD PHRASE). NEXT TIME YOU WILL FIND LINK GETTING HIS GLOVES, PASSING THE TEMPLE AND... YES HAVING SEX, (THE REASON BEHIND ALL LEMON FANFICS) BUT I WON'T TELL YOU WHO WITH. ANYWAY, WHEN YOU E-MAIL ME REMEMBER ALL THE _'S BECAUSE WITHOUT THEM YOU GET SOMEONE ELSE ENTIRELY. I HOPE TO GET A RESPONSE SOON.